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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress
#i desperately want to know what happened the first time he cried#actually is that something he can do? is he capable of it?#i feel like he wouldn't like it...#since crying is messy and we all know he enjoys/values his appearance greatly#i mean cmon. its an involuntary loss of composure. and especially if he doesnt understand what/why its happening#so in my mind rn hed be idk... kinda desperate to stop crying & act fine?#HES SO FASCINATING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM <3#many things probably!#what to do when you're a puppet created as a blank slate while everyone around you already Knows Shit and Understands Feelings#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#welcome home wally#wally darling#i know there's a lot of Head Empty jokes abt him#but honestly he gives the vibes of thinking constantly#always absorbing information and considering and learning and Forming Opinions#he LOOKS head empty. but he isnt.#i just cant imagine him never not Thinking#unless he really is head empty in which case. good for him. i support him no matter what. hes just like me<3
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Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!
Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...(Hiatus)
--Full Series--
Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')
#Golly!#this is a shorter update but I wanted it to be that way. We've been in the house for a while. It's time to change some scenery!!#Chara using their game narrator voice like “golly!” and “amazing!”#Eimmet high :)) i was really hoping to be able to reference Temmie Chang here. An integral part of UT/DR!! She's awesome!#WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON Day 2 BABY#yes- there is still a little everyman easter egg as well as some other things... ;)#I tried so many new and different things for these panels. I was a little nervous implementing them. But im having a lot of fun with it!#i try to put my own artistic enjoyment above all other things :) its what I strive for.#Angle's landing day! excited for the festivities!#Chara is feeling stabby :)#loved detailing Chara's hand in the last page. When I detail the hands- just know shits getting real#I'm really happy with how I was able to redraw Toriel here. She showed up in the second part and that was it for 2 years -w-#so even if she's not a major character- I wanted to give her some good screen time <3#I did not make the Darkworld “Mayor” just for that one joke....but dang did it fit perfectly.#these 4 pages took longer than I wanted. I got burnt out with school and then finals came!!! AND ALSO EMAILS q-q#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#chara#asriel#kris#susie#toriel#tw cursing#cw cursing
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kiss the pain away
#vashwood#trigun#trigun stampe#vash the stampede#wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye#i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers#i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE#the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after....#and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of#meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp#it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him.#and who stayed in the bedroom with vash.................#who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression....#i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant#bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together#god#ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much#ruporas art
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Halsin said something like "this place is far too quiet - void of people and animals. I miss the sounds of nature" and Shadowheart offered to make animal noises for him 😭
#he said it while laughing so im sure its meant as a joke rib not an insult but i HOWLED#bg3#baldurs gate 3#halsin#shadowheart#im so glad i have halsin as a companion now im fuckin excited to hear all the companion dialogue for him#im gonna go feral#theres no plot spoilers or anything but ill tag it as#bg3 spoilers#just in case c:#screenshots
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terrisas really funny ithink
#kingdom hearts#kh#my art#image id in alt#kh fanart#Saix#saïx#isa#terra#kh terra#terrisa#Moonrocks#<-? I think people call them that sometimes. I think its cute#Kh saix#kh saïx#kh isa#Not tagging this xemsai because its only a little bit about it. I mean xemsais the joke but ykwim#Ok for real though ive been thinking about them these last few weeks and actually they're really cool 2me#Like theres whole “came back wrong” dynamic since isa remembers everything and terras basically a whole different person#And adding onto that saix and xemnas relationship wasnt exactly. Normal. So i could totally see something like isa-#-subconsciously reverting back to how he acted in kh2 while terras like ‘? You dont have to do that?” And like theyre both AFFECTED by-#-xemnas but in different ways and terra can see how xemnas was through isa and augh#Anyway. This is still an akusai house but i think isa can have an unhealthy one sided attachment to a person he barely knows out of their-#-resemblance to someone he ‘sacrificed himself to’ (kh character files words not mine).#It improves the biodiversity.
