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potatosaresweet · 4 months ago
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ghost bride arc is so funny cause the first thing you learn about pei ming before you even meet him is that his heavenly dick is so good one of his hundrents of thousands ex situationships turned into a vengeful spirit because he left her and that doesnt even surprise ling wen who, when asked if pei ming had any crazy exes,responds with "be specific there's a whole army of them"
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devilboycomic · 5 months ago
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peasant-player · 8 months ago
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Hey ! @thelien-art I'm drawing malenia from your challenge!! It's double the size of the maedhros one so it's gonna be way easier to watercolor!!
But I'm also scared because I have just one try and it's on the good paper.
Hardest part of this challenge is to find good lighting to make photos and my cat (boy stomped on the drawing) 😂
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dapperrokyuu · 1 year ago
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Luka vs. Hyuna round where itll be the only song without singing because Luka immediately starts having a breakdown and Hyuna is standing there, just...at a loss.
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gracieblood · 6 months ago
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i hc that clyde named the group chat for craig and those guys skibidi slicers pizzeria
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asyipyip · 1 year ago
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jesus christ episode 5 of arcane was so fucking good
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ki-seo · 1 year ago
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KISEO' POV : B-DAY LIVE, 01/11.
Time passes faster than we can imagine.
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Ajeitou cuidadosamente a câmera no suporte sobre a mesa e logo deu início a gravação, retornando ao seu lugar. Tinha um sorriso empolgado e alegre no rosto, era seu aniversário e comemorar com seus fãs era, de longe, uma de suas coisas favoritas desde o debut do CHAOS. Apesar de sua persona aparentar temperamental para quem tinha um convívio maior com ela e alguns de seus comportamentos ao longo da vida terem sido duvidosos, a vocalista guardava sentimentos muito bonitos dentro de si, especialmente ao se tratar de seu trabalho e seus fãs; eram algumas das poucas coisas que a Hong realmente amava e se doava por, então aproveitava cada um dos momentos que aquela relação "fã x idol" proporcionava.
— Oi! Como vocês estão? Woah... — Cruzou os braços, olhando para o teto por alguns segundos ao recostar contra o acolchoado da cadeira atrás de si, para só então encarar o celular novamente. — Lembro como se fosse ontem de comemorar meu aniversário de dezenove anos aqui com vocês. Ainda não consigo assimilar o quanto o tempo passou rápido.
Kiseo levou a mão até uma caixinha de papel, abrindo-a delicadamente antes de virar com cuidado o objeto para mostrar aos fãs o que havia ali. Eram pãezinhos salgados com recheio de diversos queijos que tinha ganhado dos staffs, os olhos brilhantes se voltaram para a câmera e sua destra segurou um pão, para que com o auxílio da canhota pudesse partir o alimento ao meio.
— Parece gostoso, não é? Ganhei dos nossos staffs! Eles compram pães para mim em todos os meus aniversários desde nosso debut, porque sabem que gosto muito. — Mostrou o recheio para a câmera, afastando o bolo para não correr o risco de acontecer nenhum acidente. — Esse é com recheio de creme de parmesão!
A visual explicava animada, antes de fechar os olhos para aproveitar o sabor daquela comida ao coloca-la na boca, o creme daquele pão tinha um sabor sutil, para algo feito com parmesão, o sabor era muito mais suave do que imaginava, a massa fofinha derretia na boca e aquilo provocou uma reação fofa partindo da Hong, arregalou os olhinhos e balançou o próprio corpo de um lado para o outro como numa dancinha.
— É um dos meus favoritos! Só perde para gorgonzola. Fica ainda melhor quando quente. — Limpou os próprios dedos num guardanapo após comer o último pedaço. — Recentemente tenho aproveitado muito do meu tempo com meus pais, por isso tenho feito menos lives, gosto de aproveitar o mês de Halloween com eles, é uma data divertida e gostamos de fazer programações juntos.
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Kiseo parou por alguns instantes para olhar alguns dos comentários, se deparando com algumas mensagens nada legais e sua primeira reação mediante àquilo, foi apenas encarar fixamente a câmera e piscar algumas vezes, deslizou a língua na parte interna de sua bochecha e ergueu as sobrancelhas enquanto manteve contido um riso debochado.
— Tudo bem não gostar de mim, não somos obrigados a gostar de todo mundo. Mas se você se incomoda tanto com minha presença, por que está aqui?
