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Nature wives should low-key be in the next life series.

(Grian, if you somehow see this, I’m BEGGING YOU PLZZZ PUT NATURE WIVES IN THE NEW LIFE GAME I NEEEDDDD TO SEE THEM INTERACT AND BE ADORABLE DOOMED LESBIANS 🙏🙏)

WE ALWAYS NEED MORE DOOMED YURI!!!

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Trios of stupid minecraft men >:(

Chat do we fw stupid polycules?

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Cumscarian and Scumbo

You see what I mea- *spontaneously combusts*

All it takes is one Cubfan to ruin a perfectly good ship na-*explodes*

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Jellybeans & Shattered Savannah Duo

Personally some of the hardest-to-guess rare-pair(?) ship names

Jellybeans - Joel x iJevin

Shattered Savannah Duo - Etho x Iskall

I knew Jellybeans already-

Anyway, Joel and Jevin are such a duo. I don't know if they've interacted due to my terrible memory, but they definitely have a similar type of humor :)

Shattered Savannah Duo is also sure a good pairing. They need to be explored more!! They're like husbands who are both struggling financially because one of them keeps impulse buying every single thing he sees....

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I’d kill for impdubs :3

Raah stupid third life interactions and bdubs betraying impulse in such a hot way.

Raaaah dumb double life soulmates thing where they instantly bonded.

<3333

Impdubs lovers everywhere went feral when the cyberpunk city project was announced.

(My mutual who likes impdubs would not shut up about it for days)

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I know it's like extreme rarepair, I don't care they have only one ep worth of interactions

When Gem asked mumbo to bark????? The tower off?????? Both being competitive, one being girlboss and the other being wet cat-

Gem/mumbo my beloved <3

They need a proper shipname... Bloodstone? Crimson Jewels?? Idk

Bloodstone is actually a really pretty name, anon.

Even if not romantic, we need more Gem/Mumbo as a duo.

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I desperately miss flower husbands

Like genuinely, I want them back.

I get it, ranchers is funky (/pos) and wholesome and all

But I kind of hate the fact that pol just like... left flower husbands completely and now ppl call it toxic.

Ik there are still flower husbands shippers out there, obviously, but like... yk what I mean?

And I've seen someone say before in refute to the whole "guys it's a block game, it's rily not toxic to hit someone in a BLOCK GAME" saying that: "yeah, it's a block game, so why did u call them husbands?"

DID YA'LL FORGET THAT SCOTT STARTED IT?? DID YA'LL FORGET THAT SCOTT STARTED THE

"husband" PART OF IT?? HAD SCOTT NOT SAID

"nope, we're married now" (or whatever he said idk I'm dying rn yextkctixitxt) WHEN JIMMY GAVE HIM THE POPPY WE PROB WOULDNT HAVE CALLED THEM FLOWER HUSBANDS. HAD SCOTT NOT LITERALLY SCREAMED "NOO MY HUSBAND!" WHEN JIMMY DIES FOR THE SECOND TIME, DO U THINK WE WOULD HAVE CALLED THEM HUSBANDS??? DO U??? WE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE CALLED THEM LIKE FLOWER BOYFRIENDS OR SMTH

PLEASERE PEOPLE STOP CALLING THEM TOXIC I SWEAR TO GOD THEY'RE NOT.

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN EMPIRES SEASON 1????

HAVE YOU SEEN IT??? THEY'RE SO VGTIDTIERSTIDKDKTDKTDOY

Anyway

Sorry for yapping in ur inbox I was feeling a bit emo

Them <3

You're completely, fine, I'm literally here for yapping about ships at XD

But FR, ships will always have their haters, but people completely dropped FH after Double Life.

JUSTICE FOR FLOWER HUSBANDS

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ive been so not normal about ethotek recently. theyre so queer-coded.

They're the kind of gays to stay up until 2AM working on redstone machines together.

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Empires season 1 fwhimmy is Canon enemies to lovers to can't tell me I'm wrong for I am fwhip

~ a count fwhip fictive

Guys, fwhimmy canonically enemies to lovers, Fwhip confirmed!

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Esmp 1 Scott x Jimmy x Fwhip

No don’t ask how I got here with this just hear me out.

Scott and jimmy being childhood friends that slowly grew to them being lovers, albeit Jimmy being very much in denial of his feelings because there is no someone like Scott would like someone like him right?

Then we have Jimmy and Fwhip, enemies to lovers. With more denial of having feelings for the other but more in the ‘I can’t get attached to someone’ way

Just all sides struggling with communication on how they feel till they all end up confessing at a meeting after having a bit to much alcohol.

They never thought it would happen that way, but it's a happy relationship for the most part.

The relationship isn't without it's troubles, Scott has had to break up multiple fights between Fwhip and Jimmy because of their stupid fish rivalry.

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i will die on the hill of flower husbands > ranchers n grumbo > scarian and I have no shame. I feel like this works for this blog.

This might be opinionated, I agree.

Ranchers are queerplatonic besties, and Scarian are friends with benefits. Or something.

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