#for a more spicy~ version of this

[mochinomnoms]

I just thought of how chaotic bodyswapping with either of the leeches would be. Especially in PTM. We have Riddle swapping with Floyd which makes Riddles dorm confused and slighty scared with such a chaotic Riddle then a Floyd trying to calm him down and trying to still manage the dorm as best as he can. Then we have … Jade. I feel like he would seem pretty normal for the most part maybe mimicing Yuu as best as he can or just being very formal and polite. Nothing for Yuu to worry about until Jade figures that thus is a perfect oppurtunity to explore the human body and what better body then his mate (i can imagine this is before they get together), i can see jade dressing up in various outfits and admiring himself in the mirror and maybe even taking a few photos or two, you know for the memories like the freak he is. Not sure if he would go farther than that but I can see Yuu worrying about the possibilities and no one believeing they are Yuu until they can prove it to ADeuce and Grim (who might be more inclined to believe it if they saw Riddle and Floyd before hand). And maybe both Jade and Floyd take this opportunity to make sure they have no rivals, flat out rejecting anyone who they may know has a crush on their mate.

sorry for this long blurb just wanted to share

-🧀

Aaaah, I get iffy about bodyswaps sometimes since they can get borderline uncomfy, but I am always down for funny stories. Especially in PTM, it's so full of potential for hijinks!

I am down for bodyswaps if it happens when everyone is aware, if that makes sense? For example, Riddle, Jade, and Yuu are all in their potions class working on their in class assignment. But as we know, Floyd likes to ditch class sometimes to go hang with Jade in his classes. It's a bonus that his Goldfishie is also there, makes for a fun time!

Maybe a bit too much fun...he's knocked over the potion the group next to them had been making. It splashed over him and Riddle, who was now steadily raising his voice, and spilled onto the floor, where you managed to slip and drag Jade with you as you grabbed on his lab coat for stability.

The two of you were now covered in the potion, you're mumbling about not having enough detergent for another load so soon, and Jade is clicking his tongue as he got up. He helped you up, gloves wet, shoes grimy, and you two made your way over to the eyewash and shower station in the corner.

Riddle follows, dragging an annoyed Floyd to the station as well so wash up, the latter complaining about not wanting to get wet. Never mind that he is already wet from the potion. It's when you and Jade are stripping your outer layers to wash up, that Floyd reaches to poke at Riddle's cheek.

A small shock of lighting bounced between them, a red one crackling over Floyd and a light teal one over Riddle. Floyd jerks away, tripping over himself and falling on his back. Riddle froze, hands out and eyes darting as he stared between Floyd and his own hands. Like he was processing something...

You're watching him, a bit scared at Riddle's sudden stillness, as Jade kneels down to Floyd murmuring to his twin as Floyd looks around disoriented.

It's when you finally ask Riddle, leaning down to try and make eye contact with him, that Riddle looks at you. He's wide-eyed, and looks a bit feral, as he shouts, “WHAT THE FUCK” at the top of his lungs (eerily similar to a certain twin) that you stumble back in surprise.

You trip, feeling Jade's arms catch you, and only have a moment to process Jade's bare hands against your skin, when an electric feeling, and gray and dark teal lighting dance across your body.

You feel your head split open, and your body feels off, like your gravity of center moved. A small body in your arms groans, shifting in your grasp, as you blink your eyes open. You don't register the person in front of you at first, though they look familiar.

Imagine your shock when their head turns to look at you and a familiar pair of eyes, just like yours, and blinks.

“...Floyd? Wait, no.” your voice sounds foreign to your ears, like a stranger speaking a different language. “That's—why is everything so tall?”

“Is this what it's like to be short? Oh whaaaat?” You snapped your head up to look at Riddle, or the person who looks like him anyways, as he twirled around, giggling. The tone of his voice was off, a lot like Floyd, as he grinned over at your little pile up, and skipped over to where Floyd was still on the ground, looking at Riddle with a horrified expression.

“Riddle leaned down, a teasing smile on is lips, as he cooed, That you in there Goldfishie?”

“...FLOYD GET OUT OF MY BODY!”

Floyd never really yelled, so hearing him was a shock to everyone scrambling around in the lab as they tried to figure out what was going on. Crewel, poor dear Divus Crewel, is so fucking tired.

Thankfully, he can whip up the remedy potion rather easily. Unfortunately, he has a very busy day with classes, and it will have to wait until later in the day. He sends a mass text to the faculty informing them of the accident, and advises that you all continue your day as normal.

