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We couldnt find pjackk for months then the chimney started to smell real bad
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Sips the last of my tea and crushes the ceramic mug against my forehead
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Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023
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inspired by that one post about how you can cut out the middle of “fine looking” for an expert YTP style sentence mix
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
#eating a gas station pepperoni roll in west by god virginia#my other favorite is almost heaven. when i like. walk downtown and theres human shit everywhere
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my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs
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this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.
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love when a professor is like "i'm not assigning any work over the break, take it easy" like that is literally so sweet and so considerate but I will not be taking it easy because no other professor at this school shares your philosophy
#or their equally hated and vile counterpart: ill make this due before finals week so you have time to take finals!!#then EVERY ASSIGNMENT IS DUE THE FRIDAY BEFORE FINALS. AND THEN THERES FINALS.#im not bitter or anything though im normalman.
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Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²
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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³
²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011
³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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I saw a ring around the moon last night, made me think of you!
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THE IMMORTAL
about 9 months & 38,340 stitches later, i have finished this screenshot of a 1990 sega genesis game lmfao
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Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"
#had a dream i fell asleep on the highway and got into a wreck. was very engrossed in the motion of the car#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#was oddly very serene
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