#food is a little more expensive than i remember. but games also give you a LOT more np than i remember too.

[wetpapert0wel]

i honestly kinda feel bad for gaiaonline as a website lmao. back in the late 2000s it was Booming. the server lobbies for some of the online stuff were Constantly packed- i think there were like. 2 million users at one point???- & 100k gold used to be a lot of money. now it's pocket change at best & there's an average of 3k people online

[neetily]

hi!! can I please ask for sweet boyfriend Sam on the farmer's birthday? <3 how will he wish them a happy birthday and how will they spend the day? sfw and maybe nsfw both! thank u so much

since you asked for both SFW and NSFW, i'm taking this as a HC request instead of a drabble request :D...

warnings: nothing! just sam being sweet. wc: 971

SFW Birthday HC'S

i'm gonna be honest here, i think there's a high likelihood of him just straight up forgetting your birthday. he's very forgetful, goes in one ear and out the other! he would, of course, be suuuuuper apologetic about it though and plan to do things with you another day

but on the off chance that he doesn't forget...

i think he'd start the day off with something romantic... like breakfast in bed! something about how he remembers doing it a lot when he was younger, and kent would wake him up early on jodi's birthday to make her favourite foods... and he's all too happy to do the same for you! spends all night the night before making sure the kitchen is prepared for him just waking up !!! with all of your favs... he made sure to make note of them on his phone

he'd have a whooooole day planned out for you! anything you want, literally. it's your day, and he's at your beck and call regardless of what you wanna suggest!

though he does have the mind to pre-plan a little in the event that you decide to leave it up to him... i think maybe sebastian would help him out a little here too, only because sam is so busy stressing about making your day as perfect as possible— seb helps keep him in check!

his plans are as follows...

after breakfast in bed, he practically forces you into the shower with him so that he can freshen up with you. after all, there's a big day ahead! i like to think that if you don't just want a nice cosy evening in, he'd pack the whole day full of things to do together!! and it starts with a double shower <3...

whatever your main hobby is, he'd like to spend the morning/afternoon indulging in it together. drawing, painting, reading, gaming, knitting, hiking— whatever it may be, even if he sucks at it. all that matters to him is that you love it, and he's more than willing to act the fool to make sure you have the best day possible!!

he likes the idea of relaxing by watching a movie or two together too, especially at the cinema! a nice little treat together, but he's paying for everything !!! count it as an extension of his gift for you, which he's adamant that you won't get until later on that night!! and of course, the movie is your choice too, he's just happy to be along for the ride <3

and to top it all off, he takes you out for dinner! maybe in the city, where he'd book a nice hotel for you both too for the night. but at the saloon is nice enough too, maybe he changes it every year. just something special and one off, somewhere where you can really go all out on his expense. he just wants to treat you right, the way you deserve <3

then when night comes, that's when he lets you open his gift. and i think despite how forgetful he can be at times, he's actually a really got gift giver, even just based off vibes. either that, or he's stalking your interests a week before so that he can work out exactly what it is you'd like as a gift!! regardless, he wraps it all up by himself (as in: it's badly wrapped lmfao) and eagerly watches for your reaction!!!

also also i think he would make you a special birthday bath or something. he wouldn't join you, but after such an exhausting day of doing THINGS, he'd give you space and time to decompress in a perfectly vibed bath

(i can imagine him being passed out in bed by the time you get out LOL... tired himself out too

NSFW Birthday HC'S

birthday sex is such a cheesy idea, which is exactly why sam is so into it... of course, it's not absolutely necessary to do, but he enjoys the special event just a little more than usual i think.

he wants to, more than anything, keep things new and exciting for you— especially on your birthday! so if you have anything that he's yet to try, then this is the day he'll suggest doing it!

and i can see him either wanting to do it as soon as you get up, because oh my god he just loves you so much and he can barely contain just how much he loves you and he NEEDS YOU RIGHT THIS INSTANT or else he feels like he's gonna explode !!!!

or, he lets the tension simmer aaaaaaaall day and night long. loving and doting on you from the moment you wake up, right through until he has you under the sheets and he can prolong your bday celebrations into the AM hehe.....

he'd be so extra loving i think. lots and lots of kisses everywhere, drooling over every part of you that you allow him access to

would love to spend all night long servicing you. like forget about how hard his cock is and instead, let him eat you out for a good hour or so !!! let him finger you casually while you talk about how much fun you hand during the day!! let him suck on your titties idly while you hump his cock to your hearts content. like this is your night, you can use him however you want.

and and and !!! he would do his best to last as long as possible for you extra hard on your birthday so as to give you the best experience possible :^(... he'd struggle lmfao, but it's the trying that counts, right?

multiple loads if he can. that's all.

[bit-odd-innit]

Fic: Somewhere That’s Green

[based on a post I made about Eddie’s future]

It’s a hole in the wall just off the main drag, the kind of place you can’t find unless you know to look. In a previous life it had been a pizzeria, which explained the bright green vinyl awning Eddie had no intention of replacing. He’d kept the pick-up window, too, used it to host “office hours.” (“Office hours” was supposed to mean “deliver personalized music recommendations to interested passers-by.” Now it means “help harried, double-parked parents reschedule music lessons.”) 

He’d also kept the apartment upstairs. They have a house now—a nice one, with a wrap-around porch and a big backyard and a cluster of hedges Steve always insists are “a mess”—but when Eddie trips into an inventory hole and loses track of time, it’s nice to have a place to crash. If it’s not a school night sometimes Steve joins him, and they’ll relive the halcyon days of their early twenties, buoyed by cheap beer, diner curly fries, and giddy infatuation. (The infatuation has only grown and flourished even as his tolerance for salty food has withered. Acid reflux is a bitch.)

He’s happy they kept the apartment. He happy knowing that if someone needs it—someone scared, broke, desperate for a lifeline and a scrap of no-strings-attached kindness—it’s something he can provide. 

Initial plans had been to focus on music, just music. It was supposed to be the utopic all-metal record store of Eddie’s nightmares.  But as he started to build stock, he remembered how hard it had been to find merch for the things he liked. How a pin or a patch or poster he’d dug up at a garage sale four towns over made him feel more seen than anything on offer at the local mini-mall. How he wanted to be a hub for the weird shit not everyone liked, but the people who did loved. His horrible little magpie brain fluttered from shiny thing to shiny thing, and by the time opening day rolled around the store was a one-stop shop for all things music, merch and whatever wacky knick-knacks tickled Eddie’s fancy. Or horrified Steve. Or both. Both was best.

The Corroded Coffin guys slotted in easily. Francis always liked doing promo for their gigs, was good at it, too. But by the early 2000s, his methods were apparently so outdated his daughter begged to let her take over. (“He’s stapling fliers to telephone poles, Uncle Eddie. You don’t even have a website.”  

“What is a telephone pole covered in fliers if not the working man’s web-ed site?”

“Oh my God give me your credit card I’m buying you a domain name.”

“A what?”)

Jeff got his CPA and took over the financials, reeling Eddie in whenever he was struck by the urge to make a impulsive, outlandish purchase. (“I genuinely don’t understand how you make money.” 

“It’s cause I don’t do my taxes.”

“I do your taxes. At a great personal expense.”) 

Gareth was instrumental (heh…) in building up the music program—soundproofing the basement and hiring instructors and coordinating concerts and organizing payment plans, all the nitty-gritty non-music stuff that made Eddie’s head spin. At some point it just made the most sense for Eddie to cede control, let him operate it however he saw fit. (“This is your baby, dude. It’s a baby that took form within my own, much larger baby. But it’s yours.”

“I’m touched by your words and appalled by your phrasing.”

“That’s the only way I could have said it.”) 

(Gareth also once described the store as an “Elevated Hot Topic.” Eddie still hasn’t decided when he’s going to kick his ass.)


Momentum grew. Ideas compounded ideas. A kid asked how to sew a patch to his backpack and it snowballed into the Build Your Own Battlevest Workshop. Wayne suggested knocking out the connecting wall between the walk-in freezer and the pantry, and now thrice weekly Eddie runs table-top games for varying age-sets and skill-levels. (At Steve’s request, the elementary school group is called H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS FIRE CLUB. Not because he thinks it needs to be censored. He just thinks it’s funny.)  (He’s right.)

It was supposed to be a record store but now it’s so much more. Now there are listening parties and movie screenings and little league teams with his store’s name on the back of their jerseys and and and—

Eddie used to think, if he got lucky, he’d last a year. Now he’s closing in on 30. He was profiled by the local newspaper. They called him “a pillar of the community.”

Wild. 

It’s a warm, sunny April morning. He’s sitting at the takeout window, sipping coffee from the bottom half of a teapot-teacup combo that reads, in a menacing blood-red font, THIS FREAK DRINKS TEA. His hair is gathered in a loose braid, the ends still damp from his post-run shower. (Sometime in their mid-thirties Steve tricked him into maintaining a consistent cardio routine, and now he’s the type of person who gets out of bed at the crack of dawn to knock out an “easy three.” He’s a monster, a husk of his former self. A husk with a much-improved lung capacity and thighs that can juice a watermelon but nonetheless HUSK.) The middle school is about a half mile from the shop; he pulls faces at all the students filtering past. (Steve’s kids, current and former, refer to Eddie exclusively as Mr. Munson’s Husband. It never fails to thrill him.)

He’s leaning back to flip the record piping through the store’s speakers (“Dustin I don’t care if it’s ‘easier’ to ‘create a Spotify account,’ whatever that means. We play vinyl only! Let me be pretentious about this one thing!”) when he hears a meek, polite cough coming from just beneath the window. He peers out and on the sidewalk stands a girl. She’s small, too little to be one of Steve’s. She clutches the strap of her backpack, blue eyes huge with nerves and determination. 

