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[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 1, Poll 3

[abnormalcleric]

Would people please stop talking to me? I’m trying to daydream about grown men kissing each other.

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Flyoming is a great ship because it's just Two Spec Ops agents who can and would kill each other for the cause. And that's like the main reason they're into each other.

[lavernius]

First spar.

Joke + Florida design via @egodystonix.

[amell]

red vs blue era back. little florida doodle and what i assume their first mission together

[joltning]

florida the kind of mfer to never shut the fuck up. I love him

[oops-ibrokereality]

Have been thinking of rvb again recently. Anyone ask for a cowboy au?

[codename-theta]

So.. here's more art of the cowboy au me and @oops-ibrokereality are working on 👀👀👀👀. I love flyoming so much

[asphodeldreams]

Reminder: this survey closes in 5 days!! cast your votes now before it fades away into the ether

Update: Red vs Blue Survey

In honor of pride month, we have decided to extend the deadline of this rainbow colored survey until the end of june

jk (kinda) we are mainly just trying to give people more time to watch restoration before filling it out/try to wait until we can get a better sample size As of writing this, we have 122 responses, which is a bit lower than my target goal of 164, which was the amount of responses received the first go around with the older, less organized, version of this survey The new deadline will be june 30th, at 11:59pm EST! Thank you to everyone who has filled it out thus far, and for sharing it around!

[sharkface]

RVB fanbase is too dead for anything funny to happen after restoration but I wish we'd get one last incident where someone comes up with two random guys who have never met to ship and it inexplicably gets popular like what happened with flyoming and templeshark

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 1, Poll 9

[noridal]

free space just means you get to check it off no matter what, no conditions for acquisition :) and do u have other Florida man ship u like besides the pinnacle of Florida? letting u choose 🩵

Oh so you really want to watch the world burn, uh? Well, you'll get a long post about my thoughts on what I've seen in my time of hyperfixating on our lovely Captain.

Starting off strong, we have Flyoming:

The fandom decided that these two gotta be married for that one scene where they stand next to each other, and I'm not having it™. Don't get me wrong, asshole/ray of sunshine is a delicious dynamic, except this is not what's going on here. I like to think that if they're married, they're constantly trying to poison each other or choke their husband in his sleep. They're fucking the same guy because their marriage is open (of course) and enjoy having threesome or regularly attend their favourite swinger's club (to distract themselves from how bad it's going). Why don't they get a divorce? The hatefucking is too good.

Honestly, Wyoming is secretly terrified of Florida (as everyone should be) and Florida, well, dislikes Wyoming (as everyone should), but they can't say it out loud because it wouldn't be nice :)

As colleagues they totally work, maybe even friends. But romantically? This is a trainwreck, RvB fandom.

Let's move on with exactly fucked once(1), Flucker:

I'm unsure wether this would be marked as canon or not. Because Florida definitely would fuck Tucker, but Tucker is too caught up in his "must pretend to be straight" pantomime. Still they both fucked Church at least once. Either way, Flowers/Tucker is either one sided (from Florida's side) or Tucker secretly wants to bang but he isn't ready to admit it.

The potential is there, though. Florida has a daddy kink? Well, Tucker got pregnant. It would make sense if Florida was into that too. Parenting Junior is something Florida would mess up terribly, although I'm pretty sure he'd love his alien kid as much as he seems to love everyone in blue base.

Setting that aside, I'm pretty sure that if Tucker ever got curious enough to try, that would be his first and last time doing whatever Florida's into. Kid's too proud to have someone call him baby boy more than once.

It's great material for a long fic which is half about Tucker coming to term with the fact he's bi and half about how much fucking Captain Flowers was weird af. Or, a pretty steamy single chapter smut fic talking about that one time. Either way I'm going through their tag because there's so little material it only takes 10 minutes.

Talking about daddy kink, it's time for the daddiest ship of them all:

This is the kind of ship that at first you see and think "wtf this doesn't make any sense", but the more you look into it the more you realize these two dads have something in common.

First of all, the comedy here. The irony of Sarge falling for the blue Captain is pure gold. In a barbecue situation, they'd talk non-stop about their adopted kids. They both are definitely into fishing/hunting/diy shit, and exchange progressively more huninged survival tips to each other. Honestly, they just get along.

Another version of them that tickles my brain is "dating before PFL/Blood Gulch" so that. Makes them exes? Either way these guys are old and must have their fair share of dating experience by the time we see them, and once again it would be ironic putting them against each other. Or, since Florida was the one picking the people on red team, you can also picture this as "he just wanted really really bad to have his lover back".

Also, they both have a boner for murder.

In conclusion, there's lots of room for comedy and angst, according to the way you decided to frame it. This could be the dumbest enemies to lovers (to enemies again?) ever, with a twist of feelings in between.

More red team shipping! We have Flonut:

This is THE comic relief ship. Honestly. Flowers and Donut would simply get along, talk about interior design, yoga, and make double entendre 24/7. It's impossible to tell wether they're talking about some Bulgarian sex position or just pudding. The ultimate twink/daddy relationship in RvB.

I like to think they are dating and pretend this doesn't get in the way of their job because they only do it on the weekends, or something. The odd thing is that it works, I can totally see Florida complimenting Donut's aim after getting shot in the stomach, which makes everyone else uncomfortable. The rest of the blues and reds currently discuss wether or not they're really dating despite the both of them stating it openly more than once.

I also like to think that when Doc shows up, he'd join their dates and the three of them definitely have the best of times.

Flowers' death robbed us of many nice things but this is probably one of the best ones.

Bonus crackship:

When confronted with the question "would you fuck your clone?" Florida definitely answers that he's done it already. I'm scared and I will not elaborate further.

[sparrowchute]

made lame rvb shipping chart because i love seeing what people think of ships :] no credit to me required, just go ham

[banamine-bananime]

So I. I got bored and filled out this whole rvb shipping chart

and it’s not even valid because it doesn’t have OhSherry, which I am absolutely insane about

some of my opinions on some of my ships too because why not

ohsherry I CAN BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM (lying)

chucker

grimmons

chex

Tuckington

Texsis

tex/ct

Churboose

Mainewash

Docnut

Flyoming

Grif has a crush on locus and simmons is like. Well. He could come

Lolix

[theawesomeawesome]

When there’s not enough content you gotta just make it yourself <3

[joltning]

joltning rvb ship chart when

i need you to elaborate on this because there are so many fucking characters in this godforsaken show.

I did a tier list like a year ago but idk what I was on. the problem with me is that I am so neutral on everything all the time u could say “but what if…” and I’m on board like all of these could go under “idgaf” or “sure man whatever.” all you gotta know is i think nork is mid /j

also I wasn’t in the fandom so I made up all the ship names. so they’re abominations. anyway I made this one

the no thanks tier was fuckinh tweaking what was I on. can someone convert me to all their ships waiter waiter

corrections for all of these: move tuckington down move mainewash down move chucker up 2 move the toxic yaoi up washnut can live and so can epsiwash and washingboose and fragment ships. delete franx and felopez before I get shot down. also move flyoming up probably and probbaky concerningly