#fking assholes

[jocollins]

Because it didn't smell like Peter.

It smelled like rage, like wolf gone feral, of ash and burned flesh, it smelled like blood spilled and mixed with dirt so familiar and fallen leaves, it smelled of crushing sadness that clawed and clawed till there were only taters left, it smelled like home lost, of guilt and lost love, it smelled like the primar feeling of a child lost and confused, it smelled like everything ripped away.

Then you add up all the barely held together wounds being ripped open, his own survivor guilt, his self hatred and that he was just a child forced to see the last of his family brutality killed as if he (they) hadn't lost enough.

He was breaking apart and his senses were all over place, trapped somewhere between the years of fire, of now, of the grief so heavy he was choking.

Then he needed to pick her up and carry her home.

Before he was forced to face the human side of what happened, of being blamed for her death, he went willingly because he blamed himself for her death, so he was ready to stay locked in prison for as many years as needed to pay his punishment because he killed his family and now he couldn't escape the guilt.

He also was alone, his anchor lost, again, his alpha lost, again. It was teared right away from him.

So no, he couldn't place the scent of Peter there because it wasn't even Peter anymore, not in these feral moments.

So don't you dare blame him for not figuring it out sooner, he was grieving with no chance to rest. He had enough blame to drown himself without your's added on top.

[orchidyoonkook]

Y’all some absolute (con’d)

JACKASS

with a suped up noisy ass car just left the garage of my place making a noise. SO. FVKING. LOUD.

It woke up my partner from his sleep.

Scared my cat off of the bed

Dogs are barking outside

Like you know the kind where they rev or whatever the hell they do to their cars that makes them OBNOXIOUSLY loud?

Yeah. He did that.

Oh. Did I mention it’s the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN NIGHT.

And we’re on the FOURTH. FLOOR.

Good GOD I hate people sometimes.

[cowsaresushi-coral]

trying not to get another brainrot i’ll die brain full capacity. please come back when other brainrot (of where there are two) are dead. someone i follow has resident evil brainrot and now i’m getting second hand brainrot except i don’t know jackshit about him and to find out i would need to do a shit ton of research to get all the nuance bits to the character and i’m goign to fking die if i do that right now

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU RESIDENT EVIL, COME BACK IN MIDMAY. I’M FKING BUSY RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KINDA WANNA PRACTICE DRAWING HUMAN FACES BY DRAWING KRAUSER I’M FACKED.

[modelworker]

my sister is in the USAF and she recently did like some flight test or smth and the whole family group chat is congratulating her and like. it has been like this before but never So Much and she asked me to this ceremony for some promotion of hers and I Would Not Like To Go so I haven't texted her back yet but idk and I feel v uncomfortable

[obsessedwrhys]

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ The Seven x Deadpool!Reader

t/w: loooots of dark humour/jokes, reader is insensitive and an asshole since they're also a supe working at vought, your powers are the exact same as Deadpool (even the skin condition), mention about killing, death, gore, r-pe, n@zis?!?!, alcohol, some intimacy (?). Also reader is gn!!

ᯓ★ here's a version with the boys <3

HOMELANDER

This man hates you so fking much

Has tried to kill you multiple times, he tried lasering you, tearing you in half and even throwing you into the sky but you just always manage to come back like the damn plague

Eventually he gives up trying to kill you and just had to deal with the fact you'll be kept alive... just temporarily though... he's still looking for ways to kill you

However, your powers gave you dozens of advantages when around Homelander.

He can be having a meeting about something serious and everyone would be listening to him due to their fear towards him, then there's you who'd be doing your own thing and just shout out unrelated things like "Donald Trump just blocked me on Twitter!! HAH!! SUCK IT CORNFLACKS!!"

Everyone turning to you with startled expressions while Homelander simply rolls his eyes before continuing his presentation.

You are a complete nightmare to the PR team, that's why for interviews or any events, you'll always be paired up with Homelander so he can keep you under control and stop you from saying weird shit that could ruin the company's image.

