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robertreich · 13 days ago
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THE TRUMP SLUMP
Friends,
Recall that Trump was elected largely because Americans thought the economy was lousy and believed him when he said he’d fix it.
Now, seven weeks after his inauguration, the bottom is falling out. Stocks are plunging. Treasury yields are falling. Consumer confidence is dropping. Inflation is picking up.
Over the weekend, Trump refused to rule out a recession this year, telling Fox News there will be a “period of transition, because what we’re doing is very big.”
Well, yes, if “very big” means destroying much of the federal government, allying with Putin against our traditional allies, and putting high tariff walls around America.
The cost of living — the single biggest problem identified by consumers over the last several years — is going up, not down. Trump’s tariffs on steel and aluminum, and his threatened 25 percent tariffs on Canada and Mexico, are playing havoc with supply chains inside and outside America.
Trump’s trade war with China intensified today as China began imposing retaliatory tariffs on a wide range of American farm products. Food prices are rising.
Corporations are pulling back from investing in new productive capacity — additional jobs, equipment, factories — because Trump’s and Musk’s chaos makes it impossible for them to gauge what the future will bring. Joblessness is rising.
The S&P 500 was down more than 2 percent in this morning’s trading — after last week’s 3.1 percent drop (the biggest drop in six months) — signaling that investors are spooked.
Tesla's stock tumbled more than 8 percent this morning. Shares of Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon.com, Nvidia and Meta Platform fell more than 2 percent.
Long-term bonds — which reveal investors’ expectations about the economy over the next decade — are also down. They expect hard times. The 10-year U.S. Treasury yield slipped below 4.23 percent (it had settled Friday above 4.31 percent).
Even before this Trump slump, only the richest 10 percent of Americans had enough purchasing power to keep the economy going with their spending. The bottom 90 percent — including most Trump voters — were barely getting by. The next eighteen months could be rough on millions of people.
Will the Trump slump turn into a recession? How will Trump lie and cheat his way out of it? Stay tuned.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-trump-slump-is-now
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scarfacemarston · 5 months ago
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Bucky Barnes A-Z Fluff Alphabet!
Feel free to send in more requests for Bucky! Please think about "liking" and reblogging! These things take time. Also, I included a lot of 1940s Bucky as a comparison.
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A - Affection (how do they show affection to their s/o)
Bucky has always been physically affectionate, but this changed after escaping his time in Hydra captivity. He's slowly beginning to experience positive touches again and quickly discovered how touch-starved he is, so physical touch is a significant way he shows affection, but there are days when he'll request not to be touched. He tries to be encouraging and complimentary, but he feels like it comes across as awkward and stilted. He'll try for quality time, but he does worry if he's overstaying his welcome. However, he does become less anxious as time goes on.
B - Best Friend (what are they like as a best friend?)
Look at Steve, for example! He's loyal to a fault. He will put his friend's well-being way beyond his own. He considers himself less of a decent friend than before, but he's wrong. He's just as great a friend as he used to be.  He's just as loyal and self-sacrificing. He will drop everything the moment you need help. The only reason he is ever distant is because he doesn't believe he's worthy of friendship, and his anxiety and depression get in the way. He will always doubt himself, but again, it improves in time.
C - Cuddling (do they like to cuddle? And how would they do it?)
Yes, physical touch with those he trusts is a soothing balm for him. He's always loved it when someone played with his hair, or he could hold hands, place an arm around his partner's waist - he loves it all, so loving to cuddle is really no surprise. He occasionally doesn't want to be touched, and that space is important to him, but otherwise, he'd be happy to be cuddled basically any time. It doesn't matter what position - he loves them all, but his favorite is lying on his back with your head on his chest.
D - Domestic (do they want to settle down? How good are they at cooking and cleaning)
In the 40s, he was expected to settle down at some point and probably would have in some form after the war. He still feels as though he has these expectations today, but it's more of a ghost memory than anything else. He'd be surprised that someone wants that with him - unless it's Steve. If it's Steve, he's not surprised at all and would consider it a continuation of their lives in Brooklyn. With a new partner, he can be convinced to settle down; he just wants to be sure that it's what you want. He knows how to clean and can cook simple meals, as we see in Romania. In the 30s and 40s, it was very much bachelor food like canned soup and a relatively clean, if not bare, apartment. Bucky can be a combination of messy and neat. It depends on his mental health. However, his residence is so devoid of decor that it's hard to make it messy. (This is seen with the comics as well.) He does improve when you move in with him. He enjoys cooking now in comparison to the 40s.
E - Ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He's very quiet but very gentle and kind about it. He doesn't expect you to understand why, and he is hard on himself for breaking it off. He is more likely to break it off because of his own self-doubt, but he does have boundaries that, if broken - he will break it off. He expects you to hate him afterward and understands if you do, but his mind will not change.
F - Fiancé (how do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
In the 40s, Bucky loved dating around - he wasn't a himbo, but he did enjoy pursuing different people. He didn't want to settle down yet - unless it was with Steve, which was something he didn't want to think about logistically. However, he doesn't take commitment for granted nowadays and realizes how valuable it can be. He's not sure about marriage as it's nothing he ever really thought about outside of his mother reminding him he "should" get married, but if it feels right and it's discussed, he might be convinced. 
G - Gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Bucky is very methodological physically and emotionally speaking. He is very tender and careful, but steady physically speaking.He is especially careful with his prosthetic. Emotionally, he is stronger than one would expect. He isn't a pushover, and will defend himself or anyone else who needs defending, but he is gentler now than before he was the Winter Soldier.
H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) 
Once there's trust between you, yes. He loves hugs. He loved them in the 40s, and he loves them now. He definitely loves to be greeted with a hug and likes to give you a hug before he leaves somewhere, like a mission or therapy. They're very firm but gentle.
I: I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
It would take Bucky a while before he said he loved you. The problem is, he either plans how he'll say it—his preference—or accidentally blurts it out in an especially tender moment and then dies of embarrassment. I would say it takes about half a year, but it really depends on your bond. 
J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
The 1940s Bucky could get quite jealous. It wasn't a toxic masculinity thing, but it was definitely something he sometimes struggled with. He was never abusive about it, EVER, but it was something that bothered him, as seen with The First Avenger. Nowadays, he's less likely to be jealous because his confidence levels are a bit lower than before, but the more robust your bond, the more likely he is to get jealous because the two of you put so much work into it. He is definitely the type to give the death glare to end all death glares, make a snide comment, or generally find a way to stay by your side. 
K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?)
It really depends on his mood, as it does with anyone. Sometimes, he can give playful kisses, peppering them all over your face as he refuses to let go, or they can be slow and tender, full of meaning and gratefulness, or they can be scorching, searing, and passionate.
L: Little Ones (How are they with kids?)
Bucky has always been good with kids, even in the 40s, and that's thanks in part to having three little sisters. We also see the children in Wakanda love him. He's very relaxed and more himself around children. In the 40s, his mother used to harass him about when he'd give her grandkids. 
M: Mornings (How are mornings spent with them?)
In the 40s, it was getting up at the crack of dawn to work at the docks for 9-12 hour shifts, with him sleeping in late on the weekends. Now, he still sleeps late because he feels like he doesn't have anything else to do. However, given a routine and responsibilities like helping the Avengers or going on missions, he is more likely to keep a decent schedule. It's also his insomnia that causes him to sleep in more, but not as late as he used to. Now, he'll spend the mornings trying to coax you to stay in bed with him, whether that's through cuddles or fun. ; )
N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Again, insomnia is his worst enemy. He tends to take late-night walks or read late into the night before staring at the ceiling, waiting for sleep. Now, he does those things, but he can also enjoy sex with you, cuddling, or watching something stupid on TV. 
O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Bucky was semi-open about himself in the 40s, but he was actually more likely to ask about you than about him. Sure, he'd talk about his family, Steve, or his work, but that was about it. However, that was partially the toxic belief that men just don't reveal everything about themselves. Now, it's more about feeling safe to do so and what is "too much." What will chase you away? When will it happen? However, as usual, with trust, this changes, and while there is much he will never reveal, he slowly opens up. 
P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He could be a bit fiery in the 40s, but nothing compared to Steve. He was a saint in comparison to Steve. His anger is more biting and calling someone out, maybe raising his voice in the 40s. Now, it's more stormy and quiet. It can be biting, though, and there are still elements of him from the 40s with snide comments - but he hates to fight and would prefer to do anything to prevent it, or if there has to be a fight - find a resolution as soon as possible.
Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget? )
In the 40s, he tried to remember as much as he could and actually impressed people with how thoughtful he could be. He remembered everything about Steve, his sisters, and the commandos, but also things about his enemies. Nowadays, he struggles with his memory, but he sometimes writes important things in his journal so he can remember them. However, the will is there, and he tries very hard.
R: Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The first time you watched a movie together and you put your head on his shoulder. It was the first time someone had done that to him since before he fell off the train. That moment turned into full on cuddling during the movie and he was so anxious - but giddy, that he couldn't focus on the movie.
S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) 
1940s Bucky was very protective in about every way imaginable, but especially in the stereotypical 1940s ways. However, Bucky now isn't entirely too different from that. The main difference is that he is a little more modern in how he views women and that he is a bit more physically protective. Unsurprisingly, he is very concerned someone from his past might harm you. He's the type that wants you to text him when you get home safely and has similar habits. Emotionally, he has no problem standing up for you. It's something he's always been good at.
T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, and gifts?)
He's always been thoughtful about dates, anniversaries, and gifts from childhood to now. He never had much money, so every penny had to count. If he couldn't buy something, he would plan extensively for just the right type of event to attend. With dates, he was a bit more traditional and knew what worked, like dinner and a movie or the carnival, but that doesn't mean he didn't put thought into it. Bucky is the same now, except perhaps even more thoughtful about it. He was always observant, but now he listens more than he talks, whereas before, it was the opposite. He may have more money now, but he prefers to put a lot of thought into what he gets you or something that can help you. Nowadays, he overthinks what he should do for a date or anniversary, but it's always wonderful even when things don't go as planned.
U: Ugly (What would be a bad habit of theirs?)
His self depreciation is pretty bad. His low self confidence also tends to get in the way of things - but it is of no fault of his own! As for an actual habit, he grinds his teeth and clenches his jaw too often giving him jaw pain. 
V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Bucky could be quite vain in the 40s and spent quite a bit of time on his hair. He didn't have a choice about his appearance as the Winter Soldier and afterwards, he was too focused on survival and blending in to really care about his appearance. He is trying to get more into self care habits and rituals and you encourage him to spend time on himself, but he doesn't care like he once did. 
W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Bucky was surrounded by people in the 40s so he would notice it less if his partner was gone, but he would still feel it! I just think he would bounce back quicker depending on how the relationship was while with Bucky now; he always tries to prepare for the worst and prepare himself for if you do leave him. He would survive, but he would feel like a light was extinguished.
X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them)
Bucky really misses the Indiana house he had to sell. He really wanted to stay there, build a community, and potentially raise a family there, but it wasn't meant to be. (This is more comic verse-esque)
Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Bucky used to be a stomach sleeper, but that quit when he joined the army. It was too uncomfortable to sleep on his stomach then. It's not as easy with his prosthetic, but he still sleeps on his stomach sometimes. (This is canon for Comic Bucky.) 
