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bittwitchy · 4 months ago

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my gift is being annoying, see, i can hate myself and be so horrendously anxious that i think trying to make being alive easier for myself is somehow offensive to others bc thats how so many people online act like literally any accomodations not made by the doctors that dont care abt you at all are somehow unnecessary and ‘fishing for attention’ to the point i ruin myself and destroy my body avoiding accomodations bc i dont want to ‘seem like a bad person’ for quite literally needing help. but give me a tv show and 30 seconds with new information and i will either give you the most thought provoking theory or the most wildcard theory ever and always be correct.

#even when im not #see i might have zero confidence in most things but when it comes to wild takes for shows and shit? i am more right than the writers #i am simply better than them they wish they had my brain #do i deal with more anxiety than anyone ever wished would even exist yes i actively corce myself into 6 anxiety attacks every hour by #leaving my house and force myself to anyways its not good its not healthy dont do that do as i say not as i do #but is my brain incredible at being wild? yes show writers wish they were me #imagine being as out there as me #i lay the easter eggs before i know theyre easter eggs and watch as ppl froth to find them and cry when they realize they were right there #bc i didnt know they were there either i connected them after the fact #flawlessly crossover shit that shouldn’t work? try me u cant do what i can #im dazzling fake it til u make it or whatever #im also accidentally hilarious and that should be feared my power is incredible #’brina wtf—‘ so funny thing the thing that spurred this one #was seeing multiple ppl of a fandom on DIFFERENT websites incorrectly use the word wh/itewash #bc apparently they dont understand that whitewa/shing is not ‘they made this character dumb when they arent!!!’ like #thats not what that means buddy that you cant use that on a white character forbeing a dumbass their whiteness wasnt affected #is there any correlation to my beign annoyed at that and my temporary confidence? i have no fucjibg idea man im mentally ill what do ya want #i need anxiety meds that dont cause depresso and depresso meds thatdonf causs anxiety #otherwise my sudden jumps of this and wanting implosions just keep flickering #anyways i dont usually do this bc i dont wanna be an asshole but skmetimes you see shir and its like #damn ive never been the smartest bitch in the room before but boy howdy is that a feeling im feeling #raiiot #i still cant believe it #’they whi/tewashed (white character that is white in every material)’s storyline she did this dumb thing based on feelings insteads of #slowly entering madness!!!!’ do we need a masterclass on how a WHITE character cannot be wh/itewashed #and also that their MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH are NOT aspects of that when. again. THEYRE WHITE #THATS NOT WHAT THAT M E A N S #whatever gen that is i i dont think its the zoomies idk if its mellis or the xers hut like whoever u are #for fucks sake man. for fucks sake #your misuse of that word is almost as bad as your takes

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