#for clarification this is a joke

[time-for-crows]

People talking about the sex mod as if gay sex wasn’t possible on the qsmp is so funny to me. Slimeriana did NOT have canonical gay sex to clocks by coldplay for everyone to forget and try to add a sex mod!! They DIYed that shit and people are trying to take the easy way out!!!

[qcomicsy]

Superwonder could never chock me because I too would want to kiss my two best friends on the mouth If I was Clark.

[sillymacaronic]

What it would be like to be Zubin’s gf (Zubin x female reader)

would give you lots of hugs

so many kisses!

would teach you to play bass

sometimes he disappears for a certain period of time

whenever you bring this up, he just laughs it off

and… you find long gaps in your memory. what…

where is zubin?

why hasn’t he come home?

you need to wake up

wake up

you need to wake up

this isn’t real

wake up

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

Look I'm sorry to the whole Jaya group but it's just not going to happen again the poor guy is you know off in Amnesia town and Nya it appears she's going for Lloyd with that look that Kai gave the both of them

Man the writers really need to pick a lane of shipping it's getting confusing for the whole fandom

[melodyofthevoid]

I had the weirdest dream that I just recalled that you were like making a poll on whether or not you should completely scrap and rewrite ocean idiots and I was so confused for a moment thinking that was an actual post you made

Well who am I to oppose a prophetic dream

[standard-human]

maybe to you. to me it was incredibly sexy.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Yall (probably): hey silly did u c the dlc talk abt femc and p3r.

Me: yes.

Yall: u ok?

Me: no put me on a watch list im not ok 😭😭😭

[conspicuous-clown-car]

oops..?

[gertritude-art]

HEARTBREAKING: local food blogger thinks it's funny to put on a rude persona in their recipe videos

[iamthe-walnut]

Adam redesign from Hazbin Hotel for fun. I hated this guy in the first episode but he rlly grew on me over time and became my 2nd favorite character. I wish he had more screentime, he had so much story potential, from his lore with being the first man and the his relationships with other characters. We could have had it all 😔 Hazbin hotel is good...but the pacing is rlly my main issue

I made a redesign cuz I wasn't rlly vibing with the fact that he looks like a demon and swears alot even tho he's suppose to be an angel. I think you can be more subtle with the idea that "heaven or angels are hypocrites" rather than making them act exactly like the demons🤷‍♀️ So in my reimagining, yeah he doesn't look like a demon but a priest/bishop vibe, he's still a misogynistic asshole and can either be upfront or backhanded with it depending on his mood. He doesn't swear but rather uses other more family friendly words to replace swear words but when he's pissed he won't care about censoring himself anymore.

I'm gonna do Lute next but that's it.

[rosesandmary]

just saw the most terfy url ever in my notes but i cannot go to block them cuz my service is ass god hates trans people

[p2ep]

I like ultrakill but it'd be better if it was about a machine that was fueled by love who is looking for her missing cat in the alps

[ckret2]

This is how same coin theory can still win

[the-meme-monarch]

sweet cap’n cakes did not appear in the most recent newsletter. sacrificial spamton

[alpacacare-archive]

Not enough joy and light today. Time for silly dadster and papyrus 🙏

Bonus:

[quartergremlin]

I love your post about balding Casey. There’s something beautiful about growing older. It warms my little LGBTQ+ heart to see LGBTQ+ characters grow older 💜

Thank you! I know "haha 👉 bald" is a tried and true facet of comedy, but I wanted to take this seriously. Balding and aging aren't a terrible misfortune that happens to people when all their youth is shriveled up. It's just a part of life.

"Look at you, finally joining the bald beauties!"