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malewifeharem · 1 year ago
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yandere!malleus alphabet
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彡- ,, yandere twst malleus alphabet (template from @dear-yandere eheheheh)
cw ⁞ violence, blood, manipulation, just general yandere behaviour??? kinda suggestive in K. not proofread.
an ⁞ feel free to req more of this for other characters only from om! for now :')
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Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
VERY INTENSE, to say the least. fae are known to be very territorial and possessive and malleus isn't an exception. he likes to shower you with affection and expensive gifts such as jewels or gold and doesn't allow you to 'reject' them. he has no objections to locking you up somewhere he can keep his eyes on you or starting wars with other kingdoms if it means that you'll be his.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
he definitely wouldn't mind getting rid of any nuisances getting in between the both of you but he always makes sure to clean up before you arrive. the scene is extremely gruesome — blood and guts would basically be in every crevice of the room. he only manages to get rid of the stench with his magic, so he tries to not kill people too often, lest he ends up overblotting and harming you.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
nope nope nope. it doesn't matter how pathetic you look when you cry, he could never ridicule you like that. you just need to get used to your new environment! can't you see that he really wants the best for you?
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
his gifts and affection will be reciprocated, whether you like it or not. sure, he'll be more lenient if you've only just been captured but you can't keep shunning him away! will tie your wrists and ankles together to get you to stop struggling during naps and cuddle sessions. he has slipped love potions into your food before too.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
you and lilia are probably the only people who know about his... aggressive tendencies. he'll often times weep at your feet inconsolably — crying about how much he loves you and how it hurts when you don't feel the same way. as if that wasn't uncomfortable enough, he'll suddenly start rambling on about how you'd love his tower in briar valley and that you'd have no need to ever step out of it. humans like living in that kind of luxury, right?
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
fight back? against the 5th most powerful magic wielder in the world? yeah, good luck. he would never intentionally harm you, but you're really breaking his heart like this. he simply doesn't understand why you're so upset and just tries to calm you down to the best of his abilities. this is just a small lover's spat, it'll all be over soon!
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
he does not find this funny, he takes it very seriously. what's wrong with what you have now? do you not like his gifts? why do you keep trying to run away? he's very confused and hurt — nevertheless, he always manages to catch you, leaving you right back where you started.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
before your abduction, you were still the human transfer student at NRC, you were still allowed the freedom to talk to anyone you wanted. malleus knew you and leona were quite close — the lion male having a small liking towards you. he was already quite irked at the sight, but he snapped when you hugged the lion, enchanting the whole vicinity with his signature spell — causing everyone to fall into a deep slumber. that's when he took the opportunity to lock you up in his room and you've been there since.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
he hopes to marry you one day and have you rule briar valley with him as his rightful queen. he definitely wants to have a family with you too, he does need to continue his royal fae bloodline!
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
YES. he tries to talk to you and hear whatever complaints you have but it's all in vain. he refuses to believe that you loathe him. he'll stand there in silence before quickly excusing himself — you don't see him for a few days. what does he do during this time? oh i don't know... maim whatever friends you have left? (ehe!)
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
he's very sweet. he has never felt so strongly for anyone before and he's going to give all of his love to you! he's constantly touching you, whether or not it's wrapping his arms around you or marking you up with bites. it's how fae show affection for their loved one! he'll charm you with his honeyed words — praising you when you're being obedient in the daytime and gently lulling you to sleep by night.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
before your abduction, he'd slip beautifully handwritten letters into your locker. however, it has no sender — your only clue as to who it was being the bright green wax seal. you thought it was just a random diasommnia student and didn't think much about them till the contents of these letters started becoming increasingly disturbing. saccharine poems of love and his promised reveal turned to bitter jealousy and rage at your 'infidelity' to him. how dare you speak to other students, especially those from his own house! you stopped receiving letters entirely but malleus suddenly started showing up at ramshackle dorm more often.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
sort of? lilia is the only other person who knows about his treatment of you. to everyone else, he's still unapproachable and cold. only you get to see him all pathetic and vulnerable. (manfailure)
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
being locked up in his room means zero contact with the outside world — you wonder how ace, deuce and grim are doing. solitude was enjoyable sometimes, sure, but you haven't seen anyone who isn't malleus for weeks. imagine the horror when even he stops showing up! this silent treatment usually ends within a few days because it breaks his heart to not speak to his darling too.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
you're pretty much deprived of social interaction. i hope you have an interest in gargoyles.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
he's surprisingly patient. his punishments are all quite tame — none of them being harmful to you. he understands if you need more time to get used to your new life but make him wait too long and he might slip a love potion into your food!
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
no. just no. if you died, he'll find a way to resurrect you — charm, potion, curse, spell, anything. trying to escape from him isn't something feasible for a human. you're stuck with him forever!
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
your cries of sorrow does bring him a sense of guilt and regret but the thought of letting you openly roam free again brings him more rage and worry. try convincing him to go out with you to a secluded area — he might agree if he's in a good mood!
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
poor dragon boi has lived for almost two centuries with no one he can consider a friend :( everyone's too scared or cautious of him to talk normally. so when a sweet fragile human like you treats him so nicely, he might just tear up. especially since you continued to do so after learning of his identity.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
( already kinda answered in C and F)
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
(i don't think so? define classic yandere :'D)
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
he's so patient and kind, if you play your cards well, you might be able to convince him to let you out for a little while — under his supervision, of course.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
intentionally, no. never! he has definitely damaged (killed) whatever social life you had before and your freedom but it was mostly unintended! (yea ok malleus...)
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
he likes to think that you two are equals — you as his bride, wife, future queen. he treasures whatever shred of affection you give him but i don't think he'd ever reach the point of kissing the ground you walk on or anything like that.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
(read H) in order to get to that point, he's already been tolerating your 'unfaithfulness' for a few months.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
probably. he already uses love potions on you, who's to say he won't make it permanent?
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prince-kallisto · 2 months ago
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I am thinking about the Raverne who loved humanity
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Despite the growing conflict and his wife’s hatred of humans, Raverne ventured out for the sake of diplomacy and saw something more out there. Something beyond human greed and cruelty, beyond the stench of oil and metal.
Human lives were as ethereal as a silk thread, weaving tapestries of their ancestors and their children. In the time it took for his kind to walk, a human child would grow into man, and craft wonders born from curiosity alone.
Who knows how Raverne first learned the Common Language. Perhaps he pored over human scrolls with scholars advising him over his shoulder. Perhaps the children giggled at his clumsy attempt of conversing with them, before scribbling the alphabet into the dirt with a twig- tongues sticking out from concentration. The first word the little ones taught him was “bird.”
Raverne did not teach himself despite Lilia’s claims, oh no. Far from it. A language he foresaw a future of peace in had to be taught by the humans themselves. To posses that degree of vulnerability was a danger in their world, but in order to be taught, one had to strip their notion of ‘normalcy.’ And so, Raverne bore his soul to humanity’s teachings. He knelt beside the drunken man on the street corner, beside an Empress, beside the mother feeding her babe. He trailed after the shepherd, gossiped with the merchant, listened to the elderly on their death bed. Each and every single human had their own story to tell, rich with a vocabulary different from the next.
Now carrying the torch, Raverne passed down the flames of knowledge to his fellow soldiers, to students, to Lilia. Over the years, schools could eventually educate young Fae the Common Language to the point of fluency. The fae would now carry this language and pass it on to their children, their grandchildren- for as many centuries it would take Fae and human to live hand-in-hand.
And when the war began, many of his people fell in battle. Villages raided, mines collapsed into rubble. A field of sawed trunks replaced the forests he, Lilia, and Meleanor used to play in. The rivers the water fairies once cultivated now reeked of oil. The rainwater satiated his thirst more than that gunk. Scraps of armor and cloth littered the war grounds. His body cried out from the day of battle, but he would bear the weight of his beloved companions on his shoulders one last time to grant them a proper resting place.
And in the moment that he too fell in battle, writhing in the agony as his wings were to be stolen as a trophy, Raverne could not yet being himself to despise humanity.
He thought of those small voices pleading if they could touch his iridescent feathers just once. Of the little ones whose eyes shone in wonder at his wings- the span of which were so large, that six or seven children could huddle within as if it were their secret playhouse. Why, Raverne recalled the elderly, the ones who took his hands in their calloused, frail ones, marveling at the sight of an “angel” before them. Their faces were wonderfully affected by time in a way his never would, with wrinkles and age spots and wisps of white hair. As blood puddled around him, the scent of food wafted through his memories. How generous the stall owners were, who insistently plated extra food onto his plate- meals crafted from hands that knew the touch of fire.
In his weakening breath, Raverne marveled at the beauty of humanity. Oh yes, it was certainly cruel, trashed with atrocities he could never even fathomed before. But at the heart of it lay a loud resilience. The sound of joy from young and old, dancing in their flowing garbs in their town square. Humans laughing and whooping through the strain of their feet hitting the ground in a rhythm, sweat dripping down their foreheads. Even through the vilest soldiers, the song of peace passed down through generations of humanity thrived still.
And Raverne prayed his beloved boy would one day be invited to sing too.
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animeyanderelover · 4 months ago
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I have decided to update my list and sort everything that I write for in alphabetical order so that everyone who wants to request something has an easier time overviewing everything. Additionally I have decided to add to every show a few characters I especially adore writing about so that you can do me a little favor if you desire to do so💜.
Akame ga Kill!
𖹭Esdeath, Lubbock, Run, Wave𖹭
Akatsuki No Yona
ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིJae-Ha, Shin-Ah, Son Hakᡣ𐭩ྀི
Amnesia
❦Ikki, Kent, Shin, Toma, Ukyo❦
Angels of Death
۶ৎIsaac Foster۶ৎ
Arcane
❤︎Caitlyn, Ekko, Jinx, Silco, Vi, Viktor❤︎
Assassination Classroom
♥︎Chiba, Gakuho, Itona, Isogai, Karma, Koro-sensei (human form) Maehara♥︎
Attack On Titan
♡Eren, Floch, Jean, Levi, Mikasa, Pieck♡
Black Bullet
❀Kisara, Tamaki, Shouma❀
Black Butler
ᥫ᭡Ash, Bluewer, Gregory, Grell, Greenhill,Joker, Pluto, Redmond, Sebastian, Snake, Undertakerᥫ᭡
Black Clover
ᰔCharlotte, Finral, Fuegoleon, Gauche, Jack, Julius, Kirsch, Klaus, Langris, Leopold, Nacht, Nozel, Mereoleona, Raia, Rill, William, Vanessa, Vanica, Yami, Yuno,Zenon, Zoraᰔ
Bleach
ᯓᡣ𐭩Aizen, Byakuya, Gin, Grimmjow, Hisagi, Nanao, Senjumaru, Shinji, Ulquiorra, Unohana, Uraharaᯓᡣ𐭩
Blue Lock
ꨄ︎Bachira, Chigiri, Isagi, Nagi, Reo, Rin, Saeꨄ︎
Bungou Stray Dogs
‹𝟹Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor, Jouno, Kouyou, Mori, Nikolai‹𝟹
Chainsaw Man
₊˚⊹♡Aki, Kishibe, Makima₊˚⊹♡
Code Geass
⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡Cornelia, Lelouch, Schneizel⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
Cowboy Bebop
𝓛Faye Valentine, Spike Spiegel𝓛
Danganronpa
୨ৎAkane, Kirigiri, Kokichi, Nagito, Rantaro୨ৎ
Darker than Black
❤️Hei, Kirihara, November 11❤️
Deadman Wonderland
ㅤ♡ྀི ₊Takami, Kiyomasa, Kengamineㅤ♡ྀི ₊
Demon Slayer
𐙚Akaza, Giyu, Gyutaro, Muzan, Obanai𐙚
Death Note
ᡣ𐭩L, Light, Mello, Misa, Nearᡣ𐭩
Devilman Crybaby
༯Akira, Ryo༯
D. Gray-man
⊹₊⟡⋆Jasdevi, Kanda, Klaud Nine, Lavi, Sheril, Tyki⊹₊⟡⋆
Diabolik Lovers
-`♡´-Azusa, Kou, Richter, Ruki, Shu, Subaru-`♡´-
Dreaming Freedom
⟡ ݁₊ .Jeongmin, Juyeon, Siyun⟡ ݁₊ .
