#for fucks sake man. for fucks sake
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my gift is being annoying, see, i can hate myself and be so horrendously anxious that i think trying to make being alive easier for myself is somehow offensive to others bc thats how so many people online act like literally any accomodations not made by the doctors that dont care abt you at all are somehow unnecessary and âfishing for attentionâ to the point i ruin myself and destroy my body avoiding accomodations bc i dont want to âseem like a bad personâ for quite literally needing help. but give me a tv show and 30 seconds with new information and i will either give you the most thought provoking theory or the most wildcard theory ever and always be correct.
#even when im not#see i might have zero confidence in most things but when it comes to wild takes for shows and shit? i am more right than the writers#i am simply better than them they wish they had my brain#do i deal with more anxiety than anyone ever wished would even exist yes i actively corce myself into 6 anxiety attacks every hour by#leaving my house and force myself to anyways its not good its not healthy dont do that do as i say not as i do#but is my brain incredible at being wild? yes show writers wish they were me#imagine being as out there as me#i lay the easter eggs before i know theyre easter eggs and watch as ppl froth to find them and cry when they realize they were right there#bc i didnt know they were there either i connected them after the fact#flawlessly crossover shit that shouldnât work? try me u cant do what i can#im dazzling fake it til u make it or whatever#im also accidentally hilarious and that should be feared my power is incredible#âbrina wtfââ so funny thing the thing that spurred this one#was seeing multiple ppl of a fandom on DIFFERENT websites incorrectly use the word wh/itewash#bc apparently they dont understand that whitewa/shing is not âthey made this character dumb when they arent!!!â like#thats not what that means buddy that you cant use that on a white character forbeing a dumbass their whiteness wasnt affected#is there any correlation to my beign annoyed at that and my temporary confidence? i have no fucjibg idea man im mentally ill what do ya want#i need anxiety meds that dont cause depresso and depresso meds thatdonf causs anxiety#otherwise my sudden jumps of this and wanting implosions just keep flickering#anyways i dont usually do this bc i dont wanna be an asshole but skmetimes you see shir and its like#damn ive never been the smartest bitch in the room before but boy howdy is that a feeling im feeling#raiiot#i still cant believe it#âthey whi/tewashed (white character that is white in every material)âs storyline she did this dumb thing based on feelings insteads of#slowly entering madness!!!!â do we need a masterclass on how a WHITE character cannot be wh/itewashed#and also that their MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH are NOT aspects of that when. again. THEYRE WHITE#THATS NOT WHAT THAT M E A N S#whatever gen that is i i dont think its the zoomies idk if its mellis or the xers hut like whoever u are#for fucks sake man. for fucks sake#your misuse of that word is almost as bad as your takes
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frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point itâs a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.
like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that donât magically go away for a strike, we donât have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!
#like am I going insane#why did I see a post with thousands of notes on it talking about how it doesnât make sense to be asking for this sort of action#it doesnât make SENSE?#like god! I hope youâre taking other more sensible courses of action then!#fucks sake man#bisan is living through a waking nightmare and some of you are so pedantic and miserly#palestine#free Palestine
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Grabbing the dustpan only to turn around and find out your old man dog has laid himself across the entire dust pile (that is composed of not an insignificant amount of his hair)
#porthos for fucks sake man#why do you gotta be like this#I'm sorry I'm paying more attention to the broom than to you but it's YOUR HAIR that caused this situatino#dog#porthos the dog
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Sorry, it's been a pretty stressful few weeks for me. I found out someone accused me of drawing a "rape comic" (characters are fully consenting) and that "fetishized a hijab" (character is an archer wearing a hood) and was getting harassment and death threats.
Only to find out..
They didn't even look at the art.
They just accused me of a bunch of vile shit because they were mad when they found out I did adult art on the side.

#txt#like you would seriously ruin someone's reputation because youre mad that they draw p*rn sometimes? for fucks sake MAN
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I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever
#pls what the fuck#this is the most boring and pointless shit ever#oh my fucking goddddddd#im such a hater#stiff talk#sorry no but like. at least make it believable and interesting#this is just the typical âoh a man and a woman interacted so they must kissâ shit#pleaseeee for fucks sake can i get a show or a movie without romance.... please..#does anyone have any recommendations actually. very rarely do i enjoy the romance they put in stuff#i want smt whete i wont have to roll my eyes over stupid romance#aromantic#and TIRED OF ROMANCE BEING EVERYWHERE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE
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Luo Binghe escapes the Endless Abyss and goes to spy on the master who abandoned him, discovering in his absence, Shen Qingqiu has invited a woman to live with him, possibly more.