Indagou, inclinando a cabeça para o lado. Encarou a outra caixinha enquanto tentava se recompor daquela situação, era algo frequente desde o debut do CHAOS. Recebia mensagens constantes criticando seu modo de lidar com as coisas e, aquilo raramente a afetava, mas a irritação era inevitável. Não queria ter de ler tudo aquilo quando desejava apenas aproveitar sua data em paz. Talvez seus pais estivessem certos ao dizerem que ainda se meteria em problemas por ser exigente demais. Deu de ombros, abrindo a garrafinha de suco que estava sobre a mesa e colocando um canudo para dar um farto gole.
— A outra caixinha? São chocolates, ganhei da Eunsuh-eonnie. São alguns dos meus favoritos, ela me conhece bem! — Deixou a garrafinha sobre a mesa, pegando as velinhas e abrindo-as para colocar sobre a camada de glacê. — Vinte anos... Chegou rápido.
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Seus olhos vagaram sobre a tela mais uma vez, a Hong sequer pensou muito antes de dar a resposta para a pergunta que tinha lido com um enorme sorriso nos lábios, era algo muito óbvio para si e, somente em lembrar, sentia-se empolgada.
— Meu maior vício musical no momento é o EP Guilty do Taemin. Acreditam que saiu um dia antes do meu aniversário? Devo encarar isso como um presente? Taemin sunbaenim, obrigada por isso! Fez uma fã sua muito feliz. — Kiseo se empolgava ao falar de seus artistas prediletos e naquele momento não foi diferente. — É um dos artistas que mais admiro, como vocês devem saber, escolhi "Danger" para minha audição. Devo admitir que foi um grande desastre... — Liberou um riso tímido. — Mas gostei de ter me permitido tentar, foi um desafio. É um grande artista. Cada uma das músicas do Guilty são ricas em sentimentos e isso é algo que muito me agrada, é uma das coisas que o torna tão excepcional, na verdade. Já que está presente em todos os seus trabalhos.
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A vocalista principal gastou alguns longos minutos a mais conversando, respondia a perguntas, inclusive de fãs estrangeiros mesmo tendo um inglês ainda fraco; cantou algumas músicas e se divertiu como p��de, experimentando doces, pães, fazendo recomendações musicais e até mesmo tirando alguns instantes daquela live de pouco mais de uma hora para fazer poses para capturas de tela. Compartilhava algumas informações sobre seu cotidiano e como estavam as coisas entre as meninas, que não estavam ali devido a suas agendas pessoais.
Os últimos minutos foram dedicados para que pudesse cantar os parabéns, apagar as velinhas ao fazer seu desejo e, por fim, provar do bolo. Pediu mentalmente, em primeiro lugar, por sua família e grupo, sabia que sem as meninas, talvez nem ao menos estivesse ali e apesar de parecer pouco se importar na ótica externa ou não ser tão próxima assim de todas elas mesmo após cinco anos, no fundo a Hong não se via sem o CHAOS. Kiseo sempre fora muito ciente e confiante dos próprios talentos e, talvez, esta fosse a razão para tantos comentários maldosos. Mas aquilo não a abalava tão facilmente e assim, com um sorriso no rosto e os olhos brilhantes, Kiseo encerrou a live despedindo-se fazendo vários corações das mais diversas formas possíveis para quem estava ali.
— Vejo vocês novamente em breve! Bye, bye.~~
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ilovepaigebueckerss · 10 months ago
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tiktok rizz
the title is so unserious im sorry😭😭
pairing: p.b x fem! reader
summary: fans are wondering how reader and paige met and reader explains on a live.
very very short, i just thought of this and whipped it up rq, again I HATE THIS but it was a cute idea so.
ROOMATE PT 2 IS ALMOST DONE GUYS I DID NOT FG ABT IT
based off this tiktok!
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You were pretty well known due to the fact that you were Paige Bueckers girlfriend. Yall have been dating for almost 4 years. But everyone wondered how you guys met.
You were on live with KK when a comment rolled in asking about it. “Okay guys im gonna address this one more time” You say pausing in between words. “So screen recorders go ahead and do what yall do best” You continue laughing.
“I made a TikTok about Paige and she saw it and after that we just kinda start talking.” You say shrugging your shoulders. “I’m gonna pin the TikTok and everything for yall”
FLASHBACK:
You decided to make a TikTok due to boredom. There was this trend going around and you decided you wanted to do it with you “celebrity” crush.
You film the TikTok, and put one hashtag which was: #paigebueckers. and continue on with your night.