"So Deadpool, how does it feel being in the Seven working alongside Homelander? You've been working together for almost 3 years now" A reporter would ask as you two are surrounded by screaming fans.

"Like I'm in the twilight series, not because of the fantasy but because I'm still waiting for the part where he impregnates me—"

"O-kay! That's enough, just silly ol' Deadpool with those inside jokes"

"You can tell in this eyes that he wants to fuck me right now. HE'S GONNA FUCK ME!!" You shouted as you're being dragged away by him.

Obviously when you had found out about his relationship with Stormfront, especially her background, you had to say some shit about it. Not giving the slightest care about the fact he could be grieving over her death.

He'll be in his room standing in front of the window and you'd just storm in, being as loud as possible.

"I can't believe you dated a N@zi!! Is it because I'm Jewish?!" Which may or may not be true, nobody knows your origin.

He may hate your guts but if he ever needs someone to help him do some dirty work, you're the person for the job, you never ask why or how, which could be the only thing he likes about you.

"Y'know, maybe if you didn't have such a big mouth, you'd be tolerable"

"All the people I've slept with have said otherwise"

Compatibility? 50%

STARLIGHT

Before she joined the Seven, she had an image of what kind of person you were, she just didn't know it was this worse.

When you found out she used to work at this Sunday School Church, you just haaaaad to say something about it.

"So like, you say that prayer always works, but every night I pray for my hair to grow and it never does. Do you think God has me blocked? How do I get unblock?"

"Uh..."

You two surprisingly get along without one wanting to slice the other's throat, except sometimes the things you say can really piss her off. Which is why when the company assigned her a new costume, she was trying her hardest to avoid you, but you found out anyways.

"Holy shit Starlight! Nice costume, is this your Miley Cyrus breakthrough? Girl power!"

Insert her groaning out of annoyance.

Again, the second you discovered she was dating a guy behind the death of Translucent, you were heartbroken :(

"Of course this happens right when my therapist gives up on me!"

Despite your behaviour, you pitied her when it was revealed that she was taken advantage of by The Deep, so like any good friend, you took revenge by cooking his friend octopus and eating it happily in front of him.

"Revenge does taste sweet" You'd say happily while Starlight just watches by the side, both grateful and horrified at your actions.

In my opinion, you would definitely be the person she goes to once she starts working with the boys, you'll always be providing whatever information that happens in the company for her to use.

It helps her worry less about getting anyone killed 'cause you literally can't die.

Compatibility? 60%

QUEEN MAEVE

You're half the reason why she rethinks about her life choices when she wakes up in the morning

Not because you're a handful (which you are) but because you're always paired together on missions

"Deadpool! The hostages!"

"OKAY! God... you act just like my drunk uncle"

Which is a joke/nickname you like to address her by because of her alcoholism (yikes)

Whenever the company needs you for something, half of the time she's the one assigned to search for you.

There was this one time she caught you trying to have Anika track down Kanye West's location, nobody knows what shenanigans you were up to.

Another thing to mention was that you two were chosen by the company to sing a Christmas song for the year's Christmas ceremony.

Just imagine during the bridge of the song, she's singing normally while you're completely going off, your high note so high you were sure you had Mariah Carey a run for her money.

Even though she finds you a lot to deal with, you're actually her buddy to train with.

Since you're very skilled with Katanas, she likes to practice her swordsmanship with you.

You like to tease or make fun of her everytime she fails to strike you which is good motivation for her to get better. Maybe you guys bring out the best of each other?

Last thing I'd like to add is when she was found out by the public that she was a lesbian (She's bi but you get the running joke), you had gifted her a t-shirt that says, 'Biggest Dick in Town'

Compatibility? 80%

THE DEEP

Your human punching bag

If Vought was a high school instead of a company, you'd be the bully and he'd be the nerd getting stuffed inside the locker room.

For example, Homelander could be confronting Starlight about her relationship with Hughie and everyone would just start raising their voices til you come in yelling "SHUT UP!" to the Deep who had not said a single thing during the entire time.