“Hail and well met, weary traveler!” He’s speaking in what Steve calls his Dork Voice, the slightly tuned-down version he uses to put shy kids at ease. “How might I be of assistance?” The girl purses her lips, sets her shoulders, shakes her shaggy bangs out of her face. Eddie thinks suddenly of Nancy and Robin and his heart clenches.

“Do you like games?” She asks.

He smiles softly. Drops the act. “Yeah.” He rests his scarred cheek in the cradle of his palm. “I like games. Do you like games?”

The dam breaks.

“Yes!” She replies at once, breathless with enthusiasm. “My family plays a lot of board games, like Game of Life and Monopoly, and they’re okay but kind of boring, but my brother taught me how to play Settlers of Catan and I really liked that, and my friends and I played Werewolf at a sleepover but we made up a bunch of extra rules to make it harder, and my cousin showed me this video game where the ending changes based on what choices you make and that’s so cool—”

“Alright, slugger.” Eddie can’t help but laugh. “What game are you looking to play?”

The girl collects herself. “Okay,” she says. “Okay, so. So I like it in games where there are rules, but also you can make stuff up? And you can do something weird that might ruin everything but also might pay off? And sometimes you have to work with other people to accomplish your goal, but alliances can break?” Eddie nods. “So there’s this one game. It sounds like so much fun, but nobody I know plays it. They play it on this show I like, well, okay, it’s not really a show, it’s, uh, okay do you know what a podcast is?” Eddie beams.

Steve swapped study hall coverage so he could pop in for lunch. Tonight is parent-teacher conferences, which means Steve’ll be home late, which means Eddie will get absorbed in a project and either crash upstairs or stumble home well after Steve’s gone to bed, which means they’ve got to snatch the time together they can get. They split a sandwich, a salmon burger from Costco Eddie threw in the air fryer and smashed up with avocado and grilled poblano pepper. (”It’s heart healthy!” “You’re heart healthy.” “Aw.” “I meant that as an insult.” “I’m not taking it as one, mwah mwah mwah.”) Eddie eats too fast, as he often does, and drags his nails over the veins of Steve’s forearm to distract himself from his gastrointestinal tract turning inside out.

“🎶Myyyy babyyyy myyyyyy babyyyyyy,” he hums against the shell of Steve’s ear. “You’reeee my babyyyyy sayyyy it to meeeeee🎶.” “Alright,” he huffs, tapping his fingers to the knobby bone of Eddie’s wrist. He presses a kiss to the underside of Eddie’s jaw and rises. “I gotta get back.” He slings his messenger bag over his shoulder, gathers the papers he’d promised he’d grade but didn’t. Eddie watches him readjust, watches him smooth down the salt-and-pepper hairs dusting his temples, watches him push his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He catches Eddie watching and asks, slyly, “What?”

Eddie wants to say, I love you. He wants to say, you’ve made me happier than I ever thought I could be. He wants to say, I’m so grateful I built this life with you. 

But he’s still himself, so what he says is, “Those khakis make your ass look great.”

Steve scoffs, and with a bitchy eye roll he sinks his weight onto his back foot and says, “I KNOW,” and there he is. There’s the man he married. He looks over his shoulder before he leaves, his honey-warm eyes liquifying Eddie’s spine.

“Hey,” he murmurs. “I love you too.” Eddie kisses him and kisses him and kisses him.  Pretty good life. 

[gemharvest]

👕17, 📦 11 and 17, 🍽️ 16 and 💓7 for Beef !! (Whatever universe you want) and sorry if you received any of these already + take your time i know i sent a lot JJDHDHGD

👕 17. What are your character’s thoughts on wearing costumes?

I think he'd find it fun as hell. I think he'd like to run around and fuck around with people in-character, even moreso if he can get others (either his partners/ friends or his brothers in RGBFv) in on the bit. He's a playful little shit there's no way in hell he's passing up the chance to get a little goofy. A bit silly, even.

📦 11. What might an acquaintance think is a good gift for your character?

Fuuckkk an acquaintance specifically? Probably would default to anything music-themed, like keychains with music notes/ shaped like mics/ etc. or similar trinket-y stuff. Could also see people getting him fucking. Tech Decks. I think he comes off as a guy who would fucking love Tech Decks (cannot remember if this is something stated in canon or if I'm just inferring from fan content I've seen) and it's a very correct assumption. I think video gives Beef energy (the other two ppl in my mind would be Pico and Darnell Of Course bHABHFHAA).

📦 17. What is most important to your character when shopping?

I think it's function over anything, though also in saying that this guy would be so fucking tempted to buy a bunch of small stuff he Does Not Need cuz they look goofy as hell. But say he's specifically sticking to what he needs to get, he goes for what works the best; preferably keeping the cost pretty low, too. <- worries less about the cost when dating GF cuz Yaknow. Dad's Money. But still prioritize what'd get the job done over going for expensive stuff.

🍽️ 16. Is there a food texture your character doesn’t like?

I don't think so ??? Bringing back my describing him as a human vacuum; as long as it's not a weird texture bc part of his food's gone bad, I don't think he'd care. He strikes me as more of a "flavor matters to me more than texture" guy anyway.

💓 7. Is your character good at practicing self-care?

Ah Ha Ha

I don't think he'd be the worst at it, he wouldn't neglect himself per se & would be leagues better at it than Pico would be in comparison, but he's definitely not the Best at it. Isolates when he feels bad and feels like he just needs to Get Over It instead of actually addressing what's upsetting him. Would rather pretend nothing's wrong instead of worrying others "unnecessarily", when he can take care of it himself. And by "take care of it himself" he means "bottle it up and go back to pretending I've never felt bad in my life".

>> Ask Game Here <<

[moony7drac]

Gift exchange at the Darklands castle

The family decided to all get a card with someone’s name, and to get that person a gift.

But who gets who, and what will their gift be?...

// I originally wanted to make a one-shot with this idea,

But then it suddenly was already Christmas eve...

(I also hereby apologise for the length of this post, but there’s no neat point to make a “read more” in this one…)

Bowser got Iggy, and is very much in turmoil on what to get him, as he and Iggy aren’t the closest. (This is not on purpose btw-, there just aren’t that many things that Bowser and Iggy have in common, and therefor they spend less time together than other combinations might).

He refuses to just get Iggy some new/more lab equipment or mechanical tools though. He thinks it would give the “I don’t care. Here, have something you like. I put no effort in this gift.” And he doesn’t want to give Iggy that feeling…

Bowser makes dried fruit bites, covered in chocolate. It was originally just one batch of pineapple with chocolate, but he eventually builds an entire contraption of multiple fruits in chocolate.

Iggy got Morton, and decided to not get him something that had to do with food.

He remembered how much Morton used to play with toy trucks, cars, etc. So he build his little brother a couple of remote controlled karts and bikes, of them and their family. Due to limited time, he made just him and Morton, but he is planning on making the others with their favourite kart/bike combo, but he’ll give Morty those on his next birthday.

Morton got Lemmy, and decided to just go walk around in a toy store. He most likely gets home with a bag full of toys… (Some for himself, but he truthfully bought most for Lemmy) He just couldn’t choose! So why not all? (That’s what Bowser gets for not giving them a price limit…)

Lemmy got Larry, and thought of perhaps something that had to do with sports or anything…

But he ends up with something more related to animals. (Not an actual pet though. Bowser forgot to put a price limit to the gift, but he explicitly stated that living things were not allowed.)

Probably a video-game that has you have pets. (Think Nintendogs + cats type stuff.)

Larry got Wendy, and had gotten more than enough ideas of what to potentially get her… (Wendy is very vocal about what she wants, and does this the whole year through.)

He probably gets her a very rare piece/roll of cloth for her to use in a new design of clothing, or an expensive nail polish, or something else special and hard to get by.

Wendy got Roy. While walking around to think about what to get her big, strong, older brother, she saw his boxing gloves. They were all tattered and worn, and were in desperate need of either a repair, or replacement. So, she did both! She bought new ones, but gave them a personal make-over, to have them better fit her brother. As the ones for guys are usually black or dark red or something… And the pink ones were too small anyway, but also were all flowery. So she got a set in the right size, but replaced the clothed parts, with some of her own. The gloves she ends up giving Roy are purple with a sort of dark pink edges and seems. When holding the back of them up, the one on the left has a stitched form of Roy’s bazooka, while the one on the right has a shot bullet bill on it. (Wearing Roy’s sunglasses).

Roy got Junior, and was (just like his dad) completely clueless on what to get his receiver. After all… WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET A KID THAT ALREADY HAS EVERYTHING?!

So, Roy eventually gets Junior the more expected art supplies or something (Cause heavens knows Junior burns through them faster than Ludwig can play his music…)

But, to make it more personal (as Roy has enough of a heart to not want to get generic either), and give something Junior doesn’t have… Or better said, isn’t used to-

He hides it, and makes it a little scavenger hunt of it for Junior.

“Make the brat work for his gift. He’s always gotten everything he wanted handed to him. Now he will have to do something for it.”

Junior got Ludwig, and is in panic of what to get Ludwig. He already has multiple music instruments… (And Junior knows that he doesn’t know enough about them to do anything with that for Ludwig anyway). And they have an entire fucking library…

Eventually, he makes a small ticket book for Ludwig, with a couple of “Sush. I am your older brother, you listen to me right now.” Tickets in it, since the two are so often fighting for power… (Junior with the “I’m the heir of the throne” and Ludwig with the “I’m the oldest sibling” thing.)

Each and every ticket has a funny small doodle/drawing of Ludwig and Junior on it, so that it also looks fun (and Junior wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to make funny small drawings.)