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You wake up to a bunch of notifications curious and what they were from. You had totally forgot you even posted that TikTok so when you saw it went viral you were going crazy.
A certain notification sparked your interest though.
@paigebueckers: has liked your video!
@paigebueckers has followed you back!
@paigebueckers has messaged you!
You rubbed your eyes to make sure you weren’t still asleep. (iykyk) But you were very much awake.
You click on the notification nervous to see what she said. What if she thought you were weird? What if she was laughing at you?
@paigebueckers: i think youre pretty cute too.
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wonderlandhour · 9 months ago
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Thinking about TWST characters picking up on slang from our world via Yuu
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*the Tweels fighting again*
Azul: the Cain Instinct really does run rampant
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Silver, glaring at his newly broken training sword: Thanks Obama
Sebek, nodding in agreement: truly terrible
*Lilia and Malleus, immensely confused*
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Ace, mad at his math homework: I'm gonna jump out the window
Deuce, without even thinking: do a flip
*Riddle, Trey, and Cater horrified*
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Idia, glaring at a group of people: this is so not pog. Can I get an F in the chat.
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Epel, mad at Vil: BASIC BITCH!
Vil: do not swear at me! and what do you mean 'basic'?!
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Ruggie, glaring at Leona's jewelry collection that he took to get cleaned: this is some boogie ass shit.
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Kalim: man, this is really dank Jamil!
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Crewel, staring deadpan at Crowley: you're so delulu it's embarassing- did I really just say that?
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Ortho: you can't dox me! I'm baby!!
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Jack: let him cook
Sebek, having Vietnam flashbacks: do nOT-
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Jade: Azul's only rizz comes from the tism, I believe
Azul, glaring at him: well that was unnecessary.
Floyd: don't be salty
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Leona, seeing Malleus within a ten foot radius of him: say fuckin less-
Ruggie: LEONA NO-
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Malleus: Child Of Man, I have returned from Briar Valley. Would you like the tea?
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Yuu, realizing they might've created a monster: . . . Uh oh
(Repost or comment your Yuu's favorite phrases their friends would pick up on or what slang you think would be most common with certain characters! Am v curious!)
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moodymisty · 5 months ago
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Part 1
Author's note: I love him
Relationships: Mortarion/Fem!Reader
Warnings: Mortarion's confession, NSFW flashback in the beginning with male masturbation, vomit (nonsexual and unrelated to NSFW scene), gross Morty body stuff, he has zero rizz
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The repeated hiss of his respirator is heavy in the stagnant air of the hall, only occasionally losing its smooth crescendo and decline when his throat hitches. His breathing has never been normal- he stopped caring about that sort of thing long ago.
Pale eyes glance around again.
You should be here by now; But he spots nothing familiar.
Did you decide- to for the first time since he first cast his eyes on you- to disobey him? Did something else distract you?
His mind fills with imagery of you wandering off somewhere else, to someone else- and in an impulsive fit of doubt he decides that he would have one of his men drag you here if need be.
He could, and if anything the behavior would be expected of him. Encouraged. You don't make the Pale King wait.
But yet... He waits- patiently- eyes flicking to the entryway every twenty seconds or so. A primarch standing around like a beaten dog waiting for it's master.
Embarrassing.
Attempting to clear his throat Mortarion shifts beneath his clothes, feeling the way they almost stick to his skin. He bathed himself relatively recently by his standards- though instead of the stick of grime and dirt, it's the catch of dried sweat from no less than an hour ago.
He can still feel that sensation in the back of his head, the aftershocks of thoughts and actions forbidden. He hates how this one has lingered. They've all begun to.
His cock throbbed, leaking over his gaunt, pale fingers and making his shaft slicker- and the feeling even more pleasant.
He covered his face full of a warranted shame, grunting and huffing as he ground into his own hand like some sort of feral street dog. His knees cracked, his back ached- he imagined the callused give of his hand was warmer, wetter, tighter- squeezing around him. Pushing back. Trying to push him out; The difference in size too great. The way he was bent made the imagery more vivid, like you were pinned underneath him.
If he closed his eyes tight enough, he could just picture it, though the image was just out of reach- his fingertips ghosting the very edge but unable to grasp it.
He stained the fabric of his bed once he was done, shoving it into the fireplace to burn. No one will ever see the scattering of fabric that is yet burned, nor would they question it even if they did.
How much farther can he let himself fall? Enough that he's found himself overtaken by desires that he once thought were pointless- inconvenient and only satiated out of maintenance, desperate for something he knows he cannot have?
