#mrs. afton/william

[bisheepart]

More Random Incorrect Quotes

William: I once set the toaster on fire, and, unsure what else to do, I picked it up, took it outside, and threw it on the ground until the fire went out. Michael was watching the entire time and when I came back inside, all he asked was; "Whatcha cooking, dad?"

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Amelia (Mrs. Emily): What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Henry: Wow, not even a 'good morning?'

Amelia: *sweetly* Good morning~! *angrily* What the fuck is wrong with you?!

(this could be about the robo charlie situation)

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Elizabeth, to Jeremy F, about Michael: Don't worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know cause I read his journal.

Jeremy F, fixing his hair a bit: He thinks it's fancy?

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Evan: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Cassidy: Cannibalism.

Evan: *confused chewing noises*

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*William comes home drunk*

Laura (Mrs. Afton): Are you coming to bed?

William: No thanks. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a wife.

*William proceeds to then lay on the ground and pass out*

Laura: *trying not to laugh*

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Simon (Freddy Mask Bully), being carried out of a fight by Michael: Do I even weigh anything to you?!

Michael: Nope, it's like holding a couple of grapes.

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*when they're teens*

Evan, wanting to ask out Cassidy: How do I ask someone out?!

Gabriel: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two~

Evan: OH MY GOD, NO!

Fritz: Twinkle, twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!

Evan: STOP IT!

Andrew: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Charlie:... I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Evan, trying to ask Cassidy out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Elizabeth, from inside the house: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Laura: William, how many people would you have killed for me if I asked?

William: That's not important.

Laura: I DISAGREE!

[bs-fangirl]

Of course the other animatronics killed people but between mauling the guy directly in the face, hamstringing Mike, and setting off Afton’s spring-locks, the Cupcake had the most blood on its teeth.

Vicious little thing! 🧁

[chloesimaginationthings]

The story of Ballora in FNAF..

[bunnysuitconman]

"An old flyer found in the pages of a newspaper" Based off a showbiz and CEC advertizement!

[skeletoninthemelonland]

"I finally made it home, my dear"

[shinewonder]

had the time of my life with the movie

[dovewingkinnie]

balloras experience in ultimate custom night

[bruhvies]

my happy afton family where everyone is happy

[runeiio]

random fnaf head canons

[abesetacringe]

ok, lied about disappearing, here's a summary of my recent Clara (Mrs. Afton) brainrot because I refuse to stuff her into Ballora in the AU

[theartlockerlocked]

The pros and cons of having your wife back

[spoiledmilks]

the they them the two these guys them

[mechanicalinfection]

springtrap and the lovely wife, ballora <3

[north-noire]

the emilys and the aftons (two of them), but chibi sized

[sallymag22]

[shinewonder]

comprehensive fnaf relationship chart