#for all these plastic mans

[misternohair]

Thank you @hausofdecline for my new favorite template

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

The Justice League had been a pain in Dannys side the last few weeks. They insisted that Danny needed a mentor, someone who could help him right in his ever growing list of abilities and whatnot. Danny snuck into one of the JL meetings in the watchtower to find out the real reason and discovered they saw him as a massive powerhouse that needed to be brought into thier side so his power "doesn't fall into the wrong hands". Ick.

Phantom was also pretty sure this had something to do with the bat be it contingency plans or adoption papers that guy is never too far from the top of Dannys list of "people I want to punt into the abyss for the weekend"

Its not that Danny doesn't want the help, he just knows how the League would eventually view him. He is of Lazarus. He is part monster. He has been ever since he died. Danny no longer thinks like a human does, he's "too violent" "obsessive" and "impulsive" by League standards.

Unfortunately, Danny is wired like that. His people are a part of the Infinite Realms immune system and play a key role in its overall ecosystem. There are legitimate biological reasons hes like this, ones that keep him from fading. The League doesn't seem to understand and he can't explain it in further detail without revealing his own weakness and the weaknesses of others like him.

So he just keeps refusing thier help...until he finds someone who the League also don't "agree" with which was strange since he was on thier team.

Plasticman was an ex criminal who has temptations towards money and has a hard time resisting. The stretchy guy also could turn his body into any shape and stretch any length he wanted and had no regard for the human form. Danny was in awe but the moment he heard the guy make a funny joke he made a decision.

If he had to choose a mentor from the JL roster than he picked this guy.

He announced his decision at the next JL meeting sending the place into an uproar.

Alternatively: Danny gives no warning and Plastic man just gets surprised when this glowy kid and his green puppy appear in front of him smiling happily and introduced himself as his new sidekick.

[videoviolence]

MEET DAD & DOG!

[slavhew]

And I just have to tell you that I

Love you so much these days,

[teddybearty]

Finished Prison of Plastic for the second time recently sooooo here’s a BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻

[gaillol-13]

Behold, it's a lil smaller than others but I'm proud.

Can yall guess my type? Because I can't 😀

[hannahvardit]

Uh-oh boys, better shake a leg and make tracks, looks like the Brunos are onto you

[p1nkshield]

Stephanie: Do you think Plastic man is chewy? Like a piece of gum? Or maybe even rubber?

Jason: Gross!

Tim: Why would you even think of that?!?

Bruce: NOT AGAIN.

Stephanie, Jason and Tim: ... What?

Bruce looking pointedly at Dick: Nobody is chewing on him again!

Dick: 😅

Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Bruuuuuuce!

Bruce: ...?

Robin!Dick: Do you think Plastic-man would let me chew on him if I asked nicely?

Bruce: ...No.

Robin!Dick: I think he would!

Bruce: Please don't try.

Cut to robin successfully chewing on Plastic-man's arm

Bruce: Drop it.

Robin!Dick: grrr

Bruce: You don’t know where it's been. You’ll get sick.

Plastic-man: Hey! I'm plenty cleanly! Also who is this kid?

[littlefankingdom]

Does Plastic Man work in Gotham? Because he is from Gotham now, right? Because, if he does, that means criminals in Gotham have as much chance to face the most unserious weirdo or the most serious weirdo. It's a gamble, Plastic Man or Batman. And, imagine preparing yourself to face Batman, but it's Plastic Man showing up. The whole mood is completely different. They are on the opposite side of a spectrum.

Also, Plastic Man 100% takes the form of Batman to use his shadow to scare criminals, like Nightwing does.

[stealingyourbones]

Walked into my local comic shop and got waved down by the owner who handed me the second issue of Plastic Man No More!

Mind you, I’m not subscribed to any comic runs bc if I do and don’t go to the store frequently enough I wont go as I’ll get anxious of the comic costs racking up. I’ve talked to the owner enough about trying to find Plastic Man comics that he went out of his way to save one for me before they got sold out 😭.

Shop at your local comic shops. Every single comic owner that I’ve met is always so happy to help you if you don’t know much about comics and want to know where to start reading and are always so kind and excited about what they do.

[fiendishartist2]

hauling ass

[cringelordlikesplaz]

happy 3000 and somethingieth birthday plastic man !!!!!!!

[martianbugsbunny]

I would like to know what Owen Wilson's thought process was when he decided that Mobius should call Loki a pussycat in season 1, like sir that was a phenomenal decision we stan

[modmad]

now I’m imagining RGB taking those buzz feed quizzes that’s are like “what kind of bread are you?” and him getting mad because he is NOT a bagel

RGB is 100% a bagel though

[stressedjester]

Eel O'Brian being in Caped Crusader made me realize how much of a loser I am because I nearly cried from happiness after learning he really was in the show and I didn't just imagine it