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Hey. I was wondering if you can do a hc of Edward Elric helping and taking care of their GN s/o who sprained their ankle from playing sports
Edward Elric x s/o with a sprained ankle
When Edward learns that their GN s/o has sprained their ankle, his initial reaction might be a mixture of concern and frustration. He can't help but express his exasperation at their s/o's recklessness, emphasizing the importance of being careful. However, beneath his gruff exterior, he genuinely cares for their well-being.
Despite his initial annoyance, Edward sets aside his frustrations and quickly takes charge of the situation. He insists on helping their s/o to a safe place and sternly advises them to avoid putting any weight on the injured ankle, fearing further damage.
Edward's stubbornness surfaces as he devises his own methods to aid in their s/o's recovery. He may research unconventional remedies or create unique alchemical concoctions to assist with reducing swelling and relieving pain. While his methods may be unorthodox, he genuinely believes in their effectiveness.
As their s/o rests, Edward's super-smart and analytical mind goes to work. He studies the anatomy of the foot and ankle, researching the best practices for a speedy recovery. He becomes determined to apply his knowledge to assist their s/o's healing process.
Edward's hot-tempered nature occasionally flares up when his s/o pushes themselves too hard or fails to follow his instructions. He becomes vocal about their negligence, reminding them of the consequences and scolding them for their stubbornness. However, beneath the scolding, his concern for their well-being remains evident.
Edward's commitment to helping their s/o manifests through his unwavering dedication. He becomes their unwavering support system, attending to their every need. Whether it's assisting with daily activities, fetching necessities, or providing emotional comfort, he throws himself into the caretaker role.
Edward's own impatience with rules and authority becomes a driving force behind their s/o's recovery. He encourages them to push their limits (within reason), constantly motivating them to regain strength and mobility. However, he needs to balance this with caution to ensure they don't aggravate the injury further.
Despite his rough exterior, Edward surprises their s/o with small acts of kindness. He might prepare their favorite meals to lift their spirits or find ways to entertain them during their recovery, utilizing his wit and intelligence to engage their minds.
Edward's genuine love and concern shine through his actions, even if his expressions of affection are unconventional. He may not be the most sentimental or verbally expressive, but his dedication and determination to see their s/o back on their feet speak volumes.
As their s/o gradually heals, Edward's pride in their progress becomes evident. He becomes their biggest cheerleader, celebrating each milestone and encouraging them to keep pushing forward.
Your sprained ankle,
admin san
#edward x reader#edward elric x reader#edward elric headcanon#fma edward#edward elric#fma headcanon#fma brotherhood#fmab headcanons#fmab x reader
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The biggest thing that absolutely convinced me that Roy's womaniser front is completely fake is Arakawa telling us that he doesn't own a bed and sleeps on a couch.
It sounds to me like Roy is the kind of guy who gets dramatically less fuckable the more you get to know him.
Like, imagine going on a date with this guy who's suave and super successful and a war hero.
It's all going great until he takes you back to his place.
His place is a studio apartment. Even though dude owns several expensive suits and he has taken you to the most expensive restaurant in his expensive car.
He has newspaper cuttings all over his walls and his floors. Some of those cuttings are articles about his war crimes. His wardrobe is open, and you can see that the only clothing he owns are multiple versions of his military uniform and more suits.
He asks you if you want to take things to the couch.
He has no bedroom. Only a couch in the middle of his studio apartment.
You do not take things to the couch. You do not go on a second date.
#fullmetal alchemist#roy mustang#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma#fmab#manga#hiromu arakawa#headcanon
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I love the idea of Ed and Al going on their repective travels and sending each other (+ Winry) photos in the mail. Photos of landscapes, new friends they've made, small animals, new gadgets, spices, anything to share what they've seen while apart.
#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#alphonse elric#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma headcanons
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Dating Thomas Hewitt Would Include…
WARNING(S): brief mentions of cannibalism, violence, kidnapping, stockholm syndrome, restraints, etc.
NOTES: i recently watched ‘the texas chainsaw massacre: the beginning’ for the first time and while i didn’t like the main cast, thomas made it worthwhile. loved every second he was on screen. :))
• You don’t know how exactly, but out of all your friends (Chrissie, Bailey, Dean, and Eric), you were the only one that Thomas showed mercy to and when it came to hurting your well-being— whenever it was brought up, it was always instigated by his Uncle Charlie or “Hoyt”— he seemed always hesitant to do so.
- And if Thomas had to relocate you for some odd reason, he’d be gentle with you. Additionally, he’d go out of his way to bring you food, water, fix your hair to make you look all pretty, and even get a wet rag to wash the dried blood (not yours, thankfully) from your skin. It confuses you how a man coming from a disgusting and cannibalistic family was touching you as if you’d break. He’s strange, but endearingly because if he wasn’t, you’d be a goner.
• In your time in the hands of the Hewitt family, you made friendly conversation with Thomas the most. It took a while to get used to him and while he prefers not to talk, you don’t mind one bit. Since he’s practically out of touch with the rest of the world, you take it as your responsibility to catch him up on music, specifically the songs and bands you like the most, and promise him that you’ll show him every song you’ve mentioned when you get out of your restraints.
- It took some time before you were able to get out of your restraints. After all, you are the family’s captor, they can’t just have you running out of the house now.
- It took an ungodly amount of time before the family put their trust in you and removed your restraints. And to their surprise, you didn’t even try to run away.
- In fact, you could always be found following Thomas around like a lost puppy. It was truly a sight to behold. Luda Mae and a few of her friends that she’d invite over for tea would always make jokes about you falling head over heels for the boy whilst his uncle was less than impressed and would always proceed to make fun of Thomas and his condition.
• Thomas isn’t stupid. He knows how much of a scumbag Charlie is, but it’s mainly because of how much you voice on how you don’t feel safe around him, so Thomas protective over you and whenever you feel uncomfortable, you know to come running to him where you can be safe.
• Also… Thomas doesn’t know how to slow dance and while you’re not the best teacher because of your lack of experience, it didn’t make things any less special when you tried to show him the basics.
- It was a very special moment in Thomas’ book, one that he’ll cherish forever, especially when you decided to rest your head on his chest where you could his heart race.
• It shouldn’t go without saying that Thomas is incredibly touch-starved. After a childhood and young-adulthood of being completely touch-starved, he’s had turned into an adult who was both desperate for and terrified of touch.
- You had to ease him into it since he was initially afraid that you’d be rough with him but after reassuring him that there is no reason to be afraid, it’s easy sailing for Thomas. He’s handsy, to say the least. He likes to press his leg against yours when you sit next to each other at dinner, pressing a kiss to your shoulder while he holds you at night, hugging you from behind while you’re working on something, or fixing your hair — even though he knows you don’t need help with something like that…
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author’s note: MY BABY MYYYYYY BABY
#the texas chainsaw massacre#texas chainsaw massacre#the texas chainsaw massacre: the beginning#leatherface#leatherface x reader#leatherface imagine#leatherface hcs#thomas hewitt#thomas hewitt x reader#thomas hewitt x y/n#thomas hewitt x you#thomas hewitt imagine#thomas hewitt hcs#slashers#horror movies#slashers x reader#slashers x y/n#slashers x you#fmab reader#thomas hewitt headcanon#x reader one shot#slasher imagines#slashers hcs#fluff#bf headcanons#boyfriend imagine#protective bf#he’s so cute#texas chainsaw massacre x y/n#texas chainsaw massacre x reader
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ayato aishi being in love with an idol!reader would include...
sfw. warnings: yandere and obsessive behavior but that’s about it.
author’s note: this was also posted on my wattpad account, just wanted to share it here!
• the only reason ayato knew of your existence was because he heard your name a few times brought up at school. at first, he thought you were a student at akademi but something in the back of his mind told him that he had the wrong idea. he ended up shrugging it off. that is, until he saw a 3d billboard of you in tokyo, telling the watchers below to buy tickets for your upcoming concert.
• this whole time, y/n was an idol? ayato felt like a complete idiot when he realized this and spent the next few minutes, just standing there on the sidewalk, watching the same billboard cycle through other things until you popped up again. when you did, ayato took his time admiring your features. it's no wonder you were so popular at school...you're gorgeous.
• with that, ayato hurried to his house whilst he looked up everything about you and once he was in his house, he listened to every single song that you have ever sung. unreleased, popular, underrated, instrumental, acapella, you name it. you just so happened to have over 45 songs! for someone who was in the music scene for such a short amount of time, you did have a lot of albums...but that's alright!
— while it wasn't ayato's usual taste in music, he was willing to make an exception for you and only you.
• ayato is the type of guy to see someone wearing a piece of your merchandise, walk up to them, and say, "oh, you like y/n l/n? name 5 songs."
— insufferable, yes, but he had to assert dominance and show every single follower that he was your number #1 fan! if someone claims to be it, they're dead wrong. literally.
• he hates how some of the guys at his school also knew who you were and thought you were attractive. ayato knows that realistically, it was bound to happen but he still hates having to deal with it and it's not like he could do anything about it too, just suck it up.
• if you're the type of idol to dye your hair differently with every single album debut, ayato carefully tracks for any leaks on what color it would be because he's been debating on matching with you. he's lucky that akademi high school isn't strict when it comes to uniquely colored hair (as some schools force students to dye their hair black, even if a person's natural hair color is brown). of course, he would stick out more but he didn't care. it's a way he can show his support for you and there's nothing wrong with that.
• has only been to one of your concerts since, he won't lie, the tickets are a bit pricey and his part-time job could hardly cover it. the concert was really cool to experience— especially since ayato doesn't get out much— and he loved seeing you in person, but some annoying fans in front of him wouldn't stop holding their signs up in the air blocking his view but still tried to have a good thing by waving his light-stick and chanting in perfect harmony with the other fans.
— he would've gone a vip pass instead, but if he did that, ayato would have become flat-broke and that would in turn make him receive an angry lecture from his parents about finances.
• ayato has sent you loads of fan mail, some by name, others anonymously. he's sure that you get thousands by the hour but if there is even the slightest chance that you might read at least one of his, he'll take that opportunity
• whenever you describe your ideal type in a man in interviews, ayato makes it his duty to meet the criteria. you want someone with a little bit of muscle? he can work out more. you want a man who can cook? looks like ayato will be joining the cooking club at school. trust me, he will do anything to be viewed perfect in your eyes
• although his first-ever time seeing you in person was pretty much a bust, ayato made up for it by teaming up with info-kun to see where you would be in japan and finding your location by fan sightings. it was from there that ayato was able to find you in shibuya but it wasn't good news, actually. you were mad at the paparazzi trying to take scandalous photos of you and when ayato realized this, his head began to spin and he, too, started shouting at them to give you some space and to back off.
— when you realized this, you turned over to see just who was coming to help you since you weren't expecting it and mouthed a small 'thank you' which sent ayato's heart soaring.
• ayato has purchased an ungodly amount of merch from you, whether that be shirts, water bottles, limited-time ramen, or soda cans, he's even ripped off pages in magazines solely because your face was on it.
• alas, he still needs to find a way to worm into your personal life. it's a little hard to do that with just how many bodyguards you have and have lots of cameras in your house, too many for him to be able to capture you without any issues...
#yandere headcanons#yandere x you#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere boy#yandere#yandere kun#yandere simulator#yandere sim#yandere kun x reader#yandere kun hcs#yandere kun imagines#ayato aishi#ayato aishi x reader#ayato aishi imagine#ayato aishi hcs#gn reader#gender neutral reader#gender neutral y/n#fmab reader#idol reader#akademi high school#random#yandere x darling#yandere x y/n#video games#i do not support yandere dev#writing#fanfic
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I think it would be hilarious if when Ed and Al joined team Mustang they just assumed Roy and Riza were married and like one day much to their confusion and sadness they find out they're not and the rest of Team Mustang has to be like we don't really get it either
Alphonse: Hey, what's Leiutenant Hawkeye's last name
Falman: What do you mean? It's Hawkeye. Riza Hawkeye.
Alphonse: What
Falman: H-A-W-K-E-Y-E, R-I-Z-A
Edward: Wait, I thought that was her nickname since she's the top sniper, "The Hawk's eye"
Fuery: Yeah, but her last name is also coincidently "Hawkeye."
Havoc: Honestly, that's probably where the name came from. The officials at the military academy aren't that creative.
Rebecca, with dramatic flare: Or maybe it was her destiny
Alphonse: So, is that why she kept her last name?
Havoc: What do you mean?
Edward: Why she didn't take the colonel bastard's last name?
Alphonse: Yeah, it could be confusing to have a Lieutenant Mustang and Colonel Mustang
Edward: Why do you think I call him Colonel Bastard, it's not just accurate but strategic
Rebecca: Oh . . . honey . . no
Edward: What?
Alphonse: What's wrong?
Edward: Why does everyone look sad all of a sudden?
Rebecca: *sniffles*
Havoc: *puts a comforting hand on Rebecca's shoulder*
Fuery: The Lieutenant and the colonel . . . well . . . They aren't actually married
Rebecca: *starts crying on Havoc's shoulder*
Alphonse: B-but they're together, aren't they?
Rebecca: *cries even louder*
Havoc: *rubs her back comfortingly*
Breda: No, they're not - I mean, well
Alphonse: Why aren't they together?!
Rebecca, sobbing: WWWWHHHYYYY?!
Hakuro: What the hell is going on in here?!
Rebecca: *furiously screams something inaudible at Hakuro*
Hakuro: *exits scaredly*
Later in Resembool they break the sad and shocking news to Winry who actually takes it a lot harder than they do because she ships them soooooo much
#roy mustang#royai#team mustang#riza hawkeye#edward elric#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#alphonse elric#heymans breda#jean havoc#fma#fma brotherhood#fmab#fma:b#fma: brotherhood#fma headcanons#royai headcanons#rebecca catalina#kain fuery#vato falman#winry rockbell#post#dyingroses
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I finished fmab lastnight and cried so hard I gave myself a headache. so here's a sketch of me figuring out how to draw Alphonse teehee
#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#alphonse elric#and my own tags#Spenxer Lou Art#Lou is an Artist#uhmmmm. yeah. I'm slowly building some headcanons around him bc. he's my guy#Also I can relate to him a lot as a youger sibling by a year who also calls their older brother 'brother' 💪#anyways. frolics away#THIRD attempt at posting this. Because tumblr is being a dweeb.
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reunited.
#when you’ve been separated by some very far distance- still being able to communicate but not really getting to be TOGETHER for a long time#and then you finally are reunited#yeah#that feeling#you just know they didn’t leave each others side for several months after the promised day#i headcanon that al specifically hugs ed every single chance he can get#their love for each other makes me actually go insane i could yell about it for hours#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fma fanart#edward elric#alphonse elric
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Another thing to add to the list of reasons Alphonse Elric is my favorite character in FMA is that he fights with swords, spears, giant flying dragons, etc because if he’s gonna get stuck as a soul bonded to a suit of armor then dangit, he’s gonna commit to the aesthetic
#personally I headcanon that he was already into knights tales and the like before The Incident#I love how he and Ed have very different styles/aesthetics—Ed is into cool stabby stuff (or wicked-looking chainsaw-seque blades in the#manga) and meanwhile Al is knight-core chivalric paladin#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#fmab#alphonse elric
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Headcanons that are meaningless to everyone but me (or extremely niche inside jokes formed by my friend group)
Hawkeye finds pleasantries, mostly "hello"s and "goodbye"s, pointless and kind of annoying. She'll sometimes engage in them in person but never over the phone. She often hangs up while the other person is mid "bye".
Havoc's "tried and true" opener on dates is that he prefers rainy weather because he, quote, "loves to curl up by the window with a good book and some tea". This is not only a bold-faced lie, but it hasn't helped him get past the first date so it's not any more effective than his other lines.
Fuery pulls more women than Havoc does (not that there was any competition lmao) but he is somehow unaware of this.
Mustang's singular hobby that he does purely for fun is building model ships. His only social interaction is with his coworkers because he does not have any other friends.
Ed thinks Winry is cooped up in her shop all day and all night but that's literally only when he shows up because he DOES IT UNANNOUNCED!! Winry has a thriving social life both in Resembool and Rush Valley. She knows every single person in Resembool and keeps tabs on the neighbors. She's invited to dinners and group outings all the time. People mourned when she moved to RV. Within a month of working at Garfiel's, she'd already met most of the people on the street and she remembers most of their names.
Because of her interests, it's often assumed that Winry is a "not like other girls" type but she is the exact opposite. If you say a single misogynistic thing about other girls' interests (like astrology or pop music) on a first date she is getting up and leaving.
Ling is hypermobile and can bend his hands like this️ ⬇️ as well as do things like back bends and pulling his shoulders out of their sockets. When he was younger he would go up to literally anyone (family members, visiting officials, perfect strangers) and ask if they wanted to see him pull his shoulder out and then not wait for an answer.