“And please, for the love of all that is good in this world, let everyone else know. There's no reason to hide it, the embarrassment cannot possibly be enough that you need to pretend to be each other. Just, let your dorms know and continue as normal in each other's bodies.”

Despite this, hi jinks and pranks still ensue. Mostly initiated by Jade and Floyd, and mostly at yours and Riddle's expense. If you two notice that some of your peers, ones that were particularly soft on you and that others claimed had a crush, suddenly are avoiding you after the switch, the twins just tell you that they had to tell them off.

If the twins ask why one of their transformation potions are gone, you and Riddle better not tell them that you got curious about how being a merman felt like and didn't know how to transform back without using the potion. Unless you want to get teased about it, of course.

They'll find out regardless, and each twin with tease their respective human, asking them why they were so interested in the first place.

“Awww, is my lil Goldfishie interested in being under the sea? Don't worry, I'll make sure you're all prepped before taking ya back home with me!”

“If you wanted to know what being a mer is like, you could have asked me~ I'd be happy to make you a potion and take you to the depths with me. I have several lovely, private areas that I think you'd greatly enjoy.”

Maybe this is what you all needed to break the ice? Or maybe it just makes it thicker, I'll leave it up to you!

[bluepandadraws-log]

Save a Cow (Ride a Horsegirl)

[spoofyleaf]

Have a doodle!

Redson: how is it, too spicy?

MK, lying thru his teeth: nope nope totally good man!

[jinkicake]

Homemade Stress Relief </3

You help them relax~

Kaeya, Xiao, Yae Miko x Reader

A/N: I was stressed and thought about how much id love to be stress relief for kaeya *heart eyes* which then led to me having the same thought about xiao and yae..... I was going to post this last night but didn’t want to ruin the soft luci fluff w hard smut lol 

WC - about 1.8k

SMUT // NSFW ((reader w a pussy))

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Kaeya Alberich

“Kaeya,” You whine pitifully as the knight continues to lazily finger your cunt at a painfully slow pace. Slim fingers bring you incredibly close to the edge but not enough for you to see stars just yet. That’s how Kaeya prefers to take you, he indulges in teasing until you can barely breathe. It’s only when you are about to pass out from the edging, he will give in to you. “I’m supposed to be helping you relax.” 

Kaeya laughs quietly and it sounds like a melody in your ears, the sweet noise causes the haze circling your mind to grow thicker. You can barely focus on your own labored breathing as his cheek brushes up against your jaw and the hand on your thigh tightens to hold you open for him. 

Honestly, you should have seen this coming. Initially, all you wanted to do was help your man through a rough day, you knew the knights have been dealing with a lot lately. You pictured yourself on your knees doing him the favor and the mere thought of having his hard cock on your tongue had your thighs tinted with sheer wetness. 

Kaeya had other plans, it seemed.

“This is helping me relax, angel.” He gently kisses your cheek, pulling you out of your thoughts. One of his pecks turns into another and another, and he places open-mouthed kisses all along your face and your jaw. His light touches, innocent touches make you squirm all the more. You grip the armrests of his chair from where you rest in his lap, digging your fingers into the leather as the heel of his palm grinds against your clit. “There we go,” He murmurs, eyes darkening as your hips buck against his hand. “get yourself off and I’ll watch.” 

You stubbornly bite the inside of your cheek to hide a whine and an insult that would surely make him scoff, perhaps it was something along the lines of a bitter fuck off. Kaeya adores it when you act bratty for him but for right now, you want to be good. Yes, you want to be good for him. Nothing makes you feel better than his intense gaze, full of pleasure, locked on nothing but you. You’re determined to keep his attention and tease him in your own way. 

Rolling your hips, you lift yourself off of his lap to grind against his palm. The thick flesh works wonders as a substance and your eyes nearly roll to the back of your head at the feeling of it against your swollen clit. His fingers continue to slowly curl inside of you, causing you to choke up and rest your head back against his shoulder. 

“Please,” You find yourself whispering, begging for anything more than this. 

“Please what?” Almost fluidly, Kaeya pulls his fingers out and slaps your cunt. The loud spank bounces off the walls and you’re sure that anyone outside would hear your equally loud squeak. 

“I just want more, I need more,” Your thighs are shaking under his touch, under the little circles he rubs against your clit with the pad of his long fingers. Kaeya nips at your jaw, smiling against your skin before placing a wet kiss against the corner of your eye. There’s a shitty retort resting on his lips and you can feel it, it’s in the way he rubs eights against you and starts grinding his hard cock against your ass. He’s going to be the end of you. 

