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wormspoodle · 2 months ago

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compiled some things

#i think after weirdmageddon soos and mcgucket became friends #like mcgucket has been pretty much out of it for 30 years #so i think it'd be fun if soos just continued to show him some of the stuff he missed #and in turn mcgucket teaches soos how to fix things idk #gravity falls #soos ramirez #fiddleford mcgucket #dipper pines #mabel pines #stan pines #grenda grendinator #candy chiu #pacifica northwest

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swan2swan · 6 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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parkjammys · 3 months ago

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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭

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linkcharacter · 1 month ago

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mouthwashing epic rap battle

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #mouthwashing fanart #curly mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #captain curly #jimmy mouthwashing #linkch art #when even the kindest and most open-minded people in existence couldn't fix him

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acapricorncreature · 18 days ago

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#disco elysium #disco posting #harry du bois #harrier du bois #i can fix him #yassification of Harry du bois #no more ugly protagonists

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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post-graduation trip airport looks

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jujutsu kaisen fanart #these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them #im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me #when in doubt play dress up. life hack #i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards #argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen #megumi designated Drink Runner also #alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea #anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head #no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed #nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit #its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip

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pan1ck · 4 months ago

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#has anyone done this yet #probably #house md #dr house #dr cuddy #lisa cuddy #dr cameron #allison cameron #james wilson #dr foreman #robert chase #house md meme #i can fix him #no you cant

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venusbyline · 9 months ago

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i can fix him (no really i can)

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7amonathursdayinoctober · 8 months ago

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Oh!!! Oh!!!! Cas- cas is dead!!! :D alright!!!! Ok!! This is fine. Everything is fine.

Alright, can we get Chuck on the line, please? Yea, mhm- yes- no- I know he's off doing "family bonding time" or whatever with his sister, but I need you to call him. No- no- just- ok- listen we all know- ok, we all know he's the villain or whatever, yea? And for his story to work, we need Cas. No- no- ok I don't know exactly when that's happening, but it's soon, ok? Just- yea- mhm yep get him on the line. All right, thank you.

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

CHUCK, CASTIEL IS FUCKING DEAD. FIX IT

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narisawr · 9 days ago

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i forgot to upload this here

#honkai star rail #aventurine #sunday hsr #sunday #to fix sunday we need to ran him over multiple times

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hellspawnmotel · 8 months ago

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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

#just some guys ive been tossing around in my brain #can you tell i like drawing wires.#art tag #oc tag #computer yuri #objectum #evil supercomputer #toxic yuri #cartoon violence #robots #my apologies to edgar. your bf isnt that terrible. you can do better tho #(hes from a movie called electric dreams i didnt make him)#edit got lightly scolded (rightfully!) for not taking the alt text seriously. genuinely uncool of me and it has been fixed. i hope

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o0kawaii0o · 10 months ago

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no mercy 😭

#one piece won the poll and I wanted to draw smth nice and wholesome #but I hated the perspective process and the multiple characters were a pain so where did that bring me?#that's right; perspective and multiple characters in shtpost format #don't you just love it when you put too much pressure on yourself and the way to fix that is to draw smth silly #vibrant colours go brrrr #pls trust me when I say I like sanji #I mean look at him #one piece #strawhat crew #sanji #luffy #zoro #chopper #usopp #nami #nico robin #cyborg franky #o0kawaii0o

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heavenbarnes · 9 months ago

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I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

#GOD i need him i neeeeed him #this is self indulgent my bf is a tradie i regularly objectify him when he’s fixing our home #ANYWAY when tf is that ghost mask coming from amazon #WHO SAID THAT?#older bf!simon #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley blurb #simon riley drabble #simon ghost riley blurb #simon ghost riley drabble #simon riley x reader

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jay-wasstuff · 3 months ago

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