Just imagine him staring at you like 😐

To be honest you also ate his friend octopus so you guys are actually never getting the chance to make up.

"Look dude, I don't appreciate your tone"

"I don't appreciate your haircut either but we can't all get what we want"

You may be a crazy person but you weren't going to be okay with the fact he violates every woman he sees, so not only did you cook the octopus but you also called in a male stripper disguised as a woman just for him to celebrate on his birthday.

Just imagine him all happy when you tell him the news and later that night he'll run inside your room, completely pissed off at your act after finding out but you just laughed and said.

"Happy April Fools 😚!"

"That's next month dipshit!"

Also, you never understood his weird fantasies. He has a thing for sea animals??You've caught him multiple times either flirting or getting off to one. It was concerning even for you.

"From how many animals you've fucked, you might just turn from the ocean's 'Seaman' to 'Semen'." You joked which he did not find funny.

Maybe you messing with him could just be your way of getting along with him since you're the same with everybody else, it's just he has more flaws to poke fun of and he's sensitive about them.

Compatibility? 5%

A-Train

He thinks you're fucked up in the head.

Half of the shit that comes out of your mouth just has him reacting like in the GIF

Buuuuuut you're the one he always brings to the club because you always know ways to give the party life.

You've somehow even got on the wall of fame, a lovely portrait of you with your hands making out a heart.

Also, you know about his business with Compound V waaaaay before anyone else did. He's still grateful you didn't tell anyone.

Just like everyone else, you also enjoy messing with him except he's fast and constantly avoiding you.

"Hey A-Train, how much do you wanna bet that I can die faster than you?"

"Dude... seriously?"

You guys rarely get sent on missions together because you're always slowing him down, not basing off the fact he's fast but because you get easily sidetracked with other things.

"Alright, we're here now, how much C4 do we use?"

"Fuck math! Let's use all of 'em!"

You ended up detonating all of the C4 on you before he could object the idea, he was able to run out in time, your action nearly getting him killed while you ended up dead.

But it's fine you'll just grow back.

You know that race he has against Shockwave? You'd be at the VIP section standing near where Homelander and Queen Maeve is, waving your huge banner that has a picture of A-Train's face and yours pasted over a figure carrying the other in bridal style.

Compatibility? 55%

TRANSLUCENT

He makes people paranoid but you make him disgusted.

There was this one time he was bored so he snuck in your room to see what you were doing.

At first he was confused why you had so many cute plushies but then the more he explored your room, he realised your room is basically every collector's dream.

You even had a huge teddy bear in the corner of your dressing room.

The reason why he doesn't like to spy on you is because the last time he did, he saw you putting your hand in the blender, then proceeding to put your private part into it.

Never again, he thought, never again.

He doesn't need to witness you carry out your intrusive thoughts.

Surprising enough, you're close with his son, I'd like to think that after his death, you practically became the kid's godparent. Though you can be sort of a bad influence, leading up to how he is in Gen V.

You always tell him you hate kids but he thinks otherwise.

After all, he can read people well.

You guys like to pull pranks on each other since you guys like competing on who's more sneaky

There was this one time, you woke up to find your suit gone so you ended up walking around the building, completely naked and unfazed by people's stares.

It was when you walked around the corner that you found your suit worn by someone else, turns out it was Translucent under it.

"Why is it so fucking tight dude? How do you stay in this shit all day?"

"You get used to it"

Compatibility? 85%

BLACK NOIR

Lovers.

He doesn't mind your attitude because he actually can't say anything about it.

No seriously... he can't talk.

But hey he's got a good shoulder to cry on.

"I just... hffgh... I can't believe my album didn't surpass lady gaga's... She doesn't even know how to use Katanas like I do!" You'd let out a loud sob while he just stares at you for a while before placing a hand on your shoulder, patting you gently.

You know the scene where he's playing the piano for one of the company's party? You'll be laying down on top of it and singing in your usual overdramatic high pitched voice.

He finds your humour amusing so he always does this little head tilt like in the GIF when you say some weird shit while waiting for his response.

