#fleshbags

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Fleshbag Marauder

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Artist: Pete Venters TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[iluminaughter]

I wanted to do something to celebrate the 12th anniversary of Hawaii Part II and it's been a while since I've done anything from my AU (sorry, lots of cooking to do), so lmao, here you go!

Lil' game! Guess which song of the album matches each character, but be careful! There are traps…and a character…hidden among them all.

[hot-gremlin-pissboy]

Did some fanart of the @fleshbag-au ‼️‼️‼️

artfight gave me an excuse to finally draw it >:3

[malice-and-macarons]

It would be much worse if they worked together...

(okay I'll stop making random lore for a minute)

[mtg-art-daily]

Fleshbag Marauder

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Artist: Mark Zug

[tearcynical]

HELLO TUMBLR PLEASE TAKE MY SUPER COOL AU THAT I HAVE SO MUCH INFORMATION ON AND SO MUCH MOTIVATION TO WORK ON!!!!!!!

[hussyknee]

I got a cleaning service to come clean upstairs three weeks ago because I was so sick and living in filth and Mum's housekeeper wouldn't lift a finger to help me. I was so happy at how good a job the guy did that I gave him a huge tip. And then the housekeeper fucked off on holiday next day and I had to lug all the trash out myself and thank god I looked in it because this idiot had thrown all three of my cats' scratch baskets in it along with a solid brass window fastener. I looked through the trash best I could but I don't know how well I did it through the haze of pain and fatigue. I figured he'd thought the baskets were done for because my cats had scratched them to pieces and the brass fastener might have been a mistake. Then a week later I can't find the very expensive coir carpets that were in my room floor. Or my bottle of screen cleaner I last saw rolled under the bed. At that point I called the place and demanded where that guy had stuffed them and the supervisor said he didn't remember as it had been two weeks and why didn't I call earlier. FOR THE SAME REASON I NEEDED A CLEANING SERVICE FUCKBRAIN I CAN'T MOVE WITHOUT WANTING TO CRY IN PAIN. I know the cleaner didn't take anything with him because he didn't bring a bag and his hands were empty so I figured he'd left whatever stuff he found on the floor in a pile somewhere. WHO THROWS THEIR CLIENT'S STUFF AWAY WITHOUT ASKING?? WHO THROWS OUT A SOLID BRASS HANDLE AND A FULL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR?? WHO THROWS AWAY BRAND NEW CARPETS??

And now my nice kurta top that was lying on the upstairs couch is also missing. It's nowhere I can find, not in my closet or anyone else's. I want to wail. That's 12k rupees down the drain and I can't even prove he threw them away because the housekeeper was belligerent to him and he insists she must have done it. I fucking hate her but she's worked here for fifteen years being belligerent at people without misplacing anything or trying to frame them by stealing our shit.

I'm heartbroken because none of this would have happened if my body fucking worked. Or my brain stopped being ADHD or I wasn't naive enough to trust people aren't fucking insane. Or if any of the two other able bodied adults in the house would fucking help me. My whole body hurts because I spent the morning tearing the place apart looking for my blouse. And now I can't go to the public hospital to pick up my free medication because I hurt too bad. So I have to buy that this week as well.

I hate being helpless!! I can't live like this anymore!!!

[carsonjonesfiance]

“Grok is woke unfortunately” is so funny to me because the word “grok” comes from one of the most homophobic sci-fi novels in modern history.

[sintoarchive]

what's funny to me is that.... despite the irony, michael doesn't enjoy inhabiting his human form and prefers the magnitude of his true form even though he's fond of mortals, whereas lucifer actually has a lot of fun in his, despite thinking that humans are disgusting. 🧐

[rook417]

"Garasu, a curious name, is it not?"

"Reedlander in origin, my Queen. If my studies serve me correct."

"Reedlander? So far to the East? Pray tell it's meaning?"

"Raven. A symbol of resolve. Odd name for a lowly Tarnished, no?"

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Fleshbag Marauder

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Artist: Pete Venters TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[iluminaughter]

"hey! what happened with those guys?" THE SQUEAKQUEL

(<---- Previous part)

Yeah... two months passed

Yeah... GF canon lore hasn't been the same as before.

But Hey! Good News!

The content of the book hasn't changed much about my project (moreover, thanks a lore for the info about henchmaniacs, it will be very useful! c:<)

Autor's note (idk what's that called but yolo)

I should have done it on the anniversary (because I wanted to post this on the anniversary too lmao) but if you're still here, I really appreciate it, I should have been more consistent in posting my AU content to explain lore stuff and all that (Also, I need to stop being such a perfectionist, a few sketches are enough! Sorry, I'm a lineart lover) . But I want to take advantage of the new lore to rework a few things I've written! I don't promise anything, but aside from my Bill sona lore and art, I want to be more consistent with this (man, I'm still excited to introduce you to the henchmaniacs! just don't tell that evil star)

[fleshbag-au]

🔽 Extra: Now as a GIF! 🔽

----------- "A (strange) gift!"

hey! it's been a while but Alex decided to spawn with a new book and wanted to do this to celebrate!! Also, I was doing more things here to post in the next few days! Stay tuned!! (I cant believe that I do a "Steven Bomb" for xmas gift) xd

[brokenfoetus]

(o_0)

regardless of being not so active these days.... I need to respond to the new ads currently active. *clears throat* I truly don't need to see what happens when drinking olive oil before bed. It has 1 of 2 possible outcomes. 1. Absolutely nothing different than the usual. and... 2. diarrhea.... You're welcome... please continue with the regularly scheduled charlatan chicanery. -The End

[vampbitesfr]

I JUST SAW A VAMPIRE SLAYING KIT??? THEY'RE STILL DOING THIS???? THAT'S SUCH A 19TH CENTURY THING, LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!

[witchofthesouls]

Don’t ever let Vos meet the Cenobites from Hellraiser! 😳😳😳

They would often have tea together and exchange ideas and experiences, especially since Vos would get his depraved hands of a Lamentation Configuration device to give to desperate traitors as a "game" to solve. If they open it, they'll be able to walk free from the DJD... and into Cenobites' loving arms.