Ludwig got Bowser. But, what are you supposed to get the guy that practically saved your (and your siblings’) life?... What object can ever repay such kindness and care that Bowser had given Ludwig and his siblings the day he took them into the castle, and saved them from a life on the streets? There isn’t any expensive enough to come even close to how grateful Ludwig is…

So, he doesn’t buy Bowser anything. Instead, he searches through the library for a spell. A spell he once read about… A spell that can make ‘photo’s’ from memories that people recite.

So he goes past all his siblings, to have them recite memories of them in the castle, or any family outings as well. Eventually also past his dad, although he here has to hide what he is doing… And asks his father to recite things about their family, in the hope to help Ludwig come up with a gift.

“But I can’t tell you who I actually have! That’d be cheating…”

They all love the gift they got.

(Although Junior initially whined about it, he had to eventually admit that the hunt was kinda fun...)

And Bowser started sniffling and crying a bit when looking thought the memory scrapbook from Ludwig. He got over to his oldest, picked him up into a firm hug (cue surprised yelp from Ludwig about suddenly being picked up into a firm hug), and told Ludwig how much he loved his gift.

[somnolentdipso]

Soft Gainer Shoutout!

Everyone Enjoys A Soft Vibe Once and Again~

My my, look at yourself. Just a little dirty mess, aren’t you? The sweet aroma of the cake you had been eagerly anticipating filled the air as you gazed at it with delight. You couldn't resist the temptation and decided to indulge in it, after all, you had worked hard to reach halfway to your weight goal. As you savored each bite, you couldn't help feeling a sense of accomplishment and pride. Mister is just so equally delighted with your progress!

Lately, have you not noticed that you are producing more noise than usual while walking? The floors seem to be creaking and speaking back to you as you move around. It almost too adorable to watch you wobble like a blubbery short stack. Nevertheless, seems like your hunger pangs are causing some noticeable effects, such as the tremors that originate from your stomach and the sounds of creaking furniture under your weight. Additionally, it seems like you've been indulging in food quite frequently, as evidenced by the growing expenses on food bills. The sheer number of Togo sauces you order from various places is quite noteworthy and could potentially be used as a game of bingo.

Do you remember how we both had a great desire for your growth and expansion? Your progress has been on the top of my priority list even when I forget most things. I'm proud to see how you've filled out those old clothes and eagerly await the the new clothes for your voluptuous figure.

I understand that celebrating success with indulgent treats and traditions is common, but please remember I also prioritize your health and well-being as well. It's important to find a balance that makes you happy and fulfilled.You’re a great little lard loaf, just a bundle of puff and fluff, right?

It seems like you're on the path to newfound expansions. I can't wait to see what's next for you. Perhaps there will be opportunities to try funnels, paddles, and velvet ropes to add some excitement to your experiences. With so many possibilities, the future looks bright. I'm excited to see what the future holds and can't wait to explore the amazing possibilities yet to come our way! Great news! We can definitely replenish your oils and lotions, so no need to worry. Get ready to be pampered and indulge in some luxurious self-care! Mister believes it's important to prioritize your skin's health and maintain your dough and your sprawling plumpness. While I encourage you to strive for your goals, taking care of your skin is equally important. I want you to feel comfortable and confident in your own skin, and that starts with good skincare practices. It's important to exfoliate regularly to keep your skin healthy. During your next bath, lets focus on exfoliating the areas under your fat folds to prevent buildup and keep your skin smooth and fresh. Hey there how about we give that new scent you picked out a try, hmm? I aim to provide you with the utmost care and attention following our rigorous activities and untidy situations. I can sense that you have a bright future ahead of you. I am excited to help you grow and achieve your goals beyond your wildest dreams. Together, we will make great strides and create loving memories.

[maximumwobblerbanditdonut]

SH is getting ready for the wine & food festival in Manhattan! at the HRPK's Pier 76 this week. The interesting thing is that Sam knows very well the host, Southern Glazer’s Wine & Spirit, and Lee Brian Schrager. Is this a coincidence?

Lee Brian Schrager, who is also the Senior Vice President of Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirit of America (SGWSA). He has worked primarily with Food Network South Beach and New York City Wine and Food Festivals. If you haven’t heard of Schrager, a little dive into SH’s photo with him in Coconut Grove -Miami will give you a better understanding of why Sassenach whisky is in NEW YORK CITY WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL and why SH participate in all surrounding Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirit.

Why SH was invited to the Keepers of the Quaich event as a highlight, this question could be answered with another question.

Do you remember SH night dinner at Mr C in Miami - in Coconut Grove with Lee Brian Schrager* Senior Vice President of Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits, LLC.

Well, one of the Keepers of the Quaich - USA (KOTQUSA) members is Vice President Wayne E. Chaplin, CEO of Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits. Southern Glazers Wines and Spirits is SH’s alcohol distributor 🥃 🍸 in the United States, with operations in 44 states. Sam's activities in the USA 🇺🇸 are related to Southern Glazers Wine and Spirits, including his quick participation in the @tales_of_the_cocktail event and the podcast in New Orleans.

Founder/Director of SOBEWFF Lee Brian Schrager, and President/CEO of Southern Glazer’s Wine & Spirits of America Wayne E. Chaplin

The most interesting thing is the rival of Southern Glazers Wine and Spirits in the alcohol business is no less than ... Total Wine & More, and Sam plays the game of both sides.

Well, how very convenient, because that's just exactly what he is looking for.

* Lee Brian Schrager Senior Vice President of Communications and Corporate Social Responsibility at Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits, LLC.

@imahalfemptykindofgirl Aye!, I saw it. SH might have the same Top Shelf Las Vegas staff with Chrissy Beaudette Tinelli showing visitors his SS drink, but Reservebar still insists on one thing in particular: that his fans buy his booze 🥃🍸🫤

@imahalfemptykindofgirl Probably the same effect as in Las Vegas 😴 It’s too expensive for a Blended whisky!. A whisky that would disappear without the name Sam Heughan . The Macallan Sherry Oak 12 Years Old Single Malt Whisky is cheaper than SS whisky - $92.00

ReserveBar- The Macallan Sherry Oak 12 Years Old Single Malt Whisky - $92.00

SS whisky at Master of Malt costs £81.95 equals $99.36 US dollars. Why do you pay? 💰 $141.99 equals £117.11 for a blended whisky, tax and shipping. It’s not a lighter whisky. 🥃 The whisky is described as smooth and you cannot taste the fruity notes. ReserveBar makes business at the expense of the naïves who believe everything Sam says obsessively.

[tjsplace]

california - los angeles

it's the eighth day of this california trip. trying to remember each day (i'm kinda high by the way, sitting on the bed next to my mom who's watching bridgerton):

july 21 - 22

airport at midnight. A family friend drove my mom and my sister and me. i wasn't able to smoke for more than fifteen hours. i almost had an anxiety attack on the plane because of it. my mom told me to hug myself. i did and somehow it calmed me down. thank you for that. also i had totally forgotten to take my meds in the morning, between the flights. we landed in panamá and it was time to board the other plane. we landed at 5pm in lax, beautiful gigantic airport. we couldn't find the rental car, so we had to take a shuttle. amazing. we had issues with the credit cards but my mom managed to sort it out. driving to the tuscan garden inn in dtla, i remember being excited. also kinda shocked to see so many homeless people. i didn't think the housing situation was this bad. my mom hated the inn i'd booked, but she liked the room so it was alright. we went to an ihop and i put my first sticker on the wall outside, next to the entrance. i think it looked good. i was nervous because my mom asked what if they arrest you? i hated her for putting that thought in my head. my sister was being super antisocial and grumpy, as usual.

july 23

tuesday. four hours ahead and i never felt jetlagged. maybe because i slept on the plane. like shit, but at least i slept. what did we do? we went to the Hollywood walk of fame, which was way bigger than i'd thought. also they weren't columns on the same street, they were one big single file of mostly old iconic stars, like judy gartland or frank sinatra. but also random but cool people like the jonas brothers. my favorites were fleetwood mac, obviously, and rupaul, also obviously. my mom had to get a sim card because she didn't get any signal. my sister had bought one the day before. i waited for my phone company to give me the free international roaming plan they'd promised. and it worked. we went to the dolby theater and bought stuff in victoria secret, which was way cheaper than it is back in chile. we took a tour of the chinese theater and it was super cool. we also went to the madame tussaud's museum. the wax figures were impressive. i liked meryl streep, harry styles, katherine hepburn and many more. we had korean bbq for dinner. ***my sister told me to include the waiter she fell in love with and also have her getting married to him in the end lmfao

july 24

wednesday. disneyland. oh my god. we drove the whole way to annaheim just to have me break down a little in tomorrowland. it really sucked because i was excited to hop on the games. but as soon as we got to the park, i started feeling super uncomfortable. too many people. smoking wasn't allowed. i was really fucking anxious and i hated everything about it. it was ugly and shit was expensive. i ended up crying and going back to the inn. my mom got mad, of course. my sister too. but then they understood me and said i could go have an la day by myself, but i had to go pick them up. of course. it was the least i could do. and so i went back to the inn. took a shower and washed my hair. i got on tinder, hoping to get a date for lunch. i'd only spoken to that guy and some other guy and both were very direct. do you wanna hook up? are we gonna kiss before or after lunch? they were flirty and it was fun but also i didn't feel comfortable or safe enough to meet them. of course. another country, another set of rules. maybe. i didn't get lunch because the only place within a walking distance was a mexican one that didn't seem like they had good food. so i crossed the street and bought a pre-rolled joint. because marihuana is legal here and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. even though my mom fucking hates it. later, i went to inglewood and stopped to get fries at a jack in the box. i took pictures of the dunes, which is way issa and lawrence lived in hbo's insecure. it's one of my favorite shows of all time. my phone didn't connect to the car so i was listening to the hits radio. so much pop music. some of them great, others just alright. i drove all the way to west hollywood to get to an ulta beauty store and buy the makeup i wanted. again, cheaper than chile. i got about-face and af94 products. i love them so much. did i do something else? oh right. i got chips at whole foods and went back to the inn. i ate most of them, drank one beer and got high while talking to mar, my beautiful tumblr friend. i waited for my eyes to go back to their original color and i took a thirty-minute nap. drove back to annaheim and had dinner with my mom and sister. they didn't seem mad at me and that relieved me. i still wanna pay my sister back for the ticket i didn't use. i will, i just need more time to gather money. i hate to say i don't have a steady income. or an earned income at all. i started to worry about getting a job or doing something, but i decided it was best to be in the present and enjoy our california trip.