Ling's favorite fruit is mango. When he was seven he refused to eat anything but that and had so many that he threw up at a family function. (Mangos were ruined for him for two years.)
Lan Fan does not get sick often but when she does It's Bad and she's taken out for a week or more. When she was younger and delirious with fever, she started distressedly mumbling that she was turning into a cookie. Nothing would convince her otherwise (Fu tried everything). In the end, they had to get Ling to help and he calmed her down in seconds by saying "there are no crumbs so I think you're probably okay".
This is a small one: Lan Fan is on the ace spectrum.
When Mei cooks for other people she makes it as cute as humanly possible. Everything that can have a smiley face or heart on it will. Side note, Al and Mei are 100% a couple that cooks together.
Mei is a little bit fujopilled. You understand.
While he seems shady as hell, Greed's rap sheet is actually pathetically small. The worst crime he's ever committed is, of course, the single instance of kidnapping that we saw on screen.
Greed doesn't understand electricity. He thinks it's powered by electric eels ("eelectricity") and has numerous drawings in his diaries theorizing on the mechanics of these machines. Ex: A generator that has an eel tank with a water wheel inside of it. The drawing is accented with large arrows and question marks and "HOW DOES IT WORK"s. That being said! He's not stupid in all academics. Give this guy some numbers and put it in a financial context and he can calculate anything.
Greed likes the "finer things" but he also has bad taste and sometimes these clash horribly. Is the furniture in his home expensive? Yes. Does any of it match in any conceivable way? Fuck no. Also that nice walnut hutch that cost 1.5K is used solely to display his novelty bong collection.
Heinkel and Darius only became close and discovered the other was gay because of the Camping Trip. So,
#“op where is edwirt elrack” i dont ljke him#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#headcanons#team mustang#winry rockbell#ling yao#lan fan#mei chang#greed the avaricious#fmab darius#fmab heinkel
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Hi, can I request headcanons sfw and nsfw of ling yao with a sweet but very very shy female reader? I love this guy and I want to see more headcanons of him (both sfw and nsfw).
It's ok if you don't want to do the nsfw part, I understand you don't want to do this type of request, I appreciate you reading this and have a good day/afternoon/night
thanks for the request, sorry for taking months to do this. hope you like it :)
Ling x shy! reader - hcs
Ling is immediately drawn to your sweet and shy nature. He finds your reserved demeanor endearing and wants to make you feel comfortable and safe in his presence.
Ling often goes out of his way to engage you in lighthearted conversations and activities, using his charismatic and playful side to bring a smile to your face. He enjoys making you laugh and seeing you open up bit by bit.
Despite Ling's natural inclination for comical behavior, he becomes surprisingly gentle and understanding around you. He respects your shyness and never pushes you beyond your comfort zone, allowing you to open up at your own pace.
Ling pays careful attention to the smallest details about you. He remembers your preferences, such as your favorite flowers or books, and surprises you with thoughtful gestures or gifts that show he genuinely cares.
Ling becomes your biggest supporter and protector. He sees your shyness as something worth preserving and cherishing, and he encourages you to embrace your own unique qualities. He helps boost your confidence and assures you that your voice and opinions matter.
Ling's shrewdness and observant nature come into play when it comes to understanding your emotions. He can often sense your unease or discomfort even when you don't explicitly express it, and he takes steps to alleviate your anxiety and make you feel at ease.
Ling is fiercely loyal and devoted to those he cares about, including you. He becomes your confidant and pillar of support, always ready to lend a listening ear or offer advice whenever you need it.
Ling is patient and understanding with your shyness, never rushing or pressuring you to change. Instead, he encourages you to embrace your own unique qualities and reminds you that he is there for you every step of the way.
Ling's protective instincts are especially heightened when it comes to you. He would go to great lengths to ensure your safety and well-being, always placing your needs and security above his own.
your emperor,
admin san
#fmab headcanons#fma headcanon#fmab#ling#ling yao x reader#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist x y/n#fullmetal alchemist x reader#fullmetal alchemist imagine#fullmetal alchemist headcanon
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Just thinking about how Ed's automail hurts whenever the weather changes. Not just day to day weather but in extremes, like gloomy rainy days. Or hot humid heat. Either way his ports hurt and body aches.
