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#new york stock exchange#kadeisha buchanan#mayra ramirez#hannah hampton#sjoeke nüsken#catarina macario#sonia bompastor#katie cox#millie bright#wieke kaptein#erin cuthbert#niamh charles#ashley lawrence#zecira musovic#chelseafcw#cfcw#football#footy#womens football#soccer#woso community#woso soccer#up the chels#blueisthecolour#blues#ktbffh#woso#theprideoflondon#chelsea women#chelsea fcw
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I'm sorry, I see a hot guy make a fart joke and I immediately go all AWOOGA
#eproctophilia#eprocto#fart#farts#farting#male fart#male farts#fart kink#This is about a former football player making a whole video about farting in the shower#I think he farts in the video but also dubs it with a stock fart sound#The duality of farts
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Tis The Season
To get yourself a silly WOSO Christmas shirt!



#matildas#Sam Kerr#tillies#christmas shirts#australia#womenssoccer#womensfootball#woso#womenssport#football#soccer#auswnt#funny christmas shirt#Santa Kerr#Merry Kerrmas#kristie mewis#the goat#the Christmas Goat#Christmas Fun#Christmas Ideas#Holly Jolly Christmas#Tillies Twist#stocking stuffers#gift ideas
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Hey! Anyone know an artist whose commissions are open? I’m looking for a character designer to sketch out some designs for a story I’m working on! It’s about football and very gay
#football#my ocs#gay#looking for commissions#ideally something quick and sketch-y#just so I can get the ideas flowing more easily#I don’t wanna get attached to the stock photos yknow?
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fuck's sake i hate how this tv station (the czech one, don't worry) keeps employing a guy who was sending unsolicited dickpics to his female colleagues (all he had to do was apologize - and he's back in the job) (fuck him)
#i also hate the way he pronounces “Premier League” and all the clubs names#he's trying to be extremely “proper” and “posh”#he even named his old podcast something like “english gentleman”#yes i am a hater#he's trying to connect the “posh” and “football” into one (he's failing and he's a laughing stock)
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how do you cope with this carlos-hate between the lines here on tumblr? btw love following you for your good vibes and funny tags
Hello, sweet anon ❤️
Tbh some days are harder than others! I like to think I’ve gotten a lot better at simply not logging on when I expect there to be those sorts of posts - also making sure that the blogs I follow are the only ones I wanna see on my tl. Sometimes, like earlier today, I just channel my energy into making gifs and only come on tumblr to post those and leave lol
Obviously, I still see stuff if I go looking in his tag or something slips thru the cracks, and some days I write out a whole rant and then delete it (it can be v therapeutic just to type your feelings, even if you never post it). Also having someone/people who I can talk to about it can be pretty helpful. Or even revisiting a Carlos thing that makes you smile! I’ll sometimes just go thru his tag on my blog and inevitably something silly he did will make me laugh and I feel (mostly) better ���❤️
Other than that, I think just recognizing that everyone’s opinions are just that - opinions! Pro sports is one of the areas in life that people can be the most opinionated/vocal/vitriolic about online but it’s bc it inspires such passion in people. Personally, I like to channel my passion for f1 in positive ways - it makes me a happier person and it’s the whole ‘be the change you want to see’ in the fandom philosophy haha
I hope some of this is helpful ❤️ you can always come to me if you’re needing someone to talk to or wanna just toss something in my inbox to take your mind off of things!
#don’t get me wrong- I also love my mutuals who get spicy on their blogs 😂#we need those ppl too but it’s just not how I tend to deal with these situations#I’m probs a classic conflict avoider/people pleaser#but this is just how I deal with it - everyone’s different!#I will also throw in here that I used to get reeaallly upset growing up if my hometown’s football team lost a game#I’ve grown a lot over the years and idk how but I just put Way less stock into sports now#I’m still very passionate (obviously - I run a whole f1 blog 😅)#but I don’t get anywhere near as upset about things going wrong as I used to#maybe it just comes with time but I find myself enjoying sports more now bc the fate of my team does not affect my entire day/week anymore#I’m not gonna question it - just take it as a mental health win and run with it 🤷🏻♀️👏🏻#anon#ask
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My friends and I have resorted to just shouting 'BOOT IT!!' or 'KICK THE GODDAMN BALL' or 'PLEASE JUST DO SOMETHING' at the screen rn. Absolute chaos
#this team is a laughing stock lmao#they just think they can pass it about and win the game????#euros 2024#football stuff
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Sorry Was End Closed Collectem From Zepeto App No Available Stock Out? Collab Items Kuromi.