july 25

thursday. what did we do? the most random thing ever. we went to silverlake, which i loved, because i'd found an open mic in a coffee shop. it turned out to be a stand-up comedy open mic. no one had a guitar, which sucked because i really wanted to play. but i wasn't gonna pass on the opportunity to sing something in front of californians. so i sang acapella the title song of my ep. i made the audience of fifteen people clap their hands for the duration of the whole song. about four and a half minutes. they followed along and i also commented on stuff while i performed. they found it charming i guess. one of the hosts said i was funny and talented, which was such an amazing compliment coming from someone from silverlake, one of the coolest neighborhoods in la. my sister went up too, it was a bit cringe but it was also fun. i hadn't realized how much she loves to be the center of attention. does that represent our upbringing? maybe. okay, so then we went to griffith park and the griffith park observatory. it was so fucking amazing to be there. i got a bit anxious when i found out smoking wasn't allowed in the park. but i smoked one cigarette anyway, hiding in some corner at the observatory. i loved seeing all the space stuff. sun and moons and stars. the hike there was intense for my mom, but she made it and i love that. i think going to the gym back home kind of trained me for this trip. there was no way i could've walked up such a long and steep hill if i didn't exercise at least once a week. we went back to the inn and went out shopping to ross and marshalls. then we had dinner in west hollywood. i had a margherite pizza. so good. i think this was the first day me and my sister started getting high and playing cards before bed.

july 26

friday. morning breakfast burrito at the beachwood café. amazing. we checked out of the tuscan inn and drove my sister to a dance class. we went through laurel canyon drive and i absolutely loved it. such big gorgeous houses. nature. it was really cool. then i drove my mom to the lacma museums and i went to four recording studios, hoping to get a tour or something. westlake recording studios didn't let me in, but the guy was super nice. he gave me a bottle of alkaline water and i gave him a bunch of stickers and business cards. amazing. i went to eastwest studios. they didn't let me in either. sunset sound, no luck. henson recording studios, no luck either. but it's fine. maybe i wasn't meant to go inside and meet people without being absolutely ready. i also went to a guitar center, such a cool place. i bought bass strings. then i picked my mom up, my sister, and we drove away from la. leaving was so sad but i knew it couldn't last forever. we slept at an airbnb in oak view. my sister and i played carioca on the patio. it was so dark and the decks were different colors, black and white, so it was really hard to distinguish each card. especially because it was late at night and there weren't any lights. so she put her phone's flashlight on the table. we were so fucking high we couldn't stop laughing. it was great.

[fairladybellaphram]

Wooo I can add on about Rune factory to because I’m sooo normal about it!!

Rune Factory 1 and 2 aren’t bad. But they’re the earliest games in the series and it’s very obvious while playing them. I also haven’t played Frontier/Tides of Destiny/any of the specials so I’m probably more normal about the series than I think.

RF3, 4, and 5 all have map icons. RF5 even has icons to tell you where to go for character events! This is not as good of a thing as it sounds like in my opinion.

Quests also don’t expire in any of these games! You are limited to how many quests you can take in a day, and you can only take one at a time, but really you aren’t going to run out of things to do. I don’t remember how they work in Rune Factory 5 as that’s the one I’ve played the least of. (This is a lie I only just caught! Rf5 is still the one I’ve played least recently.)

There is no penalty for not sleeping in these games. You have a sleeping skill that goes up when you sleep, and it fully restores your health and stamina. But you don’t technically need to. It would be a hindrance if you did because some of the later dungeons are so big you’ll spend a couple days in them the first time through.

There are plants and crystals out in the fields and dungeons that respawn every day that refill your stamina (technically Rune Points but who’s counting) Your crops can also make rune orbs when you harvest them. They can also make runeys, which are spirits that randomly level up one of your stats. (Again I don’t remember if these are in RF5) Baths are also dirt cheap. Money is not an object in Rune Factory after like the first season.

You have a diary in all 3 games. And there are save points outside of all the Dungeons. I’m pretty sure RF5 also lets you save wherever. I think it has autosave too?

Rune Factory 3’s tutorial is a little handholdy in the very beginning if I remember correctly? But it only lasts a day I think? Rune Factory 4 has a very brief one and all the rest of the tutorial type stuff is handled in requests. I do not remember what it’s like in rf5.

As for the progression! Story progression unlocks new areas and dungeons to explore. Not only that! All of the games systems connect to eachother. Rf4 does it the best but all 3 games do it well. Leveling up your farming skills raises your stats and RP, which you’ll while exploring the dungeons. You’ll need food or healing potions in the dungeons which you’ll want to cook because food is expensive which means you’ll need to farm and tame monsters! To raise your monsters stats to take on adventures with you you’ll need to feed them upgrade crafting materials, which you’ll need to get from dungeons. But for the dungeons you’ll need to get gear! Just like food you can buy it or craft it. Good gear is expensive. To craft gear you need materials from dungeons and your farm. I just really love in RF4 specifically how well the systems work together. You really can engage with them as much or as little as you like.

You start out with storage that you can upgrade when you need more space. You’ll also be able to buy more specific storages later in the game (refrigerator, weapons rack, bookshelf etc) you also start of with a much larger rucksack. (It’s driving me crazy right now in fields of mistria how small the starting inventory is. The only games I’ve played that are as bad or worse are the original more friends of mineral town where you only have TWO slots for forageables in the beginning and stardew valley where the first bag upgrade is cheap) RF4 definitely pulls from your storage when crafting, I can’t imagine this isn’t a feature in RF5 and I honestly do not remember if it is or not in RF3.

NPCs all get unique dialogue the day before and event, and NPCs will tell you about upcoming birthdays if their friends or family with whoever’s birthday it is. They even give you gift ideas. (I’m pretty sure they do in RF3 and they 100% do in RF4 and 5)

Also adding on! The biggest reason I do not like Stardew is I think all of the characters are super boring. It’s why I ended up buying mistria, I heard that the characters are super fun and have a TOOOOONNN of dialogue. And they do! Rune factory is the same way. Not a single rune factory character is normal they are all weirdos and they have SO MUCH to say. Sometimes mini events will happen where everyone in town is talking about something that happened the day before, like someone baking some really terrible cookies or the bath water being hotter than usual which sounds incredibly mundane but it’s so funny. I find that the non-romanceable NPCs will repeat dialogue sometimes, but not terribly often. And the marriage candidates rarely so. Of course the writing isn’t going to be for everybody but I just love all of the Rune Factory characters.

Rune factory 4 is the first one you can play a girl in (technically 3rd? 2 you can be a girl in the second half of the game, but you’re a kid. And I think Tides of Destiny let’s you after you beat the game? But I haven’t played that one so I don’t know how it works) Rune Factory 5 is the first one you can be gay in. (There’s a work around for this in rf4 but you need a save game+) they are all great games but RF4 is probably the best one.

OK sth I really, really love about fields of mistria is how accessible it is for an adhd hoarder that also forgets everything and what I was doing in like 5 minutes, like myself

the map has npc locations by default! so even if their schedule changes, you can always find them!

quests never expire! you can work on them at your own pace, and even hold onto one's that require a seasonal item that you didn't have enough of before the season was up, until the season rolls around again!

they don't take your damn money or items when you pass out or die because you lost track of time or are bad at combat!

there's free soup in the tavern that restores a little stamina, and a fountain behind a breakable boulder that does the same! the baths are also pretty cheap, and you even get a few free usages after a certain quest!

it starts with storage in your house, AND! anything you had in said storage can be used for crafting without having to go and retrieve it!

if you don't know where to get an item for a quest, talking to various npcs can tell you where it is!

if you need a certain item for the museum collection, you can check out hints on where to get those in the museum itself! and every item that can go in the museum has a tooltip when you over over it, to tell you if you have already donated it or not!

items don't despawn! you can just toss stuff on the floor and come back for it later when you have the inventory space!

if you forget to check your calendar, that's fine! the npcs will tell you about any upcoming events a few times before it arrives, and the start of a new day will tell you if it's someone's birthday!

they give you tutorials in a narrative way, gradually introducing new systems and mechanics as you progress! and these are done via quests that you can go and complete whenever you're ready!

the village progression gives you plenty of rewards and things to help you with your farm, which is very encouraging to keep at it!

the upgrade system just builds up along with doing normal tasks like farming! and you can spend these points however, whenever you like, with many being available right from the start! and you can have all of them if you want, so no need to worry about indecision!

you can go to your diary at home and save whenever you like, and even make another one so you can place them in other areas!

little heart notifications pop up over npc's heads when you progress the relationship, so you have a quick reference on how close you are!

every friday (and saturday after you fix the bridge), all the npcs are in the same place! this makes chatting to everyone and handing out gifts easier if you have trouble remembering to do so!

you have to hold down the button to eat an item! so you don't accidentally poison yourself!

other accessibility options ive really been appreciative of are: being able to turn off rain/snowfall, flashing, screenshake ect. for those with sensitivity, sight, or neurological issues that don't play well with those.