Since both of you are the only members of the Seven that wears a full body suit, obviously you had to try on his but since it was impossible to achieve that, you just had the company make a copy for you.

He'll be walking down the hallway doing his normal routine until he notises another person in his suit, the moment you speak and he realises its just you is when he let's his guard down.

"I just got some transplants done to my ass, that's why I look different"

You both are never sent on missions together 'cause you guys don't work well, pretty much nobody works well with him since he's the silent type.

Example, you two were hiding behind some crates ready to jump on the bad guys who were snucking in illegal drugs. He gestured for you to wait as he went to check again, only to turn back to see you gone.

"Marry Christmas motherfuckers!"

He heard your voice shout and he found you standing on top of the stacked crates, machine gun in hand and began shooting aimlessly.

He didn't even do anything but just watch until you ran out of bullets. However, multiple survived and began shooting at you so you ended running towards where he's hiding at.

"Yankee yankee!" You yelped.

You know the video of the two girls taking off their wigs to reveal that they're bald and they start bonding over it? I'd like to imagine that's you and Black Noir with the skin condition under the suits.

One more scenario I wanna add, you guys could be having a meeting but since you were bored and you always hated meetings, you'd draw a big heart on a piece of paper and show it to Black Noir from across the table. Surprisingly he'd draw a heart back to you.

You were overjoyed so you began to draw you and him doing it, doggy style. He stares at your doodle for a while before choosing to just focus on the meeting instead.

Compatibility? 90%

(This took a while cause I was on vacation)

[trash-iest]

Ill never mindlessly call a guy pretty, even if its someone ive known since hs. Disgusting mfs

[fandomrouletteburrito]

You know what? Im going to vent about how annoyed I am abt bsd atm and put it in the tags bcuz I also want to debate it. I enjoy bsd but I am struggling to understand what exactly Asagiri is trying to do here esp when this arc is so long that the arc itself has mini arcs in it.

If anyone reads this I would love, LOVE to discuss this because I am yanking my hair in frusteration

I am putting it under a cut so that ppl who dont want to see criticism abt bsd dont have to see it

Am i being an asshole? Yes

Am i going to warn ppl before hand and remind them that they can curate their internet experience by simply not reading something that is going to criticize something they love? And the block button exists for a reason???????Also yes

That being said i dont often go off about things i dont like about media i enjoy because well i understand everything i like has pros and cons

Also i still read bsd bcuz there r other things i DO like about it

Anywayssss

The thing that is bothering me about bsd is that I dont think I can tell what any character is doing EVER. Perhaps thats just my taste and I like having some idea of whats going to happen.

The characters arcs are excellent, their actions make sense for the personalities that they have yes.

The problem i do have w bsd is that the characters are apparently constantly always somehow predicting whats going on

How in the goddamn world do you expect me to believe that Fyodor let Dazai see him kill someone through touch so that Dazai would come up w a plan like Mersault? Fyodor didn’t expect Dazai to catch him at the end of the whole virus thing so like how is that enough time for him to find a way to kill that guard by just touching his hand? Why do that unless you planned the Mersault fake death from the start?

I forget but didn’t the Hunting Dogs get Mushitaro to bring up Dazai’s crimes to get Dazai into Mersault? Was this all to get Dazai away from the agency? Extremely likely but that tells me Fyodor planned to fake his death from the star(again) WHICH IN TURN MEANS HE HAD TO HAVE FKING KNOWN SO MUCH AHEAD OF TIME which only makes sense if he had access to some type of future telling ability because some characters actions WERE random eg: below

If Gogol randomly decided to break Fyodor out of Mersault with his race against death game, how can Fyodor expect to be killed by a vampire to become Bram??? How does this make sense if he did not know that Gogol would plan this at all?

There is the panel of Fyodor fallin through the Mersault room correctly as he says its time to escape so maybe he knew Gogol would that? HOW if Gogol just came up with that plan without any of Fyodor’s input?? Alright then maybe he was acting so Dazai won’t catch on but even then how was he expecting to die so that he can become Bram?? What was his alternate plan?

