#for legal reasons thats also a joke

[h0oty]

for legal reasons trhis is a joke

[sapnap2]

im gonna go cry in my room for mental reasons if trump wins im making a suicide note

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

The bathroom scene from Saw 3 in a nutshell i think

[bestmutt]

Wait are. Are you meant to go to a doctor for low blood pressure /genq

-🌙

I mean if you're BLACKING OUT and LOSING YOUR HEARING due to it I'd hope you think to visit a doctor.

[thecatspasta]

Do you think the corporations will realise that we will care about their straight ships if they're not a girl fawning over the first guy she sees and getting married within the year and it being treated like a good thing or is this thought process too advanced for them to handle right now.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Eddie has rainbow decorations on his store. he is gay.

Sally's house is mostly rainbow. therefore-

[tl-trashtalk]

If I had a nickel for every time I got my heart broken by a Sagittarius that moved to another state I'd only have 2 nickels but it's still weird that it happened twice, right?

Anyway how is everyone else?

[ask-jake-wilson]

[Aggressive key sigh. They KNOW he’s right. And they’re okay with admitting so… just not with the resting part—]

I. I’m not trying to, i swear.

Sorry.

-🔑

(FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT WHY I HATE THEM. I JUST YELLED AT A GIRL BC SHE WAS MOCKING MY PREFERRED NAMES >:[)

[HE SIGHED. Okay, time to do this for the third time in a row. /silly]

“Know you’re not. That what I say you need to fucking rest. Don’t care what you protest with. I do not care HOW you rest. Just. Rest.”

[infintasmal]

chewing on the bars of my enclosure feixiao could fix me owo gib. gib to the me.

[joshbruh10x]

HW2 Spoilers Ahead!!! And a rant from a nerd (fr)

Ok so like aparently HW2 trailer dropped and all I can say is

OGKEKDLSL THE GLAMS

MY BOY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

SHE IS PISSEDDD

AND GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE HERE

(for context I fear Ballora, thank you :>)

PLS PLS PLS GIVE CLOSURE TO BONNIE PLS PLS DEEM MONTY INNOCENT

Speaking of the gator PLS WHEN HE COMES BACK GIVE US OUR NON CHIHUAHUA BOY BACK

I love him as angy doggo but GIVE THE IDIOT BACK I BEG THEE

Other things i wanna say is gameplay wise, I think it's really fun! Only problem? I DON'T OWN A PLAYSTATION AND IM NOT BUYING ONE FOR JUST ONE GAME, EVEN IF IT'S FNAF.

Lorewise, idk if this is gonna be set before or after SB, if after, then is this another simulation like og HW? If so, who made another simulation??? The first one literally contained a rabbit forming some furry cult with masks. If after, is this like a few years after SB or did someone make this during SB's prime?? Before the whole HI IM GREGORY AND IMMA STEAL THIS BEAR AND SET THIS PLACE ABLAZE and HI IM CASSIE AND I GOT DUPPED BY THE MIMIC‼️‼️

In conclusion, I am excited

[wulfhalls]

Based on your blog you look like someone with good to great taste!

this is like that one time one of those rate my cat blogs gave my boy a 8/10

[seefasters]

holding bj hunnicutt and daniil dankovsky in my arms while wearing a shirt that says "i stand with my canceled wife"

[charlattehotte]

ffs 111 sent me to urgent care who told me to call my IBD team who are just gonna tell me to do bloods or wait for the bloods i did YESTERDAY or else send me to my GP who i KNOW is going to boomerang me back to either my ibd team or a&e like fuck man what is HAPPENING

[velociheroviridi]

the yearnings for a new fixation have arisen

I crave blorbos for the purposes of taking part in scenarios as I go to sleep and bringing me serotonin

If anyone knows any blorbos looking for a place to live rent-free, pls call 444-444-4444

[infinityshigh]

me personally i think we should put ryan ross and andrew vanwyngarden on the same room. and see what happens