Dr. Stone
𝜗𝜚Gen, Hyoga, Ryusui, Senku, Tsukasa𝜗𝜚
Durarara!!
🧸ྀིCelty, Izaya,Kasuka, Shizuo🧸ྀི
Fairy Tail
❥Acnologia, Erza, Gray, Irene, Rogue, Sting, Zeref❥
Fire Force
𑁤Benimaru, Hinawa, Joker, Maki𑁤
Free!
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・Haruka, Ikuya, Rin°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
Fruits Basket
⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆Akito, Ayame, Hatori, Hatsuharu, Kyo⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Food Wars!
^ྀིHayama, Kobayashi, Kuga, Kurokiba, Tsukasa^ྀི
Fullmetal Alchemist
༝༚༝༚Envy, Greed, Ling Yao, Lust, Roy༝༚༝༚
Gintama
。 ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ 。Hijikata, Kamui, Sougo, Takasugi, Tsukuyo。 ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ 。
Haikyuu!!
✮⋆˙Akaashi, Bokuto, Kageyama, Nishinoya, Oikawa, Suna✮⋆˙
Harry Potter
✿Draco, Fred, George, Snape, Tom✿
Hellsing
𓆩♡𓆪Alucard, Bernadotte, Integra, Seras, The Captain𓆩♡𓆪
House of The Dragon
ֶָ֢Aegon, Aemond, Daemon, Jacaerys, Rhaenyraֶָ֢
How To Train Your Dragon
❣︎Astrid, Dagur, Heather, Hiccup❣︎
Hunter x Hunter
 ꫂ ၴႅၴChrollo, Feitan, Hisoka, Illumi, Killua, Kurapika, Pakunoda, Shalnark, Shaiapoufꫂ ၴႅၴ
Inuyasha
𐙚⋆°。⋆♡Kagura, Kikyo, Kohaku, Naraku, Sesshomaru𐙚⋆°。⋆♡
Inu x Boku SS
💋ྀིྀིKaruto, Miketsukami, Natsuma, Sorinozuka💋ྀིྀི
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
⛇☃︎Abbacchio, Anasui, DIO, Giorno, Jolyne, Kira, Risotto ⛇☃︎
Jujutsu Kaisen
ღChoso, Geto, Gojo, Megumi, Mei Mei, Nanami, Sukuna, Tojiღ
Kakegurui
∞Kirari, Mary, Midari, Ririka, Yumeko∞
Kakegurui Twin
🤍Juraku, Mary, Sakura🤍
Kamisama Kiss
ּ ֶָ֢.Kurama, Mizuki, Tomoeּ ֶָ֢.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
────୨ৎ────Byakuran, Collonello (True Form), Dino, Fon (True Form), Hibari, Mukuro, Reborn (True Form)────୨ৎ────
Kuroko's Basketball
⋆.˚🦋༘⋆Akashi, Aomine, Himuro, Kise, Murasakibara⋆.˚🦋༘⋆
Lord of the Rings
⋆Aragorn, Arwen, Eowyn, Legolas, Galadriel⋆
Lupin lll
⋆. 𐙚 ˚Daisuke, Fujiko, Goemon, Lupin⋆. 𐙚 ˚
Maid-sama
⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡Hinata, Misaki, Takumi⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Marvel (The Movies)
💗ྀིBlack Widow, Black Panther, Captain America, Deadpool, Iron Man, Killmonger, Loki, Wolverine💗ྀི
Mirai Nikki
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖Akise, Minene, Yuno˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖
My Hero Academia
⋆˙⟡Dabi, Hawks, Mirko, Monoma, Shigaraki, Shouto, Tamaki⋆˙⟡
Naruto
ᯓ ᡣ𐭩Itachi, Minato, Obito, Sasuke, Shisui, Tobirama, Tsunadeᯓ ᡣ𐭩
Noragami
.☘︎ ݁˖Bishamonten, Kazuma, Kofuku, Yato.☘︎ ݁˖
One Piece (Anime + Live Action)
♡ྀིAce, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Kid, Law, Luffy, Mihawk, Robin, Rosinante, Sanji, Smoker♡ྀི
Ouran High School Host Club
࣪ ִֶָ☾.Hikaru, Kaoru, Kyoya, Tamaki࣪ ִֶָ☾.
Owari No Seraph
⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪Crowley, Ferid, Horn, Shinya, Urd⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪
Pandora Hearts
☆Elliot, Gilbert, Jack, Oswald, Vincent, Xerxes☆
Sailor Moon
♱Blue Saphire, Crimson Rubeus, Green Esmeraude, Jadeite, Kunzite, Nephrite, Prince Demande, Queen Beryl, Queen Nehellenia, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Mars, Sailor Moon, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Venus, Tuxedo Mask, Zoisite♱
Samurai Champloo
‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹Jin, Mugen‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹
Secret Alliance
💖Chae Yul💖
Servamp
𓆩❤︎𓆪All of Love, Lawless, Licht, Sleepy Ash, Tsubaki𓆩❤︎𓆪
Seven Deadly Sins
˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗Arthur, Ban, Derieri, Gilthunder, Merlin˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗
Sirius
ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـDorothea, Hideomi, Yulilyﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ
Souleater
‎♡‧₊˚Asura, Death The Kid, Franken Stein, Medusa‎♡‧₊˚
Star Wars (The Movies)
◡̈Anakin, Darth Maul, Leia, Luke, Kylo Ren◡̈
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ 𓇼Aayla Secura, Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Asaji Ventress, Darth Maul, Kit Fisto, Obi Wan Kenobi, Rex, Savage Opress, Shaak Ti𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ 𓇼
The Addams Family (1991 + 1993)
જ⁀➴ ♡Gomez Addams, Morticia Addamsજ⁀➴ ♡
The Boys
✗♡✗♡Butcher, Homelander, Kimiko, Queen Maeve, Soldier Boy✗♡✗♡
The Case Study of Vanitas
.ᐟAstolfo, Dominique, Jeanne, Noé, Vanitas.ᐟ
The Glory
♛Do-yeong, Dong-eun, Hye-jeong, Jae-joon, Sa-ra, Yeo-jong, Yeon-jin♛
Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun
ʚɞHanako, Hyuuga, Minamoto, Tsuchigomori, Tsukasaʚɞ
The Vampire Diaries
♱⃓Damon, Elijah, Niklaus, Kol, Rebekah♱⃓
Tokyo Ghoul
١٥٧٤♡Arima, Ayato, Eto, Kaneki, Tsukiyama١٥٧٤♡
Tokyo Revengers
♡ ̆̈Baji, Chifuyu, Inue, Izana, Kazutora, Kokonoi, Mikey♡ ̆̈
Twilight (The Movies)
✮Alec, Alice, Aro, Caius, Carlisle, Demetri, Embry, Jacob, Jane, Jared, Jasper, Leah, Marcus, Paul, Seth✮
Vampire Knight
⭑.ᐟAkatsuki, Cross, Hanabusa, Kaname, Rima, Ruka, Senri, Takuma, Yagari, Zero⭑.ᐟ
Vinland Saga
⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆Askeladd, Canute, Thorfinn⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Yu Yu Hakusho
𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀིHiei, Kurama, Yusuke𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི
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findelyfantasy · 8 months ago
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Hiii, i just discovered your blog and i really like your fics (i haven't yet reblogged or liked them but i will do so, i promise!) and the way you portray the characters! I saw that your requests are open and i wanted to ask if you could do a sfw alphabet with Kili?
If your requests are not open or you don't want to do this, feel free to tell me! Again i love the portrayal of the characters and your fics are very sweet!!
I would love to do this! Kili is such a great character and I love writing about him. Sorry for the wait by the way! Work has been keeping me really busy (I feel like I say that every time I post, but it's true lol).
Here you go!
Sfw Alphabet: Kili
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Kili is very affectionate with you. He’s always looking at you affectionately and loves to hold your hand or kiss you. Physical affection is one of his favorite ways to show his love for you.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Kili would be a great best friend. He’s pretty playful but also super sweet, so he’s fun to be around. He’s also a great listener and loves to lend an ear whenever you’re having a problem you need to talk out, and is always willing to help you when you need it.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Kili enjoys cuddling a lot! He especially likes to rest his head in your lap or act as the “little spoon” when you’re lying in bed together.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
He does! Kili loves the idea of settling down and spending quiet moments with you. He can cook pretty well. It’s nothing fancy but his food always smells and tastes really good. Cleaning takes a little bit more work from him but that’s mainly because he had different ideas of “clean” than you do, but once he figures out how you like things he sticks to that, making your shared living space clean for a long while.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
There would be a lot of discussion that goes into the decision, and there would be some tears from both of you, but Kili would break up with his partner in a way that is respectful to himself and you. He would comfort you through your emotions on the subject and is more than happy to remain friends with you after a breakup.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Kili loves the idea of commitment. He wants to get married within a couple of months. With all of the war he’s seen and the traveling he’s done, Kili understands that time can pass quickly and things happen unexpectedly, so he wants to jump on the chance to get married if that’s something you want as well.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Kili is super gentle, especially with you. Being a dwarf comes with a lot of built-in physical strength, so when he makes contact with you his touch is feather-light. He never wants to hurt you in any way, which leads him to be gentler than he needs to be in certain circumstances.
Emotionally, Kili is also really gentle. He’s always checking in on how you’re feeling and/or comforting you when you need it. He’s not afraid to be emotional with you when the situation calls for it, and he always does his best to say things to support you in whatever life season you’re in.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He does! Depending on your height, hugs can be a little bit awkward, when you’re both standing, but Kili loves to hug you regardless. He hugs you from the side when you two are standing beside each other and he always has his arms around you when you’re alone, especially if you’re both laying down.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Kili would have said it sooner if you didn’t make him so nervous. Much like his motivations to settle down, Kili has a sense of urgency when it comes to saying “I love you”, so it’s said relatively quickly in your relationship. Once he told you that he loved you the first time, there was no stopping him. Every chance he gets Kili is telling you how much he loves you because he really does feel it deeply.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Kili doesn’t get jealous actually. He’s so enamored with you (much like you are with him) that he doesn’t you for a moment. If there was someone else vying for your affection, Kili pays them no mind because he trusts you and your judgement and knows that you love him over anyone else. He’s very secure in that way.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Kili’s kisses are gentle like his touches, but they can be more forceful in moments of passion. He loves kissing the tops of your hands especially, and on your arms as well. Kili likes to be kissed anywhere on his face. He can’t describe why, but he really likes it when you do that.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Kili loves children! He loves to play with them and pick them up and tries his best to be helpful if a little one gets hurt. He’s very sweet with children overall.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
No matter what your morning routine looks like, Kili just wants to be a part of it. Mornings are spent together over any other way. You both eat breakfast at or around the same time and Kili is always waiting for you in bed or not very far off somewhere else to wish you good morning.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Nights with Kili also have an element of togetherness. The two of you get ready for bed while telling each other stories of your respective days or talking about moments that you spent together throughout the day before getting in bed and going to sleep.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Kili would reveal things about himself fairly quickly. It’s easy for him to talk about his family, like his mother or his brother Fili, so you would discover many aspects of him and his life relatively fast. He’s a very open person that doesn’t like to keep things under wraps for a long time, so he just tells you about it when the time is right.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He’s not easily angered but if something has been bothering him (especially if it has to do with something or someone that affected you negatively in some way) there is a possibility that he will snap and lash out. He never directs his anger at you though.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Kili forgets the odd detail, but he mostly remembers everything that you tell him about yourself.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
His favorite moment of your relationship is when you kissed him for the first time! It caught him off guard because you did it out of the blue after running into some danger and surviving. He loved your confidence and how it felt to kiss you.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Kili is super protective of those he cares about, and you are no exception. He’s always going out of his way to protect you, whether that’s in small ways like catching you when you stumble, or in bigger ways such as fighting to protect you from certain dangers.
