#football lads

[chicoespecial2022]

Peterborough United FC: Harrison Burrows, No.3

Looking hot as 🔥🔥🔥

[edorazzi]

It's Tintin Day again! ⚽✨

I know nothing about football but 'twas the season! And as a true Scotsman Haddock has been supporting every team which isn't England. Careful, Tintin!!! 😬

[thomas-mvller]

Jamal Musiala (2') Tim Kleindienst (23') Kai Havertz (37') Florian Wirtz (50') Florian Wirtz (57') Leroy Sané (66') Tim Kleindienst (79') Germany | 7 - 0 | Bosnia and Herzegovina 2024-25 UEFA Nations League - group stage

[fitstud]

[bansheeboyy]

Taking over as new coach for a long-standing local football team? Worried about gaining their respect? Worry not!

The solution is simple: tie up the team captain (very important: still in his kit) and tickle him. Tickle him?! Yes, tickle him. Into submission. Until he’s begging, pleading. Until he’s cackling like a madman, sweating through his kit, sagging in his bonds, pleading that he’s gonna piss himself if you don’t stop.

Do whatever you must; drill into his wide-open pits, get those trainers and socks off and ruin his bare feet. Explore every inch of ticklish flesh searching for death spots, and when you find them, give the lad hell.

Film all of this, of course, and then send it to your new, unbroken team with a simple message; there’s a new boss in town. Smile as you imagine them watching the video, watching their beloved captain - a peer they respect, look up to, who has looked out for them and held the team together like glue - get destroyed by your tickles. Grin as they imagine themselves in his position and shiver. What did he do to deserve this?

The answer is nothing. The captain did nothing wrong. In fact, he’s a good lad. You quite like him. But that’s not what this is about. He had the unfortunate luck of being the captain when you arrived (and of being delightfully ticklish).

You demonstrated your sadistic power over their leader. Knocked him down a peg or ten. The rest will follow suit.

You are the alpha now.

The team is yours.

They’ll listen. They’ll respect you. And they’ll know the consequences if they don’t.

Works every time. And if you feel uncertain that your dominance has been asserted, simply do it again. Harsher this time. Maybe have another popular player on the team next to the captain too; double trouble. Not once in the history of this method, has a group of lads resisted two rounds of tickle torture with their rebellious attitude in tact.

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[malegayse]

Joshua Monoi

[torch-the-throne]

Highlight of England arrivals is undoubtedly the Newcastle trio balancing out their designer suitcases with binbags

[whitehartlane]

bend it like pape 🤷🏾‍♂️

[longeyelashedtragedy]

anyway update for you all--sorry I have been a bit absent the past week. It wasn't intentional, I've just suddenly unexpectedly left my aromantic era and it's ✨mutual✨ and I'm just trying to sort it all out mentally after being in my aromantic era for y e a r s. Plus he's stupid hot as fuck so like.

I'm not a big fan of the Hard Launch so vague post stays vague, but!

[whinlatter]

ask game -- ginny and seamus, harry and tonks , ron and sirius, hermione and neville

gorgeous options for the characters and dynamics ask game, thank you anon 🤙

ginny and seamus: seamus hated ginny for years. he did NOT want to believe that man-stealing harlot had good craic. ginny, on the other hand, was vaguely aware there was an irish guy around sometimes. then they fought in the DA together under the carrows and seamus had to begrudgingly accept she is actually exceptionally good vibes and ginny had to learn his name. and then they became good mates and ginny ships deamus like it’s her job and they have a lovely rewarding funny friendship which is only partly based on their shared acute mummy issues

harry and tonks: the fact that harry sort of thinks tonks is fine but low key annoying is an extreme source of amusement for me. other characters like tonks a lot but harry’s like - meh! she literally has his dream job and he’s unimpressed. when she’s introduced in canon his grouchy narration is like, can you stop fucking knocking things over? and then when she does up lovelorn over lupin in HBP he’s actively pissed off that she’s not very helpful lmao. gossiping about her to hermione like, ew is tonks in love with her cousin? huge ick if so. i know sirius was fit but come on. also when tonks shows off her wedding ring and harry yelps ‘you got MARRIED?!’ like ok judgy judgerson! you know when he had to step in to fix tonks and lupin’s marriage that the boy was tired

ron and sirius: ok i think about this one too much. but one of my favourite things about ron and sirius is that while ron really respects sirius, he doesn’t think the sun shines out of his arse like harry does, and worries about sirius as someone self destructive that harry reveres in a slightly troubling way. at the end of the day, ron more closely aligns with hermione’s view of sirius than harry’s, and that’s visible in their dynamic: friendly, but restrained. i think sirius thinks highly of ron and is kind to him, but he’s singularly focussed on harry, and not hugely interested in building a relationship with harry’s mates (and, obviously, he clashes more openly with hermione, and ron rides hard for his lady at all times). i think sirius sees ron and harry’s dynamic as something very different to his and james’, because ron doesn’t enable harry and the two of them aren’t troublemakers in cahoots, and that makes him feel a bit blah (because he senses, a bit guiltily, that harry and ron are more mature than he was at their age, and that ron looks after harry in a way that reminds sirius of the guardians that have been missing in his childhood)

hermione and neville: neville's first crush one hundo. hermione had to let him down easy i am convinced of it. neville makes a joke about it at romione’s wedding and sends ron spiralling when he realises that all of the occupants of his dorm bar seamus at some point either wanted to bang his sister or his wife

[pernillecfcw]

Over to you lads 💙👆

[chicoespecial2022]

Some more of Joe Lyne, Hinckley Leicester Road FC team captain’s dreamy awesome hot football lad butt

[thomas-mvller]

Kai Havertz (55') Pascal Groß (89') Germany | 2 - 1 | Greece 2024 International Friendly

[rogueddie]

bedtime for big brain aka mental health break

[copperbadge]

Just leveled up in sports fandom because my team posted their starting eleven for an extremely important game today and I reacted with immediate outrage, like I know better than José Mourinho how to put together a football team. 

[malegayse]

Kevin (clark.kvnt)