#Cap u

[gaillol-13]

Behold, it's a lil smaller than others but I'm proud.

Can yall guess my type? Because I can't 😀

[syn4k]

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN ꕤ STAY HIDEOUT

[i-give-u--art]

If this post gets 150 notes

I will draw Drake x Kendrick Lamar mpreg

On god

No cap

[marenwithanm]

I guess this is a Thing™ now cuz I keep finding more of these in my files lol.

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[hemlock-dreams]

Any loser facts abt Peter in your universe? I see all Spider-Man's having atleast one (Or several) moments of "The Parker's luck", like swinging and falling into the dumpster, being the Smart-but-dumb person, or doing smth cringe to the point to embarass and make them stay awake at night

And I think it would be funny as hell if he is this smart, hot, skillful, intelligent with tragic backstory but still a little bit of a loser

Hunting!Spiderman is absolutely a loser.

His biggest public embarrassment was taking on Captain America in his OG world. They were on opposite sides for some comic shenanigan reason or another, and ended up having to fight.

Captain America laid Spiderman out to fucking dry. Full on KO. He was obliterated, so completely and effectively that he legitimately had a crisis about it.

Even worse, Captain picked him up over the shoulder and took him to safety afterward. He woke up asking what time and year it was.

it was captured live on Tiktok, and mem-ed to absolute hell. Tags like #Spideryamcha and #Spideybeatdown were trending for weeks. JJ split the video into single frames and ran it on every website/article/blog of the Bugle.

Halloween was brutal. And endless stream of couple costumes, kids dressed as Captain America with spider-plushies, beach towels with Spidey's image, advertised thrown over the shoulder. God the Spotify playlist... (Beating me up/Mama Said Knock you Out/Getting Beaten Up/Lay Me/I'm a loser/Bad Day...and so on)

Now, to be clear, Spiderman has had his fair share of losses. He's not invulnerable- and to most of the masses, the power difference between Captain America and Spiderman is minimal.

But Spiderman knows better.

For reference, Captain America is an enhanced human. He's fast, strong, dexterous- and can lift up to 1200 pounds.

Spiderman can go toe-to-toe with the Hulk. Spiderman can lift up to 25 tons.

This shouldn't have been even close. And it wasn't. This is when Peter realized that having mutated muscles and superhuman strength didn't mean anything if he didn't know how to use them. Most of his rogues gallery up until that point (Rhino, Vulture, the classics-) were just dudes with souped up bodies/tech.

Captain America, highly trained and disciplined, was able to read him like a flimsy pamphlet, capitalizing on all his weaknesses to take Spidey out like yesterday's garbage.

TLDR: Spiderman got hilarious humbled on Tiktok and his rep took a hit that never totally recovered.

For new world Loser facts:

-Peter Parker is living above St. Margaret's on Weasel's charity. -Has to basically work for free for room and board -Has literally no friends or family (yet) -Can't hold a Starkphone in the right direction to save his life Stay tuned for more!

[sharkysherbetz]

[podiumdan]

nobody talk to me pls I am too emotional

[g1ngerbeer]

aromanticism in the library

[rot-to-the-core]

i really like the headcanon that aventurine texts like a boomer because he doesn't spend time with teenagers and mostly uses tech for work purposes and dr ratio has picked up some slang from his students

that being said i can't stop laughing at the idea aventurine discovering stickers on microsoft teams and whatsapp good morning gifs and texting like this as a result

vs ratio 😭

[kenvamp]

On this episode of me putting way to much effort into stupid things: The Chain has a competition on who could fuse the most kinstones

[irukasito]

kakashi and iruka scenes are few and far in between but the ones we do get are so intimate. like:

they're alone 90% of the time (on the bench, on the roof, in kakashi's office, in that hallway during the wedding episode, during the wedding itself, in iruka's office)

even when they're not, at least one if not both of them have their attention fully on the other (kakashi listening to iruka on the roof with hiruzen, with naruto knocked out in the back hills, at the mission desk, during chuunin exams nominations, in tsunade's office, pain’s attack, vice principal convo in ichiraku, after the graduation exam in boruto)

they're either opening up to or helping each other in most of them (advice on the bench, sincere apology on the roof, tsuande's office with pakkun, during pain's attack, in kakashi's office about the wedding, conversation at the wedding)

there's usually a picturesque background/aspect of some sort framing them in these scenes (the bench with the sunset, standing under flowering trees, in iruka's office in front of a sunset, softer lighting in general)

THE TOUCHING AND BLUSHING AND SMILING AND GAZING. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE.

Even the implied interactions they have in Kakashi Retsuden are like this. The sleep chakra point thing in particular (ESPECIALLY IT BEING ON THE BACK OF THE NECK-- like iruka was not teaching him all that in public, that happened in the privacy of one of their homes or offices)

not to mention the promotional/merchandising materials (of which there are too many to point out but im thinking about the sunflower field one in particular)

[kayvsdoodles]

i miss u bird man.........bird man i miss u........

[quirkedupkicks]

the genuine joy that this gave me...

[tiringwritings]

uncle buck has my heart

[wollerjoseph]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP