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if it’s called house of leaves why don’t they just “leave” the “house?” are they stupid? ¹

¹ “Is He Stupid? / Is She Smart? / Are They Stupid?” Know Your Meme, March 16, 2023. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-he-stupid-is-she-smart-are-they-stupid. The phrasal template "Is he stupid?" was popularized in February 2023, when reddit.com user "Encajado" posted an image to the subreddit r/BatmanArkham with the caption "Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?"

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every time theres a new development in the dsmp reunion 2025 i open yr blog to read like the morning news

HEAR YE HEAR YE FELLOWS AND INHABITANTS OF OUR FORSAKEN LAND, THE WICKED GREEN DRAGON HATH SPOKEN ITS SLITHERING TONGUE ONCE MORE! MERELY FIVE COPPER COINS FOR THIS MORNING���S PARCHMENT- inflation, thou must understand

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okay quick recap: One topic dream brought up in his stream was that he asked ludwig to make a video of his 'the truth' video that disproves/denies the grooming allegations, and that ludwig said he hates dream for calling one of ludwigs female friends a whore. considering this instance of dream calling a woman a whore lined up 100% with when dream called robbo's friend a whore, a lot of ppl have been assuming he got it wrong and it was actually about robbo.

so. ludwig talked about it.

turns out that not only did dream yes in fact call one of ludwig's friends a whore, but also that dream messaged ludwig with an explanation/apology? that was 'five pages long'. and that

the person he mentioned in his apology isnt the friend of ludwig's he'd called a whore.

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I think the fact that ludwig confirmed on stream that dream did call his friend a whore (and that when dream sent him like 5 pages of receipts to justify himself, dream sent messages about the wrong woman it also happened to) tells me a lot about the way dream views women, and im sick and tired of his fans pretending that all the instance of the dream team being awful to women are one off mistakes when it seems to be a clear pattern

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none of dreams old colleagues defending or talking to him and speaking poorly of his conduct his own admittance of allowing nsfw material to be shown in a discord with minors and him going to some 19 year olds mom to complain about their child and ludwig explaining how dream self reported about how he called more than one woman a whore at what point can it just be he’s a shitty person and not everyone is out to get him qanon style

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Btw dreams video took tubbos hours long stream and only clipped tubbo saying the pedo jokes were bad as if tubbo didn't comment on dreams longstanding horrible behavior and the fact he also said dream used to play into those jokes ! So he's frames tubbo to be defending him actually when he wasn't he was just being mature and fair. Fuck you

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THEN WHY DID YOU CALL US ALL THE R SLUR??????????

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okay quick recap: One topic dream brought up in his stream was that he asked ludwig to make a video of his 'the truth' video that disproves/denies the grooming allegations, and that ludwig said he hates dream for calling one of ludwigs female friends a whore. considering this instance of dream calling a woman a whore lined up 100% with when dream called robbo's friend a whore, a lot of ppl have been assuming he got it wrong and it was actually about robbo.

so. ludwig talked about it.

turns out that not only did dream yes in fact call one of ludwig's friends a whore, but also that dream messaged ludwig with an explanation/apology? that was 'five pages long'. and that

the person he mentioned in his apology isnt the friend of ludwig's he'd called a whore.

guys

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i love it so much that whenever dream tries to drag quackity into his shit quackity uses the opportunity to plug whatever he is gonna do next instead of even acknowledging him. literally funniest guy on the planet, please never stop

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can i ask what mangoball is??? i keep seeing it referenced everywhere in regards to whatever is happening with dream rn and it’s baffling

mangoball is the single best dream smp fanfiction. it is maybe my favorite fanfiction of all time.

it is posted on twitter, and is a twitterfic taking place with screenshots. it is brilliant. it is art. it is the best piece of rpf ever

here's a link to a website used to host it in a more organized manner than what you can experience on twitter

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respect but also. proof?

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only a beatles fan could come up with mangoball bbh. i can’t explain it but i know i’m right

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No it's actually wild that "this has GOT to be the exact same emotional mental and physical feeling as getting eaten alive limb by limb" is not a commonly quoted meme by anyone other than the people who've read a satire dsmp rpf crackfic. The masses would go crazy over this

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CONNOR SENT A MESSAGE TO THE DSMP DISCORD ASKING IF THERE’D BE A 2025 REUNION………..