Maybe... Perhaps if he-
If you refuse him, he can abandon this entire pursuit- throw himself back into his work and give not a single thought to you again. You could leave The Endurance and he wouldn't even know you were gone, lost among an endless sea of pointless existences.
Because he can't... he can't keep doing this.
It's consuming his mind- You are consuming his mind.
You eat away at it like a disease bent on devouring him more than the poisons of Barbarus ever have; At least they never impeded with his mental capacity.
As you do right now- your soft eyes eat away at his dried, scarred skin like a flesh eating plague as you come to stand before him, and now his tongue feels as if it's made of lead.
He called you here- coming to you would seem too desperate- and your first words had been to apologize if you had offended him. A smart intuition, because you did offend him; You offended him by refusing to leave his mind, you offended him by refusing to leave him be in the sanctity of his warship, you offended him by offering him what he can only describe as pity.
But pity wears away; You've stayed, endured where your fellows left. For what reasons kept you going? Kept you here? He'd like to know.
"I," Mortarion hesitates for a moment. "I wish to speak to you about a particular matter."
This is it. He is just going to do it. Just get over this, and if you refuse? if you run away from him in fear or disgust? He's down his last remembrancer.
boo hoo. He never wanted them anyhow.
His rusty armor clunks against each other as he shifts. You watch him with expectancy, a soft look on your face that has Mortarion almost at a loss for words, if only for a moment.
He should take off his respirator for this.
It's clunky, gets in the way, he feels like it muffles his speech and baseline humans have trouble understanding him. Their paltry hearing, though it is fact. Though he's never remembered you having an issue with it.
He can feel your eyes watching keenly as he starts to unfasten in, accidentally tangling his hair a bit at the nape of his neck. He hears the hiss as it unseals, and he pulls it away from his face to fasten it to his belt. He feels ok, and takes on full breath of cool Terran air before opening his mouth to let the first unmuffled word pass.
But before a single word can leave his lips he instantly rips into a massive cough, covering his mouth with his hands. He feels spittle and blood from popped blood vessels hit his palms, and his ribs shift uncomfortably as he keels over. He can feel the way his lungs are ripping themselves apart, filling with blood and mucus. The next cough sends him to his knee, his leg plating hitting the ground hard enough to crack the tile beneath him.
He can barely make out your expression standing before him as tears prick the corners of his eyes, and another burst of coughs tear at his throat like the claws of a gauntlet.
You look horrified.
He tries with all his might to tense his throat and halt the hacking, but only manages to suck in just enough breath that it brushes the back of his throat and makes it all worse.
You take a step closer to him, but it's clear there's nothing you can do to help him.
"L-Lord Mortarion! Are you-"
From the incessant coughing his throat seizes up so much, his stomach muscles ache in pain, and he feels a familiar rising warmth in his face and mouth.
No. No no no no no-
Fulgrim's banquet feast from the night before suddenly rises in his throat, then his mouth, and before he can even try stopping it- it's running through his fingers and all over the floor with a disgusting splatter.
After harsh fit of coughing wracks his body, slowly feeling the ache in his chest of his lungs finally healing before it finally secedes; He wipes his eyes to see you standing and staring at him in shock, the primarch's dinner all over the floor in front of you.
Mortarion has had a long life; Longer that yours, by a decent margin. Embarrassment was never something he dealt with.
Now, he feels like he is quite literally going to explode. If the ground were to open up and swallow him, he would probably acquiesce to his fate with little complaint.
No one would miss him. Plus he's sure Garro and Typhon would manage just fine without him.
"Are..."
You look at him with wide eyes, mouth slightly agape. He can see your lips twitch as you try to find the words. He perhaps would understand if your little brain couldn't find any.
"...Are you ok?"
He doesn't quite know how to answer that question, honestly.
His lungs have degraded and rebuilt themselves enough to breathe this cool, poison-less air, and while he had anticipated some coughing, he failed to remember just how... Intense, it could get.
He should have known eating last night was a mistake.
You just seem worried, however- looking at him like he's going to fall right over hands outstretched towards him. You look at him like he's sick, but sick in a way that would could in theory help.
You take a step forward, much to his surprise; Though of course not close enough to risk slipping.
By the Throne- the half thought of that crosses his mind and he wants to cast his own head into his bedchamber's fireplace.
"I-" Mortarion lets out another brief cough; Of which thankfully doesn't lead into another fit. "I am fine."
He is fine- his lungs have adjusted and the air doesn't burn his throat, but you don't seem to take his words seriously. With the deftness of your thin fingers you unwrap the shawl around your shoulders, handing it to him.
