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PSA!: Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Porrim Maryam is NOT A SLUT.

Too many times I’ve met proper porrims who’ve been chased away from RPing because they are canon porrims who either get hate anons or their mates stolen by skanky porrims. STOP IT. Porrim Maryam is a fucking Feminist

What makes you fanon IDIOTS think she’s some skank whore?

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

IF I SEE THIS SHIT FLYING IM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE POWER POINTS

FOR GODS SAKE DID NONE OF YOU READ PORRIMS SHIT?

SHE

IS

NOT

A 

SLUT.

I’m not saying if you RP Porrim you have to be as celibate as Kankri I’m just saying she’s a classy lady, she likes to be romanced. She likes to get to know a person

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS THE CHICK THAT HAD A 1/2 A SWEEP FLING WITH ARANEA.

NOW STOP IT.

This has been a Stop The Fanon PSA.

Thank. 

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sold my soul and yeah the truth hurt

tired image of a star

acting naughtier than we really are

♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡ / ♡

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Hmm.

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It so+unds as if yo+u've been having so+me 'fun' o+n yo+ur end. I say the term fun, very lo+o+sely.

Wo+uld it be a stretch to+ say that yo+u've been tugged into+ the worst o+f situatio+ns as o+f late?

But yo+u're always o+ne that seems disgruntled. Even if yo+ur days have been peaceful.

And no+t clo+gged with glitter.

I’ll get right o+n that.

Really.

I’ll even thro+w in fancy glitter patterns.

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Her time had been spent idling away in the most trivial of pursuits. Sewing here. Reading there. And entertaining the rare visitor that happened upon her hive. (Rare was a very kind term. Perhaps more than rare.) Not to mention the erratic conversations she kept via the internet-

A sudden ping caught her attention. Amid the aforementioned activities. Needles were set aside as well as fabrics. Making her way toward the husktop, she leaned toward the screen. Eyes narrowing for a moment.

Typing began.

TF: Hello+, Karkat. As elo+quent as ever I see-... TF: ... TF: Hm. Yo+u are no+t Karkat. TF: A fo+nd hello+ to+ yo+u, as well, regardless, Stranger. TF: What brings yo+u to+ my virtual neck o+f the wo+o+ds?

+spacegardener

+nightmare-child-slendaria

+maternalheart

+cullthecuttlefish

Tavros sat in his wheelchair, on his computer. His eyes were unfocused, chin resting in one hand as he daydreamed. In his dream, he was Pupa Pan, fighting for JUST1C3 and making the world a better place with his flawlessness. He sighed happily, then snapped out of it. Oh, right. It was only a dream.

He stared at his computer for a moment, at the list of online chums. He felt like pestering someone; Karkat had been on him about “NEEDING TO BECOME A BETTER TROLL.” So, he clicked a random name and began trolling. He wasn’t sure what timeline he’d get, or who it evesn was in some cases. But that was part of the adventure, wasn’t it?

AT: hEY, fUCKASS,

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Hello+ to+ yo+u.

...

An alternate, I see.

Yo+ur kind seems to+ be flo+cking to+ me as o+f late.

( wwarray, maternalheart) started following you.

hi there.

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Yo+u're flattering me. Please. Yo+u're much to+o+ kind, English. I can hardly type. Really. I'm practically flustering.

Silly pleasantries aside.

Yo+ur little excursions interest me. Quite a bit might I add. Wo+uld it be to+o+ much tro+uble to+ ask yo+u of yo+ur latest adventure? I've read quite a bit o+f sto+ries. Perso+nal acco+unts fro+m many humans like yo+urself.

But no+ne seem as enticing as yo+ur's.

Miss maryam you should be absolutely certain that when i take aim i never miss. And that particular statement of fact is only the first in an entire clip of truths and praises to your beauty. 

As for my adventures they can very far and wide from the crevases of the himalayas to the high rollers suite in a covert escapade to protect the commonwealth. The amazonian jungles and the great barrier reef are still only a paltry passtime compared to the enjoyment i get from entertaining a lady such as yourself. 

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Please. Type as yo+u will. I need no+ fo+rced fo+rmalities.

And yo+u'd find that the Do+lo+ro+sa is actually my Dancesto+r. In this time line, of co+urse. A lo+vely being she was.

And I haven't explained to+ yo+u yet what Dancesto+rs are to+ us.

Hm. Let's see.

..

Hm.

Ii 2hould cea2e beiing iincrediibly lazy wiith my typiing now, damn.

Porriim?? Are you an alternate of Ro2a or 2omethiing becau2e that’2 her name a2 well.

Yeah, iit’2 niice two meet you two. Ii’m Miituna by the way.

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Hah.

It's an addictio+n o+f so+rts, yo+u kno+w.

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o+

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I was and am very distracted.

So+rry abo+ut that.

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I take it yo+u're fro+m an alternate pla-

Ah.

I fo+rgo+t my manners. I am Po+rrim.

And it's a pleasure to+ meet yo+u.

Dancesto+rs are hard to+ co+me by.

Atleast, o+n my end.

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tetheredaerialist & capriciousnightmares & f9rsaken & turntablegnostic

Again, mo+re pleasant surprises.

Yo+u're no+t all here fo+r yo+ur wardro+be malfunctio+ns, hm? 

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Dancesto+rs are hard to+ co+me by.

Atleast, o+n my end.

iinter2tellar

This is an interesting surprise.

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I'll get right o+n that.

Really.

I'll even thro+w in fancy glitter patterns.

A LOT OF THINGS BRING ME HERE.

MENTALLY INSTABILITY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THEM.

CAN ALWAYS USE SWEATERS.

…AND MORE PANTS.

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iinter2tellar

This is an interesting surprise.

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That is so+mething I believe we all have in surplus.

At so+me po+int o+r ano+ther-..

...

Do+ yo+u have no+ pants?

antagonizedmismanager

Well lo+o+k at this.

A pleasant surprise.