As for being protected himself, Kili loves it when you fight for him physically. He finds it very brave of you to use your strength to keep him from danger (even though he’d prefer that you were protected from danger at all times) and always expresses his gratitude after the two of you are safe once again.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Although things like dates, anniversaries, and gifts aren’t ever very extravagant, the effort that Kili puts into them is apparent. He likes to take his time to plan special events and gifts in great detail, sometimes even weeks before the time comes for you to experience or see them. He also takes great care to do tasks that you’re too tired for after a long day or simply things you don’t like doing to show his appreciation for you.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
One “bad” habit of Kili’s is that he often forgets to take care of himself in his pursuit to make you more comfortable. There are times when you have to remind him to wash or rest, which he appreciates.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Kili is very concerned with his looks when it comes to comparison to others. He doesn’t look a lot like other dwarves, so he often feels self-conscious of his appearance, such as his amount of facial hair and other aspects of his appearance that he feels are noticeable and dislikable.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He would for a while, but over time he would realize that he is, and can be, fine on his own.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Kili is really good at skipping stones in water. He can make them go really far and do lots of hops.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Kili does not like it when an individual has a lack of compassion and justice. He knows right and wrong and it bothers him when people are selfish enough to ignore those facts and refuse to take action when there is a problem at hand. He also hates it when people take action but are unkind about it. To Kili, people cannot work together harmoniously if stubbornness is present whether that is in a romantic relationship or otherwise.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
He subconsciously makes noises in his sleep, especially if he’s about to wake up but not entirely conscious. It’s something between a growl and a snore, and every time you bring it up to Kili he has no idea what you’re talking about because he isn’t aware that it’s happening.
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Good Omens Fic Recs - Through the Ages
Title* || Author || Rating** || Category || Genre*** || Words || Summary
*any title in blue is locked to AO3 users only
**(G) General Audiences - (T) Teen - (M) Mature - (E) Explicit
***(A) Angst - (H) Hurt/Comfort - (F) Fluff
Organized by alphabetical order, not my ratings of them. These are just some of my favorite fics, not to be taken too seriously.
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"Adrift" || Aethelflaed || T || M/M || HF || 15,117
Angels don't experience physical touch the way humans do. The simple brush of a hand can form a connection that is powerful, intimate, and far more than Aziraphale can handle. Only one other being has experienced this phenomenon, a demon, so much his opposite and so very much the same. Can they learn to forge connections that don't overwhelm them, or will Aziraphale spend eternity never quite connecting with the world around him? (Fandom Trumps Hate fic for Ineffablelawr)
"all devoured, feet and hands" || Kaesa || M || M/M || AH || 6,817
Aziraphale has been sent to deal with an uptick in demonic activity in Heorot, and, it seems, Crowley has been sent to fetch a demon chef back for Hell, and they decide to pool their resources. But then they get abducted by a monster, so that throws a bit of a wrench into that plan.
"as above, so below" || abbzeh || T || M/M || F || 6,292
To Crowley’s slowly growing horror, he finds he likes being around the angel, Aziraphale. At first, he had thought it was the lingering amusement from the Garden of Eden, that the angel had given up his flaming sword so willingly in defiance of God. He had then thought it the satisfaction of successfully tempting the angel to eat human food (and imagine his surprise when Aziraphale had fallen so in love with human food that when they meet again in Rome, he takes Crowley out for oysters). It takes him a good while to realise that it is neither of those things. Rather, Crowley just likes being with Aziraphale.
"A Soft Place to Land" || gaydreaming || T || Multi || H || 2,246
That night in 1941, shortly after Crowley leaves the bookshop for the evening, he returns with guests, having stumbled across two unaccompanied children in an alley that was destroyed by bombs. He joins forces with Aziraphale to make sure that the children are safe.
"Being Gentle" || Sodium_Azide || M || Multi || H || 28,430
Principalities are built for war. Only for war. However, as bewildering as it may be, on Earth sometimes peace breaks out. He felt like a siege catapult attempting to skip pebbles on a pond. Aziraphale, a very gentle angel created to defend Eden against all of the horrible might of Hell, does his very best to be soft.
"Black Shuck" || fenrislorsrai || T || Gen || HF || 13,193
“Do you two know each other?” said the merchant. “No.” Being said in perfect unison made it a very unconvincing no. ----- An unexpected meeting in 1577 in Suffolk ends with a fake marriage, dinner, some community theatre, and a smiting. Also a lot of feelings.
"Blast Radius" || EdosianOrchids901 || T || M/M || H || 2,260
Crowley is trapped in Gomorrah when Heaven attacks. He’s caught in the blast radius of the holy smiting, too hurt to move. He only has one hope of survival: Aziraphale. But will Aziraphale disobey orders to save him, or leave him to die?
"Clever Angels" || takemetotheworld || T || Gen || A || 4,085
The girl, perhaps four or five years older, put an arm around her brother, and he leaned automatically against her side, hugging her leg. “He’s an angel,” she told him solemnly. She looked up at Crawley, eyes glowing with fervor. “Aren’t you? God sent an angel to save us.” A low snarl rippled from Crawley’s throat. “I’m not an angel,” he spat, striding menacingly toward her. “And I didn’t come from God. God’s the one who sent the flood in the first place. God tried to drown you all. And there was an angel here, but he buggered off as soon as the rain started and hasn’t shown his sorry face since. I’m a demon, and I saved you. Got it?” ------ Aziraphale and Crawley meet again before the flood. Crawley has questions, Aziraphale has doubts, and they both have choices to make.
"Eleventh-Hour Arrangements" || SparkKeyper || T || Gen || HF || 3,297
Set in 1984. Heaven’s negligence leaves Aziraphale with a near-impossible deadline for submitting his annual report. Crowley steps in to help and together they hurry to meet the deadline and protect the Arrangement.  ------- Originally written for the 2020 Aro Way Challenge.
"Five Times Aziraphale Saves Crowley (And One Time He Fails)" || Captain_Kieren || T || M/M || H || 30,448
Basically what it says on the tin. 1. Holy Water 2. Exorcised 3. Thrown 4. Stabbed 5. Demon Hunter +1. Betrayed
"From the Hand of the Wicked" || On1OccasionFork || T || M/M || H || 6,213
By the time they reach the crucifixion of Christ, Aziraphale realises that he has managed to meet Crowley at least once a century over the past seven hundred years. Sometimes it’s happenstance. Most of the time, it is decidedly not.
"Gods Gonna Cut You Down" || Wanderingsilvan || T || Multi || AF || 8,165
Trouble is stirring in the Wild West which unfortunately catches both Heaven and Hell's interest. To respectively remedy and worsen the situation they both call upon their agents on Earth, neither of who have any interest in going to the Americas and traveling through the dirt, dust, and cowshit. Unluckily for them neither of their head offices particularly cares about what they do or don't want to do.
"Have You Met My Lover" || Asking_for_a_Friend || M || M/M || F || 6,992
In the course of their long lives, Aziraphale and Crowley have found themselves in all sorts of uncomfortable situations. And pretending that they are a couple was a solution to exactly five of them. This is the story of those five occasions.
"Heaven's Best and Brightest" || cyankelpie || M || M/M || AH || 22,683
Another smiting. Another failure. Aziraphale didn’t understand why it had to be this way. Seems to me, said the voice in Aziraphale’s head that sounded like Crawly, if destruction’s such a central part of your purpose, it shouldn’t feel so wrong. It’s ineffable, Aziraphale told the voice, as he always did.
"If we dare" || MetalMiez || G || M/M || H || 3,155
It had been a wild ride after the church bombing and the magic show. But even after Crowley left the bookshop late that night, Aziraphale couldn't stay in there on his own for long. After wandering through the destroyed city, he happens to meet Crowley at the ruined church once again. But an unfortunate turn of events forces them together once more.
"In Care of the Dark" || PinkPenguinParade || T || M/M || H || 7,592
“Angel... I will help you, if you let me.” The faint light caught on wet curls, gleamed in golden eyes. Aziraphale took a breath, and another, and let go. “Close your eyes,” the demon said, moving closer to him. “Trust me. Trust me.” Heaven help him, he did. Or, Crawly finds Aziraphale in rough shape after Sodom and Gomorrah, and helps.
"Inside the Ark" || atimefeeler || T || M/M || AH || 12,977
Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids. (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.) Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves. They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?
"In the City" || atimefeeler || M || M/M || AH || 13,271
Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids. (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.) Scene 3: Sodom and Gomorrah. Crawley and Aziraphale save some sinners. “Would you believe me if I said ‘God’s a bit tetchy’?”
"Is that you, Crowley?" || freddie_221b || G || M/M || F || 1,601
I was just minding my own business, scrolling through pinterest a few months ago, when I came across this absolutely STUNNING fanart, and immediately fell deeply in love with it. The product of said unconditional love, is this short fic that I finally dragged my head out of my arse to write. I'm really pleased with this, so I hope anyone reading enjoys this, and an ineffable amount of thanks to princeloww for being a stunning beta reader (and probably being too nice) and to Devrila for creating this stunning piece!
"It's okay I can see in the Dark" || moonyliaa || T || M/M || H || 3,166
It is a night with no stars in the sky. No moon to light the way. Aziraphale should be afraid of the demon that suddenly stands next to him. He can't see him, only hear him (and feel him). Why does this demon make the unbearable and suffocating darkness more bearable?   Aziraphale can’t see in the dark, Crowley can.
"It's Only a Matter of, Mine" || theplushfrog || G || Gen || A || 2,821
See the thing about time is that it isn’t so much a straightforward thing. The idea that time marches ever onward in a neat and tidy line really couldn’t be further from the truth. Time is like water. Well, also very much not, but minds can only hold so much, so for the purposes of explaining–time is like water. It moves in rivers, but also streams, creeks that twist and loop. It pools into ponds and lakes, then expands past thought into oceans and tides and–you see that this is all very difficult to keep within the metaphor. -- Crowley has a unique relationship with time.
"lay me down in ash again" || abbzeh || T || M/M || HF || 9,957
For better or worse, Crowley is his friend. His friend who, for better or for worse, Aziraphale wants to protect. After all, Crowley has always come through for him, has he not? All the times that Aziraphale has got himself into some sort of trouble or sticky situation, Crowley has shown up, the rustle of his dark-hued feathers more a comfort than Aziraphale will ever be able to describe. Being rescued from the Tower of London during that thug Cromwell’s reign, being rescued from the Bastille. If Aziraphale were of the swooning mentality, well, he would be positively swooning.
