#shithousery

[melodiousoblivionao3]

Our girl has a brand and she sticks to it

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

the England national team get through life on unmatched levels of vibes and shithousery

[glass-strawberries]

Queen Elizabeth's Letter to Antigone

Once upon a time I wrote a poem about Lizzie's love for Antigone had they ever met and submitted it to my english teacher for a graded assignment because I thought it was the greatest idea ever:

My love, my strong, daring antigone

If only we had met when I had less burden on my shoulders

More love and less fatality

But alas, it is a benign thought

And so i propose to you, on behalf of my aching heart

That you lead a life unlike my own

As i had befallen the throne of england

I had become accursed to the impediment of my virginity

And thus i had undertaken the exhilaration of adventure and prosperity

And given to sir francis drake the means to which he could travel with my heart

I had hoped that he would encounter you in his journeys

That he would send word of your welfare 

But he had perished in 1596 of dysentery

I am proud of your stubbornness and ambition

Of your will to stand up of your own volition

My soul harbors nothing but fondness

And one day, your cheek i will caress

[sluttyvroomballs]

This is pure shithousery man, someone sub Thomas in!

[mrchiipchrome]

In todays case of ‘shithousery with Chip Chrome’ we have baking Oreo’s at 3 in the morning (ended at 4.30) and burning her thumb on hot plastic trying to make a piping bag

[samkerrworshipper]

my favourite part about this is mapi openly admitting to pronouncing ingrid’s name wrong

giggles

[eightsixtiism]

perhaps it's because i'm also a football fan, and i'm so used to brushing off vitriol that's ever thriving because that's just the sport, but most of lando's haters are so fucking soft, it hurts to see.

you claim you want 'cunty f1' back, yet you constantly berate lando for being 'whiny' when things don't go his way. charles does the same thing, but because it's charles and he's more 'champion material' or whatever the fuck you guys say, you'll deem it as him being determined and wanting to push himself to the top.

lando doesn't say a thing, you'll claim he's not 'worthy of winning the championship because he's not competitive enough' and 'doesn't care'.

you call lando racist, and granted, what he said in miami was not favourable in the slightest, and i'll 100% hold him accountable for that, but let's not forget the fact that he's mentioned he doesn't like trump before in one of his streams, and how he took part in the blm demonstration (whether just for pr or not, i'll still take my liberties and allow this one to count as it was a public display). or how he's never displayed some sort of alliance with trump's convictions before trump was (out of lando's control) invited to miami.

you absolutely cannot sit there and be a max fan, but beneath the table shoot lando in the foot when max is heavily involved with a notoriously racist's daughter. and let's not even forget max being completely flippant and dismissive when asked about piquet calling lewis a racial slur.

at the end of the day, lando is only human, i will admit he has said things that don't put him in the greatest of lights, but we're all acting as if people haven't said worse. i could compare him to seb and say that vettel literally roamed the grid being public enemy number one for a long time, but people will say that they're not on the same level to be compared. and i agree, however we have to give lando the chance to get there and not criticize his journey in doing so.

let lando make mistakes, let him fumble, let him be whiny and bratty on the track, but let's remember he is second in the championship standings. yes, he's most likely not winning it, but it's honourable enough for someone who just won his first race this year.

we're so used to seeing people have such a confident, upfront attitude with the championship that when someone who isn't as self assured is 'contending', they're deemed as unworthy, no matter how hard they try. you can't expect someone to be perfect without giving them the room to become perfect.

[nikidontsurf]

Jurriën Timber 🤝 Enzo Maresca (Arsenal - Chelsea 1-0)

[leosgreyfringe]

ben mother moment number 19393847474373282299 and counting

[livetogether--diealone]

i can't belive i waited this long for rb to get the car wrong, for people to see max wasn't that good of a driver and he could not have beaten the lewis hamilton without a better car and cheating, for people to say he's too aggressive, for rb to be this close to the bottom feeder cars only to exchange that with lando norris in a rocketship and it's also a fucking mclaren

[pernillecfcw]

The absolute shithoursery I love it 😂😍

[mcgnussen]

it's called strategy, look it up

[slutforpringles]

Daniel Ricciardo in the garage ahead of the Hungarian Grand Prix | Sunday | Budapest | Rudy Carezzevoli

[alexi-01]

gavi saying “four four” to vini after their little fight 😭

[vicstenius]

60 million down the drain? kai havertz scores again!

[samkerrworshipper]

the different emotions i feel about arsenal game tonight

no words. just a rollercoaster. i’m not ready.

prayer circle. prayer circle. prayer circle.