[nikitunez]

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ຊ pairing : enhypen x gn!reader ຊ genre : fluff, headcanon ຊ words : 434 ຊ contains : hugging, kissing, mentions of food ຊ maya's notes : thank you anon for requesting this! i loved writing it! it kinda did turn into a preferred love langues thingy in the middle but i wanted to make each member's hc as unique as possible lol 😭 please leave feedback and reblog if you enjoyed it! i would really love to know how everyone found it hehe ❤ if you would like to read more from me, my taglist and requests are open as well! but that's all for now, enjoy reading :)

𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙎𝙀𝙐𝙉𝙂 : honestly, he loves literally any kind of physical affection. but to name a few, there is running your fingers through his hair, giving him tight hugs as well as cheek and forehead kisses, saying i love you, and finally complimenting him for little successes like winning a game or making some good ramen.

𝙅𝘼𝙔 : he's kinda a high maintenance boyfriend and loves when you buy him gifts. it doesn't matter if they're cheap or expensive because for him, everything you gift him is priceless. the gifts could be anything from clothes to food to a short little trip to some nearby town.

𝙅𝘼𝙆𝙀 : if jay is a materialistically high maintenance boyfriend, this boy is high maintenance in every other department. i'm talking words of affirmation and physical affection and kind gestures. give him everything and he's a happy boy. but more specifically just remember to kiss his lips and tell him that you love him every thirty minutes if you can.

𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉 : more than cuddling with him or giving him kisses just make him a large cup of delicious hot chocolate and i promise you he will get down on one knee and ask you to marry him right then and there. but he also really likes when you offer to wash his hair for him for no reason because it's such a silly yet soothing thing to do.

𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙊𝙊 : who needs a massage chair when you exist? he loves when you sense that he's tense and wordlessly start soothing his muscles. for starters, it feels so amazing and relaxing. but also, he realizes how much you care about him and how intuitive you are when it comes to him and all of those emotions just make him feel so grateful to have you.

𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙒𝙊𝙉 : just hold his hand and watch as his eyes fill with love. he likes the way your hands fit together so perfectly, and you don't have to be walking somewhere for him to want you to hold his hand. that and whenever you poke or kiss his cheeks. he swears he hates it but deep down it makes him all warm and fuzzy inside.

𝙉𝙄-𝙆𝙄 : back hugs. make him feel like he's in a kdrama and he will cherish you for life. also whenever you push his hair out of his eyes for him. the way you smile at him when he meets your eye makes his heart skip a beat. he also likes when you feed him. whenever you're eating together, you construct the perfect bite for him and hold your palm under his cheek while asking him to open wide. he loves it.

© nikitunez

[cursedcola]

Prompt: What would they do to celebrate your birthday?

Part(s): Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Scarabia, Octavinelle, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, and Diasmonia You’re here: Savanaclaw!

A/N: Hey everyone. I know I have requests backed up to the nines but was my birthday and I need some comfort teehee (I am also SO mad that twst doesn’t have a thing for the MCs birthday >:( ). Some are longer than others because the inspiration train hit, but I really don't care. I love me my boys, what can I say? I hope you guys can read this for your birthdays and be happy :)

Leona Kingscholar

Another one who whisks you away to spend the day with him. However, doing this is not different from Leona's day-to-day. ever since you began dating your attendance in class has plummeted. Once he's got you in his grasp, there is no escape.

To many it appears as if he's forgotten. No one can even think to invite you for a celebration because he has you locked in his room. You are absolutely not allowed to leave unless he comes with, which isn't going to happen. He has his own bathroom, and Ruggie can bring any food you want to eat.

Leona is...much more clingy. Which is concerning since he already hands on you like a second skin. Almost like he's jealous?

Like Ace, Leona thinks that you should be spending the day at his side. If anyone else wants to do something troublesome like a party than it can be another day, but this one is all his. He's a bit gruff about it, but anything you want he gives so long as you stay with him.

Want to watch a movie? Alright, but he's napping. Video games? Cool, he'll watch. Read a book? Do it aloud so he can listen. Nap? He'll be your pillow just this once. Hungry? Name it and Ruggie will get it.

He will even let you use the Savanaclaw spa bath. Just go on in and he'll guard the door for a bit. Don't take too long though or he'll think you passed out from the steam (passes off this worry as not wanting to wait too long).

He has two gifts to give you. One is from Cheka, and it is a hand-drawn card with some candies. The next is from Leona himself, and is a beaded choker like the one that he wears.

"What? Did you think I forgot? Tsk. I'm not so stupid to forget my lover's birthday. Do not forget that you are mine, which makes today a day for me too...Happy Birthday,"

Ruggie Bucchi

Ruggie keeps things simple by nature. Intimate, even. He cooks for you what his grandmother does for him: donuts.

Regardless if you like them or not, Ruggie finds a way to cater them to your pallet. They are his favorite food, and what his grandmother has made for every single one of his birthdays. He even uses her recipe. The dish is special, and so are you.

It is not difficult for Ruggie to find out your birthday through the grapevine. A little gossip here and there travels fast, so if you were to forget yourself rest assured that he will remember. He gathers the ingredients and is quick to whip up a batch during the night when the communal kitchen is empty. He only makes enough for you both to share, not even Leona geta a taste. The lion in question also does not give Ruggie any tasks on the day of your birthday.

He teases you, acting as if he forgot before pulling out the tray of treats. He holds them just out of your reach while doing his cheeky hyena laugh. Telling you to be patient and go wait in the courtyard for him.

In truth, he's really nervous. Watching you take the first bite and painstakingly waiting for your reaction. Only when you let out a hum of approval does he relax, and begin to relish in his own serving.

When you finish he pulls out another surprise. A silk bandana, golden with brown tassel on the trim. It's decorated with red, purple, and brown beads as well. Very...expensive looking.

Ruggie is all about budgeting and maximizing outputs. Yet, for once he wanted to give you something meaningful. He took on multiple extra part-time jobs and cashed in many favors to afford it. Giving it to you feels surreal, yet it makes him extremely happy

"Shshshsh, weren't expectin' that were ya? You better take good care of that or we're going to have problems. I expect to see it on you every day or else all my hard work will have gone down the drain. Fore real though, Happy Birthday,"

Jack Howl

Such a ray of sunshine. He wants your special day to be perfect in every way and for you to live it to the fullest. How does he go about this, you ask? Well, it's simple.

He becomes the school's errand boy in your stead. It's too much for him to expect that the school will give you one day of relaxation, so Jack takes it upon himself to ward off any signs of trouble before it can arise

It somehow makes him respect you more? He already held you in high regard for dealing with your fair share of daily bullshit, but having to do it in your place really put things into perspective. The entire day feels like he is on babysitting duty compared to being a student.

Honestly? He's so done. There is only so much one person can take and you must be a saint for putting up with Grimm for longer than an hour.

Yet when Jack says that he'll do something, he does it. If he promised you a day off then you are getting one no matter how hard he has to work. Even if that means he won't see you for the whole day...

When all is said and done, he's exhausted. You'll catch him making a poor attempt at not dragging his feet and failing. He's so tired that he can't even make it back to his dorm, and you force him to spend the night at Ramshackle. On the couch, of course. He isn't delirious enough to agree to sharing a bed...the thought alone spikes his adrenaline.

He may not have been around for most of the celebrating, but Jack still wants that quality time with you. His present was acting as errand boy, but what truly makes the day special is sharing leftover cake together before bed. Jack is normally an early-sleeper, so since you have him up it's best to make the most of it. Cuddling in front of the fireplace and sharing a piece of cake sounds perfect, yeah?

"It's good that you had a chance to relax. I'm sorry for not being around much today, but certain people wouldn't stop making messes. How do you do this everyday?! Honestly...I wouldn't be able to handle it. I hope your birthday was fun. I just- I wanted to give you some kind of normalcy for once,"

[zevlors-tail]

Their Love Languages - The Brothers

A/N: Idk if this has been done before but I wanted to give my take on this. Recently I found out my love language is gift giving and it changed my perspective on myself a bit. You can take the same quiz I took here to find out what yours is! :)

Lucifer

Words of Affirmation. He's the avatar of pride, so it's very important to him that his partner vocalizes their feelings about him as long as they truly mean what they're saying. When he's alone with you after a long day of paperwork and trouble from his brothers, there's nothing more he wants than to hear you tell him that you love him and that he can finally relax. Quality Time with you is also very important to him- please share a seat on the piano bench with him and have a glass of expensive demonus while he plays for you.

Mammon

This one might seem obvious as well, but Mammon's love language is Gift Giving! He's held onto that Harrison Porter keychain you gave him up until the very moment he decided to give it back to you for a very special reason. It doesn't matter if he's broke or rich, his first thought when he's spending money is to spend some on you. He's always keeping his eyes peeled for something he thinks you'll like, and he's equally overjoyed whenever you bring him something that reminds you of him whether it's big or small, expensive or cheap. He'll treasure it forever.

Leviathan

Quality Time is Levi's primary love language with Words of Affirmation coming in at a close second. Levi is constantly holing himself up in his room and doubting himself, so he needs some good company and gentle reassurance that you love him just the way he is. He very much enjoys gaming with you, laying on the floor next to each other watching anime together, and on rare occasions, just talking with one another while staring at his giant fish tank. He likes just being near you, even more so when you tell him your honest feelings and it's just the two of you.

Satan

Quality Time is incredibly important to Satan, but so are Acts of Service. Going to cat cafes with you and spending time reading to you out of his favorite books while you're both in bed are just some of the ways he tells you he loves you. He also likes to take care of things for you- for example, taking notes for you without being asked when you're out sick from RAD, or helping you dice veggies when it's your turn to cook. He helps with chores and remembers the little things about you without having to be asked. And in turn, he would like it very much if he was the first one you came to if you needed help with anything.

Asmodeus

Physical Touch for sure. Asmo is touchy in general, but with you it means so much more to him. Throwing an arm around you or holding your hand means more than it does for anyone else. And somehow, when you run a hand through his hair or put it on the small of his back, it's different from anyone else who might have layed a hand on him before you. With you, it feels real. It feels warm, and right, and loving. He could spend hours cuddling you or painting your nails or being held by you. And despite how much he's always getting touchy with others, Asmo is actually quite touch starved and lonely deep down. So if you reciprocate his touch and hold him close, you'll have his entire heart in the palm of your hand.