"leave the ruins where they fall" || abbzeh || T || M/M || F || 7,924
“But–but why are you doing this?” Crawley just sighs, suddenly looking and sounding exhausted as she leans back against the wall. Her head is tilted towards the ceiling, fiery ringlets falling around her in waves. “They deserve someone who’ll hear them, Angel,” she murmurs, and there’s something in her voice that gives Aziraphale pause. It reminds him of the transformed goats and hidden children, skyward looks beneath starlit skies. “Someone who won’t abandon them the minute they start asking questions or asking for help.” “The All-Mighty wouldn’t abandon them,” Aziraphale protests, but it comes out weak. “Wouldn’t She, Angel?” Crawley asks quietly, a look in her eyes that always makes Aziraphale’s false insides squirm. And Aziraphale has no answer to that.
"Lessons in childrearing and other nefarious deeds" || Chrissy22 || G || M/M || HF || 24,448
The first baby that Crawley ever held was Abel. He held him awkwardly at arms length, unsure what he was meant to do with this small creature he’d been handed, whose head was now tilting backward at an odd angle. The baby let out a noise that Crawley knew was the prelude to tears. “Don’t hold him like that, what’s the matter with you?” Eve asked, shifting Crawley’s arms until the baby was cradled in his arms. In Eden, in the Ark, on the Dowling’s estate, Crowley makes friends, saves children, accidentally becomes part of a few families, and overall just gets terribly entangled in the lives of the human beings he cares for. Aziraphale, in the meantime, pines.
"Let Me In Your Heart Again" || AshCommaMan, EmAndFandems || M || Multi || AHF || 63,800
"Could be anything," Crowley explained. Anything at all, say the word, nothing off limits from my end. Stupid. "And the way it works, you'd have the chance to say no. It's not that I force anyone into doing things. Just make it more appealing s'all. So. What do you want, Aziraphale?" "I want—" The apple, the whole damn Garden. He flapped his hands uselessly in the air. "I want..." You. I want to be free. "Well. Perhaps a nap." His voice was nothing more than a whisper.
"Mercy" || TheGrammarHawk || T || Gen || H || 2,739
Aziraphale retreats into the ark to seek out Crawly's company despite the certain bad temper that awaits him. Somehow, finding the demon grieving and sick from exertion is not the most surprising revelation to be had. He had been unable to help the humans swept away by the floodwaters, but perhaps he can still comfort the one being he's started finding himself attached to.
"Our Time in the Sun" || Mahla || M || M/M || AHF || 104,950
If an angel can defy God by giving away the sword She gave to him, said angel is worth keeping an eye on. And such a rebellious angel could surely be tempted to do a lot more. Eden is boring, Hell is boring, and Heaven certainly seems to be, too - luckily for Crawly, Aziraphale seems to be far more interesting than anything else in God's creation. And definitely worth following around through history. Purely for Hellish reasons, of course. Or: An angel and a demon wade through the millennia and somehow keep running into one another. Does not include any scenes from the show, but occasionally the aftermath of them.
"Outside of Eden" || atimefeeler || T || M/M || H || 12,933
Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids. (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.) Scene 1: Outside the Garden. The First Children in Existence. Children, Crawley discovers, are superior to adults.
"Papyrus, Parchment, & Paper" || Sodium_Azide || M || Multi || H || 6,091
The Library of Alexandria is the jewel of the empire, and the pet project of the pharaohs. The head librarian is making it a true nexus of goodness and shared knowledge. Hell can't let that stand. They'll send their best demon to destroy it, and who is better at big wins than Crawly?
"Perceive Me as Who I Am" || Aethelflaed || T || M/M || H || 14,203
Demons have no internal sense of identity. Crowley is, in many ways, only "Crowley" as long as those around him--and he himself--perceive him that way. He maintains his tenuous grip on his identity through his actions, his speech, his appearance. But in Rome, he meets someone who can tear all that apart. And Aziraphale must find a way to put him back together. -- Cautiously, Aziraphale stuck his head through the door. It appeared to be empty, wooden floor and plaster shredded as if some wild animal had been locked inside. There was blood here and there, and it certainly wasn’t human. Tucked in the corner where the clay roof tiles nearly sloped to the floor, lay a bed, just a pallet stuffed with straw. A dark figure lay upon it, burrowed into so many blankets he almost couldn’t see the shape tremble. “Crowley?” He could sense the demonic energy, though not as powerful as usual. As if it were being hidden. “Are you...quite alright?”
"Perceptions" || EdosianOrchids901 || M || M/M || AH || 34,246
An attack by Hell sabotages Aziraphale and Crawley's not-quite-friendship. Injured and delirious, Aziraphale assumes it’s all Crawley’s fault. Can Crawley hide Aziraphale from Hell’s agents and save him anyway?
"Please Don't Touch Me" || biscuits_and_whiskey || M || Multi || H || 4,404
In 1600's, in the New World colonies, Aziraphale is called to a town besot with a disastrous fishing shortage. They sourced the cause to a mysterious monster that poisoned the waters and killed the fish. The truth, of course, is both more complicated and far worse than Aziraphale could've imagined.
"Pull Up the ladder When the Flood Comes" || midnightdragons || T || Multi || H || 16,940
Aziraphale’s face dawned with a sudden understanding. He knelt to the ground beside Crawley, slowly and purposefully, never breaking his gaze until his eyes flicked to Crawley’s wing. A silent question. Crawley did not answer for a long moment. He couldn’t breathe, his throat constricting in on itself. Did he trust this angel? Could he trust this angel? Did he really have enough faith in Aziraphale, who he had spent little to no time with since the Garden, to not harm these children? (Or: Crawley saves children during the Flood in Mesopotamia, and finds himself in an even more jeopardizing situation as he seeks out shelter. Aziraphale struggles with his own internal conflict, but attempts to help all the same.)
"sanctuary" || Anonymous || T || M/M || AF || 22,365
“You’re staring.” “Oh dear,” says Aziraphale, completely unapologetic. “How rude of me.” Crowley begins to smile something slow, bright, and lovely, but he schools it with a bite to his lower lip. Aziraphale thinks of the way he looked two millennia ago, pressed up against the wall with Aziraphale's blessing healing his wounds, the only demon to experience divine ecstasy and live to tell the tale. How Aziraphale's hands itch to do it again, and again, and again. Crowley opens his mouth as if to say something, but then stops and spins around instead to go back to stirring the curry. “Shut up,” he says to the stove, flustered.
"so don't go (where i can't follow)" || liber_solis || M || M/M || AH || 10,265
"Angel. What have you done? Answer me!" Crowley shouts. "I'm dying, Crowley." Or There's a reason why Crowley hates the 14th century
"Still Hope" || TogetherAgain || T || Gen || H || 15,809
Sometimes, cities are destroyed. It is never an easy thing to bear witness to. It never seems to get any easier. But not all is lost. And sometimes, just knowing that is enough. “It’s all a bit too familiar, isn’t it?” he said, his voice quiet and thick and huskier than usual. Aziraphale let out a breath he hadn’t realised he was holding. “Far too familiar,” he agreed. They were both staring straight ahead, but putting their backs to the destruction didn’t mean they couldn’t still see it blazing harshly in their minds.
"The Angel of Alexandria" || ImprobableDreams900 || T || Gen || AF || 19,843
Crowley has never had good experiences with Aziraphale and burning buildings filled with books.
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" || ImprobableDreams900 || G || Gen || F || 8,445
Now Crowley went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal, cause he was in a bind and way behind and he was willing to make a deal.
"The Firstborn" || erinacea || T || Gen || HF || 14,262
Thousands of years before the birth of the Antichrist, Crowley and Aziraphale already acted as godfathers for the first children ever born: Cain and Abel. You didn't think those initials were coincidence, did you?
"The Quiet, Persistent, Gnawing Unease" || LollipopCop || M || M/M || H || 20,851
Aziraphale looked away, and poured himself another drink. “In any case, that looked unpleasant and I’m sorry to hear that’s a regular occurrence for you.” Crowley felt weird, like he wanted to yell and punch a wall and cry and hug Aziraphale all at once. He settled on being defensive. “Oh, save it. You probably think it’s what we demons deserve for our wickedness.” Aziraphale’s gaze turned serious. “You don’t deserve that, Crowley,” he said, quietly but firmly. ~ An exploration of the serious toll Hell's physical and psychological grip has taken on Crowley since his Fall.
"Treading Water" || biscuits_and_whiskey || G || Gen || A || 3,151
In 3004 BC, the Great Flood has arrived and killed countless of the unchosen. Crawly, unwilling to stand by and do nothing, manages to save some children, but still has to contend with the dangers of the oceanic levels of water. As days pass, the despair grows, all the while Crawly tries to keep it together for the sake of his charges. After all, they didn't deserve this.
"Warning coloration" || WoodsWitch || T || M/M || F || 10,861
"It was hard to keep your guard up around someone so open and friendly and charming. And lovely, whispered a treacherous thought. It was dangerous beauty, Aziraphale tried to remind himself. Black, red, yellow - warning coloration, like a coral snake or a wasp. A helpful sign saying: Do not touch." Basically 6000 years of Aziraphale trying to figure out what Crowley's deal is, and some of the heavenly conditioning that makes that difficult. Of course, he was largely correct to start off with - he's just over-thinking it a bit. Note: Crowley's pronouns are all over the place in this. That was intentional, meant to reflect either how he/she/they are presenting at various points in history...but just a heads up, in case the first swap or two is jarring.
"What it Means to Be A Demon" || Aethelfaed || T || M/M || AH || 32,284
After an especially harrowing trip to Hell, Crawley arrives in a tiny Mesopotamian village, where he encounters a familiar face. But Aziraphale soon realizes Crawley isn't acting like his old self. Between his foul mood, his mysterious injuries, and his refusal to talk, the demon is certainly hiding something. What has brought Crawley to Gu'Edena? And is there anything Aziraphale can do? (Contains scenes of violence and abuse, though not graphically described. Tags will be updated with each chapter; check beginning notes for chapter-specific TWs.)
"wild blue yonder" || rainbowumbrella || T || M/M || HF || 7,028
“Yes,” Aziraphale concedes, “but all that arguing and getting arrested was terribly tiring. I rather think that I would like a rest.” Silence falls over them for a while, Crowley just letting himself enjoy the gentle rocking of the waves. He’s certainly not a big fan of ships, he’s long since decided, but he does enjoy that much - the gentle rocking, the sound of the wood creaking, the water sloshing. And the smell, he thinks he rather likes the smell of the sea as well. Eventually, though, Aziraphale breaks the silence by asking, “do you remember the last time we were on a boat together?” “‘Course,” Crowley replies back. “The Ark. Won’t be forgetting that in a hurry, will I?” *** Getting thrown into the brig of a ship in His Royal Navy is not, in fact, the first time Crowley and Aziraphale have been in close quarters on a ship together.
"Your Love, Clad in Empathy" || Aliencritters || T || M/M || AH || 3,329
“You said you wouldn’t stand by and watch me die,” Crowley said. “Not discorporate.” Aziraphale looked away. “I, uh, suppose I did,” he said. “Awful thing, watching someone bleed out.” — OR: Crowley gets stabbed during a battle and Aziraphale is there to stitch him up and pick up the pieces.
"5 Times Aziraphale was Almost Discorporated and One Time He Actually was" || charliebrown1234 || M || Multi || H || 29,011
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DHMIS teachers answers if you asked them the interview questions
Where do you live?
Sketchbook: In the dark, sometimes.
