#foolish tag

[mcytshipmadness]

Foolbo but its just Tubbo and Foolish cuddling and bonding over their shared trauma, the giant that is Foolish holding the small in comparison goat man in his arms. Telling him that everything is okay and that they are both safe now. just... More Foolbo fluff, let them be happy

Anon, you are wrong, we always need more tragic gays /sillyj

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

[spatziline]

Sorry Cellbit, you and team BOLAS?!?!?!? already adopted Philza as your Dadza

[miauta]

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY QSMP!

I wanna thank all CCs, admins and wonderful people of this fandom for amazing year and all happy memories I made in it~

[miscellaneoussmp]

This island is a fucking mess.

[mikaikaika]

Tubbo (drunk in a vc): Oh my god I promise I'm not really homophobic. I literally think guys are kind of cool

Foolish: I'm almost positive you are homophobic

Tubbo: Do you really mean that ?.... I could show you otherwise if you want - oh my god I need to shut up oh my god oh my fucking god kill me

*everyone loses it*

[ama-a93]

qsmp families connecting charms :D will be available for preorder soon :)

[croudjay]

A collection of QSMP cubitos character art I designed last year

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Somehow it does always end up with you. And I'm sick of it.

Bad: I know, what's up with that?

Foolish: Yeah, maybe... Hopefully in the next universe it's not that way.

Bad: That's what I'm hoping. Whoever's organizing these universes needs to be more careful.

Foolish: They need to stop because I'm getting sick of this BS.

Bad: Yeah, this is ridiculous. I mean, literally my first house is right over there. What's up with that?

Foolish: Yeah I don't know, I'm hoping– I'm hoping like, third time's the charm, or something.

Bad: Third time?

Foolish: I dunno. Whatever time charm it is, I lost track.

Bad: And Land duo, what kind of name is that?

Foolish: Just a garbage ass name, I don't understand.

Bad: Might as well be dirt duo, like, come on!

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Foolish: Dirt duo... No, I don't– there's just so many other duos.

Bad: How do you say... dirt.

Foolish: Maybe it could have been like, haloish, and fool–

Bad: Haloish?

Foolish: BFool- Foolish–

Bad: Falo?

Foolish: Falo? I dunno.

Bad: [Less emphasis on the 'a'] Falo?

Foolish: I dunno– maybe it's just one of those just- just "Foolish and Bad." Or maybe like–

Bad: Why can't it be "Bad and Foolish"?

Foolish: Well, I don't know, I just feel like the movie name will be a lot cooler if it's like, Foolish and Bad.

Bad: I feel like we should go in alphabetical order, though.

Foolish: Uhh, no, I don't think so.

Bad: So it'd be Bad and Foolish.

Foolish: No no, Bad and Foolish doesn't really sound very good.

Bad: Bad Fool Halo kind of works.

Foolish: Mmmm... I guess we could be like, Badish? But...

Bad: Badish?

Foolish: Badish.

Bad: Sounds like a Pokemon.

Foolish: "Badish," oh it does kinda sound like a Badish, doesn't it Let's see... Is there anything left that I really wanna...

Bad: Well, we could always be "Dragon duo" since we each own half of the Dragon.

Foolish: No. No we don't. We don't.

Bad: Well– I dunno. It's up for debate.

[ramons-elevator]

My favorite canonical facts about the QSMP:

-Fit and technically Badboyhalo have killed God (Code monster)

-Foolish was sent to hell and came back

-Cellbit used to be a cannibal and murderer and only Pac, Mike, Felps and Forever know that

- Roier once turned into Tilin for a second when Quackity was having therapy

-Chayanne has spoken multiple times to the point its normal for Philza

-Fit is from Tb2T where he used to kill children for fun

- Skeppy is stuck in a gas station

- Bad, Wilbur, Foolish and Charlie all collectively wrote a Preamble where they declared they love men

- Wilbur can just leave the island because he signed a contract

- Richarlyson gradated school by never going to class and only doing the homework

- Foolish is the only one who has a gun and has like 3 clips of ammo

Edit: I forgot to include that Felps also knows about cellbit being a cannibal and added foolishs gun

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

uoghoughghg bloodbender au follow-up

(idk if any of you watched rottmnt and caught the reference here but i'm making this phil act more like a draxum-type character. there will be more references to draxum in the future. this is a threat.)

extra notes under the cut vvvv

phil wont get attached to these kids, he's a warrior after all (he gets attached after like a month lmaoooo)

missa first only came to the human world for it's music - he hates humans actually. after chayanne and tallulah showed him kindness though he started street performing and gave his earnings to the two of them

missa doesn't pull the wet cat act with phil here he gives that man passive aggressive hell

maybe phil disturbed something in the spirit world and it pissed missa off?

