#for fucks sake man. for fucks sake
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jackalsraised · 10 months ago
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my gift is being annoying, see, i can hate myself and be so horrendously anxious that i think trying to make being alive easier for myself is somehow offensive to others bc thats how so many people online act like literally any accomodations not made by the doctors that dont care abt you at all are somehow unnecessary and ‘fishing for attention’ to the point i ruin myself and destroy my body avoiding accomodations bc i dont want to ‘seem like a bad person’ for quite literally needing help. but give me a tv show and 30 seconds with new information and i will either give you the most thought provoking theory or the most wildcard theory ever and always be correct.
#even when im not#see i might have zero confidence in most things but when it comes to wild takes for shows and shit? i am more right than the writers#i am simply better than them they wish they had my brain#do i deal with more anxiety than anyone ever wished would even exist yes i actively corce myself into 6 anxiety attacks every hour by#leaving my house and force myself to anyways its not good its not healthy dont do that do as i say not as i do#but is my brain incredible at being wild? yes show writers wish they were me#imagine being as out there as me#i lay the easter eggs before i know theyre easter eggs and watch as ppl froth to find them and cry when they realize they were right there#bc i didnt know they were there either i connected them after the fact#flawlessly crossover shit that shouldn’t work? try me u cant do what i can#im dazzling fake it til u make it or whatever#im also accidentally hilarious and that should be feared my power is incredible#’brina wtf—‘ so funny thing the thing that spurred this one#was seeing multiple ppl of a fandom on DIFFERENT websites incorrectly use the word wh/itewash#bc apparently they dont understand that whitewa/shing is not ‘they made this character dumb when they arent!!!’ like#thats not what that means buddy that you cant use that on a white character forbeing a dumbass their whiteness wasnt affected#is there any correlation to my beign annoyed at that and my temporary confidence? i have no fucjibg idea man im mentally ill what do ya want#i need anxiety meds that dont cause depresso and depresso meds thatdonf causs anxiety#otherwise my sudden jumps of this and wanting implosions just keep flickering#anyways i dont usually do this bc i dont wanna be an asshole but skmetimes you see shir and its like#damn ive never been the smartest bitch in the room before but boy howdy is that a feeling im feeling#raiiot#i still cant believe it#’they whi/tewashed (white character that is white in every material)’s storyline she did this dumb thing based on feelings insteads of#slowly entering madness!!!!’ do we need a masterclass on how a WHITE character cannot be wh/itewashed#and also that their MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH are NOT aspects of that when. again. THEYRE WHITE#THATS NOT WHAT THAT M E A N S#whatever gen that is i i dont think its the zoomies idk if its mellis or the xers hut like whoever u are#for fucks sake man. for fucks sake#your misuse of that word is almost as bad as your takes
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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago
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frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.
like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!
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baejax-the-great · 5 months ago
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Grabbing the dustpan only to turn around and find out your old man dog has laid himself across the entire dust pile (that is composed of not an insignificant amount of his hair)
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idolomantises · 10 months ago
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Sorry, it's been a pretty stressful few weeks for me. I found out someone accused me of drawing a "rape comic" (characters are fully consenting) and that "fetishized a hijab" (character is an archer wearing a hood) and was getting harassment and death threats.
Only to find out..
They didn't even look at the art.
They just accused me of a bunch of vile shit because they were mad when they found out I did adult art on the side.
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stiffyck · 5 months ago
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I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever
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kenpachissluut · 2 months ago
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ꨄ︎ Shunsui Kyoraku Headcanons ꨄ︎
Shunsui would be the most perverted man you‘ll ever known to exist. that man would just taunt you all day with perverted comments and flirting. He is not afraid to also touch you in public, smacking your ass and pinching your boobies.
Shunsui has many kinks. Like i said he is just fucking perverted. He would be open for almost everything when it comes to you. If it pleasures you, it pleasures him. He won’t force you to anything though that you don’t like.
