#flat feet barbie
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
One of the prominent scenes in the Barbie movie trailer is her discovery of her heels touching the ground. And that inspired me, but... it's surprisingly difficult to find information on Barbies who historically had flat feet.
When you look this up a lot of what you find at first is the 2015 announcement that some Barbies would now have articulated ankles - positioned as "the first time" in Barbie's history she could wear shoes that weren't heels. But I know that isn't quite true because I had a couple of Barbies growing up that had flat feet. It wasn't all, or even most, and those that could wear flat shoes couldn't also wear heels - but there were some!
Olympic Gymnast Barbie, for example, was released in 1995 as a tie-in for the Atlanta Olympics in 1996, and she had flat feet.
And so does the 1993 Sun Jewel Barbie!An
Some articles refer to some Barbies from the 1970s have flat feet and there are vintage flat shoes that support this - but I can't positively confirm the first Barbie to have flat feet.
And at a certain point you start to feel a little creepy, googling pictures of Barbies to zoom in on their feet.
I spent a long time looking at Free Moving Barbie from 1975, who was released wearing flat tennis shoes, determining the relatively flatness of her foot until I realised that this was a sign I had made some wrong choices in my life.
(To me it looks like Barbie has angled feet and PJ has flat feet even though they are wearing matching tennis shoes, but I'm by no means convinced.)
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm tempted, should I?? It's "Barbie Loves the Ocean". I love that she has FLAT FEET!
0 notes
Note
Hello you have unlocked a Key Memory!! I had the Barbie and the Rockers VHS as a kid, in which Barbie is part of a rock band who are "the most popular band in the world". Barbie is named Goodwill Ambassador for World Peace, and they perform the worlds first concert in space. And then after Barbie declares it's the "first day of world peace".
Here is Barbie's rocket:
my god she really can do anything <3 <3 <3
#barbie#fuckin amazing#i am so angry i never owned this doll#OLYMPIC GYMNAST BARBIE FROM 1996 JUST DOESN'T GO AS HARD tho she was delightful for her flat feet.
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
don't take it personally anyone, but the more i think about it the more i'm getting convinced that the trend of making AAA games uber-hyper-realistic literally rotted some people's brains.
#funny how when we get those gorgeous realisitc characters g*mers go and mod their faces barbie doll flat of anything that makes them so#and complain that women dare to have hair on their faces#but when a big title turns on some stylisation it's suddenly a travesty#make it make an ounce of sense#like. idk the hypocrisy (??) of gaming communities just irks me so badly.#i'm here kicking my feet enjoying every ounce of whimsy we get into big franchises#some of the best games i've ever played are heavily stylised#and they are able to instil dread horror and all those *dark* things still#please broaden your horizons & don't judge wholeass games after 2 minutes of promotional footage that doesn't say anything about the story#blah blah text post#irregular tag ramble
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dozer, Skya, Ton-Ton and the tools, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for us Ty, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
#dinotrux#incorrect quotes#In my human Au the non-theropod dinosaur half human doens't can “barbie feet” and actual theropod dinosaur half humans can't “flat feet”#in other words Ty(and other theropods) in the human Au have a full closet of high heels#XD
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Finally it's being publicly acknowledged how fucking uncomfortable it is to have flat feet, walking for very long is hell, standing for very long is hell, every shoe is straight up ur enemy, why am I here? Just to suffer???
#barbie#barbie the movie#flat feet are my existential crisis origin story too#also at least 80% of the theater was dressed in pink and if they weren't then someone with them was
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm planning on seeing Barbie this weekend and after everything I've seen about it 1. Still don't really understand the plot and 2. I don't know if I want to see it. It's not a Barbie movie it's a movie with Barbies in it
#it's more commentary on real world social problems than a fun adventure#does it even have a happy ending? like. at all? is everything I've seen about it just really pessimistic?#maybe I'll just dress up and watch princess and the pauper on YouTube instead#the real Ken would never and the real Barbie loves him. we talk about zelda/link as a 'id find you in every universe' couple#but what about barbie and ken 😔#I feel like it's giving hunger games advertising. all the pop songs and pink and it's missing the message#anyway best meta Barbie adaptations will always be Sam & Mickey's parody on YouTube and Life in the Dream House#i don't want to watch a barbie movie as a commentary on the patriarchy I want freakish things like Bibble and musical theater style songs#I can sing along to#again. not a Barbie movie but a movie that has Barbies in it#like. Nutcracker and 12 Dancing Princesses and Island Princess are *Barbie* movies.#toy story is a movie with Barbie in it. this is a movie with Barbie in it#also still 'upset' /j about the flat feet=something's wrong. Merliah dolls did not have one pair of flip flops to deserve this disrespect
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
SLIGHT BARBIE MOVIE SPOILERS BUT I’m loling at the plot even existing in the first place because Barbie’s heels dropped and she got flat feet cuz this was my childhood favorite Barbie, the two-in-one Barbie in a mermaid tale merliah Barbie:
#if she was in Barbie land she’d be VERY offended by all the other Barbies freaking out over flat feet#‘what’s wrong with flat feet huh is it such a crime?’#and then she’d be sent away to live with weird Barbie lol#anyway#barbie movie#Kenergy#i’m just ken#why are you booing me i’m right
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
not the flat feet.