Beelzebub

Beel's love languages are both Acts of Service and Gift Giving. Similar to Mammon, he's always on the lookout for things that remind him of you when out and about. But instead of jewelry, clothes, or trinkets, he likes to gift you food and snacks. He has all your favorite foods memorized and knows whether you'll want something sweet, salty, or savory whenever you go out. He also likes to take care of things for you and loves to help you out with things whenever he can. Can't reach a shelf? He's got it covered. Need someone to open a jar? He's right there and willing. Need some advice about something? He's listening attentively. It means the world to him that you would share your food or make something just for him.

Belphegor

Another one who's love language is Quality Time. If Belphie had it his way, he would spend his whole day curled up in your lap. Just being in the same room as you is comforting to him. That's to say, Physical Touch is also a very prominent love language of his. He appreciates when you run a hand through his hair and give him a scalp massage, and in turn he'll wrap his own arms around you and snuggle up like you're his favorite pillow. For you, he'll try his best to stay awake so he can spend time together doing things you both love. Or if it's a lazy day you want, he's more than happy to do just that!

[abbyheilman]

She nodded her head and looked down for a moment. Maybe it was easy for him to tell her that because of the people and things he had behind him. He had a whole club willing to risk their lives for him so perhaps things came easier for the male and any sort of mishap usually happened because of the life he'd chose. So could he be mad at it? Her life had been far from fair or easy but she had to remember that it could have been worse. There was a roof over her head, she had money to pay food, and she had warmth at night. It wasn't the best but it was far from being the worst situation someone could be in. "I know," she finally spoke as she flashed him a small smile.

Her mouth opened and closed as she shrugged her shoulder. "I think I'm used to being told I look good by men that I kind of just take it all with a grain of salt." The men who told her she looked hot while she danced in their laps would have told anyone and often said those things because they wanted something for her so it was hard to find some genuine people who truly believed what they were saying. But with him, maybe she wasn't taking it to heart as much to protect herself. "I am. I could live in these." She said with a laugh since her attire often consisted of nothing but a shirt or hoodie when she was at home alone. It was what she liked to wear the most outside of her scrubs, though those were worn out of need. Folding a leg over the other, she leaned into the back of her chair as he spoke and she did her best to try and read him. It had once been so easy when they were younger that she felt she could read his mind but she was finding it a little bit harder now. Not impossible, just more difficult. "I know you need time to process things but I also can't hurt myself more than I've already allowed myself to be." The blonde tried to explain because all the screaming, throwing blame, and everything else had been her miscommunicated attempts at trying to let him know that she was in pain and she wanted it all to end. The games and the confusing actions that never matched his words. " I think that I'm here more for me at this point. Seeing you again has made me realize I never dealt with the pain of our break up and it's affected me throughout the years so I need to put it to rest and I can't do that by myself."' She didn't know if it was to move on on her own or to form something with him, whether it be a friendship by learning to forgive him, but she owed it to herself to figure it out. "I just want to make sure that you know that I will be giving you the money and I meant that. I don't want to keep it and I don't want any friendship or anything else to be given to me out of pity or obligation." The last thing she could handle was for him to feel like he owed her anything because that would only end up breaking her heart more. Nodding her head when he reminded her that he'd abandoned her, she avoided his gaze for a bit in fear that he'd see all the emotions there. "I know you wouldn't."' She said with a sigh because she'd said that in a moment of anger. "But I know what it feels like to live without you and even though I don't like it, I know I can survive it. I just want you to know that I can't continue with you telling me things like your heart beats for me while trying to simultaneously push me away. I don't want to do that." She wanted him in her life but not at the expense of her heart. "I want to learn how to forgive you." But for that, she would need him to do as he said and help her. "I just want the truth."

Nash wasn't naive, he could still read her. There was sadness rooted or perhaps overthinking at it's best. "Just remember there are no dead ends. Only detours." Nash wasn't sure if his words would hold any weight but he wanted to try and offer her some kind of reassurance for the doubts or troubles that she held on to. This wasn't about him by any stretch. In life, many things don’t go according to plan. if you fall your only choice is to get back up. if you stumble, there is regaining your balance. Or try your hardest until you can. That was relevant to anyone. He too didn't expect the life that was currently in the present and he couldn't judge anyone for sharing that same concept. It was more normalcy then anything.

That look she gave. "You don't believe me? I think you would look just fine with even wearing a trash bag. And yes I realize that sounds insane but let's not argue." He found himself teasing slightly, hoping to lighten up the mood a bit. "You're more comfortable right? Refreshed? That's all that matter. That feeling and look is good." He confirmed. Nash nodded. The male was so overwhelmed and distracted he had only taken a few sips of his own. When she was showering, he was so caught up in his thoughts of her actually being here still - everything else seemed to be disregarded. He couldn't fault her for the first comment. Or the second. Nash understood her concerns. She was here willingly in the same room as him. He had broken her heart into tiny pieces. He continued to break her by all their intense interactions up to this point. For what? A glimpse of some peace in that very moment. There was calmness now sure but was it really worth it? Sometimes we need all the glue we can get, just to hold ourselves together. They had such a history it wasn't too farfetched to say that they were each other's. Even through the pain and heartbreak. "I get it, I'm not completely oblivious. And I am not going to give you all the reasons why you should stay. Because honestly I really don't deserve that kind of chance." Nash wasn't figuratively trying to push her out that door either. They were having a conversation. That was what should have happened ages ago. But, right now he was trying to accept what they have for the moment and learn to appreciate it. Without any sort of direct plans for the future. But also, he knew that she did need those answers and he was trying within him to give her that kind of clarity. "My refusal is because I'm afraid. I have been pushing you away for that very reason. And I know that is short and doesn't explain much, but I don't where to start except here." He sighed, trying to get grounded slightly and he had this habit of anxiously pacing which he was trying to keep his bearings on. "I can't give you an exact agenda and I'm sorry for that. But I can say I'm tired. And I know you are too. I don't want to be strangers anymore. That's the first step if I were to have a plan. We have very different worlds now, I am aware just like I was then. I'm not asking for something specific or even forgiveness. Because let's face it that takes time, that takes action from myself and for what I have caused you. If I even get to have that because personally I don't think I should be even granted that opportunity. I wasn't there for you. I left you stranded. But to improve is to change. If anything, it can give you closure to move on or what is best suited for you. In the very least I want you to wholeheartedly believe that I would never leave you at a bar if you were drunk. I want to prove that to you." Her prior words she had lashed at him earlier still rang in his ears.

[maginxlia]

Starring Nanami, Gojo, Toji And Sukuna Ryomen In a Holiday Dinner with Your Family

Rated R

Contains Foul Language And Suggestive themes

I told y'all that I would be posting again this week 🍁 Happy Holidays y'all💖 I hope y'all get to enjoy time with your family and friends this season while staying safe💖 I love all of y'all and I hope this add some excitement to y'all day 💖 I am very thankful (and Appreciative!) for all the support and love y'all give me and I'm wishing all of y'all well✨

Nanami Kento

Nanami is actually very excited to meet your folks and enjoy different types of food

So when you explained how you wanted to travel to go see your family for The Holiday, He was more than willing and able

Really wants to make a good first Impression like the perfect gentleman he is

Asks you about what the Etiquette in your family and Will remember everything you say

If Your family the type to Separate Unmarried couples (Same) He will respect their boundaries and their home

When you arrive he carries y'all bags in and remove your coat for you

Type to wait for you to introduce him and your folks before he goes around shaking hands

If food is being prepared he will offer to help

Actually ask your folks can he please prepare a dish for the Dinner that reminds him of home (Ofc he go out and buys his own ingredients)

He gift your uncles a bottle of Expensive Rum

Let's you make him a plate when the dinner starts

Uncles egg him on to add to the Prayer; Which he does amazing job making the Uncles impressed

Nanami actually have the Aunties drooling with his mannerisms and his sophisticated aura also he handsome like of the actors from a black and white movie

When the Uncles starts Drilling him on what he do for a living, Nanami Just smile and tells them he works for the government (Cousins in the background going "DAMN that means he makes good money")

This Man love all the food but the Homemade Mac & cheeses and yams is sending him

Nosy ass Family Elder starts asking about Grandbabies and Marriage🤦🏾‍♀️ He simply says that Marriage is definitely in the cards for the future and maybe Babies too but he's wants to wait a little longer because his job makes him travel a lot and you deserve a husband who always gonna be there🥺

When the dinner festivities has ended the Uncles invite him to watch the game with them, He impressed them with the fact he can hold his liquor so well; Everybody else is drunk while Nanami is slightly buzzed

Overall impression 10/10

Gojo Satoru

Gojo is Hyped OFF THE WALLS HYPE

Yes babe I will love to go see your Family and Eat some good food- Gojo Satoru 2021

Asks you for your Family members names and descriptions while on the trip there

When you arrive at your folks place Gojo is holding your bags and ready to Greet them like old friends

He knows he's very charming and is going to make a good impression easily either way

He is rather bummed about sleeping in a separate room from you but he will get over it

Keeps his sunglasses on but you already told your folks that he's sensitive to light and not he's trying to hide his Pretty eyes, So they don't take it as disrespect

If you help in the kitchen he will ask do you need anything and will try to assist But Baby don't let him, it's a ploy for him to sneak samples.

