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when the ADHD is disordering and not just making me dye my hair fun colours on impulse
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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me n sammy plush
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Surviving NNN when I'm this feral is the most extreme sport known to man
#dd posts#tw#a concept#nnn#probably gonna end myself#if i keep this up#i could chew through a brick wall#fml
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they should invent a form of self harm where no one notices or gives a fuck
#tw sh related#tw sh implied#tw sh joke#tw sh destructive behaviour#sh vent#bpd vent#actually bpd#bpd thoughts#bpd#bpd problems#actually borderline#bpd safe#mentally tired#actually mentally ill#mentally fucked#mentally exhausted#mentally unstable#im so tired#im tired#tired#so tired#fml#bpd stuff
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okay I'm sold fuck all of my platonic ships fuck everything. there's a care to this animation that my neurodivergence must immediately bullet point or I'll explode
ford is surprised, yes, you can see his confusion in his body language. his shoulders are still by his side and his arms remain there
but he still leans in
the memory gun. just. that. fiddlesticks or whatever the FUCK he's called knows that it probably wouldn't work one way or another and uses it because he knows how it works
ford is confused the whole way through. you see the sweat, the masterful expression work it's epic it's cool it's very chefs kiss.
fiddlefuck wipes his lip because he's getting rid of the evidence of him doing this entirely, solidifying his intentions even without diologue
'i love you'
forgotten confession..
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purple tie. purple bow.
#noticed it the first time he was on screen that his tie was kinda purple n then he showed up again and it was more purple and thEN springtra#god#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#william afton#steve raglan#matthew lillard#fnafedit#filmedit#kyle.gif#fnaf spoilers#fnaf movie spoilers#five night at freddy’s spoilers#the way u can see the colouring fuck ups in the last one bc the shot was that dark#fml#springtrap#userriel#1k#5k
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op
#memes#meme#dumb shit#funny image#funny meme haha#kms#fml#dank memes#ha ha funny#it’s funny bc it’s true#meme page#meme account#spicy memes#funny#meme queen#lol
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nooo guys help i mothered too close to the sun
#jean grey#x men#x-men#x men comics#except i took her and i made her my oc dont rat me out#what else.#the phoenix#art#artist#artists on tumblr#fml#illustration#digital artist#digital drawing#digital painting#digital art#digital illustration#drawing#any's art
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I work in an organic synthesis lab, so pretty fucking bad when it comes to the amount of different toxic chemicals. My guess is we have +3000 bottles / containers in our department alone, but nobody knows the exact number.
From what I can tell through a bit of detective work, the chemicals have not been properly checked for at least a DECADE.
I wish I was making this up. I was hired to fix things and I'm trying, but today scared the crap out of me.
I found in no particular order:
- Hydrofluoric acid. Improperly marked and stored for ?? Years and unknown percent solution. It had turned green. We do not own the antidote.
- 5L 40% hydrogen peroxide. Unknown age but guessing at least 10 years. I had to open it to ensure no pressure built up 🙃
- a cabinet full of solvents that have been there for a minimum of 8 years. Includes at least 2 peroxide forming liquids and it's unclear whether they are stabilised.
For those who don't do chemistry these 3 are respectively: death upon skin contact, explosive risk and bad explosive risk with cancer bonus.
I have retreated to my office for a break to contemplate what the fuck to do about all this.
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Heaven’s 愛 302 - PlayStation 2 - 2003
#y2k#y2k aesthetic#y2k style#y2k nostalgia#y2k icons#2000s web#old web#2000s#early 2000s#2000s internet#my ai art#yeah I really liked this one#the prompt took like 5 hours to get it exactly how I had it in my head#fml#hehehe#sorry again#pls no silly ai hate#we get it some of you don’t like#pls#playstation 2#ps2
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I k1ll myself in my head about 15 times a day, why can't at least one of them be real?
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FML: Video
“Shoot, I don’t know about this. Something about watching this feels weird.”
My bro just kept holding my face, “You said you wanted to be one of the bros dude. Just keep watching, this video will tell you everything you need to know”
“Yeah, you said that, but this is just static and nonsense, and something about it has me on edge. Just let me get out of here.”
“But don’t it speak to you? Isn’t there something you want to let out jock boy.”
“I…no, no I… I can’t… stop, what’s happening?”
“Jock boy is about to learn what being a bro is all about. Jock boy wants to listen carefully to his bro and watch the video.”
“No no no… but, it… it sounds so… calm…”
“Yeah jock boy, just like a mind vacation. Just let it happen. Good jock boy.”
“Must… listen… to… bruuuuhhh.”