Alright maybe he simply predicted Gogol to do that which I think is a bit sad for Gogol since I think his whole character arc is about how he doesn’t want to be shackled by anything and I would argue being manipulated by someone is a shackle

Criticism 2: the fact absolutely no one of importance has died in bsd manga except for in the light novels(i am including Odasaku in this) please PLEASE correct me if I missed a death

Im not counting Fukuchi as dead because jury’s still out on that given the whole thing w God!Fukuchi/Amenogozen

Esp as we have Dead Apple where whats his names ability outlived him and i think also in 55 minutes

Because well, how do you expect me to take any of the stakes in this manga seriously if no one of name dies ever, I would not have this issue if death wasnt faked out as many times as it has

Maybe Bram will actually stay dead but I doubt it

The fact Kunikida was killed this chapter just tells me that yet again, death is not a serious consequence in this manga. Esp as the book has not been used yet. Even fking HP Lovecraft is alive ffs.

If Kunikida stays dead I will HAPPILY eat my words and state that Asagiri is a master writer for fooling my reading of bsd that well.( i am obviously not saying only my interpretation of bsd is correct so pls dont come at me)

Criticism 3: why didn’t Dazai literally just kill off Fyodor w Chuuya once they got Sigma to get the info from Fyodor

I understand thats a much more author did that because thats what the writing needed and characters are only as intelligent as the story needs so … fineeeee thats on me

Criticism 4: the whole Amenogozen thing about how the war isn’t real

How can Fyodor fake the sign on the wall unless he knew what sign meant world ending to Fukuchi???

Not sure if this is a criticism but if Chuuya was sent by Mori…how did Fyodor expect him to show up? Unless Fyodor and Mori discussed that earlier together in which case Mori is doing an excellent job at pretending like he’s not inleague with Fyodor

This plan of Fyodor’s to become Bram is just so batshit insane and so reliant on people doing random things at the right time eg: Gogol and the death game, Chuuya not being used to kill Fyodor in any form, Sigma not waking up in time to warn the agency, Dazai not fking shooting Fyodor w a gun

Imagine if Gogol’s poison succeeded then well ig Fyodor would just stay in his body since he injected the poison in his own veins which hey doesn’t that mean there was no risk of Fyodor dying in that game? I am likely wrong but it is kinda funny

Unrelated but wow tumblr does NOT want to make writing this on mobile easy bruh

I think the reason I’m so frusterated with this is that bsd is so unpredictable that for me it feels like its going beyond the suspension of disbelief i have

Its breaking the intelligence scale that they set with Fyodor, Dazai and Ranpo that it feels too much to believe

My other issue is I dont know what the whole long term thing w BSD is, and I am a bit tired of that. That might be my personal taste where I like to know what kind of ending or long term things I hope to see in a series but this is a bit too absured for me which might be the point

If anyone reads this entire nonsensical essay you have my respect

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

https://www.tumblr.com/sizzlingpatrolfox/755117670111772672/how-do-you-move-from-thinking-for-years-that?source=share

Probably because it's YOU who has turned into hating jk from loving him or were you pretending? I mean it's absolutely fine going from thinking jkk could be dating to being sure they're not but you literally has flipped whole personality like towards jungkook like you didn't find it him bullying jm when you were shipping him with jm but now suddenly you're woke and you're a different person? WOW and you know ppl don't question jk solos over how they portray their friendship because? And if you actually was thinking this same way about jungkook since the beginning but now you have accepted it then you're sooo fking wrong to ship jm with someone you think is a bully like imagine shipping your own fav with someone you think is his bully? Lol

Sometimes we like or love shit people, or people who do shit things. That's it. Even a guy like Seungri has fans. I have also done and still do shit things and that doesn't mean I'm unlovable.

Jimin loves Yoongi and I still think he's an asshole. Sometimes Jungkook has been an asshole. Make peace with that instead of getting mad at people for noticing or reacting to it.