At the Dinner tho shit gets mad serious, He wants all the food and will ask you for three plates for him to eat in one sitting (With his Greedy ass)

Aunties whispering to each other because 1. he's sexy and 2. Rather funny. Mans has the ability to draw people to him without even trying

When the uncles start asking him about his occupation he smiles and says that he's a teacher, mentor and have good paying government career (Cousins and Aunties are shaking)

Theres lots of jokes and drinking go on But Gojo Has one major excess and that is Dressing with the homemade Cranberry sauce, After his third helping of Dressing He start talking too loosely

When the Nosy ass Family Elder start asking Questions about why there isn't any babies with y'all Gojo Quickly replied "it's not because of The lack of Trying"🤷🏾‍♀️ OOPS (Aunties and Uncles SHOOK)

Gojo doesn't Join the uncles to watch the ball game because he doesn't want to risk get plastered

He will find you and go hunting for a quiet space in the house for some Alone time but the moment he’s comfortable he's falling asleep because his belly is too full

Overall impression 8/10

Fushiguro Toji

Hell no Toji doesn't want to go but will because he cares for you and this is something important to you

Is Grumpy the whole time you're traveling, He doesn't have a great relationship with his own family and Really isn't about all this but he's trying

Effortlessly carry y'all bags into your old room before one of your family members asked him is y'all married? No? Well you gotta sleep in separate bedrooms then

Toji is pissed. You help him sleep better and he can't fully grasp why your family are pulling y'all apart. It's because of Respect? He has seen you naked more than he can count and the things he has done with you would make your family try to jump him if they knew.

He begrudgingly takes the guest room but he's not happy

The first thing he do when he unpacked is checked your room windows and the room he's staying in windows, Then he hides his weapons in the guest room because he'll be damned if he's caught slipping

Mans Really is quiet. your family is surprised at how quiet he walks plus his fast reflexes got them questioning shit

He stays in the guest room for the most part and only comes out when he's called for dinner

Fix his own plate last because he doesn't want people judging what he picks

His lips stay together until one of the uncles ask him what is his profession which Toji replied "I'm a traveling contractor" Now everybody is curious, The same uncle asked him how much that pays which Toji simply replied couple of thousands per contract ( Aunties, Cousins and parentals alike going😳)

Toji is back to being quiet until the Nosy ass family elder fixed their lips to ask Toji about babies🤦🏾‍♀️ He quickly replied that he's allergic to children (One of your cousins had the audacity to say that's code word for Deadbeat Dad Boo) Toji is not pleased.

After Dinner he Bonds with the uncles over football even tho he doesn't care for liquor he still had hella fun

At night Toji will sneak into your room to have some X rated fun with you and your family will never know that he even was there

Overall impression 6/10

Ryomen Sukuna

Meeting your Family? Being included in the festivities? Sukuna is delighted that you would include him in all this BUT Yuuji has objections

Yuuji doesn't trust Sukuna in a new environment so Yuuji will be the face of the whole operation

Yuuji is the perfect soft boyfriend that your folks thinks you deserve (If they only knew)

Introduction go so well and He doesn't say anything when a they mention a separate room for you two

He offer a helping hand In the kitchen and help set the table all while Sukuna is Raging in his head

Your little cousins, Nieces and Nephews loves him

Dinner goes beautifully, Yuuji get his plate fixed with your help at explaining the foods

Aunties thinks he just the Cutest and is very sweet

When Questioned about what he do for living Yuuji tells them that he's a university student and he have multiple legal side gigs (Cousins in the background saying HES A EDUCATED HUSTLER)

Yuuji is enjoying the food a little too much tho The potato salad got him Dreaming

Before The Nosy ass Family Elder could even ask their questions, Yuuji Excuse himself to go to the restroom because Sukuna is livid and pissed How could Yuuji sit there indulge himself while ignoring him

Don't get me Wrong Sukuna is about to wreck some shit up but what stops him is the fact this means a lot to you and he can't forgive himself if he over reacts so He comes a agreement with Yuuji that as long as he can get control that and eat some food for himself; he will be okay.

Yuuji Returns just in time to help clear the table

He sits with the uncles for a little bit and watch the game but he soon go to his room for some rest

Right When your family is either asleep or went to their own places Sukuna will lurk and hunt you out.

He's silent as he opens your door and wakes you gently, his claws slightly scratching your arms while his eyes stares intently into your own sleepy eyes..... I am Hungry My pet, The brat promised me a feast and I've been oh so patient Sukuna says deeply yet quietly

With your assistance he gets to Gorge himself on the left overs, what I am sayings is that there wasn't any leftovers when he got done lmao

Sukuna get you in a lot of trouble if you fall for his seduction so be prepared to get caught By the parentals because The King of Curses always give you something that makes it hard for you be quiet😉

Yuuji Impression 10/10

Yuuji impression if Sukuna get y'all asses caught 1/10

Likes, Comments, Reblogs and Requests is Hella appreciated and Loved💖 Please don't Steal My shit.

[spyoikawa]

still on that saiki k brainrot so hear me out-

metori, saiki, teruhashi, aren and hairo with an s/o who really loves to bake/cook-

no thoughts just Reader learning how to make coffee jelly for saiki (like maybe they make him a tower of coffee jelly for an anniversary or his birthday-). no thoughts just Reader cooking something for metori who pretends to not want to eat it cause it’s ‘peasant food’ but ends up really enjoying their cooking. no thoughts just cooking/baking date with teruhashi. no thoughts just teaching aren how to cook/bake and having a food trade with him, bringing him lunch/a snack to school. and no thoughts just hairo hyping Reader up while they cook/bake and making stuff for him to bring to class rep meetings-

thank you! <3

the excitement I got got I saw teruhasi- i don't see a lot of writing for her and I get happy when I get to do less than common things! Thanks!

I'm running low on creative juices, so please I hope you don't mind if I use the exact scenarios you suggested 💀

Note: some of the things I wrote felt really rude so please don't mind the tone tags in parentheses, also i have not edited this yet

Saiki, Teruhasi, Hairo, Aren, and Saiko with an S/O who can cook/bake

♡romantic♡

Saiki Kusuo (italics = saiki telepathy)

Although it was undeniably tasty, your boyfriend's obsession with coffee jelly was not only getting out of hand but also quite expensive-

I mean he spent 3,000 yen for one serving-

But yanno what it's ok, coffee jelly is easy to make, and this gives you an excuse to hang out (not that you need one)

"Ok Ku, i had an idea"

I like it, just make sure you teach me how to do it too

"Rude. I wasn't finished"

You did in your head

As endearing as it could be sometimes, Saiki's mind-reading could be a pain occasionally

You wound me.

"Good. (/j)"

After a long debate over recipes and serving sizes, there it was, in all its glory, your first batches of coffee jelly

it was heaven

You did end up sharing the recipe with him, but it still became a little tradition to make the coffee jelly together

It just tastes better that way :)

Kokomi Teruhashi

In the midst of your TV and cuddles date, Kokomi huffed and turned off the TV

But of course it was rude to just turn off the TV, so she offered to play a board game instead

You did play with her, but your curiosity was begging as to why she wanted to change the activity

"Hey Kokomi, this game is fun, don't worry... but why'd you turn off the TV so suddenly?"

"Oh, it was nothing! I just thought you would like this game, and I wanted you to enjoy yourself more!"

Now, that's the answer the most perfect girl in the world would give

But Kokomi is still human, there's gotta be something wrong

You spent a while thinking to yourself about what you were watching, you two agreed on a documentary, then after the documentary, the channel played a cooking show with a guest baker/cook Makoto Teruhashi- oh.

So that was it

At the end of the round, you stood up and offered your hand to pull up Kokomi with you.

"Hey, wanna make a bet?"

She looked up with a bit of curiosity.

"I bet you, I can make your favorite dish, far better than Makoto can"

She smiled a bit, "sure!"

Her favorite food was simple, so you taught her to cook it and added in some other things just for fun (and so she can't recreate it without your secret ingredients)

Now you guys have cooking dates often and always find ways to spice up foods (and beat Makoto at whatever he was doing on tv)

Hairo Kineshi

my thoughts and prayers go to you

we all saw what happened when he tried to make crepes

but in his mind, it was a learning opportunity

You guys were taking an after-school stroll, the weather was really nice, it would be a shame if you two just went home and did nothing. Walks like these tend to get sentimental and nostalgic, so your conversation subconsciously started to drift towards school life.

"And do you remember that time we had to get kuboyasu, kaido, and nendo to play on a baseball team? Oh my god thank god it didn't go too poorly, that one player really pulled through at the end..." you laughed out

"Haha I do remember that, I can't believe we got them to play, it really could've gone worse" He smiled as he remembered that day, but then his eyes drifted up to a bakery across the road. "Speaking of poor experiences..."

after he explained to you he and kaido's crepe disaster, you couldn't help but tease fun at him for a bit

but you did agree to teach him more about cooking and baking

he's a bit too passionate about cracking eggs, but hey, at least you can work faster

after many, many burnt crepes and pans, there it was, a fallen appart, incorrectly folded, but still a properly cooked crepe sat there in all its beauty

it kinda looked like this

Although he does learn many different things with you, crepes will be the thing he makes over and over again, even when he has it down to a science, just because it's the first thing you taught him, and he will keep that sweet memory forever (get it. sweet? Cause crepes? Im funny i swear.)

Aren Kuboyasu

He actually knows how to cook pretty well

He's not really sure when he picked up cooking, its kinda just stuck around, but he enjoys it, it makes him seem more goody

and he can treat you :)

I will die on my "aren lives for the most basic/domestic activities hill"

cooking with him is always an experience, he will play music in the background, and pull you aside to dance at random times

also does that really hot thing where he stands behind you, reaches around to hold your hands, and basically has you in a cage while showing you how to do something

it's one of those spontaneous things to do, if there's nothing else to do, might as well make something to eat

firm believer in "if you have to eat to live, you might as well eat delicious foods" so he will always try out new things with you if its healthy and tasty

"bab look at this show" you called out from where you were sitting, there was a cooking show/food documentary on, and it was showing a special food. "it says this chicken has a secret sauce they dip it in"

he walked over to the tv and watched it for a couple seconds, thinking a bit.