Sometimes it takes a little convincing, but eventually they all fall. Their eyes grow wide before their muscles go limp and mouths drop open. It usually only takes a little bit for them to process. But when they finally do come too, it’s like a whole different world in there. The first one I did by accident. Found the weird file and sent it to my roommate as a joke. It wasn’t until I got back from class that I saw just how much power I now had.
Gone was the theater kid, in his place was a souped up bro ready to knock back some cold ones, and get sweaty in the gym. It was a surprise when he began rubbing my thigh in the sauna, and pulled me in for a kiss. I melted in his arms as he positioned me on the bench and began stretching me out. I was so relaxed he slid in with no lube, fucking me raw and hard as his tongue kept my mouth distracted from moaning. Thought I just got lucky there, happened to get a gay guy. But I quickly learned for him now, “any hole’s a goal.” And it was confirmed when I tried it with a second guy:
Good old Southern boy, and as straight as they came. Thought he was hot shit in class. Sent him the file when we were on a group project together. By the next day when he came in, he couldn’t add two numbers together with a calculator. He was still smug as hell but in bed, let’s just say he earned it. He was about as thick as an ear of corn, and he knew how to plow a field and spread his seed.
I had tried a couple others since then. A scholarship rival here. A group mate there. A couple disappointing dates that ended up really turning the night around. But my friend had finally gotten curious and started asking some questions. I didn’t need someone to question what was happening. I needed a lifting buddy. This was my first time trying to edit the file to get some different results.
“Hey, bro? What happened last night? I feel hung over as fuck..”
Holy shit he was massive. “Nothing too much bro. You just got fucking shit faced.”
“Huhuhu, yeah,” he gawfed, “sounds right.
It was time to try the trigger and see how much the changes worked, “Hey, jock boy, tell me your name.”
His laughter stopped as his eyes glossed over, “My name is Jack, but my friends just call me Jacked.”
“What do you want more than anything, jock boy?”
“To serve my bros,” he replied.
“Will you do anything for them?”
His mind flickered for a moment. I saw a look of confusion pass over him. He looked down, “Hey, what… WHAT HAPPENED? What did you do-“
I walked up and held his face“JOCK BOY, STOP.”
He tried to fight it, his mind pulling him back to the abyss. But as I watched his body slowly relax, I knew I had won even before he said, “Ye-yeah. Sure thing bro.”
“Jock Boy, will you do anything for your bros?”
His face broke out in a shiteating grin, “Fuck yeah, anything for my bros.”
“New exercise routine. You, face down, ass up. My bed. Now.”
He excitedly ran back to my bedroom. I heard the bed squeal under his weight. Good to know I could edit things. Can’t always let my bros have all the fun.
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How it feels as a dark skinned trans woman moving to the US next month
#fml#us politics#us elections#trans rights#transfem#fuck my life#its over#this is fine#no its not#minority#immigrants
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-open tag-
Thank you @darktiger57 for tagging me in this game 💜 let's make a poll with my fave fictional women!
I'm tagging @lowercasenospaces @byleriscanon @onlineproblems @tetsujin4441 @buckdefencesquad @disordercinema @cheer-me-up-scotty if you feel like doing it! No pressure :3
#i tried to make it in a real rank 1-10 but my relationship with some of these characters are real complex#so i just went by how insane they made me when i thought of them#this was so painful i never remember character names. i spent 6 months watching Yellowjackets on repeat and i had to google my fav characte#fml
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Imagine if he started getting scared of bridges too
#idk man these are so half-assed but i spent way too much time for it to only rot in my gallery#and i literally have 0 energy to finish this or like add more sketches for context#aa#ace attorney#aa4#seven year gap#ace attorney fanart#I THREW THE CONTEXT IN THE TRASH BIN FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELVES UEFHHHHH#the bridge didnt snapped if you cant tell#he was just reminiscing the fall after it creaked#anyways#fml#fanart#art#ace attorney art#aa art#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#this is hurt/comfort but i threw the comfort as well#i hate this#DELETING IF IT FLOPS IM GONNAKMS#“we as a community should make him cry more” i have never nodded so hard ever in my life
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wait-
so is the entire fandom crying about zutara not being real or is that just the minority of the fandom..?
cause if so, I’m only getting the minority’s posts AND I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGREE
ZUTARA WAS A MISSED CHANCE OF A BEAUTIFUL AND WHOLESOME ENEMIES TO LOVERS AND THEY JUST LET IF FLOP
IM SO MAD-
LOOK AT THEM
THE FUMBLE OF THE CENTURY, I TELL YOU
#zutara#avatar the last airbender#katara#zuko#avatar zuko#avatar katara#IT WAS SUCH A MISSED CHANCE#fml#fumble of the century#fumbled
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