At some point I decided I had had enough of Jungkook's personality and didn't want to put up anymore with him laughing on national radio about Jimin's dick being small or him sitting on Taehyung's lap on stage.

[ilovereadingandstuff]

Okay, so... I think it's been quite clear here in my blog that I HATE All For One.

I hate that bitch. And it's not even funny.

That mothersucker is worse than the worst to me and I just want him to die mercylessly hopefully by Tomura's decay hands and rotten in hell.

And yes, AFO died a few chapters ago and his existence is less than a fucking egg... But I don't believe it. I. Don't. Fucking. Believe. That the bastard died. Not just yet.

Not when Yoichi has been in such a sus behaviour, when all the vestiges are, like, sacrificing themselves...

That asshole is smarter. If he was able to fking resurrect from the ashes that Endeavor himself set him off back at chapter 357 and he planificates his moves 100 years earlier in anticipation...god, that bastard is not dead to me.

And, considering the current situation where Izuku can't even think for himself, the vestiges are controlling and planning everything inside his head ('cause the assholes are dead but can not stay at the sidelines. Let the kid do his thing, you fuckers!!), Izuku is losing OFA (I'm still processing this fact)... While Shiggy most likely isn't redeemable and the vestiges are about to 'fight from inside' (where I think and hope the resolution of this conflict SHOULD be about Izuku HIMSELF and Shiggy talking things out WITHOUT the intervention of third parties)....

I am, now and here, praying that All For One will resurrect out of nowhere.

I never thought I would say this, but AFO, I need you back.

Let Izuku and Shiggy talk!!! Let them be!!! Let them resolve their shit together, grow and learn together!!! Let Izuku fucking say something on his own!!! Let Shiggy say freely what's his thinking!!!

GOD, HORI, LET THIS FIGHT BE ABOUT IZUKU AND TOMURA!!! Not about Izuku, Tomura, Kudou, Nana, the dead ghosts and shit, etc!!!

[thatfrenchacademic]

It's kind of annoying to me that so many Americans think that knowing where a particular European country is is the same as knowing where a specific US state is. Like yeah I can't identify Idaho on a map, but I don't think that's comparable to Americans who can't identify Ukraine on a map???

Hi Anon!

I... will assume this is in response to the "can you name all European countries?" game going around ! And I have exactly two (2) thoughts about it:

1.Devil's advocate argument:

I agree with the general sentiment, BUT [pulls out my nerdy academic glasses], a fun thing I have noticed is that instead of

"knowing where a European state is (for USAmericans) = knowing where a US state is (for Europeans)",

what comes up is more often is:

"NOT knowing where a European state is (for USAmericans) = NOT knowing where a US state is (for Europeans)"

Like, this is the type of argument USAmericans pull out only when they fail to identify European state and we point it out. On the other hand, there is not such a strong expectation that I would ACTUALLY know where Idaho is, in my experience. A few times people have assumed I know where some State is, I point out I don't, and they go 'oh, yeah, it's in North/East/...". Very rarely has an American that I talked to in person truly, actually been in disbelief that I can't place a US State on a map.

"You don't eve know where Idaho is" comes up only once they have been faced with THEIR inability to place a European State. It feels to me like a cognitive (or just rhetorical? idk, not my field) defensive move, more than an actual expectation that I would even be able to name all US State, let alone place them.

2. They are straight up not taught.

I know the instinct is to point it out and laugh at it because the irony of coming from a regime that lords its superiority over all other countries with a population that cannot, actually pinpoint where the other countries are, is STRONG.

But like.

Whose fault is it that Mark, 20, WY, thinks being able to place Utah is much more important than being able to place Albania. Or even that it is equivalent.

I know it's tempting to tell Mark that he is being a fking idiot, especially if Mark is also an asshole. But sometimes, you just need to take a breath, look at someone who is the predictable result of a shitty system, and remember that you gain nothing by confronting them aggressively like it's solely their fault they turned out like that.

Even when they are an asshole.

And just... walk away. Especially if it's online.