"...wanna figure it out?"

"yes. I'll make the chicken if you figure out the sauce?"

"deal."

will you ever know if you got the secret sause? Nope, but you did figure out a chicken recipe that is good as hell

he probably writes down all the recipes you "invented" together for safekeeping and so he can return to it later, but he refuses to show it to anyone

Saiko Metori

as much as I love him, we all saw in that one episode how picky he is while eating, and is probably a bitch to please while cooking/baking

so after a lot of convincing, you got him to sit in the kitchen with you so he can watch you bake for the two of you

in reality, all you have to do is give the dish a fancy rich-sounding name, you just have to be really careful with what you say

like this 💀

you decided to bake for him today, baking is a lot more "by the book" than cooking, so you thought he would take a bit of comfort in knowing it was done in a professional way

"alright tori, so I think I'll make a heavy pastry made with fine cacao and extracts, baked into a rich dessert for a fine sweet palette"

"you're making brownies aren't you"

"🧍‍♂️"

Told you, you have to be as specific as possible

He does eventually get interested in what you're doing though, as he never really sees his personal chef cook, and wants to help you by the end

He really did enjoy it! It quickly became one of his favorite treats

But funny enough, no matter how many bakeries he tried or how many times his chef tried, they never tasted the same

(you put in special spices as your own little mark on the treat)

so he ends up having you over for more cooking dates

Which he really does enjoy btw

as a tsundere he will look all annoyed and probably call you a plebe, but these are his favorite types of dates

[zanyana626]

Saw this & wanted to join in!

What's the origin of your blog's title?: "Zany" bc I joined tumblr around the time of the Animaniacs reboot, "Ana" bc my friends call me that for short, & "626" bc it's my birthdate/Stitch day!

Favorite Fandoms: Yeaaah, there's a ton! But my top 3 at the moment are: Gravity Falls, The Amazing Digital Circus, & the Pedro Pascal fandom!

OTP(s) + shipname: Again, there's too many so I'll just go with my current top 3 ships; Jinmao, Gelphie, & Abstragedy

Favorite color: Purple 💜😈🔮💟🪻

Favorite game: Other than the uQuiz personality quizzes that pop up on my dash every once in a while, I’ve been into sim games lately

Song stuck in your head: Heavy Metal Lover by Lady Gaga

Weirdest habit/trait?: Random ass noises. Like for example, when I'm happy, I'll sometimes do the Nezuko muffled hums; I think it's half my weirdo self, half my weeb self

Hobbies: Reading, writing, does sleep still count as a hobby??? 😅

If you work, what's your profession?: Currently halfway done with my Medical Assistant program, so hopefully once I get the license, I'll finally be able to get a decent job!

If you could have any job you wish what would it be?: Literally anything that pays well. But if we're talking something specific, then marine biologist. I remember taking a class about it in high school and was intrigued about all the sea critters & how we impact their ecosystems. But having to study around in the middle of the ocean, in the dark, most likely far away from civilization, not to mention the fact that I can't swim at all, well...

Something you're good at: I think I’m a good support system to my friends/loved ones when they talk about their personal issues going on in their lives & I just do my best to listen to them and give them words of encouragement.

Something you're bad at: Calculating or math in general.

Something you love: Listening to history videos, specifically the ones talking about amusement park/abandoned concepts/Disney rides history. For these types of videos, I recommend checking out Yesterworld or Defunctland's YT channels.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: Demon Slayer, Disney, & the MCU (to some extent)

Something you hate: In general, rude, homophobic, shallow, & overall judgmental people.

Something you collect: Pins & plushies! I stopped for now bc they've gotten more expensive in last few years, I'm saving up for other stuff, & plus I STILL have to organize my pin binder/overall room space for my plushies.

Something you forget: How quick I forget certain things.

What's your love language?: Words of affirmation, I never thought about it TBH

Favorite movie/show: Once again, check my Favs list!

Favorite food: SHRIMP!! I love making garlic shrimp scampi w/pasta or the occasional tempura shrimp <3 🦐🍤🦐🍤🦐🍤🦐🍤🦐🍤 And if we're talking sweets, then the one thing I'll fight to the death for is mint chocolate chip ice cream!

Favorite animal: Duckies 🦆🦆🦆

Are you musical?: I'm not gonna lie, I really didn't really care for musicals, especially in high school. HOWEVER, the pandemic lockdown changed my view on musicals. I'll forever be grateful for the Tumblr anon who recommended me Six the Musical. I also never learned to play a musical instrument.

What were you like as a child?: A complete wildcard, that's for damn sure! As of recent years, my family & I have reason to believe that I went undiagnosed of autism my entire childhood & we never really noticed bc my brother's diagnosis was more evident when we were little. But other than that, I was a shy Bratz/PPG/Sanrio/Disney Princess/Monster High girlie!

Favorite subject at school?: Marine Biology, Psychology, History, & Ceramics (yes we had a ceramics class in high school & I loved how chill it was)

Least favorite subject?: FUCK MATH, ALL MY HOMIES HATE MATH!!!

What's your best character trait?: Being empathetic

What's your worst character trait?: I tend to stress out over every little thing, also I'm lazy af! 😅😅😅

If you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be?: The weather. It's been too cold these past couple of days, I don't even want to get out of bed at all!!!

If you could travel in time who would you like to meet?: Definitely my grandmother when she was younger, bc of all the crazy funny stories I've heard about her. But if we're going by famous people, then Selena Quintanilla or maybe my pookie Pedro Pascal so that I can be his controversial young wife & live our best lives together, <3

Recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!): Uhhhh... I'm not sure if I should, most fanfics I read are certain husbando x reader type fics (& they're the spicier ones, I'll leave it at that!)

Tagging: @boombams @greyladyblue @myscalesofjustice @princessacelilith & anyone else who sees this is more than welcome to join in!

Get to know your Mutuals

Thanks for the tag @perlen-gold, even though I’m just an unhinged follower obsessed with your writing 🙈 I started my own chain so your original post wouldn’t get too long.

What's the origin of your blog's title? My thirst for Adar and the gauntlet kink he inspired.

Favorite Fandoms: I have a lot, but The Silmarillion/The Lord of the Rings/The Rings of Power are my main ones I always fall back on.

OTP(s) + shipname: I’m a self shipper so me + whomever I’m obsessed with (currently Melkor, Adar, and Gil-galad) but also more recently:

Melkor x Mairon (Angbang)

Adar x Celebrimbor (Silverscars)

Favorite color: Orange (also partial to purple and dark green).

Favorite game: Hero Quest (I’m not a console gamer. Though I did enjoy watching my husband play Horizon Zero Dawn).

Song stuck in your head: Dog Days (Are Over) by Florence and The Machine.

Weirdest habit/trait? Oh boy, where to begin… I make random noises, I meep like Beaker to songs, laugh at my own jokes… I’m just a weird person altogether folks.

Hobbies: Writing, visiting places of historical interest, I also used to be an avid reader but then motherhood robbed me of my energy and concentration. I listen to audiobooks more now.

If you work, what's your profession? I write scientific reports and run data tables for an Early Drug Development CRO, which is as fun as it sounds. I’m also a mother. Everything you’ve heard about motherhood is true and also a lie.

If you could have any job you wish what would it be? I would be rich enough not to need to work 🤷🏻‍♀️ or working on a petting farm would be cute.

Something you're good at: Berating myself. Encouraging others/being a cheerleader. Also writing, I hope 🙈

Something you're bad at: Most things, but especially anything requiring mathematics or physical exercise.

Something you excel at: Being a silly goose 😏thirsting over fictional characters 🙈 and raging at injustices. Erm, I think that’s about it. How tragic for me 😂

Something you love: The community I’ve found here on Tumblr 🫶🏼 period dramas, Dracula, and tattoos (I have none of my own… yet).

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: Mormonism, The Wars of the Roses, the people I love.

Something you hate: Injustice, mayonnaise, and corsets improperly portrayed in period drama.

Something you collect: Cuddly toy bats, and more characters to thirst over (I need help).

Something you forget: That motherhood is difficult so to give myself more grace.

What's your love language? I don’t adhere to love languages, but I guess genuine connection over similar interests, banter/in-jokes.

Favorite movie/show: Aaahhh don’t make me choose! It’s always changing.

Favorite food: Galaxy Cookie Crumble, Mini Eggs, Yorkshire puddings, and pizza.

Favorite animal: Bats 🦇

Are you musical? I can hold a tune and I played flute as a kid, otherwise sadly no.

What were you like as a child? Intelligent, saw everything in black and white, more artistic, more outgoing.

Favorite subject at school? History and art.

Least favorite subject? Maths and PE.

What's your best character trait? I like to think I’m kind and understanding.

What's your worst character trait? I can be so incredibly lazy.

If you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be? More sleep. Always more sleep.

If you could travel in time who would you like to meet? Bram Stoker. I’d also love to meet my mum as a young woman, I think we would have had fun.

Recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!):

Come by @perlen-gold (Angbang)

Of Convenience by @greenleaf4stuff (Silverscars)

Last but not least, show your favorite fanart of your favorite character(s) (please remember to credit/add links!):

Melkor/Morgoth

Adar

Gil-Galad (TROP)

No pressure tags for @greenleaf4stuff, @valar-did-me-wrong, @strifes13, @wowstrawberrycow, @iwanderbecauseimlost, @withallthatisleftofmyheart, @calmlyy-chaotiic, @margauxmara, @varda-starqueen, @saffronstories, @gingeragenda, @gracefallingart, @dwarveslikeshinythings, @whenimaunicorn, @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 and anyone else who would like to play! Sorry if I missed anyone.