"...Here."
He doesn't get what you mean by this at first, staring at the patterned fabric like it in some way offended him. You gesture it out to him again, and he then realizes you're offering it to him to clean up, of which he then begrudgingly grabs, before wiping the bile out of the corners of his mouth and fingers.
The soft fabric of your clothing now destroyed, he balls it up in his fist and holds onto it, discontent to ever dare try and return it to you soiled.
"Lets, lets get you something to drink. I would think you might need one right about now..."
You reach to grasp his hand- the clean one- and try to pull him along, of which he allows, surprisingly.
He lets himself get toted along by someone half his size; A pathetic sight.
He continues to let it happen until you find a serf you can order to get some water, and Mortarion can shirk off to clean his hand and face.
His mouth doesn't taste like bile anymore, at least.
When he sees you again after he's cleaned up, there's an odd look on your face. Your wring your wrists nervously.
"...You were going to say something?" You look at him expectantly, before clarifying. "Before you started coughing, you... You said you wanted to talk to me. What was it?"
He had.
He had wanted to tell you how he felt, and instead he had humiliated himself by coughing blood and vomit all over the floor. He displayed right in front of you that he is a broken, sick and decayed excuse for a man; He was built for death and war, not... this. The fact that he's even allowed himself to make a fool out of himself like this is an embarrassment to the entire legion and reputation he's crafted.
How you could ever look at him the way he so boldly, pathetically, desperately wishes when he- a primarch- just displayed what a vile excuse for a human he is?
Mortarion swallows thickly like there's a literal knot in his throat, before just turning around and walking away.
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lecl4 · 2 years ago
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orange’s the new green — social media au
summary. what can i say? the alonsos love mclaren. pairing(s). lando norris x fem!alonso!reader (niece/sister/daughter could be his whatever you want)
fc. lani pliopa
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y/nalonso
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y/nalonso first race week in green🍀
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fernandoalo_official 💚
user fav alonso
user aston martins cooking this year
landonorris papaya >
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y/nalonso
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yourusername & that’s p3!!
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user fernando’s third wdc incoming
user ferrari better
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user goat
user he’s backkkk
landonorris
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landonorris hard work never stops. we’ll be back.
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user keep pushing landooo💪🏼
y/nalonso hard work always pays off!💘
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user we have an orange tractor again, don’t we
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user next race will be better🙏🏽
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y/nalonso explorers
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user is this other explorer in the room with us?
user gotta respect her commitment to the colour green
user be my girlfriend challenge
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landonorris 🫣
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lando.jpg quick stop 🔙 to london
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user WHAT
user uhm, lando…WHO’S THAT
user fernando liked this, i think we can make a few assumptions based on that…
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user he looks sooo good wtf
daniel3.jpg 🫣
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y/nalonso
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y/nalonso saudi arabian grand prix w/ the queen of the paddock aka my gf
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lissiemackintosh YOU are the queen of the paddock
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user aww both their boyfriends liked this
↳ user wait what did i miss something, boyfriends?????
user i’d do anything for them, no joke
landonorris your gf?
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y/nalonso
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y/nalonso picture perfect
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user that’s the same model as lando’s camera
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user i took this pic btw
landonorris always perfect
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↳ user lando norizz what are u doing here
landonorris
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landonorris my beautiful love❤️
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user I KNEW IT
user “my beautiful love” GOOD😭😭😭BYE😭😭😭
danielricciardo “soft launch” it lasted about three weeks
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y/nalonso ly💋❤️❤️
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y/nalonso mi amor <333
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user POWER.COUPLE.
user wonder what nando thinks about this one
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lily.mhe how did lando no rizz pull you??😟
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note. found this in my drafts and remembered how though the beginning of the season was for mclaren. war flashbacks fr
i kinda don’t really love this one but i wanted to post so yeah! hope you like it anyway, bye babes💋❤️
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oolhan · 10 days ago
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you’re telling me, billy ray— the oscar nominated screenwriter of the first hunger games movie, the one who possibly wrote the flashback to bread scene, who possibly greatly contributed to how the cave scene was construed so poorly it didn’t capture the essence of katniss and peeta’s emotions? who possibly reduced peeta’s rizz and anger down to “I don’t wanna forget”, will be the one to write the screenplay for sotr??????
okay we are scheduling a prayer circle right now.
