#footballers arse

[chicoespecial2022]

Some more of Joe Lyne, Hinckley Leicester Road FC team captain’s dreamy awesome hot football lad butt

[panelshowsource]

the treasure trove that is bob mortimer's twitter account

[lulublack90]

Prompt 20 - Athlete

@wolfstarmicrofic August 20, word count 427

Previous part First Jegulus part

Effie insisted that they stay for dinner. She’d already got a leg of lamb for the occasion and had begun prepping. None of them dared argue with her. 

They ended up in the garden. Sirius and James kicked about the old football towards the goals that were still set up from James’s childhood, while Regulus and Remus discussed books that they’d both read. 

Sirius stood no chance against the athlete that was James Potter. That man ran for pleasure, a total nutcase in Sirius’s opinion. But he tried anyway and managed to score two goals to James’s ten before he collapsed on the grass, laying his head in Remus’s lap. His boyfriend reached down automatically and stroked Sirius’s hair. 

“So how about it then Reg?” Remus asked, carrying on with the conversation they were having before Sirius came over. Sirius opened his eyes and looked up at the pair. 

“How about what?” He asked Remus. He was beginning to learn that Regulus and Remus had a strange connection, and it usually ended up with him as the butt of their little joke, so he was, of course, wary of what they were plotting.  

“I wanted to know if Regulus wanted to help out in the café a couple of times a week while he gets himself settled and figures out what he wants to do.” 

“It was just an idea,” Regulus said quietly, twisting his fingers anxiously. Sirius reached over and grabbed his hand, stilling him. 

“I’d love that,” He said earnestly, just as a sweaty James came up to them and planted a sloppy kiss on his brother’s face. 

“Eww, Potter, we were having a moment!” Sirius kicked out at him. 

“So were we,” James grinned at Sirius, releasing his hold on Regulus’s face, only to grab him up in his arms and sling him over his shoulder. “Come on, love, let me show you my childhood bedroom,” Regulus just let him do it to Sirius’s surprise. He just shrugged and reached down to swat at James’s arse as he was carried into the house. 

“I really hate that,” Sirius groaned, curling closer to Remus. 

No, you don’t,” Remus replied, patting his head and opening the book that had appeared out of thin air. Remus was right. In fact, he was happy that James and Regulus had found each other and that he had a brother again. He sighed, relaxing into Remus’s lap as his fingers continued to card through his curls and the summer sun warmed his skin. He wished he could stay there forever.

Final Wolfstar part

[sham-bles]

Thank you for everything, uncle <33

Original and other gradient map coloured versions under cut xx

I HEART GRADIENT MAPS! ARENTS THEY ALL BEAUTIFUL!?

[whitehartlane]

willy lanks 😭

[acquiescest]

irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris

what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris

which could mean nothing

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

the England national team get through life on unmatched levels of vibes and shithousery

[footielad]

[service4marriedmen]

Me: "So you told him then?"

Right: "Yeah."

Me: "And what does he want?"

Right: "What you do think he wants?"

The football lads always want a rim and release and that was fine by me.

Licking out the lads and letting them use my mouth to love liquor into nothing I've not done before.

(his buddy's gonna owe him after this)

[baycitystygian]

guys I just survived a ladder that wanted to kill me. cheers

[chicoespecial2022]

Airdrieonians FC; No.14 Dean McMaster, Hot 🔥🔥🔥 view of his footballer’s lad butt

[kylewalker-peters]

Just saw Southgate’s kalvin comments we might not even be making it out of the group stage with this man in charge peace and love god bless we will be free

[timoswerner]

wrexham promoted ffs

[whitehartlane]

WILL LANKSHEAR SCORES GOALS 🔥

[7yearsofdele]

Cannot see United do well, but it also a joy to see Villa fuck this up.

[ladymazzy]

There's a discussion happening about the rights and wrongs of Lineker referring to the Nazis in The Tweet. I do think it's more than fair to point out how fucked up it is that 'the Nazis' are so often brought up as an abstract 'Big Bad' with little to no sense of what actually made them so bad (the genocidal antisemitic, anti-roma, anti-lgbtq, all-round eugenicist white supremacism).

Yet, at the same time it is factually correct that the tory rhetoric surrounding immigrants and asylum seekers is grossly dehumanising and in this way reminiscent of the Nazi's antisemitic propaganda in the 1920s & 30s (even though the targets of that propaganda were citizens rather than would-be immigrants to Germany. Baddiel really needs to pull his fatuous head out of his arse...). And, in the spirit of the Holocaust Remembrance exhortation to 'never forget', it is important to point out when contemporary policies and rhetoric drift towards the kind that existed in Germany in the 1930s - precisely because it is so fucking dangerous

If you don't put the 'never forget' fully into practice, the Holocaust is grave danger of becoming frozen in aspic; divorced from the lived experiences of people today and future generations, as well those directly impacted at the time

That said... it is *also* true that UK (and US) immigration policy at the time was rabidly antisemitic. When German and Austrian Jews were trying seek asylum from the increasing hostility and terror, the UK was quick to say 'you ain't coming here'. The Daily Fail was (as ever) quick to side with Europe's fascists. Doors were actively closed on them by the British.

In the same spirit, pretty much every European colonial-settler state from the Americas to Australia had some kind of explicitly white supremacist immigration policy (eg: White Australia , and South American 'blanqueamiento' polices prohibiting non-European immigration to countries like Brazil and Argentina following the abolition of slavery).

The irony is that the same people criticising Lineker for invoking 1930s Germany in his tweet are by and large the same people who criticise anti-racist historians who seek to decolonise curricula and present a broader, more nuanced understanding of British history. They're the same ones that spend every other day pearl clutching about the so-called 'woke agenda' if someone so much as says 'the Transatlantic Slave Trade was fundamental to British industrialisation as it provided both the raw materials and finances necessary to power it'

If the majority of the British population had a better understanding of British history - its long history of antisemitism, and its pivotal role in creating the antisemitic, white supremacist, eugenicist, imperialist values that informed the Hitler's worldview - they would realise that it's not even necessary to invoke 'the Nazis' when discussing a Big Bad. The call has always been coming from inside the house

The UK was (and is - alongside its children-in-imperialism, the USA, Canada & Australia) a Big Bad for millions around the globe for centuries. From the Transatlantic Slave Trade, to the Opium Wars, Irish Famine and Bengal Famine, Millions have died or been displaced, languages and cultures all but annihilated, people dehumanised, economies battered all in the name of the European white-supremacist capitalist hegemony that is distinctly anglocentric

Sure, there have been many Big Bads throughout history, and the UK's own spectacular track record doesn't absolve any of them. But it's about time that people were able to refer to British policies and colonial activities. I mean, we don't have to look back far given that the Windrush scandal is still in full effect; people who should not have been deported are *currently* dying destitute because of this country's racist immigration policies

The UK is indeed *not* innocent, and, as Sivanandan said; 'we are here because you were there'