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♪ Last Man in the World ♪
The Band CAMINO
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Now we’re really getting into canon divergence. The nitty gritty, if you will. This episodes pretty much the same; Noah calls Alejandro an eel and gets called out for it, Courtney and Gwen find Duncan and he joins Team Chris, you know how it goes. What changes is that Team Chris ends up winning the challenge (like they should of in the first place but I digress) and get Duncan as their prize. I’m gonna say Gwen lets it slip that she has feelings for Duncan and Courtney gets incredibly upset, getting Sierra and Heather to vote for Gwen. Cody’s all out of sorts after Noah was at risk of being kicked off, though he wont say that out loud. He doesn’t have to, anyway. Tyler also gains a massive weight on his shoulders but it’s fine he’ll be fine
#so sorry Tyler but you can find comfort in the fact youre plot relevant at least#I think this is the last time I get to use the ‘something just happened’ joke so I hope you liked it while it lasted#the next one of these is my favorite. its also the LONGEST so youre probably getting it in December when im free again#total drama#total drama world tour#tdwt#total drama noah#td noah#total drama cody#td cody#cody anderson#total drama tyler#td tyler#noco#total drama noco#td noco#Starry makes art#world tour but noco are the only ones kissing#this is also one of the first times I draw Tyler ever#Tyler im SORRY FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU UNTIL NOW#youre LOVELY and I APPRECIATE YOU
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the morning light shines softly into the room, moving across the wall as the curtains sway to the wind's melody.
you lay awake, gazing at your lover, leon, who lays fast asleep upon your breasts. he looks calm and serene, his breath light as his chest rises up and down.
the light that ripples over his head makes his blonde hair shine, giving him an ethereal look as though an angel rests here in his stead.
you move your hand towards his face to lightly caress his cheek with the back of your hand, before tucking a lock of his silky hair behind his ear.
the right side of his face is cuddled between your breasts as his left arm lays over your body onto the bed.
you trace the length of his jawbone, the slope of his nose, the curvature of his eyebrow, and the shape of his lips.
you wonder how long the two of you will be able to stay like this before he leaves again.
almost like he can hear your thoughts, his eyelashes flutter open, revealing to you his cerulean blue eyes.
once his gaze lands onto you, a sleepy smile encompasses his face that seeps into his crow's feet.
he presses a kiss onto your sternum, before reaching out for your hand and interlocking your fingers together.
his hand is a lot bigger than yours, his fingers long and lean. you can feel the callouses that litter the tips of his fingers and the tops of his palm.
he brings your interlocked hands to his face, pressing a kiss onto the back of your hand.
you smile softly back at him, your worries melting away at the show of his affection.
with the warmth of the sun that shines on your skin and the breeze of the cool spring air, you fall back asleep, content that for now, leon lays here with you.
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#✎ᝰ. — signed by lea#🕮 ₊ ⋆𐙚 — lea's library#˚⟡˖࣪ — mizzfizz#lmfao i want leon so bad its not a joke anymore#(it never was)#anyways#i was listening to piano while writing this#i really like this tbh#i think it bears a part of my soul#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon kennedy x y/n#resident evil#resident evil x reader#resident evil x you#resident evil x y/n#leon x reader#leon x you#leon x y/n#leon scott kennedy x reader#leon scott kennedy x you
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fionna's world being represented by a dandelion makes so much sense ... they're weeds. yet people make wishes through them, changing their whole meaning from something meant to be destroyed to something hopeful.
dandelions are also resilient and it makes sense that something associated with them would. you know. perservere despite the destruction caused by the scarab.
but ultimately i think what REALLY made me tear up over this is that dandelions are really boring plants. when you're a kid you blow on them and make your wish but they're not eyecatching or anything but still, fionna's final wish was for her old world to still exist as it was when she left it (> plain and simple. boring even).
like the moment she realized she would lose her friends, and that her friends might forget each other if the world got its magic back, she immediately decided she didn't want it and I think that ties back to the dandelion metaphor so well... like, do you really need magic to be real to find it everywhere? or can you turn something boring into something magical?