“Those are some precious desires you have but, I thought this was supposed to be about me?”

Xiao

“This is supposed to help me relax?” Xiao’s expression remains sober, he has the usual hard look on his face except for the slight raise in his brow. He watches as you rest your hands on his thighs and stare up at him from where you kneel on the floor. The yaksha subtly adjusts his position in his wooden seat as he inches his hips closer toward you. “If you want to help then go sit on the bed.”

Your cheeks burn under your skin at the mere thought of sitting on the bed. He doesn’t mean ‘sitting’ in the slightest, he wants you on your knees with your face in the duvet and your ass high in the air. 

“No, this is for you,” You coo and try to remind yourself every reason why you should focus on him instead of giving in to his demands. Xiao rolls his eyes, seemingly unphased if not for the tent forming in his pants. “it’s all for you, Xiao.” 

He can feel your warm breath through the material of his slacks and he bites the inside of his cheek incredibly hard to hide any moans. His pants aren’t even undone, he still remains in his clothes but Xiao is ready to cum in seconds. 

“You’ll let me do what I want, right?” You stare up at him innocently with doe eyes that contrast the sinful way your hand is palming him over his loose-fitting pants. The gentle squeezes and firm pressure of your touch almost make him start to pant, Xiao clenches his jaw as his head jolts slightly forward. “You trust me, right?” 

“Yes.” His reply is almost immediate, voice strained as he spits the words through his teeth. “Always,” The unmeasurable devotion makes you smile and you start to focus on getting him out of his clothes. The pants are easy as you untie his belts and gently tug the dark-colored material down his thighs. You’re immediately met with his hard cock pressing up against the skin-tight material of his top. Xiao sucks in a deep breath as you push the tunic up and over his chest. He doesn’t really understand the meaning behind your satisfied smile once his entire abdomen is on display for you, but, he doesn’t necessarily care with the way you are kissing the tip of his cock, warm lips pressing against his slit. 

Xiao loudly moans when you finally take him into your mouth, it is a shallow motion as you merely suck on all you can fit into your mouth. The hollowing of your cheeks makes his abdomen clench painfully tight as he digs his feet harder into the ground. For a brief moment, you keep him in your mouth. It gives the yaksha time to breathe, to keep himself grounded. 

The time isn’t enough before you learn forward and fit all you can down your throat. Xiao gasps at the warm feeling of your tight walls and lifts his hips for more. He’s ashamed at how his body reacts to the sounding gags and squelches coming out of your lips. If anything, he just wants to grab the back of your head and force you all the way down until your nose is pressed against his stomach. 

But, Xiao is a gentleman, a caring yaksha who would never treat you so roughly-

Well not unless he feels your spit pool between his thighs, the cool liquid painting his balls ends up changing everything. With the way spit is cascading down your chin, Xiao is sure he won’t be able to hold on to his respectful restraint much longer. 

Yae Miko

“If you think you can tease me then you’re sorely mistaken.” Yae keeps her eyes locked on your own as she presses your legs closer to your chest. Like this, she has you entirely bare on your back with your knees almost touching your shoulders. 

“I wasn’t trying to tease you,” You suck in a deep breath as her perfectly manicured fingers dig into your skin. Her lips kiss the back of your thighs, lower and lower until you can almost feel her hovering over your core. Just when she sticks out her tongue, mere centimeters from your cunt, she immediately backs away. 

“Did I say you could speak?” All too quickly, she pushes your thighs apart and slots her taller body between them. The stretch makes you whine and squirm as you try to get away from the burning pain. Yae Miko doesn’t let you move a single inch, her fingers grip your cheeks and dig into the soft flesh as she continues to stare down at you. 

Her stare softens the longer she looks at you and her lips begin to twitch with a smile. All too soon, she begins to laugh quietly before lowering her face to your own. 

“Don’t look so scared,” She murmurs while running her eyes all over your face, glancing from one of your eyes to the other. “I always take good care of you.” Your stomach flushes with heat at the thought, at the memories of Yae’s electric touch that always has you gripping the nearest thing you can reach. “Since you want to help me relax, let me have my fun.” Her lips ghost over your own, brushing ever so slightly as she speaks. 

“Miko,” You whisper and it’s enough to send the fox flying, she crashes your lips together in a bruising kiss tongue first. In all the times you’ve been lucky enough to share the same bed as the shrine master, you’ve only seen her lose her collected demeanor a handful of times. With the way she is licking the inside of your mouth, sucking on your tongue, you imagine this might be another one of those times. 