In the cold the metal starts to freeze and brings down his own body Temperature, along with the fact that metal contracts when cold. His ports would get to tight to walk or move comfortably. Since he's always cold, his immune system goes down and he gets sick more frequently. Frost bite being another big possibility.
In the heat he suffers just as much, his automail heating up and thus the ports heat up his skin making him more susceptible to hypothermia, even heatstrokes and heat rashes (hyperthermia when it gets cold) ,even burning him at times.
Both sides of the coin can also potentially damage his automail. The condensation from the humid heat and the water from frost and snow can lead to the possibility of it rusting his joints and making his automail weaker in combat. Making his reaction time slower due to the bolts and hinges not moving properly.
All these reasons gave me the idea that resembool is the perfect place for him and his automail. The weather doesn't really change, only during rare times of a rainstorm or an unusually hot summer but overall it's a place that's constant. Kinda how Winry is a constant for Ed, with everything else being so hectic and unsure ( the homunculus, the government, foreign royalty, even the possibility of them not being able to get their bodies back) winry and resembool are the things that Ed knows for sure are waiting for him.
It's also where he first was fitted with his new arm and leg. He did his recovery there and so his body has essentially healed and adjusted to the areas conditions. I mean anytime he and Al need to rest or take a break it's usually at resembool, sure it may be for matienence but they feel most at peace there.
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#fmab#headcanon#unintentional edwin#fma angst#Ed angst#fmab angst#hurt/comfort
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Cuddling Headcanons with Edward Elric
Tea Type: Boba
Potential Triggers: N/A
Pairing: Edward/F! Reader
Length: 180
Summary: N/A
Ed loves to be the big spoon.
I dunno if you’ve noticed this, but he’s a little protective.
Being the big spoon lets him feel like you’re not going to leave him, it’s a physical reassurance he adores.
Likes to bury his face into your neck as he sleeps, the heat and feeling of your skin against his is super reassuring.
Quietly talks of his adventures with Al in hushed whispers until you both doze off, or listens to you talk about your day.
Some days he just gets really quiet and takes in all he has that’s around him, and on those days you make sure you spend plenty of time cuddling him to ground him and remind him it’s all real and he’s safe now.
Likes to cuddle outside in a sunny spot with you on a blanket and fall asleep only to then teach you about the stars and constellations during the night.
The quickest way to calm him down from a nightmare is to hold him tightly and squeeze him until he comes back to himself.
#tlc: boba#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist headcanons#female reader#edward elric x reader#edward elric x you#tlc: headcanons#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood
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Headcanon that since Alphonse’s armored hands were so much larger than human hands, he slowly lost the ability to write with a pencil, so when he got his body back, his script was very shaky. Ed would sit behind his younger brother and help hold his hand, guide the pencil through the strokes. Eventually, the two of them end up having nearly the same handwriting because of this method of re-teaching.
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my headcanon is that at some point Mustang's entire line of command thinks that the Colonel and Lieutenant Hawkeye must have something going on except Edward, who's always ready to deny everything because he's strongly convinced that 1) it's just unfounded gossip and everyone must be insane for thinking it's true, 2) lieutenant Hawkeye deserves way better than that bastard, 3) come on, the lieutenant would never date someone like him, and 4) Mustang doesn't deserve anything in general, let alone a woman like her
so when he finds out they're actually in a relationship he starts freaking out (and Alphonse is like ,, told you so), he goes through the 5 stages of grief and actively tries to convince Riza to dump Mustang everytime he sees her (until Alphonse drags him away)
(they gotta thank Edward if the rumors died down tho)
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Headcanon that Roy had to teach Ed how to do taxes at one point and it went about as well as being in elementary school and asking your dad for help on your math homework. Like:
*three hours in*
roy: what does that say.
ed: i don’t know
roy: do you know how to read.
ed, sounding unsure: *sobbing* …YES???
roy: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ, FULLMETAL. WHAT DOES IT SAY.
ed, sobbing: I DON’T. KNOW.
al, sitting quietly in the back playing with the cat he smuggled in: 👁️👄👁️
alternatively trisha taught him how to do taxes before she died because she wanted him to be prepared
#riza from outside the office: its been three hours sir-#edward elric#fmab#ed elric#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#edward elric headcanon#fma brotherhood#fma:b#roy mustang#alphonse elric headcanon#alphonse elric#roy mustang headcanon
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