#remi rambles#fionna and cake#f&c spoilers#sorry i have many Not Silly thoughts about the finale#i looove fionna she was such a wonderful character .. so well written and real TO ME#shes my best friend shes my everything shes silly she makes me so emotional#like even when simon told her he was gonna wear the crown to get the magic back to her world#< the moment she realized he would go crazy she started to think about it#like she wont sacrifice a friend just to get what she really wants#i really loved her journey through the show idk#going from being so over her routine > finding out magic can be dark too > making her own magical world just by loving her friends#like its so much more than 'the power of friendship will save us!!'#yes she saved the world thanks to the love she had for her friends but it was backed up by a full journey beforehand#i think. the line about having functional toilets (while still being a p good joke) makes the point so much clearer#we have been to the end of the universe and back but we have functioning toilets !!!#like do u get it. do i sound crazy#< crazy person voice#anyway yes im done sorry#live laugh love fionna and cake
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A 100% accurate representation* of what would've happened if Cellbit had recruited the rest of the Favela 5 to help him infiltrate the Federation to save Felps.
(Inspired by this post)
#QSMP#Cellbit#Tazercraft#Favela 5#ForeverplayerG#Felps#PacTW#Mikethelink#Favela Five#Pac#Mike#Forever#Walter Bob#Edited#The amount of times Vegas decided to just. Stop doing its primary function while I worked on this is so frustrating. lmao#<- full of rage#Ok but frustrations aside: Yes this is a niche joke but it's VERY funny. To me#And frankly that's all that matters#I'm never doing that many flip trackings again though#The Madagascar movies have such a unique brand of humor that really gets me#I love them#Literally the only OOC part of this video is Cellbit calling Pac and Mike suckups#Tazercraft would NEVER#I kept cooing over cubito Pac while editing this. He's so cute and he's perfect as a little penguin. He's just a little guy!!!#That scene where he's flying away like a balloon is an edit I'm proud of#I think it's very funny how I was so emotional over Pac the other day and then I edited his little cubito getting hit by a car#I know I could've put anyone as the tourist guide but making it be Walter Bob was just so funny to me#Anyways. Do you think I'd get hatecrimed if I put this on the Tazercraft Reddit. I don't use Reddit but everyone complains about theirs#So I thought it might be fun. Idk like I said I don't use Reddit. I haven't decided yet but I am Pondering it#portfolio
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I love amphibia I'm really happy it exists
#this is so random LOL but ive been like going thru lots of phases where im just trying to feed into a latest interest#and when doing so i tend to look back on the stuff ive liked in the last and like.. as im scrolling thru an anne and sprig tag on tumblr#i suddenly had a realization that i havent been feeling sad about the fact that the shows been over for a while now??#idk its crazy to me instead im just having warm fuzzy feelings inside and im just#gah i do miss these goofs but i really appreciate the laughs and the love you showed me. hope u dumbasses are doing ok#also more random thoughts: the 'did hop pop just leave us' joke has been randomly playing in my head for no reason other than me remembering#season 1 and also been randomly reading gf fics and read a crossover one w amphibby and i fucking lost my shit when it reminded me abt how#they fucking played kpop in all in like thags so fucking funny to me all the time for no reason its peak silly
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well rendered westley jumpscare
#all the empire say is kill wander n sylvia n kill wander n sylvia n kill wander n sylvia n kill#this isn even a ref sheet anymore this is just an excuse to yap while showing off my gijinkas#hes such a rotund specimen#funny thing i wanted to make him the rigjt size proportionally to andy but he barely took up like half of the screen#so i sized him up but i can make a side to side height comparison after i finish everyone i wanted to draw#yall dont know how hard just thinking abt that “maybe because im a good soldier n u like me ?” scene takes me out#the way everything peepers says is undecipherable gibberish until that point n its fucking clear that hes rolling on the ground laughing#N LATER AFTER HE TOLD IT TO SOMEONE ELSE SO THEY CAN LAUGH TOO 💀#im aorry i just love that joke sm#poor bestley#woy#wander over yonder#save woy#art tag
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" It still qualifies as an attempted bribe. " Ming Yi counters in turn, letting out a snort. ( It had been a strange thing - learning to mimic breathing until it became second nature. He Xuan had forgotten it quickly after becoming a ghost - but this role demanded his remembrance of the act.) " How generous. " Like many things, what exactly Ming Yi tone implies is left up to the listener.
