#fleshbags

[hot-gremlin-pissboy]

Did some fanart of the @fleshbag-au ‼️‼️‼️

artfight gave me an excuse to finally draw it >:3

[iluminaughter]

"hey! what happened with those guys?" THE SQUEAKQUEL

(<---- Previous part)

Yeah... two months passed

Yeah... GF canon lore hasn't been the same as before.

But Hey! Good News!

The content of the book hasn't changed much about my project (moreover, thanks a lore for the info about henchmaniacs, it will be very useful! c:<)

Autor's note (idk what's that called but yolo)

I should have done it on the anniversary (because I wanted to post this on the anniversary too lmao) but if you're still here, I really appreciate it, I should have been more consistent in posting my AU content to explain lore stuff and all that (Also, I need to stop being such a perfectionist, a few sketches are enough! Sorry, I'm a lineart lover) . But I want to take advantage of the new lore to rework a few things I've written! I don't promise anything, but aside from my Bill sona lore and art, I want to be more consistent with this (man, I'm still excited to introduce you to the henchmaniacs! just don't tell that evil star)

[malice-and-macarons]

It would be much worse if they worked together...

(okay I'll stop making random lore for a minute)

[tearcynical]

HELLO TUMBLR PLEASE TAKE MY SUPER COOL AU THAT I HAVE SO MUCH INFORMATION ON AND SO MUCH MOTIVATION TO WORK ON!!!!!!!

[hussyknee]

I got a cleaning service to come clean upstairs three weeks ago because I was so sick and living in filth and Mum's housekeeper wouldn't lift a finger to help me. I was so happy at how good a job the guy did that I gave him a huge tip. And then the housekeeper fucked off on holiday next day and I had to lug all the trash out myself and thank god I looked in it because this idiot had thrown all three of my cats' scratch baskets in it along with a solid brass window fastener. I looked through the trash best I could but I don't know how well I did it through the haze of pain and fatigue. I figured he'd thought the baskets were done for because my cats had scratched them to pieces and the brass fastener might have been a mistake. Then a week later I can't find the very expensive coir carpets that were in my room floor. Or my bottle of screen cleaner I last saw rolled under the bed. At that point I called the place and demanded where that guy had stuffed them and the supervisor said he didn't remember as it had been two weeks and why didn't I call earlier. FOR THE SAME REASON I NEEDED A CLEANING SERVICE FUCKBRAIN I CAN'T MOVE WITHOUT WANTING TO CRY IN PAIN. I know the cleaner didn't take anything with him because he didn't bring a bag and his hands were empty so I figured he'd left whatever stuff he found on the floor in a pile somewhere. WHO THROWS THEIR CLIENT'S STUFF AWAY WITHOUT ASKING?? WHO THROWS OUT A SOLID BRASS HANDLE AND A FULL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR?? WHO THROWS AWAY BRAND NEW CARPETS??

And now my nice kurta top that was lying on the upstairs couch is also missing. It's nowhere I can find, not in my closet or anyone else's. I want to wail. That's 12k rupees down the drain and I can't even prove he threw them away because the housekeeper was belligerent to him and he insists she must have done it. I fucking hate her but she's worked here for fifteen years being belligerent at people without misplacing anything or trying to frame them by stealing our shit.

I'm heartbroken because none of this would have happened if my body fucking worked. Or my brain stopped being ADHD or I wasn't naive enough to trust people aren't fucking insane. Or if any of the two other able bodied adults in the house would fucking help me. My whole body hurts because I spent the morning tearing the place apart looking for my blouse. And now I can't go to the public hospital to pick up my free medication because I hurt too bad. So I have to buy that this week as well.

I hate being helpless!! I can't live like this anymore!!!

[worldwright]

36 DAYS TO TATTOO

[carsonjonesfiance]

“Grok is woke unfortunately” is so funny to me because the word “grok” comes from one of the most homophobic sci-fi novels in modern history.

[fleshbag-au]

🔽 Extra: Now as a GIF! 🔽

----------- "A (strange) gift!"

hey! it's been a while but Alex decided to spawn with a new book and wanted to do this to celebrate!! Also, I was doing more things here to post in the next few days! Stay tuned!! (I cant believe that I do a "Steven Bomb" for xmas gift) xd

[rook417]

"Garasu, a curious name, is it not?"

"Reedlander in origin, my Queen. If my studies serve me correct."

"Reedlander? So far to the East? Pray tell it's meaning?"

"Raven. A symbol of resolve. Odd name for a lowly Tarnished, no?"

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

POSTING MY OCS IS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME FOR SOME REASON GRRRGRGEAHH but I trust you guys so MFKLF

ANYWAY here’s a kinda joke comic I made becuz I thought the idea would be funny the humans are my ocs Mateo Ramos and Courtney Bishop I think I’ve posted about Courtney before but I haven’t Mateo and he’s really nice I like him so maybe I’ll post about him soon

Anyway I’m sorry most of these posts are inside jokes with the rp server I’m in but to add some semblance of context courtney is haunted by her helicopter/jet/tank parent

ALSO I just learnt you can’t post multiple videos on one post so I was planning to post all of my super old shitpost animatics

also I FORGOT to post like I said I would I am sorry but I will try to just upload the rest of my shitpost animatic stuff and random ass drawings Thanks for reading

also the girl in the comic and animatic is still Courtney I just change her design constantly

[revenantstrampstamp]

Part 2. Banners and Fright Night 💀🔥

[billcipher-rpblog]

HAHA YES FINALLY!!

okay, but all jokes aside, i really am sorry for you, bill. im sorry we kept pushing and im sorry we keep reminding you of him. you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat and all. its the way humans work. sorry...

..I GOTTA SAY, I HATE THE WAY YOU FLESHBAGS WORK.

[iluminaughter]

"hey! what happened with those guys?"

"I think now I can explain to you why they didn't show up so much, why they didn't invite?"

"Oh! And this guyy? Who invite him? and this triangle? 0_0 "

Fanarts (really artfight attacks, oh! I have to announce you here!) by: - @hot-gremlin-pissboy - _sakura_draw (instagram)

Also along the way, I made a fanart of @jozlyn-moon Amber Skies AU! (thanks for support since the first AU post!)

ALT IMAGE!

[sintoarchive]

what's funny to me is that.... despite the irony, michael doesn't enjoy inhabiting his human form and prefers the magnitude of his true form even though he's fond of mortals, whereas lucifer actually has a lot of fun in his, despite thinking that humans are disgusting. 🧐

[vampbitesfr]

I JUST SAW A VAMPIRE SLAYING KIT??? THEY'RE STILL DOING THIS???? THAT'S SUCH A 19TH CENTURY THING, LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!

[witchofthesouls]

Don’t ever let Vos meet the Cenobites from Hellraiser! 😳😳😳

They would often have tea together and exchange ideas and experiences, especially since Vos would get his depraved hands of a Lamentation Configuration device to give to desperate traitors as a "game" to solve. If they open it, they'll be able to walk free from the DJD... and into Cenobites' loving arms.