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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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Aziraphale was NEVER angry because of the kiss. He's scared.

This is him angry

Despite being a fucking cloud with a bowtie, he's very firm when he's angry. It's bluntly obvious. His tone deepens, his face changes, there's no mistaking it.

And here's him scared:

Again, it's obvious.

After the kiss:

He's terrified, not angry. He's terrified of losing Crowley. He's terrified that he actually enjoyed it. He's terrified of Crowley. He desperately wants to be with him, but he's terrified of what will happen for both of them.

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Satan in Good Omens. Wish they had kept him like this.

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alright google calm down we all know this to be true

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Prev names their pets after food. The most recent addition is a calico cat named Beef Stroganoff.

@sobeautifullyobsessed @aelaer @sarcasticfirefighter @sinvulkt

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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average gay person spends 3 years pining factoid is actually a statistical error. Anthony Crowley, who spent six thousand years secretly deeply in love with his best friend, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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The fact I haven’t updated Oblivescence in three years is embarrassing. It’s been eating at me.

Anyway, I’m working on rewriting/editing the first few chapters. I’d like to say I’ve grown as a writer in the past three years, so I want my writing to show that.

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my financial challenge in April ~

I'm grateful to report that I got through March very well, specifically due to help I received from a couple of very kind Mutuals here on tumblr (thank you again, dear friends!🥰🥰) during the first week of the month. After that, I was fortunate enough to not have to ask for further donations.

However, as I've been expecting, April is going to be tough financially. Though my hours at work have mostly stabilized (still averaging 5-8 hours less per week), Walmart has started to cut hours across the board on hourly associates again due to lower earnings in recent months. In addition, the cost of lodging at the cheapest places in my area has gone up an average of $50/week. Right now, I have $55 to cover food & gasoline through April 10th and I'm housed through the morning of April 6th, but will need to raise $260 in order to keep my room the following week. I realize that it's gotten nearly impossible to these raise funds because so many people have reached their financial limits - so I am keenly aware that I'm asking for a miracle.

immediate goal $0/$260

April goal $0 / $550

Hopefully, the outlook for May will not be as dire.

As ever, reblogs and donations of any size are deeply, deeply appreciated. And since I'll likely need to reblog this daily, you can avoid this post by blocking the tag #coping with homelessness. Thank you in advance to anyone that can help out with even a small contribution or a reblog!

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April Goals

Fandom Goals:

•Post 5 edits

•Write something. Anything. Please.

•Create for 2 or more fandoms

Personal Goals:

•Have $4,900 in Savings

•Get credit card balance down to $1,700 or less

•Finish classes with A/Bs

•Find scholarships

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March Results

Fandom Goals:

•Post 4 edits (posted 4)

•Post GO Fic AND/OR Ch4 of Oblivescence (did neither)

•Create 2 GIF sets (didn’t do this either)

Personal Goals:

•Have $3,850 in Savings ($3,856.05)

•Get credit card balance down to $1,300 or less (definitely not…)

•Have A/Bs in all classes (yes except this one teacher who hasn’t put in grades since like week 2 so my grade looks horrible rn cause they’re all 0s)

March Goals

Fandom Goals:

•Post 4 edits

•Post GO Fic AND/OR Ch4 of Oblivescence

•Create 2 GIF sets

Personal Goals:

•Have $3,850 in Savings

•Get credit card balance down to $1,300 or less

•Have A/Bs in all classes

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All these freaking chairs and none with Benedict's name??? Wtf man!

So the one who confirmed first to be in the avengers movie, and then denied it and then confirmed it again, is in fact NOT IN IT???

I'm losing my mind!

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historians will they they were partners in magic!

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Also please tell me where you're from, cos I hear on Tumblr that this phrase is Aussie but I'm Aussie and it doesn't sound fucking Aussie to me. Do foreigners know this? This just seems like a normal fucking sentence.

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“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

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Good Omens + Text Posts

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I only ever asked questions. That's all it took to become a demon those days.

Close ups under the cut. I