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thepersonperson · 9 months ago
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JJK Yapfest Masterlist
Last Updated: January 7, 2025
I decided to organize this by character focus and chronologically. Newest addition is bolded.
Please be aware that I am heavily influenced by the visual novel Umineko (not the anime do not watch it) and the Baki manga/anime. Consume both of these series in full if you can.
Gojo Satoru
Thoughts on the tragedy of Gojo Satoru and narrative cruelty towards him as of JJK 261.
Relationship with Hanami
Relationship with Toji and Geto
Gojo kind of sucks at being Megumi's dad but he’s definitely his dad. (An analysis of Gojo and Megumi's messy relationship.)
Ryomen Sukuna
Thoughts on Sukuna and Kenjaku’s relationship as of JJK 258.
Sukuna's Loneliness Part 1 (Thoughts on Sukuna's Dehumanization as of JJK 261.)
Sukuna's Loneliness Part 2 (Sukuna is a fraud and it's funny.)
Sukuna's Type (Sukuna favoring Gojo, Jogo, and Uraume)
Sukuna's Loneliness Part 3 (Sukuna's hatred of Yuji is jealousy.)
Sukuna is a human, not a curse.
Backstory Theory
Sukuna’s Loneliness Part 4 (Sukuna’s Negative Rizz)
Sukuna’s You Pronouns
Sukuna’s Tattoos
Sukuna Can't Tell the Time (The unique way Sukuna is damned to eternal miscommunication and existentialism in the modern era.)
Sukuna’s Loneliness Part 5 (Sukuna Did Nothing Wrong in the Heian Era, Probably)
Miscellanous
The Reproductive Horror of JJK Part 1 (The Loss of Bodily Autonomy)
The Reproductive Horror of JJK Part 2 (Dealing with Trauma)
Autism in JJK Part 1 (Isolation and Movies) [ft. Mahito, Yuji, Todo, and Gojo]
Not True Yapfests
JJK and Labor Theory
Gojo's Character Flaws
Sukuna's Wordplay
The day Sukuna and Gojo met.
Is Kenjaku a sicko forcefem enthusiast?
Fubroshis
The Dudebros Did Queer Readings First
Sukuna Loves Gojo
What is going on with r/Jujustufolk?
What is going on with r/GrapplerBaki?
Alternative to JJK's Ending (For those who want some Itafushi angst inspiration.)
Part 1 (Why the hell is JJK 270 called Dream's End?)
Part 2 (Why does everyone feel so out of character in JJK 268–270?)
Part 3 (My prediction was wrong and what we got really sucks.)
Yuji and Megumi Character Songs
Megumi's reaction to Toji is weird.
Yuji made the dream for Gojo too.
More clock symbolism and wonkiness.
The End of YuMeNo
The RikaBus makes no sense.
Other people finding JJK 270 wonky.
Anon I am so sorry.
Notes
If I preface something with “written as JJK Chapter Number” it’s because there are speculations/ideas that are subject to change as the manga updates. Analyses that are unlikely to be impacted by future content don’t have that. (Though the increases in flashbacks makes me nervous as fudge.)
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midnight1nk · 2 months ago
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Y'know what would be the funniest and most fucked-up thing the Team could do? imagine this: as always, a new episode comes up and you see this
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Well, we gotta watch the episode, don't we? ↓
It starts with the Crew (minus 4) doing their usual hijinks in the Castle lobby. Just another day. But then, out of curiosity, one of them asks "Hey, guys, what is behind that door anyway?"
No one has questioned it until now, they looked over the ominous door. A flashback from the "The New Castle" episode of 4 telling them "I'm not sure what's behind this door" and "We... don't talk about that room". For the Crew, some say that it's none of their business to know while others point out why go through the lengths to board the door up if 4's got nothing to hide. Well, if it was 4 anyway.
One peek wouldn't hurt. Besides, 4's out doing errands, this will be quick. So they try to peek through the cracks/keyhole. When that didn't work and only saw dark shadows, they tried to pry the boards off. Tried to karate chop the boards off. Tried using Meggy as a baseball bat. Tried using explosives.
During every attempt, each one tried to take a guess at what may be inside. At the start, the guesses were lighthearted like it was 4's huge stash of rizz soda cans or a secret collection of memes or something he was too embarrassed to share. Then, Mario tried BLJ and SOMEHOW THAT DID NOT WORK. This left the Crew spiraling, Mario's BLJ always worked without fail. What was behind that door?