Tony: Midwest.
Shrignold: Far away from you.
Colin: Indoors, outdoors, sideways, vertical, and horizontal.
Spinach Can: Ping-pong galleria with my friend Schmuck.
Steak Guy: In your house!
Lamp: A magic barn.
What do you like to eat?
Sketchbook: I’m on a liquid diet.
Tony: It’s in the attic somewhere.
Shrignold: Something very warm.
Colin: Extra large cereal.
Spinach Can: Cardboard
Steak Guy: I can’t believe you would ask me that.
Lamp: Pink bones, red fibers, and a spinning wheel.
What is your favorite color?
Sketchbook: Green. Is this a trick question? It’s green.
Tony: Tan.
Shrignold: Lots and lots of purple.
Colin: The one with five letters.
Spinach Can: What color is grass?
Steak Guy: Grey horses.
Lamp: You're being too silly right now, you have to stop.
Do you like cows or goats?
Sketchbook: Anything yellow.
Tony: It doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters to me.
Shrignold: A baby sheep, is that like a goat?
Colin: Lizards.
Spinach Can: I made a cow mad once, and then got Cow Mad Syndrome.
Steak Guy: Big ones. Just the big ones.
Lamp: It jumps over the moon!
Do you have brown hair?
Sketchbook: Only on Tuesdays.
Tony: Are you stupid?
Shrignold: Lime green, like my mothers.
Colin: I asked you first!
Spinach Can: You should stop asking me that, I'll give it back later.
Steak Guy: It just gets stuck like this sometimes.
Lamp: Yesterday I saw a dog, but it was an evil dog. Don't ask me how I know.
What is your blood type?
Sketchbook: I had to glue some on myself so they'd stop bothering me.
Tony: Just a big clump.
Shrignold: I don't know, they all look the same.
Colin: I can't remember what it looks like! It’s very shy.
Spinach Can: What the *beep* is blood?
Steak Guy: Blood? Is that what they call it nowadays?
Lamp: Theres worms in me.
What are you allergic to?
Sketchbook: Having a nose.
Tony: It changes every day, and has been for the past 977 days.
Shrignold: Absolutely positively everything.
Colin: Fish paste.
Spinach Can: Eggshells, all of them. They pushed me down the stairs once.
Steak Guy: I don't need one!
Lamp: The Boogeyman. We’re on bad terms.
Whats your favorite idea?
Sketchbook: Anything but this question.
Tony: The giant bird that appears in my dreams sometimes.
Shrignold: My favorite pair of shoes.
Colin: My idea website. It generates ideas, like fun ways to hold a spoon.
Spinach Can: Hammers! Lots of hammers! And a nickel!
Steak Guy: Throwing my keys into a hole.
Lamp: TV shows about Alaska.
What do you find exciting?
Sketchbook: Big balloons, the alphabet, kites, gas planets, carpentry, a sock. The rest is personal.
Tony: Basements with creaky stairs.
Shrignold: Moths in small amounts.
Colin: Every 14th day of the month.
Spinach Can: A really really really small traffic cone, that tells you when you're going to die.
Steak Guy: Mold.
Lamp: Four trampolines.
What happened after the olden days?
Sketchbook: TVs started using colors, and now people are ungrateful.
Tony: I’m not playing your little game.
Shrignold: Everyone got sad, so I had to help them.
Colin: There were three wars, four explosions, and two train crashes, all in 1958.
Spinach Can: The world got mucky and ate dirt and beans.
Steak Guy: A rude mouse flipped the bird at me.
Lamp: They had bigger and bigger dreams, and then everyone got so big, they had to stop eating foods that made them dream big. The moral of this story is that you should wash your hands twice a day.
What are you scared of?
Sketchbook: Medium-sized rodents.
Tony: 7:00pm.
Shrignold: Whatever you're scared of.
Colin: A pound of sand.
Spinach Can: Mud crunching.
Steak Guy: Holes in pudding.
Lamp: The big night sky we’ll all get lost in one day.
What are your hobbies?
Sketchbook: Throwing vegetables at paintings, you should try it one day.
Tony: Watching people blink.
Shrignold: I sew clothes for my friends, but their first question is always, “How do you know my exact measurements? I never told you them.” You just can’t please everyone.
Colin: Data analyzation, accounting, coding, excessive security measurements.
Spinach Can: It’s beach ball related, if you know what I mean.
Steak Guy: Meat hobbies.
Lamp: Finding used cigarettes on the ground and taping them together to make a big cigarette, I call it The Ultimate.
What is your favorite song?
Sketchbook: Banging plastic together, if thats a song.
Tony: The Screaming Album, 1938.
Shrignold: I made all of them up.
Colin: Trapezoid Angles by Super Henry 3
Spinach Can: Four of them and they’re bad.
Steak Guy: Just noises?
Lamp: Mr. Bungle
Where do you go on holiday?
Sketchbook: My imaginary imagination place.
Tony: I just walk around.
Colin: If I leave my house, I die instantly.
Shrignold: Every day is a holiday if you know what you're doing.
Spinach Can: Mister Loopy’s Pizza Restaurant that I keep getting kicked out of.
Steak Guy: Where all the pigs are.
Lamp: Nightmare Land.
Who do you love?
Sketchbook: The letter B
Tony: Boys? Girls?
Shrignold: Please don't.
Colin: My toothpaste bottle cap.
Spinach Can: Cheese thrown against the window.
Steak Guy: Finger soup! Teeth! Orphans!
Lamp: The giraffe I met once, that I went on adventures with.
What is love?
Sketchbook: Anything that smiles.
Tony: Something not very important.
Shrignold: Do you want me to tell you? I’m a little busy.
Colin: One of the twelve main Brain Viruses.
Spinach Can: Endless sink drains.
Steak Guy: A string of hair. A lot of hair.
Lamp: It grows two legs, and then one day it’ll kill you.
What do you dream of?
Sketchbook: Pools and pools of blood tubes.
Tony: It all became a blur to me, I had to stop before I went mad.
Shrignold: So many little squirrels eating me.
Colin: Untied shoelaces.
Spinach Can: Peanuts, but they keep spelling their name wrong.
Steak Guy: Markets that only sell one type of vinegar oil.
Lamp: I can’t dream, I have a condition.
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l'manburg language headcanons
okay so i havent sat down and actually created a language for lmanburg but I hc that they have their own language & here are hcs for that language. its a mashup of all the languages that the members speak. i know that a language couldn't really develop in the timeframe so I'm speeding up the development because i want to.
Slang / Phrases
first, it exists withing minecraft, so internet/minecraft lingo and phrases are commonplace (ie: pots, spawn, etc)
l'manburg was born out of conflict, so many phrases and slang are often violent.
because many prolific figures (c!tommy with prime, c!wilbur with being phil's son, c!eret with the herobrine stuff, c!dream with the XD stuff) are heavily religous / associated with religion, religious phrases are also very common.
there are different words for non-canon death, a canon death, and the last canonical death (the one that kills kills you)
Actual Language
l'manburg's language is a mix of british english, french, dutch, spanish, german, latin, and ancient greek. because it is such a new language, some words are the exact same as the English (given that english is the common language) words.
all military/war words have absolutely no english ties (as to provide secrecy). most are a mix of french, latin, and ancient greek (latin and ancient greek comes from c!tommy & c!wilbur, because they were taught by c!techno)
words pertaining nationality, home, or base are a mix of french (l'-), german (-manburg), and dutch (man). Most are french.
words pertaining to money or commerce are dutch & english inspired.
words pertaining to farming are inspired by ancient greek (c!techno again)
words pertaining to government/high authority are often a mix of latin, french, and english (c!wilbur is fucking obsessed with french & latin)
anything related to food is inspired by german and ancient greek.
Context / Timeline
quackity's arrival made spanish inspired words/phrases more abundant.
schlatt made american phrases and spellings very common.
the manburg administration attempted to phase out the language, but was unsuccessful.
new lmanburg caused many more phrases based on death, nature, rot, and renewal.
new lmanburg put a lot of emphasis on philosophical, poetic, descriptive, and physiological words.
words regarding cops, police, and laws are closely tied with negative words such as evil, thief, and traitor.
manburg replaced many religious words and phrases with more neutral alternatives.
the first words created in the new language were military moves and tools.
new lmanburg's descriptive words were often enderian words translated into the latin alphabet (as c!ranboo, the minute man, was the one who used and created them)
lmanburg was often underdeveloped in governmental words pertaining to the running of a country.
okay thats all i have for rn but i might add on to this when i think of it. also if u have any questions/requests please ask i love answering questions /gen
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Yandere platonic Dark Cacao alphabet ( A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H ) :
A : 1) Authority: Do they see themselves as above their obsession?
- Yes, he is Dark Choco father, he see himself absolutely above his son and Dark Choco should do obey everything he said. His son is young, stupid and reckless (regardless of whether is the young or old version of Dark Choco. In Dark Cacao's defense, he's 100+ years old, it's hard not to see your son as a child) and he is his father, he always know and do best for him.
2) Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
- He love languages are Acts of service and Quality time. As a king he is very busy, his free time is precious and he likes to enjoy it with his son ( especially when Dark Choco returns to his arms ). He is very protective of Dark Choco and would not hesitate to risk his life to protect his son, but Dark Cacao's acts of devotion for love can become very extreme (which is not a light thing even at begin since when he became a yandere), he can go from imprisoning Dark Choco to cutting out the tongue of anyone who dares to speak ill of him no matter how true or light it is.
B : 1) Can they cook or bake? Is they children responsible for their own food?
- Can cook but normal level, he wasn't born royalty and was an explorer, of course he knows how to cook for himself but i don't think he's very good at it considering i don't think he cares too much about whether his food tastes good or not but this may change when he starts cooking for his son. He doesn't cook for Dark Choco often because he's busy managing the country and increasing Dark Choco protection measures, actually at first during the early days of Dark Choco's life he never cooked for him that was the job of a servant, but gradually he changed because he realized how distant he had been to Dark Choco and wanted to change, you know cooking is also a language of love and even later all of Dark Choco food had to be cooked by him because Dark Cacao's mental state escalated, he slowly became a severely paranoid yandere, acting as if every food Dark Choco put in his mouth wasn't made by him then there was a 99.99999% chance Dark Choco would die from poisoning.
2) Blood : How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
- War, genocide, dismemberment people ,... In short, he doesn't mind being a Beast.
C : 1) Cruentus- How do they respond to children being hurt, both slightly and severely?
- Hell, the person who did it should wish that they and their family, those related to them have a quick death. Bonus : Their bodies will not be treated well, it is a pity that even innocent people do not have the right to wish for an intact corpse and a proper burial.
And did you know that in ancient times, in Asian cultures, if you committed a crime against the royal family, your entire living family generation would be killed, including your father's, mother's, and wife's (or husband's) relatives. (In my country, this is called "tru di cửu tộc")
2) Cruelty: How would they treat their children once abducted? Would they mock them?
-No, he will never mock Dark Choco. The closest thing he got was scolding Dark Choco when he thought his son did something stupid and potentially harmful to himself like trying to escape.
- He really tries his best to give Dark Choco the best he can, he pampers him as much as he can and treats him like a diamond with the strength of glass. Those who cause even the slightest scratch to Dark Choco will pay dearly.
D: 1) Disengage : What's their response to being ignored?
- Sadness, but he did nothing. To others he may seem like the embodiment of Satan, the demon of wrath, one small mistake and you will be beheaded, even if you are innocent you can still be beheaded but for Dark Choco he has the patience of a saint.