But, with her pudgy chest pressing against your own, that thought becomes the last thing on your mind. 

Yae Miko holds you firmly the entire kiss, not allowing an inch of room to come between the two of you, no matter how much you squirm. The hand that was once holding your face migrates to squeeze your throat, lightly keeping you pinned against the soft sheets of her futon. All the while, her other hand moves down to cup your breast. She squeezes you almost painfully tight before moving her teasing touch to your nipple, pinching and rolling the nub with her slim fingers. 

You shift your hips, toes curling at the sensation, and the slight adjustment causes Yae to moan. It’s only now do you realize your thigh between her own, how each subtle movement of your leg rubs your muscle against her bare cunt underneath her short outfit. Both of her soft thighs tighten around your own, desperately searching for more pleasure. Her dramatic sounds tease you in their own way as she goes from a quiet pitch before gradually becoming louder and louder as she grinds against your thigh. 

“You’re making a mistake, my dear,” Her declaration, no matter how hard she tries to be stern, falls short on your ears. The way her words shake and her voice cuts off with a high-pitched moan reminds you of all the things Yae Miko is when she receives the smallest bit of pleasure. 

She becomes nothing more than a pillow princess under your touch. 

[es-draws]

Bonk, again

[mrpuripurin]

partitio pin ups ?? 😳😳

[kinofthetrees]

Edit: reuploading cause tumblr borked the quality the first time

Made a comic for the fangame Pokemon Desolation, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out! It's a bit on the spoilery side, but I tried to keep things vague and symbolic enough that there's not too many surprises.

Here's the song the lyrics are from: Posing in Bondage by Japanese Breakfast

[pep-rambles]

"But Daddy I Love Him" is such an Adam's Apple song holy fuck

[henryyarden]

We actually had our first Rorveth photoshoot yesterday and while waiting for the photos, let's dump some randoms here.

IORCATH

The one-eyed gang having fun.

Vernon in a McDonald's trying to kill his fries or something.

*lick*

We went for a two hours long hike to find some cool places to shoot. I deserved a good spink on our way back.

I hope you're at least half as thrilled as we are! Then the suffering would be worth it.

Now let's just wait for the results!

[cervidaecorpse]

The second to last image is Tremolo and Phaser making fun of you for not having eyelashes as good looking as them. (Based on the magnificent lashes of Phaser last episode, lmao.) (The last was Moonie egging me on to add one more detail.)

[jessamine-rose]

So I finally found the time to read Chapter 5 + the Hades event of What in Hell is Bad? and AAHHH LEVIATHAN?!! God, his character is so interesting and I can’t wait to see more of him.

Idk I just find his personality and cold attitude towards MC quite refreshing. Not to mention that he has such a lovely voice and beautiful appearance…….aaahhh he’s so intriguing <3

AND LEVIATHAN’S H SCENE?? Let’s just say that my inner sadist was very happy with how it turned out. Honestly, we need more characters who are masochist + power bottom ψ(｀∇´)ψ

[obsoleet]

tfw u can't join in on the silly shirtless time, because you're a robot and always shirtless, technically. woe. ⚙️

[randomnameless]

this blog is like qanon but for fire emblem

Daaw,

It's hilarious how those asks pop up after a Supreme Leader post lol.

Are you bored or haven't you found anything suitable enough to screencap on Twitter, or X, or whatever it is called nowadays?

[konfizry]

which one is it then

[piastrinorris]

but it rains, and i rise — a stranger things summer camp au

Camp Hawk, est. 1953 in the small town of Hawkins, Indiana, was designed to ignite the spark of creativity in young teenagers in the hopes of keeping them off of the streets. As years go by, one of the great consistencies throughout generations of Hoppers is their belief that if schools were to take the arts more seriously, kids would go on to live more enriched lives.

And what better example to lead by than the constant flow of counsellors that opt to graduate from their years of being a camper themselves? It's tough to get the campers that grew up with them to refer to them by their counsellor names, but the Eagle himself, Jim Hopper, sees for himself year upon year how well the kids take to respecting their peers once that extra boundary is in place. It's not just former campers, either - despite it being so small and discerning, Camp Hawk is one of the most sought-after for counsellor applications.

