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Some more of Joe Lyne, Hinckley Leicester Road FC team captain’s dreamy awesome hot football lad butt



#joe lyne butt#joe lyne ass#joe lyne#hinckley lrfc#hot footballers#footballer arse#footballers butt#hot lads butt#fit lads#hot lads#lads ass#footballers arse#football lads
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the treasure trove that is bob mortimer's twitter account


#i laughed sooooooo hard doing this#'it is with a troubled heart and a heavy arse' needs to be in my lexicon hahahahahhaha#also '@frankieboyle ha..fuck I would love to see football players in trilbys' hahahahahaha i died#'20/1 Sandi Toksvig' hahahaha#bob mortimer#pic
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Prompt 20 - Athlete
@wolfstarmicrofic August 20, word count 427
Previous part First Jegulus part
Effie insisted that they stay for dinner. She’d already got a leg of lamb for the occasion and had begun prepping. None of them dared argue with her.
They ended up in the garden. Sirius and James kicked about the old football towards the goals that were still set up from James’s childhood, while Regulus and Remus discussed books that they’d both read.
Sirius stood no chance against the athlete that was James Potter. That man ran for pleasure, a total nutcase in Sirius’s opinion. But he tried anyway and managed to score two goals to James’s ten before he collapsed on the grass, laying his head in Remus’s lap. His boyfriend reached down automatically and stroked Sirius’s hair.
“So how about it then Reg?” Remus asked, carrying on with the conversation they were having before Sirius came over. Sirius opened his eyes and looked up at the pair.
“How about what?” He asked Remus. He was beginning to learn that Regulus and Remus had a strange connection, and it usually ended up with him as the butt of their little joke, so he was, of course, wary of what they were plotting.
“I wanted to know if Regulus wanted to help out in the café a couple of times a week while he gets himself settled and figures out what he wants to do.”
“It was just an idea,” Regulus said quietly, twisting his fingers anxiously. Sirius reached over and grabbed his hand, stilling him.
“I’d love that,” He said earnestly, just as a sweaty James came up to them and planted a sloppy kiss on his brother’s face.
“Eww, Potter, we were having a moment!” Sirius kicked out at him.
“So were we,” James grinned at Sirius, releasing his hold on Regulus’s face, only to grab him up in his arms and sling him over his shoulder. “Come on, love, let me show you my childhood bedroom,” Regulus just let him do it to Sirius’s surprise. He just shrugged and reached down to swat at James’s arse as he was carried into the house.
“I really hate that,” Sirius groaned, curling closer to Remus.
No, you don’t,” Remus replied, patting his head and opening the book that had appeared out of thin air. Remus was right. In fact, he was happy that James and Regulus had found each other and that he had a brother again. He sighed, relaxing into Remus’s lap as his fingers continued to card through his curls and the summer sun warmed his skin. He wished he could stay there forever.
Final Wolfstar part
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#wolfstar fluff#wolfstar au#platonic moonwater#background jegulus#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#james potter#regulus black#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#football at the potters#james is a nutcase#sirius finding remus for comfort after losing spectacularly#moon water plot#James interupts a sweet moment#regulus over james's shoulder#swatting James's arse#sirius loves them really#sunny afternoon with his moony#athlete
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absolutely do not care who you are, if you ever say something like "stay humble, eh", you're not ever allowed to have a bad day, let alone lose 5-1
#i actually don't hate erling or anything like that#but i don't think it was wise thing to say lol#you know damn well it will come back to bite you in the arse#especially in football#“oh he's won so many bigger things”#okay and he still lost 5-1 so#erling haaland#erling håland#manchester city#arsenal#football#premier league#arsenal vs manchester city#should i tag soccer for the american fans#gabriel magalhaes
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Thank you for everything, uncle <33
Original and other gradient map coloured versions under cut xx
I HEART GRADIENT MAPS! ARENTS THEY ALL BEAUTIFUL!?
#sham!s dumb little art#like sorry i havent drawn you till now king…. also peep how i never really drew his face 💀💀💀 sorry uncle i cannot be arsed im so tired#football art#jürgen klopp#jurgen klopp#liverpool fc#lfc#procreate
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[Id. Acrylic marker drawing of possum Gintoki hissing as he's being dragged the grass. He has a sword in his arse. end id.]
#gintama#gintama fanart#my art#sakata gintoki#ginfara#it's sword in your arse monday#used that possum being dragged from a football field as reference#this is excalibur arc in a nutshell#cuz sometimes life's like this y'know
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willy lanks 😭
#will lankshear#james maddison#tottenham#football#calling him willy lanks then fondling his arse have some decorum madders he’s about ten yrs younger than you#work will have you 26 besties with a 18yo like damn where willy lanks at today 🤣#rahul.txt
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the England national team get through life on unmatched levels of vibes and shithousery
#impeccable#can’t fault them tbh#football#euros 2024#uefa euro 2024#england#england national team#lions#three lions#shithousery#vibes#gareth southgate#Slovakia have every right to be pissed#we absolutely did not deserve that win#like don’t get me wrong#i’m happy we’re through#but did we deserve it?#jude bellingham#harry kane#fwiw#that level of play isn’t going to get us much further#it’ll bite us in the arse eventually#but hey#at least for tonight#it’s coming home#sweet caroline
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Airdrieonians FC; No.14 Dean McMaster, Hot 🔥🔥🔥 view of his footballer’s lad butt