Shunsui might be a damn womanizer and he would also flirt sometimes but he would never cheat on you. He knows how lucky he is to have you, considering his reputation. But he would also enjoy to make you jealous, so you would ride him desperately with your flared up jealousy and anger.
Shunsui loves when you ride him. That man is dominant yes, but he doesn’t have a problem when you take control at all. He would love to see you all bossy, riding him desperately, sucking him confidently like the beautiful goddess you are.
Shunsui has an big, thick dick. Atleast 22 cm long. It’s beautiful and well formed just slightly hooked down but that just helps to hit your sweet spot over and over perfectly. Some veins are showing on it and you guessed right. He is hairy, just like the rest of his body. He doesn’t shave, he likes it natural and he also loves it when you leave it natural aswell. If you are bothered by it, he would think about shaving for you a bit off though.
Shunsui eats your pussy like a starved man. It’s his favorite meal of the day, he always takes his time devouring your delicious pussy. His tongue is lapping over your sensitive folds, teasing your entrance with his wet tongue and his fingers gliding in and out your hole. He would make you see stars, making you feel like you are in Heaven.
Shunsui is very vocal. I mean like pretty much. Moaning, grunting, growling. He doesn’t care if anyone hears him, he wants everyone to know how good you are. He also loves it, when you are not afraid to be loud, so also everyone knows how good he fucks you.
Shunsui always reeks of alcohol. Every kind of sake, he is an laid back alcoholic. But your relationship would be never affected by it. He would never neglect you and always treating you like a Goddess. Worshipping the ground you walk on.
Shunsui loves it to fuck you roughly. In every position and every direction. But he loves it even more to fuck you slowly and extremely intimately. Teasing you all night to make you cum, intense eye contact, prolonging your act on how much he can.
Shunsui is like i said an alcoholic. But that would make your Fuck just even better. When he comes home drunk, pounding you all night in a mean matting press, from behind, against the wall you name it, filling your hole up over and over again. Until your pretty pussy is dripping with all his cum and your juices.
⋆˚ lunaeanima 𝜗𝜚˚⋆🎀
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ulteri0rm0tives · 2 months ago
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Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate
#actually blowing up every cishet guy in tiktok comment sections who say this shit#like ofc yall would#guys im not super sure that was like soulmate type love up there on that screen thats more like#man i love this chick for what she represents to me than like.. man i love this woman for who she is as a person...........#i actually am so curious how they think they're soulmates and im mean this with genuine curiosity what r they seeing that im not#bc all i can think is like... theyre just defaulting? to a het relationship? esp if they play as male v#and god forbid they see two men as each others soulmate#and even for fem v and johnny like.. its no different?#so why alt and johnny and not v and johnny?#AND THEN THEYRE FIGHTING ABT if he loved rogue or alt more girl 💀#like tf u mean johnny loved alt because 'u never kno what u have till its gone' thats it? thats yr reason? honestly actually really?#oh lord all im finding out is there are a lot more people who hate alt than i thought......#im just saying.. johnny didnt really kno how to love beyond the image of himself#until v literally uncontrollably not just tore those walls down but literally melded them into something new#v had no choice but to see the johnny under the omage and johnny had no choice but to show v that image#and v still cared for johnny in spite of#johnny couldnt posses the love he has for v with rogue or alt simply bc that involved getting close and#he literally had to be attached to some guys brain lile a fucking parasite for that to ever happen.....#how can u say he they were soulmates if they never really knew each other#he didnt even know alt was a fucking netrunner for fucks sake and she apparently never thought it was like something worth telling him#how is that soulmate shit fr? girl she doesnt even like his ass on the basis of his character 😭 none of them do 😭😭#he literally says so 😭😭😭 and he dont even need to tell us that to see 😭😭😭😭#hes actually despicable until v makes him slightly more tolerable bc hes leeching off emotional self awareness he mever had b4 😭😭😭😭😭#im scared of tik tok comment sections ngl so really im just raving here under the false security of tumblr tags#silverv#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking
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fbfh · 3 months ago
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did you know that Dean wakes up one morning and realizes he has a fucking bombshell of a wife/husband/spouse, a cozy (slightly rural) suburban house, and not one but three fucking daughters???? Did you know that he woke up one morning to toddler giggles and little kid bickering and baby babbling????? and your girls come charging in hushing their little giggles so they don't wake up mommy and daddy and so OBVIOUSLY he has to pretend to be asleep so he doesn't foil their plan. he focuses all his energy on keeping his face and body relaxed, keeping his breathing even. they're whispering and babbling and Dean peeks an eye open and looks at the love of his life and these three angels with their daddy's attitude and their mama's heart. they have your eyes and his smile. they're... the best parts of both of you, and there's something entirely new and beautiful in each of them too.
