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0ddoblivion · 3 months ago

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Dinner’s on me tonight babe. 😏

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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toyastales · 3 months ago

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Cheesy Pepperoni Stromboli

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daily-deliciousness · 4 months ago

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(@thestandardgrillnyc)

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bedrock-to-buildheight · 5 months ago

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He really thought he’s good with secrets, huh

#bedrock’s #stardew valley #sdv wizard #sdv abigail #comic art #sdv rasmodius #lab rules is no food in the lab/work area but I don't think he'd care #also the parallels between this and her heart event where pierre told her to come home and help with dinner is intentional C:

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straycatj · 6 months ago

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朝メシのあとの　おいツブのあとの

カツブシのあとの

えーと、10じのオヤツくれです

Give me......ah, 10 o'clock snack, after bonito flakes after more kibbles after breakfast

#猫 #cat #元野良 #straycatj #jさん #ねこ #no more food till dinner

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chaoticbooklesbian · 1 year ago

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Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it? Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison. Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it. Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free. Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--

#pedanticblah #humans are weird #humans are space orcs #this post brought to you by my dinner tonight #there were no minor neurological symptoms #unless you count the temperature fuckery spicy food causes #but i had tears streaming down my face #and my only concern was not dripping them into the sauce #(it was garlic sauce for anyone curious)

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scoutingthetrooper · 2 months ago

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