We cut to 4 and Beeg4 on their way home to the Castle after finishing up some errands, the B plot of our episode. Obviously, 4 would be driving his forklift, trying to sing-along to a fnaf fansong. (no, trust me he would.) Then 4 remembers that he needed to get some groceries so he stops by the store. Beeg immediately wanted to ride in the cart basket.
Back to the A plot, most of the Crew is doing anything and everything they can to break the door open. Tari was put in charge of watching where 4 is by GPS until she got jumpscared by the same man calling her. He wanted to ask to check the fridge and pantry for him and she had to stall for time, pretty much telling 4 to take the store itself. She returned back to see the Crew trying and failing to make a hole in the wall. So they resorted to digging their way in with a tunnel through the floor. Of course, they kept guessing what was inside, the guesses this time meeting the strange vibes of the room. Maybe breaking the 4th wall a bit of fan theories (*points at self*).
The tunnel didn't work. Crashing a monster truck into the wall didn't work. 3's Meme Guardian powers didn't work. Breaking the 4th wall didn't work, "I swear it worked for SMG4 last time". What the fuck was behind that door?!
Meanwhile, 4 and Beeg4 were kicked out of the store with whatever bags they were able to hold on to. No, they weren't allowed to buy out the whole store, but they were lucky to have some food. So back to the road again. That was until Beeg4 spotted an ice cream truck driving ahead of them and proceeded to take the wheel. "Wait, BeegSMG4! You're not forklift certified AAAAAAAAAA—"
At this point, the Crew was starting to give up until someone from outside pointed out that there was a window. They all went outside and indeed, there was. "You got to be kidding me." They broke the glass and unlocked the window from the inside, only to be met with MORE wooden boards. Back to square one. "MAMA-FUCKER!" They check in with Tari on where 4 is.
Jumpcut to a grumpy 4 trying to fix the forklift up while Beeg enjoying his cone of ice cream, both stuck on the side of the road. "Y'know you could've asked for ice cream when we were at the store." Beeg lets out a pufferfish sound, arguing that it doesn't taste the same.
3 had enough and ran to his cafe for a moment before heading to the Meme Factory. The Crew's eyes followed him and wondered what was he planning. He came back with a giant bomb and a couple of memes in his arms, explaining that he was going to supercharge the bomb with meme energy. Sure, it'll be harder (and likely more dangerous) to do without 4 here but "desperate times call for desperate measures". While he focused on doing so, the rest were convincing him to stop, that he's gone insane over this.
But wouldn't you know it? It worked! Long at last, they all jumped into the hole that bomb made through the wood. The camera focused on their faces, their reaction to what was the whole fuss about. WHAT WAS INSIDE?
"It's.... It's..."
Cut to credits :)) that's it. that's the episode. but why of course, the episode was only a little bit over 15 minutes, we ran out of time.
And literally every episode after that, no one mentions about what they saw until the Team actually reveals it to the audience in a future episode (whether what was inside be mind-blowing or not). Not only that, but we also get to see the 2nd floor within the same episode so there's that.
I would honestly break my phone in half if this episode happened irl lmao. I should write this as an official concept 🤔
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azulaaaaaaah · 1 year ago
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atla/tlok characters that i think did *it* (but i just can’t prove it)
this is the most unserious post i’ve ever made. (AND I WANT TO PREFACE BY SAYING BY *IT* I MEAN KISSING)
Sozin and Roku
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and history will say that they were just great friends…
this is the only one where ill legitimately die on this hill
like i’m 90% sure roku just showed Aang their friendship in the flashbacks to prevent awkwardly explaining to a 12 year old monk that he was romantically and/or physically involved with the person who committed a g*nocide against his people
LIKE CMON WHY IN THE WORLD WAS SOZIN SO PRESSED IN THE BACKGROUND OF ROKU’S WEDDING ??? AND FOR NO REASON?? WHY WAS THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO INTENSE?
sozin i feel loved roku (to an obsessive level) and roku literally dgaf. king shit
Wan and Raava
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genuinely what the fuck was going on between these two. like i don’t even have any words
canonically at the very least it was a domestic partnership
S2 korra doesn’t make sense at the best of times. imagine trying to explain the intensity of this pair’s devotion to each other, to someone who hasn’t seen the show- all the while knowing raava is a disembodied spirit practically older than time
she’s the embodiment of everything good and light in the universe and he’s just wan. (and he’s wanough <3)
‘do you think we’re soulmates in every life?’