He tries (and fails) to not take this personally and burns with jealousy over this unexpected and very dangerous rival for his beloved shizun's heart. it only gets worse when he goes to Jinlan City, in hopes of seeing Shen Qingqiu again, only to see he brought that woman with him. Shen Qingqiu is glad her disciple is so trans inclusive but even your scummy shizun has a name, Binghe!
#trans shen qingqiu#transfem shen qingqiu#trans shen yuan#svsss#bingqiu#svsss au#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#Binghe keeps glaring at her and SQQ is just like aw man my little lotus is gone he hates me :[#while Binghe is like this fucking homewrecker i hope a sower demon gets here#will he protect her for shizun's sake? yes. but that doesn't mean he has to like her
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"Happy Valentine's Day, my love."đ
#happy v day mooties and followers<3 a kissie for all of you#sdv elliott#stardew valley elliott#elliott sdv#stardew elliott#this man has 300 tags fucks sake#elliott stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#digital art#my art#he put on his lil gay goth outfit pls go out with him!!#he's my valentine but we can share if ur nice
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"A hundred and one. Going on a hundred and two." "You're a terrible liar."

He lived,,
I'm beyond the point where I can use words to describe them anymore.
Just know that I drew this instead of working and I'll probably keep drawing them more even tho the work's piling up-
I'm not even kidding, it's terrible how much they invade my brain, like I'm always either thinking about them or drawing about them or saving pins on Pinterst about them (the board is getting pretty stuffed), everything i see is ORANGE at this point (it's my favorite color fortunately so I don't mind).
Still not done with the third book btw. I try to make it last as long as I can but I constantly want to read so the end is getting dangerously near...
Next I'll probably draw Dan and/or the other foxes, cause let's be honest they're all so cool...
#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#hihi they're kissing#but they#hate each other#of course#i'm just past the point where andrew broke his promise with his brother for neil's sake#this my man is not what i consider a fling#the way they CARE omg i'm going mad#also i switched their t-shirt colors for once? not relevant but#fucked up orange pricks i love them#noah's aftg series#MUSE PROPAGANDA (this is an art tag)
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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horror movie twins/gansey's magicians/etc
#the raven cycle#trc#pynch#adam parrish#ronan lynch#jun23#actual art#fanart#digital#showed roomie my bluesey last month and she was like wow i'm surprised u drew them first and not pynch!#and i had to be like. well u see thinking abt pynch makes my heart feel flayed open like a fish so bluesey was easier#anyway tho heres: them !#i looooooove when they start going off together to do fucked up magic shit. and how they each get to know the other's powers better than#the rest of the gangsey. like. united in the willingness to commit crimes against god and man for gansey's sake đ#&how they work so well as a team once they have that knowledge of each other?? adam scrying from the front seat while ronan drives?? romanc
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the first guy to sell some kind of daft punk helmet you can stick your dumbass vr goggles inside of to hide your shame and distribute the weight is going to make so much fucking money
#original#and some of that money will be mine#you're telling me that to use this thing long term i have to strap a fucking air conditioner wrapped in battery packs to my head#instead of someone just making a helmet that looks less stupid? why is this the worst future. i know why but for fuck's sake.#yes i bought a stupid set of refurb goggles and yes i gasped and giggled in delight like a child when i saw a virtual butterfly what of it#now to get no man's sky to actually run instead of crashing immediately and repeatedly
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I fucking LOVE my wife DAVRIN dragon age I hope you all Davrin hatersâ computers EXPLODE how do you look at this man and not feel a little religious like yes sir donât mind Assan weâll be doing a dark ritual all of our own all night long I will put warden stamina to the test buddyâ guys I have a plan for getting rid of the evanuris and buddy, itâs baby-proof (heh)

#chia rambles#dragon age#I just saw a post that made me seethe#listen to me#MY TYPE ARE PATHETIC MEN#I DONT REALLY LIKE THE WHOLE CONFIDENT COCKY MALE LOVE INTERESTS#THIS MAN???? THIS MAN ALMOST MADE ME FALL W MY FIRST ROOK#heâs such a FUCKING GREAT CHARACTER#HES A GREY WARDEN FOR FUCKS SAKE#I WANT HIM#I WANT HIM SO BAD#HIS RESPONSIBLE ATTITUDE??? HIS DUTY???? HIS LOVE????#AGHHHHHHH#davrin#davrin dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#HE IS THE ONLY COMPANION WHO ACTUALLY FEELS USEFUL#THE FUCKING PLOT WOULD GO NOWHERE WITHOUT HIM
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did you know that Dean wakes up one morning and realizes he has a fucking bombshell of a wife/husband/spouse, a cozy (slightly rural) suburban house, and not one but three fucking daughters???? Did you know that he woke up one morning to toddler giggles and little kid bickering and baby babbling????? and your girls come charging in hushing their little giggles so they don't wake up mommy and daddy and so OBVIOUSLY he has to pretend to be asleep so he doesn't foil their plan. he focuses all his energy on keeping his face and body relaxed, keeping his breathing even. they're whispering and babbling and Dean peeks an eye open and looks at the love of his life and these three angels with their daddy's attitude and their mama's heart. they have your eyes and his smile. they're... the best parts of both of you, and there's something entirely new and beautiful in each of them too.