#airdrieonians fc#footballers arse#footballers butt#hot football lads#hot lads butt#hot lads#lads ass#fit lads
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guys I just survived a ladder that wanted to kill me. cheers
#context- I work odd jobs in film production a lot. I recently picked up a new part timer filming high school football games#this particular one was an hour and a half away so needless to say I was already mentally preparing for a LOT#and I got there and the spot where they wanted me was on the ROOF of the press box. which I knew beforehand#what I did NOT know beforehand was that the only way up or down was a ladder that pops down from said roof#which would’ve been okay but I was carrying three equipment bags like a pack mule#so I climb the ladder and even that was fine until the top step#I faceplant straight onto the roof because there is a barrier that’s like a foot long between the ladder step and the roof floor#so. rough start. but the view is great and once I’m up there it’s kinda fun#until. UNTIL. I wanted to go pee because again. hour and a half drive to get there.#said barrier made it so you have to climb down to get to the ladder step and railing and I pissed around playing chicken with that thing for#for an HOUR playing chicken because I could not fucking handle it#so I get through the first half okay but decide that I’m booking it to the bathroom the second halftime starts#and I forced my fat arse over the ledge and I figured out a grip on the trapdoor thing that helped keep me from falling#and I felt like I’d just made a person break cause like. I genuinely was not sure how the fuck I’d make it down for a bit#after that? might’ve been the high of Doing The Scary Thing but the rest of the time I had fun#I got a nice coach in the press box to help grab my bags as I handed them to him so I could climb down to leave#drove an hour in pitch darkness on country roads to my boss’s house to drop off the footage then 20 minutes home and now#and now I think I could sleep forever and ever but I fuckin did the thing
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Just saw Southgate’s kalvin comments we might not even be making it out of the group stage with this man in charge peace and love god bless we will be free
#I’m GIGGLING#YOU built the squad#YOU are ignoring a midfielder on your bench that YOU brought with you#that midfield is worth an OBSCENE amount of money#literally deccy and Jude alone are £200m how can you not make them play good football?????????#fucking figure it out man kalvin has been arse at club level for like 2 seasons#why were you sat twiddling your thumbs at this very obvious problem
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wrexham promoted ffs
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WILL LANKSHEAR SCORES GOALS 🔥
#will lankshear#tottenham#football#NAHHHHH HES MY GUY WHAT 32 GOALS? YEAH SHUT UPPPPP#he reminds me of h so much he also got released from arse’s academy LMAO#it’ll be interesting to see how he does on a championship loan (hear boro are interested)#bc rn his physique makes it easy for him to body cbs#it won’t be like that in the championship or league one he’ll have to adapt his game#rahul.txt
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Cannot see United do well, but it also a joy to see Villa fuck this up.
#title race my fuckin arse#and if they are in one then we definitely are given that we’ll be a point behind them if we beat Brighton#and yet no-one talks about us at all#football#premier league
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