‘bet’
‘wait that’s not what i-‘
Cabbage Merchant and his cabbages (or at least a cabbage)
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yeah i’m not touching this one with a 10 foot pole
Every member of the red lotus squad
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ah yes it’s my favourite evil polycule
amidst plans to kidnap children and topple monarchies what else is there to do except… kiss.
let’s be real there’s something so inherently romantic about being apart of an elite, vaguely murderous anarchist squad
they all share one exact bed. it’s canon
(p’li somehow big spoons all of them)
The S2 Nomads
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these dudes are the textbook definition of anti-monogamy
like they’re obsessed with love so i fully believe that they think ‘it should be spread amongst others’ or some shit
oh to be a travelling communist nomad in a band, wandering the wilds with my wife, and our several partners
they’re somehow the opposite of the red lotus and yet the same. they all share a single bed/sleep area
The dangerous ladies (but all separately)
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i don’t ship any of these particularly and yet can still admit that it’s canon
ty-lee and azula have kissed bc azula probably made up a dumb excuse like ‘oh i don’t want my first kiss with a guy to be… erm… bad’
mai and ty-lee have kissed because they both probably have genuine, vaguely deep rooted romantic feelings for each other
mai and azula have kissed to purely spite zuko (and yknow what ty-lee too)
HOWEVER A KEY ASPECT TO THIS DYNAMIC: azula is completely unaware about the ty-lee and mai thing. it’s uh… better off that way.
Hakoda and Bato
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i ship this about 50% but like… it’s got to have happened once right? considering all that down time they spent together on a boat away from the repercussions of water tribe society…
also considering they were leaders i doubt the other warriors were in a position to ever call them out on it
like cmoooooooon what’s a little kiss between the homies every now and again?
hakoda is where sokka gets his rizz/flagrant bisexuality from and i can’t change that guys
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gailsfrog · 27 days ago
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ARC STARTED BRO gjkdfhgkjdfhgkjsdf
Spoilers lol but IM GOING STRIAGHT TO LEE GUD STUFF HOLLIE SHIT-
LIKE OMG
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SHADOW MAN
HES HERERE OMGOMOGMGMGOd gnfjgjkdfhkjsfdh gskjfdhg kfjdh kfdjhglf fhdjkgfdhgkjsgdf
ANYWAY rest of the episode :>
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SMG4: IN THE TITLE and KAREN With the IGBP lookin pose ARC STARTEEDD >:333
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Expingas- MARIO LOLL
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thats allot ;-;
(Pic not working ;-;)
The CASTLE WTH
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Cheese ofc LOL
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DEPRESSSOOOOOOOOOO kj ghfjdhgldfjhgsfhgkjdfh gf
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shes trying :C
Hello mayrio :3
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Hes so me core- ghfdkgjsdhfg
Yeah Kick his ass karen >:3
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THE VOICE ACTING PEAKKKKK
"Not like I did" LOREE (i yelled that so loud bruh)
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Omg this whole scene-
niceee the kids aint picky *Literally eats rotten watermellon*
Box Shrivvle lol
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AwhHH Shes so tini and cutteeeee
*shadow man part* I SCREAMED SO MUCH EHEHE HELPA EA hfjkgfhdg IK dang well he related to puzzles bro probably gave him his body bro-
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Picasso! CUTE hfkjghfds Wholesome level+20
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The 🥺EYES- Also this is so sad ;-;
Peak voice acting tho fhd gkfdhg
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MARIO STOP WITH RIZZ BRAH hgfkhgkfdjgh kjdf HEHAHEAA
*box club flashbacks LOL*
that whole box set up epic tho lol
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this scene: THE VOICE ACTING+ANIMATION+*Big sads* 100/10
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Damn.
AWH AND THE HUG
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Everyone right now:
bro amazon-
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Dun dun dun Kick his ass again Karen >:)
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That works :/
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*crackle sound* NAHHH
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NAHH WE COOKIN-
THATS THE SHADOW MAN BRO OMG PERFECT START-
Also is he under a spell? or is it the cheese ;-; ISTG IF ITS THE CHESSE BRO jkdshgfjgh sdfkjg
Ok but fr tho- Judgeing off how Shadow man gave Karen Money and the Gun. I feel like he'd probably give little puzzles his TV body and his studio or something. because no way some little kid can make that body. But it to be givin by him gfsfdhjkgdfg
Ive just been thinking how Smg4 need to know more abt the shadow guy (or marty even) and calling or going to puzzles to ask him for help and even teaming up with him giveing his tv ass a chance of redemption lol Probably 3 4 and meggy tho :T
EXITED FOR NEXT WEEK >:3
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