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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
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Making the club DJ man play ‘antwave’ and no matter what he does I stop him and say, “it’s smaller than that.”
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nothing hits like "gormless." like bro you don't even have any gorm. embarrassing
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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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Thoughts on Neal Agarwal's Stimulation Clicker?
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#this just made me stop everything and play the game to conclusion#had to play muted bc of misophonia and HATED the guy eating hated it hated it#but besides that very fun
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
#im a person that wakes up earlllyyyy (5am) most mornings and i completely agree#i wake up early because there is an evil sickness in my heart. those that sleep in have a different sickness but not that one#and they should be rewarded for that
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They call it “cinema” because you go “ahhh” once you seen ‘em
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how to mix modern rock music, the last guide you'll ever need
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#omgggg the memories#my babysitter had this in her yard and me and the other kids she babysat would play a game where if you were bad you had to go in this house#because the house was infested with spiders#good times.
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sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database
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