Bobby Dean is your oldest, and her 4th birthday is just around the corner. She's 3 and 3/4 right now, and won't let anyone forget it.
Your second is Jodi John, or JJ informally. She's fought her way half way through the terrible twos and is already getting a head start on the whole 3 going on 13 thing.
Mary Cass, or Cassie, is your youngest. She's just over a year old, and wants to do everything her big sisters do.
And Dean is looking at your little girls, and at you. He sees the way the morning sunlight dapples in through the window and illuminates their tangled hair and disney princess nightgowns. Your face is all puffy from sleep, and you still smell like the apple pie you made yesterday.
it's real, he realizes. that pipe dream that apple pie life.
you gave that to him. you did that. you turned his deepest, most unspoken desires into a reality like it was nothing. and every ounce of joy and love and peace he feels every moment of every day, he owes it all to you. You try to tell him on occasion when he gets all sentimental on you, he deserves it. he deserves every good thing he feels, and he's so great with the girls, he's a natural dad and you couldn't possibly dream of a better husband to do it with.
Because at his heart, Dean is a family man. He's your family man.
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transmigrationisunderrated · 4 months ago
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Luo Binghe escapes the Endless Abyss and goes to spy on the master who abandoned him, discovering in his absence, Shen Qingqiu has invited a woman to live with him, possibly more.
He tries (and fails) to not take this personally and burns with jealousy over this unexpected and very dangerous rival for his beloved shizun's heart. it only gets worse when he goes to Jinlan City, in hopes of seeing Shen Qingqiu again, only to see he brought that woman with him. Shen Qingqiu is glad her disciple is so trans inclusive but even your scummy shizun has a name, Binghe!
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sir-walton-goggins · 3 months ago
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"Happy Valentine's Day, my love."💐
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nothatsmi · 2 years ago
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"A hundred and one. Going on a hundred and two." "You're a terrible liar."
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He lived,,
I'm beyond the point where I can use words to describe them anymore.
Just know that I drew this instead of working and I'll probably keep drawing them more even tho the work's piling up-
I'm not even kidding, it's terrible how much they invade my brain, like I'm always either thinking about them or drawing about them or saving pins on Pinterst about them (the board is getting pretty stuffed), everything i see is ORANGE at this point (it's my favorite color fortunately so I don't mind).
Still not done with the third book btw. I try to make it last as long as I can but I constantly want to read so the end is getting dangerously near...
Next I'll probably draw Dan and/or the other foxes, cause let's be honest they're all so cool...
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aroaceleovaldez · 2 years ago
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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berdyayeva · 2 months ago
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Morgenstern, ach, scheine Auf das Antlitz mein Wirf ein warmes Licht Auf mein Ungesicht Sag mir, ich bin nicht alleine
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daphnalia · 1 month ago
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did some soul searching last night
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relying on my old tumblr mutuals to give this post 5 likes because wdym noones posted abt him in half a year???
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asaethiel · 2 years ago
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horror movie twins/gansey's magicians/etc
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ho-ho-homosxual · 10 days ago
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Reblog of you think glow-in-the-dark ceiling stickers are for all ages
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I’m trying to prove a point to my mom
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