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not listing other specific religions because i would inevitably miss one big one and get yelled at dkfjfk and that's not the point of this poll anyway

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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this callout couldve been a block button

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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i love what the internet has done to the english language

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found it

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What if we were old and we did cannibalism murder and I was in love with you but you wanted vengeance for your dead wife. Hm? What if?

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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

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i am always distinctly aware of how ooc my zelink interpertation is in botw but the fanon interpertation is also Wrong so i can at least have this

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rematch?

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jazz concert... i say before getting hit over the head with a chair