[lipglossanon]

Ngl random thought but after the incident in the real dad Leon fic,I just think that he would go onto reddit n be like "Am I the asshole for sleeping with my daughter bc I thought she was my wife? I,male 43,slept with my daughter,female 20..." Just silly goofy shit :P he def took down that post after 6 hours bc of the comments. Like wym it's not OK for my dick to get excited when I started groping my kid n fking her. Yk she consented to it 🙄

Anyways also saw that you're gonna be taking a break too!! Which is great!! I hope you enjoy your holidays 😋 Also other tumblr blogs pls take note of this and take action immediately yalls need a break too </3

-🕊

Hi 🕊️ anon!! 👋 👋

AGAJFBL he do would! 🤣 and definitely under a throwaway account that he’s doing to delete later lmao

Of course it’s going to be a mix of ‘you’re sick, you both need help’ to the ‘I wish I could fuck my daughter :( she’s so hot’ 😆 and honestly Leon would’ve been better off to just not have asked lmao

And thank you!! 💜 I love the holidays, especially now as an adult cause I don’t have to visit family I don’t wanna 🤣 I hope you have a wonderful time and make sure to stay hydrated 😉 💜

[the5n00k]

What is your favourite aspect to create about for each of the Ghost Friends? (Could be a physical trait or a particular expression or a dynamic, anything about them that stands out to you!

I absolutely adore their dynamic hands down they have so much potential

I've always loved four person groups of friends, it's just the right amount to have fun dynamics while also not be too much to handle plus each character is so interesting in their own right

Also just the fact that the entire ghost friends group is a bunch of fking losers. Felt that deeply and personally they all suck even scratch as the chairman is such a fking loser I forget he's chairman most of the time khsldglhd

I love Molly being the glue that holds everyone together, none of them would be friends without her in the first place. She's such a good positive and encouraging influence for all of them and knows when to call scratch out on his bullshit (queen behavior you go girl, get him)

Libby being the more resourceful one with the (terribly convenient) pop-up book of the paranormal is also really fun and I hope her and Ollie get to talk one on one soon, they have a lot in common with him being a research specialist and all

Scratch is scratch (I genuinely considered leaving it there because it sounded funnier) and you'd think as the only adult there (and the one in a position of authority) he'd be the responsible one but n O he is by far the least responsible and it is hilarious. I like that he actually does the opposite of Molly and will bring out the worst in you. And while that sounds like a bad thing sometimes you need that asshole in your life to get you to be honest and say what you're feeling (something this group of emotionally repressed teens desperately need)

And Ollie (oh my sweet baby) I LOVE how hard he's trying to make up for his past actions. He didn't actually even hurt any ghosts (unless you headcanon that the snares can actually harm ghosts in which Yeah maybe) yet he thinks he did and it's weighing heavily on him. He's trying his hardest but it's clear he doesn't exactly click with the group yet considering he's the newest addition. And I love that (Molly encouraging him is super adorable too)

Ollie as a concept means a lot to me but that's a post for another time

All of these together make them SUPER fun to write in silly scenarios and just bickering with each other

I know we already got confirmation that they will be returning but I miss them already <3 I never thought any group would have a tighter grip on my heart than comet trio but I was wrong

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

john u fking moron

Who else have you passionately kissed on multiple occasions

TG: man youre kinda a fuckin asshole huh

[dead-loch]

just woke up to the realisation of why I have never felt comfortable in a fandom.

people within fandom communities continue to assume that they’re the only ones truly invested in a piece of media and that everyone else is on a lesser level. I can read all the discourse and watch all the media all day but if I’m not participating in the discussion every single day with these main people, I obviously have no idea what I’m talking about on the couple times I do participate in a discussion. Nevermind that I’ve been watching and reading everything that comes thru my dash and just choosing not to participate because, again, I HAVE NEVER FELT COMFORTABLE IN FANDOM. And these last few months have just reinforced that.