#barbie#the barbie movie#ryan gosling#margot robbie#greta gerwig#not the flat feet#this is going to be epic#if you like barbie this movie if for you#if you hate barbie this movie is for you#dua lipa#simu liu#it's going to be magical#i can tell#trending
9 notes
·
View notes
Note
👀 foooor Y'qive
@sansloii | Send 👀 for a headcanon about a behaviour my muse has that displays their thoughts and/or emotions! | Accepting!
👀 Y'qive is a pacer. If she starts to circle the room at a quick pace, then she's feeling anxious or worried about something. A slower more sedate pace around the room is a deep in thought sequence. Especially during meetings if she casually gets up and starts to take a walk around the table, she's thinking and can't keep herself still. She'll often disguise it as an intimidation (she'll stop right behind you and make you nervous) or reward (a pat or hand on the shoulder) tactic.
Bonus: She is very light footed, because she almost always walks on her tip toes. Its a cross over from how her true form walks. Even if she's not in heels, she's more than likely walking on her toes. It makes it easier for her to balance.
#sansloii#{Y'qive -headcanon-}#~Yqive has barbie feet in her glamoured form essentially.#~if she's fully flat footed#~its truly weird#~she almost is always gliding across the floor because of her gait and the way she moves
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Billie Eilish song may be the most lasting legacy of the Barbie movie for me, which is saying something because I loved so many aspects of that film.
#billie eilish#barbie#apologies to ryan gosling’s dream ballet#apologies to margot robbie seeing the old woman at the bus stop and blurting out you’re beautiful#apologies to america ferrera’s monologue#apologies to hari nef screaming flat feet#apologies to the overall production design
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
ok ive not seen anyone make a post about this yet but just. god i love and hate this shot so much. THESE FUCKING SHOES I HATE THEM SO MUCH WHY DID WE ONLY GET UGLY ASS SHOES LIKE THAT IM GONNA SCREAM ive never felt this personally touched on a topic by a movie before, and i never really considered my flat feet a disability but it has def played a part in how much chronic pain i have now i so maybe it could be called that?? but idk, thats a complicated topic on its own
anyways the fury and recognition i felt on this screen is hilarious to me like LKDSHFLKDSHLKFDS GOD. HELP. IVE HAD THESE EXACT FUCKING SLIPPERS ITS LKDSHFLKDSHFLKHDSLFHDSLK FUCKA YOUUUUU AAAAA
(to be clear i am grateful to have had the oppurtunity and priviledge and money to access an aid(?) that helps me walk and function. but by god there was only like a few brands so it was always fuckin ugly i wanted cool shoes like every kid did god damn)
#i wonder if i need new soles#barbie#barbie movie#the barbie movie#barbie 2023#realizing this is kind of a vent but idk its a funny vent#bear.txt#flat feet#flatfeet
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
You think there were kids and/or teens and adults who got confused by this because of Modern Barbies mostly having flat feet for a very long while?
Either kids confused at the joke because their barbies mostly have flat feet, or teens and adults being confused by how so many modern barbies only have flat feet instead of heel feet?
FLAT FEET
151 notes
·
View notes
Text
oh barbie you may have made me cry with your emotional moments but i wont forget how you talked about flat feet at the start kjfhg
1 note
·
View note
Text
Barbie's flat feet is giving me Deja vu.
#the barbie movie#royalty#the princess of wales#kate middleton#flat feet#british royal family#britishroyalty#brf#princess of wales#catherine princess of wales#princess catherine
1 note
·
View note