The calamity earth master follows after the ever flightful wind master when she begins to walk, easily falling into the familiar rhythm that has formed over the time knowing each other. " No, I imagine not. Not beyond temporary measures that will inevitably wear them down or cause tempers to flare. " Especially if the martial gods around here were in any way similar to the followers. " I doubt it. Villages very rarely prosper from an act like this. A booming city could handle it, but something like this could easily make a village fall apart and cause trade to falter. Unlike a city, they often lack a zone if you will to which a story could be confined. If people don't feel safe, they will be fearful, as will traders. " Ming Yi remarks, as one would expect of the earth master. " A city often will have a building or street or block which confines such stories for entertainment, a village is too small to often achieve a similar separation. "
His eyes slide towards her for a moment, observing her as she speaks before letting his gaze turn ahead once more. " Most likely, perhaps we'll find out more when he pay a visit. " He shrugs - speculation will do them little good when the tangible aspect could be something like an artifact to a full ghost. But why now? He tilts his head in thought. " I'm not sure. It does seem rather odd. "
He strides forward several more steps even after she stops, but once he sees it is not her simply being distracted by something in passing, he pauses while looking at her. " There is a possibility of it. " He acknowledges with a small shrug of his shoulders. " Or a weak ghost utilizing some other event to seem stronger than it is. That's not uncommon. " He muses and then raises an eyebrow. " Yes, I assume so. I take it you have a plan in mind? Or shall we just pay it a visit and see what happens? "
⌜◈⌟ ▌ ── 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢 𝐐𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬. "It's not a bribe if you never actually accepted my offer and chose to accompany me out of the goodness of your heart instead," she counters, cheeky grin once more making itself home on her lips. "But out of the goodness of my own heart, I'll still make sure you don't go hungry." A nigh impossible promise to keep, if his eating habits were anything to go off of.
𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲. Her whisk works overtime in its swish-swish-swishing as she launches into the findings of her preliminary investigation. "Prayers concerning this haven't come directly to me just yet, actually. The village has been relying on cultivators from a nearby sect to keep things under control. Martial cultivators can't do much about the wind, though. That's the first thing I don't understand about all this. Unless that's the village's idea of entertainment." The hint of laughter that threads through her voice implies she would certainly find it entertaining. Just imagine: a line of cultivators fighting an invisible enemy with all their might, exactly how actors in a play would carry out their choreography. What a riot!
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭. "Anyway! That must mean that whatever this threat is, there's a tangible aspect to it. Or at least, enough of one to have martial cultivators roped in. Which leads me to the next thing I don't understand: why have prayers regarding the wind only started now?" What really worries her is the specific wording of those prayers. They all imply those poor villagers have spent countless weeks listening to the wind whisper monstrous things in their ears. It's always the wind itself they mention. Not 'something that sounds like the wind' or 'something that comes with the wind'.
𝐒𝐡𝐢 𝐐𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. "Say... you don't suppose it could be a ghost, could it? If it is, for it to be powerful enough to manipulate an element..." She trails off. A visible shiver runs down her spine. "Best not to jump to conclusions. Nothing we can't deal with, Ming-xiong! Now, where to begin... experiencing it ourselves may be best, right?"