Bobby Dean is your oldest, and her 4th birthday is just around the corner. She's 3 and 3/4 right now, and won't let anyone forget it.
Your second is Jodi John, or JJ informally. She's fought her way half way through the terrible twos and is already getting a head start on the whole 3 going on 13 thing.
Mary Cass, or Cassie, is your youngest. She's just over a year old, and wants to do everything her big sisters do.
And Dean is looking at your little girls, and at you. He sees the way the morning sunlight dapples in through the window and illuminates their tangled hair and disney princess nightgowns. Your face is all puffy from sleep, and you still smell like the apple pie you made yesterday.
it's real, he realizes. that pipe dream that apple pie life.
you gave that to him. you did that. you turned his deepest, most unspoken desires into a reality like it was nothing. and every ounce of joy and love and peace he feels every moment of every day, he owes it all to you. You try to tell him on occasion when he gets all sentimental on you, he deserves it. he deserves every good thing he feels, and he's so great with the girls, he's a natural dad and you couldn't possibly dream of a better husband to do it with.
Because at his heart, Dean is a family man. He's your family man.
#drabbles#dean winchester#dean winchester drabbles#dean winchester x reader#dean winchester drabble#supernatural#supernatural x reader#supernatural drabble#supernatural drabbles#domestic dean#husband!dean#dad!dean#for the record your fourth girl (when she comes around) will be named Karen Samantha#Karrie Sam for short#and before you ask YES uncle Sammy is over half the time at least#more often than not really#one time uncle sammy tried to give Bobby Dean a piggy back ride and forgot how tall he was. almost bonked both their heads on the doorway.#now there's a âno piggybacks if you're over 6'1â house rule#bobby is alive and well too by the way and also is over all the time#JJ's first word was idjit#something grandpa bobby will NEVER live down ever#I should schedule this but I have the sniffles and I crave instant gratification#also let this man be happy#for fuck's sake#and yes yes yes uncle cas also occasionally makes appearances as often as he can#yk how when you have a cat you have to get used to random noises in the middle of the night#your kids have that but it's their dad's homoerotic best friend eating leftovers of your pot roast out of the fridge at 2am on a school nit#they think everything cas says and does is just the bees knees#they think he's so funny#one of your girls shows him a sun bleached plastic tricycle in the back yard among some other toys and he's like
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i think the fact that edwin is like. mildly misogynistic in a period-appropriate way is a really really funny character flaw
#only tends to come up when heâs talking to/about crystal because he does not like her (or at least does not like her flirting with his man)#but oh itâs there. most amusing off the top of my head was actually unrelated to crystal#when sheâs reading off his questions for niko in episode 2 and one of them is like. have you been experiencing emotional hysteria?#and thatâs where she has to stop and be like. for fucks sake edwin#thatâs SUCH a funny thing to throw in there#kibumblabs#dead boy detectives#liveblogging
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Guys help.. I'm CRAVING bottom Erik fics... (preferably post apocalypse but others work too)
#i need that man getting fucked to tears..#i need post apocalyse cherik to soothe my soul#erik crying during sex..#please i need it.#i read smth about it somewhere but can't remember who posted it for fuck's sake#cherik#save me cherik#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#x men#magneto#professor x#ao3#x men apocalypse
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I am perfectly normal about his laugh-
âThe G in Gale stands for giggles apparentlyâ
#I SWEAR I'LL DELETE THIS LATER PROBABLY BUT I'M DYING RN#BRO IS A GIGGLER AND EXPECTS ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#FUCKS SAKE MAN OH MY GOD#don't look at me pls#it's a scream into the void#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#dude just *sounds* like he's hella ticklish you know-
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