Argyle - Canary: A newbie fresh in from Lenora Hills, California. Rocking up in a beaten-up pizza delivery van, blasting reggae music, Hopper was about ready to turn him away before his tyres could track through the parking lot, but his partner, Joyce, insisted Argyle be given a fair shot. Hopper doesn't care much for Argyle's laid-back approach to life, but his offer to create the brand new role of cooking tutor impressed the camp operator enough to hire him. Argyle's always been the kind to throw caution to the wind and let it drive him, but now that he's graduated, he's got to prove himself. He thought getting his job at Surfer Boy Pizza would prove his responsibility, but no dice there. Perhaps this job will help him get taken seriously.

Nancy - Oriole: Hopper's never played favourites, of course not, that wouldn't be fair - but relief certainly swept through him when he saw the name Nancy Wheeler amongst counsellor applications. She was whipping her team into shape even as a young camper - though that started to waver once Steve Harrington came on the scene. Every year became the same - a whirlwind summer romance that lasted from the moment their feet would touch camp soil, only to break each others' hearts on the last day, just to pick up where they left off a year later. However, as Nancy matured over the years, Steve certainly didn't, driving her out of his arms and into the far quieter ones of fellow camper-turned-counsellor, Jonathan Byers.

Jonathan - Finch: It was Hopper's ability to find a talent in young Jonathan which brought him out of his shell, that ultimately brought his mother Joyce closer to the camp operator. It was no skin off Jonathan's back - it practically guaranteed him a spot on the counsellor team without having to interact too much with his fellow campers, at least. But he eventually learned the benefits to socialising when being an ear to listen to Nancy's troubles soon became a shoulder to cry on, which snowballed into a friendship that hinted at far more. Though the two live in completely different parts of the country, long distance seems to suit Jonathan just fine - in fact, better than being in each others' spaces for, say, weeks of their summer vacation.

Chrissy - Parakeet: Chrissy hated camp at first, but she'd never tell her parents. She'd made such a big deal about wanting to go, despite them telling her she wouldn't handle being away from them. That wasn't why she hated camp - that could be boiled down to two words. Steve. Harrington. Every year, without fail, he'd do the absolute most to try and make her life hell. She hated to admit to it, but this rivalry did build character for her. She wants to be as much of a role model to new campers as her counsellors always were to her, and at least she also managed to get her best friend from back home a job, too.

Eddie - Kingfisher: One half of the self-proclaimed Team Newbie, Eddie needed something to pad his resume with now that he'd finally graduated high school alongside his best friend two years his junior, Chrissy Cunningham. Another hesitant hire from Hopper, except beyond the anarchist persona the man could tell that there was a softer side to the boy, crying out for a little bit of order, a little bit of responsibility to prove himself. If Hopper plays his cards right, Eddie has all the makings of an ideal counsellor.

Vickie - Parula: Vickie had lived in close enough proximity of Camp Hawk all her life, and while she begged and begged her parents to sign her up, they insisted on summers being for family vacations. She celebrated her 18th birthday by sending her application for counsellor eight times over - one for every year she wished she could have attended. Of course, she'd done her research. She knew the culture of Camp Hawk inside out. She knew that almost everyone there would know someone, except her. But perhaps that's the unique take she can bring to the camp. If she can show one kid who's struggling to make friends, that even the adults need to start from scratch sometimes, she'd be satisfied.

Steve - Robin: Steve was by far Hopper's proudest achievement. Turning Robert Harrington's spoiled little brat into someone who enjoyed being in a place of structure so much that he was begging Hopper to come back as a counsellor. Just one problem - Steve Harrington doesn't have a creative bone in his body. That's a slight lie, there's one way his creativity shines, but the last thing Hopper needs is Steve teaching more kids how best to prank Chrissy Cunningham, even when his on-and-off girlfriend Nancy was desperately asking him to grow up and settle down for her. Still, Hopper couldn't resist creating another brand new role just for Steve. He just hopes that having a responsibility for something that he cares about will be the final flame under Steve's ass that he needs.

Robin - Cardinal: Robin has spent her whole life being the black sheep of everywhere she goes, and now that she's supposed to "go out into the world" and "find herself", she has no clue where to even begin. She's more than happy to sit back, play second fiddle to whoever needs her to, and let someone else dictate her life for her for as long as possible. Anything that allows her to procrastinate from having to face the realities of all the burdens of reality: not knowing what direction she wants to live her life in, though the pressures of college sure want her to; coming to terms with having finally come out to herself, and having to face the ultimate dread of figuring out who would ever possibly be safe to come out to.

these were made using this template from ana-makes as a base!

[lethalhoopla]

always want more chance to have Casual Intimacy Moments with romances in bioware games,,,