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Flynn | he/they | ancient god (self dx)
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the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman
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Life is so beautiful
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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too
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Malevolent Foods
#this is great but I'm sorry subway dippers are fucking fire#you get two big ones for six bucks and the chicken w some honey mustard??#such a safe food for me#it has the same psychological effect on me that the one food you enjoy at the high school cafeteria yk#a small flicker of light among a tormentous hellscape
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"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."
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now this is just nonsense *putting a 8th patty on my burger* now this is just ridiculus *putting a 9th patty on my burger*
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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge
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I know things look bad, but I think I've got a way out of this. Here, look. Grab me by the ankles and swing my head against that big rock.
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