More Random Incorrect Quotes
William: I once set the toaster on fire, and, unsure what else to do, I picked it up, took it outside, and threw it on the ground until the fire went out. Michael was watching the entire time and when I came back inside, all he asked was; "Whatcha cooking, dad?"
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Amelia (Mrs. Emily): What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Henry: Wow, not even a 'good morning?'
Amelia: *sweetly* Good morning~! *angrily* What the fuck is wrong with you?!
(this could be about the robo charlie situation)
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Elizabeth, to Jeremy F, about Michael: Don't worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know cause I read his journal.
Jeremy F, fixing his hair a bit: He thinks it's fancy?
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Evan: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Cassidy: Cannibalism.
Evan: *confused chewing noises*
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*William comes home drunk*
Laura (Mrs. Afton): Are you coming to bed?
William: No thanks. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a wife.
*William proceeds to then lay on the ground and pass out*
Laura: *trying not to laugh*
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Simon (Freddy Mask Bully), being carried out of a fight by Michael: Do I even weigh anything to you?!
Michael: Nope, it's like holding a couple of grapes.
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*when they're teens*
Evan, wanting to ask out Cassidy: How do I ask someone out?!
Gabriel: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two~
Evan: OH MY GOD, NO!
Fritz: Twinkle, twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!
Evan: STOP IT!
Andrew: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Charlie:... I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Evan, trying to ask Cassidy out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Elizabeth, from inside the house: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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Laura: William, how many people would you have killed for me if I asked?
William: That's not important.
Laura: I DISAGREE!
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You and your FNAF boyfriend (Security Guards!)
Doing one of these character things because they're fun! :3
Prompt: You discover he's ticklish.
Mike / Michael Afton:
Mike was just showing you how well he could shoot hoops in basketball. You run over to high-five him, and pull him into a hug. Unfortunately for him, your fingers decide to feel along the fabric of his jersey. You think it's a nice material.
You did not expect to hear him flinch and giggle.
Uh oh.
Mike blushes and goes to explain it away, but it's too late. You figured it out.
Tickle time! :D Michael bursts into laughter and flails as you tickle him everywhere!
Luckily it's a private session.
Michael's worst spots are his sides, hips, and ears. (Yes, just gently brush your fingers along them.)
Most ticklish to pokes.
Will take revenge immediately! This man will not have mercy until you beg and apologize!
Cuddles afterwards. With hot tea. :)
Jeremy:
It's actually he that tickles you first.
Did it to get your attention.
You squeal and give him a 'don't do that again!' look. Even though you secretly want him to do it again…
The next time you see him, it's revenge time! You sneak up behind him and pull him into a hold, tickling his ribs by tapping them rhythmically.
But wait, dear reader! Canon Jeremy is brave, and likes a challenge! Get ready for your doom! :D
Jeremy squirms, defiantly fighting your grasp until he gets loose. Then he pulls you into his arms and tickles you, giving you the same opportunity to get away.
You do, and then you look up at him knowingly. The two of you would have many tickle fights in the coming weeks!
Worst spots are his ribs, armpits, and face (Brush his nose or his cheeks with a feather)
Feathers or feather-light touches get him best.
Will want a movie afterwards and shares hot apple cider.
Fritz:
Yes, Fritz is his own person! Huzzah! :D
Fritz is surprisingly shy. The first time you tickled him, you did it to tease. He blushed and squirmed away immediately.
We'll say he's generous. Generous with sharing his food, and generous with tickles! If you tell him, you want a tickle fight, he will gladly give you what you ask for!
Laughs easily, and rather ticklish. But always afraid he'll hurt you… This is why he tends to lose tickle fights. Poor Fritz!
Whether you are dating him, or are just friends, he will always tickle you in the ways you prefer. :) Gentleman!
Worst spots are his armpits, tummy, and legs. Feet are also a big contender!
