More Random Incorrect Quotes
William: I once set the toaster on fire, and, unsure what else to do, I picked it up, took it outside, and threw it on the ground until the fire went out. Michael was watching the entire time and when I came back inside, all he asked was; "Whatcha cooking, dad?"
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Amelia (Mrs. Emily): What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Henry: Wow, not even a 'good morning?'
Amelia: *sweetly* Good morning~! *angrily* What the fuck is wrong with you?!
(this could be about the robo charlie situation)
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Elizabeth, to Jeremy F, about Michael: Don't worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know cause I read his journal.
Jeremy F, fixing his hair a bit: He thinks it's fancy?
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Evan: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Cassidy: Cannibalism.
Evan: *confused chewing noises*
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*William comes home drunk*
Laura (Mrs. Afton): Are you coming to bed?
William: No thanks. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a wife.
*William proceeds to then lay on the ground and pass out*
Laura: *trying not to laugh*
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Simon (Freddy Mask Bully), being carried out of a fight by Michael: Do I even weigh anything to you?!
Michael: Nope, it's like holding a couple of grapes.
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*when they're teens*
Evan, wanting to ask out Cassidy: How do I ask someone out?!
Gabriel: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two~
Evan: OH MY GOD, NO!
Fritz: Twinkle, twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!
Evan: STOP IT!
Andrew: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Charlie:... I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Evan, trying to ask Cassidy out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Elizabeth, from inside the house: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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Laura: William, how many people would you have killed for me if I asked?
William: That's not important.
Laura: I DISAGREE!
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