#kuromi#sanrio#characters#cartoon#kawaii#video games#stock market#shop#collaboration#dolls#zepeto#app#hello kitty#my melody#hello kitty and friends#sanrio characters#gothic#dark#kawaii core#purple#football#soccer#usa#weston mckennie
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NFT FOR SALE
hy I HAVE NFT FOR SALE ANYONE INTERESTED
#ai#youtube#nftcommunity#artwork#digital art#digital illustration#digital drawing#crypto#music video#stock images#jokes#jobseekers#taylor swift#football#t20worldcup#follow#artists on tumblr#super mario#donald trump#barbie#margot robbie#asexual#across the spiderverse#instant folllow back#regretevator folly
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The blues are on a side quest they opened the markets at the New York stock exchange 🔔💙
#millie bright#kadeisha buchanan#hannah hampton#sonia bompastor#erin cuthbert#ashley lawrence#niamh charles#zecira musovic#new york stock exchange#wall street#football#footy#soccer#womens soccer#womens football#chelsea fcw#blueisthecolour#up the chels#cfcw#woso#woso community#woso soccer#woso appreciation#a side quest#chelsea women#Chelsea women fc
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new writing challenge where you have to write a fic containing all of the random tags a porn bot used in its post
#writing#writing challenge#fanfic#i don't know how to tag this#help#i just think this would be funny#but also suprisingly difficult#i just had joe biden viktor nikiforov house md graphic design stocks vintage photography football and use me use me use me#cannot wait to try
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Sheffield United have got to GO, just exile them to the Shadow Realm at this point
#no because how tf do you go 4-0 down in 25 MINUTES#THATS THE LENGTH OF A SIMPSONS EPISODE#IT TOOK YALL ONE SIMPSONS EPISODE TO BECOME THE LAUGHING STOCK OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL#WHAT WAS THE COACH COOKING#THE FANS AINT NEVER LETTIN YA COOK AGAIN#also do you like my lockscreen?
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The Barça tumblr community consuming all the tea @peligrosapop
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Trying to think of any chants in sports for england but I... am just not interested enough in sports to know any so like uhh

Trying to think If we have any jokes about england/uk but I can't think of any. In an attempt to google it, I have found a shit ton of english jokes tho about the war and germany aksvskhdjf
is it really that common to make jokes about it in the uk? :'D
as someone who is only vaguely acquainted with football (i was a fan of other sports growing up) i also do not know many, and any i do know it is vaguely most of the time lmao
england as a previously good-at-football nation (debatably) with intense rivalry with other european nations love making jokes and chants abr germany losing both world wars.
to my memory, i remember my dad and brother bringing up jokes abt it when i was growing up - it’s common in a sporting context when you’re doing the classic mudslinging ‘whose better’ type of thing im p sure.
in other contexts, not so much (but i was probably oblivious and/or not exposed to it much). i do think if a headline abt germant beating the uk/being better than us comes out, the joking response from many here would be abt germant losing 2 world wars tho.
#wiggles asks#hi rain :D#it’s quite interesting tbh#it’s the classic thing to go for tbh#which is sad bc germany has a tonne of interesting history#but it is also funny if germany ever wins something#bc if someone brings it up there is like a 50% chance if your amongst lads that they’ll bring up losing both wws#there are probably lots of football jokes abt england from germany bc we are a laughing stock#maybe look up stuff abt us missing penalties? we’re p infamous abt it#otherwise no clue. maybe us leaving the eu. things like that idk#anyways lovely to talk to u rain. fabulous
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I can't believe I'm at a point in my life where I say things like 'a plant roller! That's fun' while doing the weekly food shop, like my god get a life
#twenties#chores#lidl#i always be in that damn lidl saying things#there is some fun stuff in there though. weird sht too especially when its american week#why is there a snack American football helmet?#i forgot to buy vegetables last week when i was stocking my kitchen so ive been having some very sad pasta dishes 😔
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