#deiscension#WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP WOO#ghost hunting time...#and honestly yeah its WILD#oooh you have been spoiled#and got to skip the banyue arc jail time (sobs) everything got stuck at that arc#for a while so its a joke#honestly no one can prepare for tgcf brainrot#i thought i would be but i wasnt#and im good either way!#i dont tend to do a lot of plotting but if you want to im happy to try!#᛭ — [IC] cruel and cold like the black waters [HE XUAN]#᛭ — [VERSE: MING YI ERA] playing with a flawless disguise [HE XUAN]#᛭ — [QUEUE] ghosts of the past and of the future
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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#bonus comic#wei wuxian#little apple#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers#she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her#That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility.#Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules#Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up#Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day#joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx#though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic#god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm...#anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me#my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot#Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin#oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye
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@jonmartinweek Day 5 - cryptids | webs & weaving
when i saw the prompt webs & weaving i immediately thought about web!martin weaving spiderweb into jon's hair -- unbeknownst to jon who is just too blissed out by getting his hair touched, and apparently too asleep to notice his boyfriend has four hands (and also the, uh, spiders). the progression of gray in his hair is just subtle enough that jon can't make the connection which is perfect for martin who needs to keep track of him
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[START ID: Two drawings in purple hues of Jon and Web!Martin from a Web AU of The Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with medium length, curly dark hair and a beard, all hair streaked with gray. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shaggy dark hair, a streak of white in one of his bangs, and several beauty marks on his skin. 1st image: Jon lays asleep on top of Martin's chest, his head nuzzled into the crook of Martin's neck. One hand is curled to his chest and the other rests behind Martin's head. He smiles blissfully, feeling perfectly safe while asleep. Martin looks down at Jon with a smile, one eye a bright magenta with a slit pupil. The other side of his face is obscured by Jon's head and shadow. One of Martin's hands holds Jon's hand on his chest, the other draped around Jon's low back. His other two hands have spiderweb wrapped around his fingers, the fingertips pointed into sharp claws. One is close to the nape of Jon's neck, the other held above Jon's head, both with shining white web pulled and connected to the greys in Jon's hair. Jon's hair lifts slightly in the back with the pull of the webbing, other parts curled around Martin's fingers. Several spiders crawl around Martin's skin, notably one across his cheek. Martin says in multiple speech bubbles, "Jon...Jon? Are you asleep? There's spiders in your hair...I'll take that as a yes" with a heart at the end. 2nd image: A simpler drawing, Jon looks into a mirror aghast at the amount of white in his hair, three exclamation points by his head. His arms hover around his hair, and he frustratedly shouts, "Where do all these grey hairs keep coming from?!!". An arrow points to a small drawing of Martin's head, looking to the side with a W smirk, now with eight eyes, says, "I dunno...hehe". End ID.]
#jon wakes up like 'how were you playing with my hair holding my hand and holding my back'#and martin is like 'teehee youre so silly when youre half asleep'#if martin weaves into jons hair then that means hes consciously weaving specific grays into jons eyebrow and beard hair too lol#and presumably any other hair he has access to#like martin brushes jons arm while laughing at a joke and boom there's the littlest gray hair there#goes to rub his cheek and puts a little gray in his mustache#jonmartinweek2024#the magnus archives#tma#tma au#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin#teaholding#web!martin#web!martin au#idk if i ever shared my ship name for jon and web!martin but its websight heehee#websight🕸️👁️#order up! art tag
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I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]
Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big
He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:
During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang
Please draw him as such, thank you
#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#no but its so annoying bro#why do people literally forget hes EAST ASIAN#AND HIS CHARACTER TACKLES THE “MODEL MINORY” MYTH EAST ASIAN IMMIGRANTS WERE MET WITH IN USA#race in nimona is important because as one person said#you cant make a movie about a police state and not touch upon the race subject#HE IS EAST ASIAN#PLEASE IF YOURE DRAWING NIMONA THE MOVIE FANART (in the comic hes white yea) THEN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRAW MONOLIDS AND BIG NOSES I BEG#why am i so pressed abt this??#he looks like me bro#his features are my features and im not joking#so when i see ppl erase them#its not well for my self-esteem lets put it this way#please stop erasing his race while drawing#thank you :)#ofc i havent made this post bc of one person who blogged that Golitzine should play Ambrosius what r u talkin abt#Golitzine is a slavic man hes russian#a russian prince#ambrosius is east asian#plus we dont need a nimona live action itd be stupid#a short animated film abt bal's and ambrosius's childhood? sure#thats it#live action remakes SUCK#can you believe i made this post purely out of spite
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