2) Dearest : Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their children will?
- I can't think of anything specific right now but there will definitely be, right now I just have a vague idea that he can stop Dark Choco from doing things that he thinks are harmful to Dark Choco.
E: 1) Enclosure: Where do they keep children ?
- In his castle of course, but the concern here is that if his yandere level gets too bad he might even force Dark Choco stay in his bedroom ( please don't think something weird, he is just overthinking and there is not ( or don't care) concept of private space anymore ) . That would make Dark Choco's situation even more hellish, being watched by your father who is also your captor 24/7 (Dark Cacao would move his office into his bedroom if he was crazy enough to force Dark Choco to stay in his room, he would do that to monitor his son after all, he would probably even cut down on going out as much as possible to only going out for meetings or fighting to protect his country, his country is the only thing left he cares about besides Dark Choco which makes them always together for days, weeks, months) is not a comfortable thing. Remember Yandere not mean to be healthy, to make the one they love happy, even platonic yandere.
2) Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their children ? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their children ?
- All his heart, his soul, his life is for his son. You hurt Dark Choco you hurt Dark Cacao, it even worse than you directly hurt Dark Cacao exponentially and it increases proportionally to his madness.
F : 1) Facade: Are they good at hiding their true intentions?
- He doesn't usually hide his intentions, actually in this platonic yandere relationship i see Dark Cacao never hides his true intentions because he's too strong and that doesn't fit his personality, he can easily get what he wants by force so why need to be histrionic, something that makes him so tired. But if put in a situation where Dark Cacao feels he needs to hide his intentions, he can also act a little, like putting on and keeping still a serious expressionless face or acting as if nothing is happening but inside he is in turmoil or thinking about doing something sinister, well it's little but he's very good at it, years of being king require you to have some degree of control over your expressions and you'd be surprised how useful it can be in "taking care" of his child.
Fight: How would they feel if their children fought back?
- My man is gonna be going through the 5 stages of grief as badly as an overthinking yandere can do, anger will be first it will be like " How dare he attack his father AGAIN ? Still not learned a lesson ? I do everything for his sake, I do so much for him and he treat me like THIS ? " , next could be depression although this emotion can also be in other stages like 4,5 for example it like " How could he treat his father like that? Or am I really the one at fault? Haven't I done enough? I still haven't fixed my mistake? ?Doesn't he love me? " This stage is worse the further back you go can move from sadness to actual depression, denial will be 3 he will convince himself that his son didn't try to hurt him even though it was obvious, that it was just a misunderstanding just an accident, that Dark Choco still loved him, he was just a childish boy who lacked control and attacked his father (Dark Choco really still loved him, it was just that Dark Cacao thought that after what he had done to Dark Choco from childhood to adulthood, he no longer loved him and that's really why he locked Dark Choco up, he didn't want to lose him... not again) and justify himself that his actions were right, 4 bargaining after trying to justify what he did in stage 3 he will try to point out the benefits of the wrongdoing he did mainly to appease himself, 5 Acceptance no matter how things turn out in the end, he will simply accept it and then do nothing to change it, until the next time he goes through the 5 stages of grief and it all starts over again.
G : 1) Garment : Do they take control of their children clothes?
- Control like what ??? Is whether Dark Choco gets to wear clothes or not and whether his clothes are good or not (nice, warm, not torn) depends on his behavior ? if so then NO, Dark Cacao isn't that bad, no matter how bad Dark Choco behaves, he's still given the best things materially. But if it's about whether he chose Dark Choco's clothes or not, does Dark Choco have the right to choose his clothes or not, did he do anything to Dark Choco's clothes or not ? Dark Cacao does choose clothes for his son but not always, most of the time he lets Dark Choco choose his own clothes and only occasionally chooses a few outfits he thinks are nice for his son to wear but if his son doesn't like what he chooses, he won't force him wear the only times he forced his son to dress was when he saw that he was not dressed warmly enough and might catch a cold, the freedom to choose clothes is one of the few rights Dark Choco has under Dark Cacao control, the closest thing to control when it comes to Dark Choco outfit is that Dark Cacao is also very strick about poison checking (he's overthinking).
2 ) Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their children try to escape ?
- No, this absolutely not a game to him and he certainly didn't like seeing his son trying to escape.
H : 1) Hell: What would be their children worst experience with them?
I have two answers which one do you want ? 1 is sure to happen and 2 only in the worst case. If 1 then is being constantly monitored and controlled if it 2 then broken legs.
2) Handicap: How do they handle children being or becoming disabled?
- Ha ha, hell. The person responsible for this better suicide now because no matter where you run, Dark Cacao will still find you and give you a life worse than death and Dark Cacao will fall into a bottomless abyss called self-blame and he will start self-destructive behavior. Of course he still tries his best to take care of his child, he is not the kind of parent who will drown in sorrow and abandon their children 'when it needs them most'.
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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 year ago
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Do you have any poetry recommendations? The poem poll made me realize that I like. ONLY know Iraqi poets. Like the only non-Iraqi poet I can name off the top of my head is Robert Frost
i'm literally hooked on poetry. even on days where i can't sit down to read a book, i try to consume at least one poem a day bc it keeps me sane. it actually does. i recommend signing up to one poem a day newsletters--those have been a game changer for me. as for recommendations, my favorite poems change every week, but current faves (whose authors i regularly go back to/are a good starting point) would be:
elegy for my sadness - chen chen (Who invented the word / “ennui”? A sad Frenchman? / A centipede? They should’ve never / been born. They should’ve seen me / in Paris, a sad teenage / exchange student. I was so sad / & so teenaged, one day my host sister / gripped my hand hard & even harder / said, SOIS HEUREUX. / BE HAPPY. & miraculously, / I wasn’t sad anymore. / All I felt was the desire to slap my host sister. / See, I was angry in Paris, which is clearly / not allowed. One can be sad in Paris (I was) / & one can be in love in Paris (I was not), / but angry? Angry in Paris?")
a pity, we were such a good invention - yehuda amichal ( "A pity / We were such a good / And loving invention / An aeroplane made from a man and wife / Wings and everything / We hovered a little above the earth")
like a small cafe, that's love - mahmoud darwish ("I say to myself at last / Perhaps she who I was waiting for / was waiting for me, or was waiting for some other man / or was waiting for us, and did not find him/me.")
bible study - tony hoagland ("Who knows, this might be the last good night of summer / My broken nose is forming an idea of what’s for supper / Hard to believe that death is just around the corner / What kind of idiot would think he even had a destiny?")
mother and child - louise gluck ("Why do I suffer? Why am I ignorant? / Cells in a great darkness. Some machine made us; / it is your turn to address it, to go back asking / what am I for? What am I for?")
america, america - saadi youssef ("We are not hostages, America, / and your soldiers are not God's soldiers... / We are the poor ones, ours is the earth of the drowned gods, / the gods of bulls, / the gods of fires, / the gods of sorrows that intertwine clay and blood in a song... / We are the poor, ours is the god of the poor, / who emerges out of farmers' ribs, / hungry / and bright, / and raises heads up high...")
the duino elegies (seventh elegy respectively) - rainer maria rilke ("Not only the devotion of these unfolded forces, / not only the paths, not only the evening fields, / not only, after a late storm, the breathing freshness, / not only approaching sleep and a premonition, evenings... / also the nights! Also the high summer nights / also the stars, the stars of this Earth! / O to be dead at last and know them eternally, / all the stars: for how, how, how to forget them!")
the endlessness - ada limon ("How was i supposed to feel then? About moving in the world? How could I touch anything or anyone without the weight of all of time shifting through us?")
psalm - adonis ("Open my memory and study my face beneath its words, learn my alphabet. When you see foam weaving my flesh and stone flowing in my blood, you will see me. I am closed like a tree trunk, present and ungraspable like air. Thus I cannot surrender to you.")
the war works hard - dunya mikhail ("The war continues working, / day and night. / It inspires tyrants / to deliver long speeches / awards medals to generals / and themes to poets / it contributes/ to the industry / of artificial limbs / provides food for flies / adds pages to the history books / achieves equality / between killer and killed / teaches lovers to write letters / accustoms young women to waiting / fills the newspapers / with articles and pictures / builds new houses / for the orphans / invigorates the coffin makers / gives grave diggers / a pat on the back / and paints a smile on the leader's face.")
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bridenore · 1 year ago
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HD fic recs : Career - Aurors (part 2)
Here are a few recs where both Harry and Draco are Aurors. This is part two of three and focuses on 20k to 50k words fics. Listed in alphabetical order, as always.
Agnus Dei by SilentAuror [20k]
Post-Hogwarts. Mystery abounds in the Auror Department, and two of the Aurors find themselves experiencing a friendship more intense than it should be.
Boiling Point by @goldentruth813 [42k]
Ferveret - n. boiling point After an Auror raid gone wrong, Draco ends up trapped in a dodgy safehouse with nothing but Harry Potter’s dubious company and a dwindling supply of food. With only each other and the walls surrounding them, they’re forced to confront their past and their feelings which have long been threatening to boil over.
Draco Malfoy, Bloodsucking Fiend by @kbrick [23k]
There are two things that Draco’s Auror partner, Harry Potter, must never know about him. One is that he’s a vampire. The other is that he’s been completely, pathetically, head-over-heels in love with Harry for years. But when the duo is trapped inside an old shop on Diagon Alley with no means of escape, Draco finds himself fiending for blood and unable to put even a modicum of distance between himself and the man he can’t stop lusting after.
Eye of the Storm by Mx_Maneater [25k]
A storm rages blindly around a cabin with no doors. Without magic, Draco and Harry are trapped inside. 
Nothing But You On My Mind by @moonflower-rose [29k]
Potter has been in Australia on an internship for almost a year, and Draco cannot wait for him to get back home. They’ll finally have a chance to talk about their feelings for each other. What could possibly go wrong? Loads, as it turns out.
The Partner, The Rival and The Very Big Case  by oceaxe [24k]
When Harry and Nott are paired up to go undercover as fake boyfriends, Draco is disappointed not to get the assignment. It’s just professional jealousy that’s making him feel so upset. Obviously. He’s engaged to be married to Astoria, after all. But when he walks in on Nott kissing Harry for ‘practice’ and has a wild magic outbreak, he starts to think that something else might be going on. Is Nott right? Is Draco a homophobe? Or is there… just possibly… another explanation?
Poppiholla by @moonflower-rose [12k]
Harry had accepted that he would pine silently for Malfoy forever, but one, humid summer might change that. Hoppípolla by @moonflower-rose [20k] Falling in love was as easy as jumping in puddles, and Draco Malfoy was completely drenched.
Potential Gravity by @lol-zeitgeistic [32k]
Draco is not good at Cards Against Humanity, but Harry’s not good at being human, so it all works out. Except for the explosions. And Harry’s inability to live when Draco’s not around.
Resistance by SilentAuror [25k]
Everyone but Harry seems to have forgiven Malfoy his past, and tensions are thick in the Auror Department.
Stop All the Clocks (This Is the Last Time I’m Leaving Without You) by @firethesound [44k]
Living with Draco was difficult; living without him is unbearable. But if there’s one thing Harry learned from the war, it’s that even when one life ends, the rest of the world goes right on living.
Take These Lies by white_serpent [34k]
Repeatedly rejected by the Auror training programme, Draco Malfoy attempts an unorthodox method of gaining admission.  
Trust In A Broken Thing by SqueekaCuomo [23k]
If the ring was broken, that could only mean one thing… Harry Potter was dead.