Equally sensitive to whatever tickle tool you want to use. Go crazy!
Soft cuddles afterwards, which usually ends in the two of you falling asleep.
William:
Are you sure you want this man to tickle you…? Really sure…?
Okay then… but be warned. This man is merciless.
It's probably safest to just let him tickle you first. He does end up tickling all of his employees eventually - controversial as that may be…
He will usually sneak up behind someone and playfully pinch their hips, reminding them to smile in a sultry tone.
After hearing your laugh, he wants more. And strange though it is, you end up wanting more too.
Tickle the Weem! :D Ahem. I mean William. Heh.
Wait, that's right! Nicknames. Be playful, and he may be more likely to tickle you.
Anyways, as I was saying: tickle him back! He lets out a low chuckle, not wanting to embarrass himself. But if you continue, you'll end up hearing high pitched squeals, and begging for mercy!
Whatever you do, don't interrogate him while tickling! He'll see it as a betrayal. It's a grave mistake (literally).
But seriously. Screams like a little girl. Have mercy on him! (Or don't. :3)
Worst spots: feet, back, scalp.
Most ticklish to: paintbrushes.
Aftercare? Nah. He's too embarrassed and just wants to recover in his office alone!
Phone Guy / Scott:
My sweet baby boy angel! <3333333333333333 Protect this man's smile 2kforever.
You know what they say: The more anxious someone is, the more ticklish they are! (It's science.) Poor darlin' can't catch a break.
Really get to know him as a friend, build trust, and show him you genuinely care. If you do this, his laughter will be all the more sweet. <3
It will definitely be a love language thing for him. Hold him close, cuddle him, and then tickle him. He will have so much fun, and you will as well! :)
Has the kind of laugh that can heal people. Seriously, it's something special.
Everyone at work knows how ticklish he is. (Again, poor darlin'!) If someone simply drags their finger along his back, or taps his shoulder, he will squeal!
But it's okay. He's not too worried, because he has you around to protect him. <3
With permission, he will tickle you back. And he will tease you about all the things that make you precious while he does so!
What goes around comes around! Tickle him back, and hear that precious laugh! (Compliment him too, but only in private, because he gets emotional.)
Worst spots: navel, knees, neck.
Most ticklish to: scrub brushes (only on "tough" spots)
Despite usually losing a tickle fight, he will offer comfort to you afterwards. Lay on top of him, and make him feel safe and loved too. <3
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@ everyone, weirdest thing you've seen/experienced at a fazbear establishment, go!!
the amount of times i've seen those machines groan and scream is too many in one man's life. i don't get paid enough for it.
- mike
It was weird, I was uh working day shift and the original Chica had gotten out onto the show floor, but she didn't do anything like she does to the night guards! She actually tried to work the floor like she did in her original restaurant, it was kinda sad,,, uhm until the next night I worked night shift... blergh...
- Jeremy Fitzgerald
Oh! This is an easy one, A parent comes in with their kids and everything is normal til the parent just- POOFS leaves, and the kids are like oh yeah she does that :) guess your our babysitter now. AND OBVIOUSLY IM LIKE WHAT?!? NOO??? But I have to be we can't have any more missing children cases sooooo- AND then the parent comes back at 8PM. TWO HOURS AFTER CLOSING.
And she looks like she just came out of a drag queens vagina, straight up covered in glitter and sequins, EXHAUSTED, like ok woman i get your working or something but get a babysitter jfc! i hate working retail sometimes.
- Fritz Smith
Darling, the weirdest thing seen here is the workers! I mean we have Sir Normal Man, Punctuation Face, Afton Rebotic's JR, Phone Face and of course the only normal one here, Me~ ;) and that's not even counting the waiter's and cooking staff!
This place is like a circus sometimes I swear!
- Vincent Bishop
I don't think I have the clearance to say. I don't want to risk my job... Sorry! :)
- Scott Steven (Phone Guy ♥️☎️)
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