Secondly, people will literally defend a piece of media to the point of actively harming other people. I’m talking, in part, of that post where OP repeatedly said “if you think [thing that was literally never mentioned] then I can’t help you.” Literally putting words into the commenters mouth that were never said and no one said shit. But I’m also talking about the fucking in-fighting about characters. Because, and this is speaking currently of the OFMD fandom but applies to others, I have absolutely seen “both sides” deliberately go out of their way to upset and offend each other. Both sides (Izzy vs the world) bitch and whine about the other side doing the exact same fking things but no one wants to acknowledge that.

Honestly at this point I’m convinced that the only reason people enjoy these communities is because they’re able to ignore the instances of their fellow community members being complete assholes, either to each other or others. I have seen so many posts go by my dash with tons of notes that are clearly deliberately trying to upset certain people, it’s so clear, and no one says a word because they generally agree with whatever the take is. Or the persons their mutual or is very active in the fandom or whatever.

Literally no matter where in fandom I am (the peripheral typically), I can’t help but feeling like it’s all just another big clique for people to feel important and powerful and shit on anyone on the outside.

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

hi Kat! how are you doing?

I wanted to ask, do you have an advice about negative people in your life? I have some classmates that started talking behind my back for no reason in particular, and I honestly feel like shit about it. I know that it’s us that give others the power to hurt us, but I really can’t seem to ignore them, no matter how much I try… Thank you lovely🫶

hi nonnie!! ngl, school's wrecking my butt already, i was up until 2am doing a lit review and had to get up early today skdjflskdjf

tldr: you're allowed to feel hurt; screw your classmates; find people who are supportive; some of my best friends are internet friends; and if tumblr and the fandom space is how you cope, then pls engage in the fandom space all you want

idk if i have advice advice, but i definitely know what that feels like :C but i also wanted to let you know that like, yes, it's us that have the power to not be hurt but also like

if it hurts, it hurts, right? no matter how much we tell ourselves to not care, that their opinion doesn't matter, that we should just ignore it and move on, sometimes that just doesn't work, and that's okay.

like fr screw your classmates that are just starting stuff about you completely out of nowhere, but also, you're allowed to feel hurt. you're valid over feeling hurt. humans are literally a social species, it is unfortunately programmed into us that, on some degree, we care what other people think.

if one of these classmates was a "friend", my main advice would be to think about whether it's worth confronting them and what you'd get out of it. if there's nothing, then cut them off. it's not worth having toxic people in your life, and you also don't owe them an explanation if they're starting shit behind your back.

sometimes, confrontation isn't something we can, should, or want to do, and my main advice for that would be to find people that do actually support you, and that can look like anything! i have VERY very few irls that i would call supportive (other than my husband lol) and i have much closer bonds with my internet friends. some of my literal best friends are people i met on the internet. hell, my fking maid of honor at my wedding (hi @ghostlykeyes who also named their pseuds after my cat LMAO) was someone i met on the internet when i was hella depressed and had zero irls to go to

even some of my irls that i'm close with were originally internet friends and we just happened to live by each other. not saying you should go around announcing where you live lmao but it just worked out

anyway what i'm trying to say is that people are assholes, but there's also beauty and support that exists within people as well, you just have to find who—and that can look like whatever works for you. fuck your classmates, i'll throw hands with them 🔪

also some people might say maladaptive daydreaming is just that: maladaptive, which is valid, but also like

if i'm upset and i wanna imagine levi ackerman comforting me, then i'm going to exactly that, and if that helps me cope, that's how i'm going to cope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cowsaresushi-coral]

me: “Oh, I generally don’t really like feminine designed chrs. I just find them aesthetically unappealing. Don’t really like feminine chrs in shows/games either, I don’t really know.”

also me: *Has only designed the feminine chrs thus far for my funny little “dating sim” (only by format).

I just think that many people who design feminine characters are fking cowards, and they should make funkier designs and characters. You should make them problematic. You should make asshole women.

Also I’m so fking tired of all women looking the same, like silhouette is always vaguely hourglass shaped and traditionally hot or some shit while the guys are shaped like a fucking pineapple. I WANT INTERESTING SHAPES STOP BEING BORING.