Two Weeks by @shiftylinguini [21k]
If Harry had to guess which out of he or his Auror Partner, and tentative new friend, Draco Malfoy, would turn out to have Veela ancestry, his answer would be: neither, because that is ridiculous. Finding out the answer is actually him, and that his Veela heritage is wreaking havoc on his ability to work, sleep, and above all be in the same room as Malfoy, is a surprise to say the least. But this is fine. Harry’s been through worse, and he can just sit this one out, regardless of how much his body is screaming for the one person he doesn’t want to ask for help. Can’t he?
Waiting For A Song by @korlaena [49k]
After a couple years spent avoiding Draco in the Auror Department, Harry gets assigned to one of Draco’s strange cases. They investigate the mysterious disappearances of a witch and wizard, but in their search for the missing persons they find a lot more than they were looking for.
You Send Me (Honest You Do) by @firethesound [37k]
As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.
I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!
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First of all, your translations are amazing!1! I have a question about a scene from the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMT28bEmdlA >>timestamp 1:35, about NinMyu 13, where Isaku speaks in Portuguese. The thing is: the portuguese sentence is not making much sense: "Fizemos os discursos que criamos com as leituras dekana, então vamos todos tentar", and as soon as the camera zooms out, the projector turns off, so the best screenshot I took is far from perfect. Could you help me to understand what's written in the Japanese phrase? Ik it sounds rlly specific, it's just that Portuguese is my first language xD, and I wasn't expecting a scene like this to ever happen, even with some references about Portugal in the anime. That was interesting. Thanks for your time!
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Hi! Thank you so much!!
Portugal comes up often in Nintama, but I was surprised hearing the students actually speaking and singing in Portuguese in the musical. In this one, they are brainstorming ideas for a cultural festival that will be held at school after the Headmaster got another one of his sudden ideas. This excerpt from youtube is taken from the encore. In the first show, the sixth years only spoke Japanese, with Kanemon asking them what language is written on the paper he was just handed. It goes a little bit differently here:
Tomesaburou (in Portuguese): I suggest a speech contest. Chouji (in Portuguese): We'll be speaking in a foreign language. Isaku (in Portuguese): We wrote the speeches we came up with in yomigana, so give it a try. He means the speech written on the paper was transcribed using kana characters, the letters used in japanese alphabets. I'm not sure about his pronunciation because I do not know a single word of Portuguese, but the end of his sentence sounds like he's saying "tempura", a method for deep-frying food the Japanese learned from Portuguese missionaries during the Muromachi Period, making it an all new dish by the time Nintama takes place. Hence Heisuke's reaction... Heisuke: Tempura...? Shuichirou: In what language are you all speaking? Tomesaburou: "Eu sou um ninja". It's Portuguese!
The youtube excerpt cuts here, but the song "Eu sou um ninja" is supposed to start just after. You can give it a listen here. I'll let you judge the quality of their Portuguese because I can't tell at all lol.
Portugal comes up a lot in Nintama because they were the first Europeans to reach Japan, and it all happened during Muromachi. They famously brought tempura to Japan as I mentioned before, but others stuff mentioned in Nintama as well like castella and konpeitou. They didn't just bring food with them though, and what makes them so relevant to ninjas is how they contributed to the art of war and influenced the outcome of the Sengoku period. The first Portuguese traders arrived on the island of Tanegashima and introduced firearms to the people there, which is why matchlocks are called tanegashima in Japanese (a word you can hear in the ending song Shihou Happou Hiji Deppou~).
Portugal plays an important role in Ninmyu 14, with two ninja characters moving all the way to Portugal, and a Portuguese character appearing in it too!!
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tuesday-is-a-good-day · 1 year ago
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This is not war, this is a massacre.
I want to make it very clear that I stand with Palestine, I stand with the people in the West Bank and Gaza, I stand with Palestinians everywhere. If you claim to be neutral or in anyway support the heinous actions of the Israeli Government, this page is not a place for your intolerance.
For anyone who is uneducated on the matter, I will provide links below so that you learn more. For anyone that wants to support the people of Palestine, I will provide links to resources so that you can provide that support.
Even if you have no money, you have something to give to Palestine, and that is your voice. The Israeli government wants to sweep this under the rug, pretend like it's a war against Hamas and not the genocide that it is. As of recent, Israel has cut off power and communications within Gaza, which has left all without means to contact each other and the outside world. Hospitals in Gaza are running out of supplies and power to treat the wounded, if power and support is not returned, thousands of innocent people will die, many of those being new-born babies. Hamas is not in the hospitals, nor in the schools, nor the neighbourhoods that Israel has been bombing, by now it should be blindingly obvious that the actions they are taking are against the people of Gaza, and not Hamas.
Israel has closed the borders to Gaza, there is support waiting just outside it's walls, but they are being deprived of the food, water and medical supplies that could save lives. This is inhumane, disgusting behaviour, and anyone who condones these actions needs to wake up.
Don't allow this genocide to carry on under our noses, don't allow innocent lives to become statistics, show your support and share their stories, whether that is donating money, sharing posts about what is happening, or simply staying educated, do not let Israel continue these actions in silence.
Links to learn more:
Links to support Palestine:
Google Doc of Humanitarian aids to support Gaza:
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misfitwashere · 13 days ago
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ROBERT REICH
MAR 10
Friends,
Apologies for intruding on your inbox for a second time today, but the message we’re getting from stock and bond markets deserves your attention. 
Recall that Trump was elected largely because Americans thought the economy was lousy and believed him when he said he’d fix it. 
Now, seven weeks after his inauguration, the bottom is falling out. Stocks are plunging. Treasury yields are falling. Consumer confidence is dropping. Inflation is picking up. 
Over the weekend, Trump refused to rule out a recession this year, telling Fox News there will be a “period of transition, because what we’re doing is very big.” 
Well, yes, if “very big” means destroying much of the federal government, allying with Putin against our traditional allies, and putting high tariff walls around America. 
The cost of living — the single biggest problem identified by consumers over the last several years — is going up, not down. Trump’s tariffs on steel and aluminum, and his threatened 25 percent tariffs on Canada and Mexico, are playing havoc with supply chains inside and outside America. 
Trump’s trade war with China intensified today as China began imposing retaliatory tariffs on a wide range of American farm products. Food prices are rising. 
Corporations are pulling back from investing in new productive capacity — additional jobs, equipment, factories — because Trump’s and Musk’s chaos makes it impossible for them to gauge what the future will bring. Joblessness is rising. 
The S&P 500 was down more than 2 percent in this morning’s trading — after last week’s 3.1 percent drop (the biggest drop in six months) — signaling that investors are spooked. 
Tesla's stock tumbled more than 8 percent this morning. Shares of Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon.com, Nvidia and Meta Platform fell more than 2 percent.
Long-term bonds — which reveal investors’ expectations about the economy over the next decade — are also down. They expect hard times. The 10-year U.S. Treasury yield slipped below 4.23 percent (it had settled Friday above 4.31 percent).
Even before this Trump slump, only the richest 10 percent of Americans had enough purchasing power to keep the economy going with their spending. The bottom 90 percent — including most Trump voters — were barely getting by. The next eighteen months could be rough on millions of people. 
Will the Trump slump turn into a recession? How will Trump lie and cheat his way out of it? Stay tuned. 
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pandoraescape · 1 year ago
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Can I request NSFW alphabet for So'lek?👀
{𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭: So'lek}
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Gender Neutral Reader x So'lek
Archive of our own version: Here
A: Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
So'lek is the definition of a warrior, mighty in his skills and fighting. So it was a surprise to discover him to be so gentle with (Y/n).
They sometimes take to the rivers or pools to wash together, enjoying the soft touches and listening to the wildlife of the Kinglor. Forest
B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
He loves their Neck.
Lick, kiss, bite, and nimble, he'll do it all to get a reaction from his mate.
Whenever he sneaks into you, he leans into your nape and gives a gentle kiss. His hands around their hips as he leans in their natural scent. 
C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)
One word: Breeding Kink.
That thought alone turns his calm demeanor into a feral Palulukan.
D: Dirty Secret
Ya, the breeding kink, it's not only a kink.
So'lek imagines himself having a family to raise alongside his mate, telling stories about his clan and their traditions and how mighty his people were before the sky people came.
The war he fights is worth it if it means one day he can bring peace to Pandora and his people, but to raise a family with the love of his life.
E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
So'lak is an ideal warrior within his clan and is well-known for hunting and fighting.
Many male and female suitors wanted to gain the man's attention.
So'lek was always showered with gifts, food, and fine jewelry from secret admirers.
But other than that, he had no experience in this until his love came to the picture.
F: Favorite Position
Mating Press~
G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
Really? This man goofy? Ah!
H: Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes)
Na'vi are all hairless down there; prove me wrong.
I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He holds them close. Wanting to feel their lover's body on his and remember how soft/rough their skin feels.
Loves rubbing their backs as they explore their body.
J: Jack Off
Sometimes, when stressed, he'll jack off in his mauri near the base.
But since he's mated, he no longer doses or needs to.
K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)
We know what kink he has, but what about Y/n?
Oh boy, you can't deny that they have a voice kink for this man.
Every time this fucker would whisper deeply in their ears. Promising sweet thing makes their legs jelly.
"I'll be quick, ma yawntu" and "Just like that, that's it."
Yup, you gone.
L: Location (Favorite places to do they do)
Home is where he's most comfortable, and sometimes in his spare room at the base (thank god that the rooms are soundproof).
M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
So'lek may look like a hard man to get a reaction from, but in truth, one thing can make him putty in Y/n's hands.
And that one thing hunting.
As the sun set, So'lek set out to hunt for his evening meal. The forest was quiet except for the occasional rustling of leaves in the wind. Suddenly, a sharp sound broke the silence from the nearby bushes. So'lek's instincts kicked in, and he slowly made his way toward the source of the noise, his senses alert and his body tense. As he approached the bushes, he saw a figure emerging from the shadows, a familiar smile on their face. It was his mate. Before he could question them, they jumped from their spot, running to the side to hide behind a tree, peeking at him with a giggle.
They're teasing him. Immediately, Solak understood what his mate wanted to do, and with a slight grin, he began to join a different hunt. Where his love was the prey.
N: NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)
Abosutluy no mating if someone is near.
He gets to look at their body, no one else!
O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Ah, you kidding, right?
Y/n is 100% a...bottom.
.....sorry, but you can't lie to yourself, even if not lieing here.
P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
When normally mating it is slow, however, he someone wanted to say, I don't know, roleplay on being pray~
Oh boy, Y/n won't be walking for a while.
Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
On some days, he would do them, but he doesn't really want to since he loves taking his time with his mate.
R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He doesn't take any risks; he doesn't want either of them to be caught in such a vulnerable position.
S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
This man has the stamina of a Nantang; he can go until the sun goes down, and he'll keep going!
T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Nope
U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)
So'lek takes the opportunity to use his voice, knowing his mate loves it.
Whenever their mate is busy with something, he sneaks up behind them, places his hands on their hips, and begins to growl deeply. He smirked as he saw their neck turning red.
V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Let's just say the others, Human and Na'vi, can never unhear what they hear if they come close to So'lek's mauri.
W: Wild Card
Listing, the muscle on this man can make anyone in some way, not gonna lie!
Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
 He has a standard sex drive when it comes to his urges. He has control of how he handles them and how he deals with them.
Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Before they sleep, he ensures that both he and Y/n are comfortable and even visits the bath pounds to get clean.
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