phil's plan is to move around unpredictably in order to evade someone and the kids follow him (to his irritation)

if i ever make this into a full on story i imagine they'd go to the earth kingdom first, where foolish and tubbo are building a city of their own that phil wants to seek refuge in

they go undercover most places (hence the different outfits) because phil is wanted in literally every country

cellbit is being held in a prison in the fire nation for bloodbending. while scouting ways to break him out, roier found pepito and brought him back to foolish

bagi is also a bloodbender but she barely uses her abilites. chayanne might seek her out later on in the story

roier carries a spool of metal rope and uses it to swing between buildings

charlie is a water bender and lives in the foggy swamp with juanaflippa

vegetta and willy are combustion benders

jaiden baghera and carre are air benders

etoiles can bend lightning

pepito is taught earth bending by foolish and roier, water bending by cellbit and juannaflippa (sometimes), air bending by carre and fire bending by leonarda

no dead eggs there will be no sadness (there will be sadness but i like the dead eggs and they cant bend if they're dead)

tallulah thinks chay wants to meet cellbit to learn blood bending, but in reality he wants cellbit to remove his bending entirely

if you've read this far you're being perceived YOU'RE BEING PERCEIVED OOGABOOGABOOGA NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-

please bear in mind I'm not an expereinced writer in the slightest and i've never had the balls to make an au before so please bear with me as I get a better understanding of the qsmp characters. there are dozens of people to account for and i want to be fair and accurate with who i portray. k thx luv u all /platonic BYEEEEE

[mailb0xbunii]

okay i might've gotten carried away with making minimes ....... they're just so fun to make ....

my hc for the minimes btw

[iminyourbookshelf]

Anger in the QSMP, inspired by the video "Female Rage"

Big thanks to @kadextra, @splatattackz, and @mossrockpog for suggesting clip ideas :D

[pommepom]

take a screenshot to see your fate on quesadilla island.

[bigboobyhalo]

Foolish: We need to get Dapper back to you soon, and not just Dapper, but like almost all the eggs back to you soon ‘cause you are… not lookin’ good… like literally it just looks like I’m looking at like a past Badboyhalo, like, you’re– you’re withering away.

Bad: Y’think, Foolish?

Foolish: Yeahhh…

Bad: I mean, sometimes, when people aren’t feeling their best, Foolish, they still wanna hear someone say that they’re pretty, y’know?

Foolish: Ohhh, so—

Bad: Can you– can you say that? Can you just say “Badboyhalo, I still think you’re pretty.”

Foolish: Would it– would it help get your face off the ground?

Bad: It might.

Tina, laughing: What is happening right now…?

Foolish: Would it make Skeppy jealous?

Tina: What the fuck…?

Bad: I mean… [crosstalk] I don’t– I don’t know, but it would– it would make me a little happier.

Tina: [crosstalk] HELLO?? GUYS???

Foolish: What– what, Tina? I’m trying to console this man! What’s wrong with you?

Tina: I just– I just clocked back in– I don’t know– should I be here– [stammers] should I go? Am I supposed to leave??

Bad: Why?

Foolish: No– [breaks into laughter] Bye!

Tina: [stammers] I’ll– I’ll get out of here, [crosstalk] don’t even worry about it, I’ll— [voice quickly fades as she grappling-squoks away]

Bad: [crosstalk] Wait, why– why are you leaving? Why?

Foolish: … Y’know, Bad, under the stars, you, um… even though you’re fading from light, I think, um, there’s still a little sparkle in ya, and, y’know, maybe… maybe you do look pretty.

Bad: Oh… Well thank you, Foolish. I mean… it’s nice to hear once in a while and, y’know, hearing it from someone with as chiseled as a jawline as you have, y’know—

Foolish: Yeah…

Bad: I know it actually…

Foolish: Yeah.

Bad: … means something a lot– aww, thank you, here—

Foolish: Bring it in, bring it in.

Bad: — let me, uh, just type out– there we go, there we go…

Foolish, speaking softly: To be clear, I’m only doing this because of this unfortunate– unfortunate circumstances, and under any– almost any other circumstances, I would have not complied– in fact, I would have maybe called you an ugly piece of shit, but I’ll give you this one.

Bad: No– no, I know, Foolish, and honestly, that– that makes it even more significant.

Foolish: Yeah. Yeah, so, I’m just gonna sit back in my chair now.

Bad: Okay, go ahead…

what may very well be the sweetest moment between q!foolish and q!BBH that we’ve seen so far…

[attentialkane]

Hello Islanders, please acquire your translating device immediately.

help me afford top surgery!!