#for legal reasons this is /j

[otakusheep15]

Leviathan’s shower card not coming home to me DURING PRIDE MONTH is literally the most homophobic thing ever and I will never forgive him

[aaabatteryy]

TRICK OR TREAAAAT

TRICK!!

[2pen2wildfire]

I meet Light Yagami and tell him I know about the Death Note. He panics and denies everything, but I tell him to calm down, I won't tell anyone, I just want him to write down some names. I show him this image

[eclaire-went-bam]

"not everything's a competition" if i don't look better than the next person in line at the supermarket then it's a murder-suicide

[appri-dot]

I listen to sweet bod ld n suddenly my canvas gets freaky

[a-muffin]

Dingo's so fugly canonically and then I draw him and he just

WHY. YOU ARE SO HIDEOUS. UGLY. UGLY ALL DAY DIEDIEDIEDIE PUNCHING YOU

[king-nyx]

You know I really did not want to believe that the ao3 author curse is real, but I think I'm currently in an active war zone.

So, hey, guys, writing fanficition is actually dangerous! Who would've thought that!

[anotherferalrat]

Saw the next banner lineup on the clock app and immediately ran here

I stand proudly with you brothers

KAVEH WILL COME HOME-

[stormbreaker-290]

Your honor, he did a hot thing

HDGSJXHSJ

real

Murder is okay as long as he's bbg enough

[chotachica]

No trans ever transed harder what the fuck

[sweet-herba-mystica-archive]

Identity theft is probably one of my favorite crimes second to piracy and actual theft

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

Bored

shhhhhhhh

*tries to smother you with a pillow*

[liverpool-enjoyer]

My friend is going to throw me to an asylum

She heard me saying "how beautiful and astonishing" about those shots from Inigo Martinez

I mean it's been long time since I saw shots like that in a barca game what's wrong with saying that

...

Damn my first flirt in 20 years is towards a ball... ok I see her point

listen man,,, it was a one helluva ball. throw her into an asylum if she doesnt understand

[jefferythejelly]

MR BEAST COULDVE BEEN ON THE OCEANGATE SUB GODDAMNIT

[chuuyanaurkahara]

/not my drawing

smash

[teacup-captor]

As I see it, I have two options:

1. Stop drinking (as in no tea, soda, water, milk etc, just to see what'll happen)

2. Start drinking (alcoholic route)