#five minutes max

[ricky-mortis]

I love playing dress up with the blorbo

[jeezilikesports]

You know you're fucked when you read the word incident and you hear it as inchident echoing in your mind.

[valtsv]

of courseeeeee my GP calls to do my medication review when i'm in the shower so i miss it of fucking course. i hate telephone appointments can you please just let me come over. for the love of god.

[verstappenclerc]

via

[wickerfemme]

They really just let you walk around while your waistband is doing this

[the-knife-consumer]

They're fun to doodle

[maxpadelchampion]

i literally have nothing to say about this Las Vegas gp other than George being +10s, middle school arts and crafts really does work, and Charles’ luck continues to be trash

[vegetable-soup-wizard]

POTS flare ups are kinda funny why am I having to speed run like. Making toast

[starrwrrld]

soo... this happened to me-

[natade-art]

thank you to ollie for putting never love an anchor in his ace playlist resulting in my making this amv

[valyrfia]

the psychological torture of being charles leclerc's friend

[rubensmuse]

so i went into Death Stranding the same way i go into most AAA games: with plenty of story spoilers, but absolutely no gameplay spoilers. and DS throws a surprising number of complications and flavor into its otherwise straightforward gameplay; i 1000% underestimated how much effort went into shaking up the long-haul deliveryman routine. genuinely, it never gets boring for me.

anyway here's the expression i made the first time i ambled into MULE territory and heard the distant rev of a fucking car engine

[ectonurites]

why did two cop cars just pull up to walmart. park. the driver from one got into the other car. and they just left the other car there and drove away. blocking the exact spot the bus im waiting for usually parks for pick up/drop off. hello

[max--phillips]

SERIOUSLY GUYS?????????????????? ALL SEVEN OF YOU

[cephalopodie]

let it be known that I am very good at voting I just went and there wasn’t even a line

#minmaxing #prostrats

[aropride]

i don't think not using spotify is an important piece of leftist praxis, to be clear, but i do think it's insane that people pay $11 a month for spotify premium because they think piracy is stealing from artists. like, if you listen to 50,000 minutes of music, that's $37.50 that's being given to the artists you listened to- being split between all the artists you listened to in the entire year. you're giving them 132 dollars so they can give a third of that to the dozens, hundreds, maybe thousands of artists you listened to that year. i don't think the few cents an artist won't get anymore if you unsubscribe really matter that much to the more popular artists, and starting in 2024 the less popular artists won't even get paid anyway. i don't think piracy is that much worse, especially if you send smaller artists a couple dollars on patreon or bandcamp or something. and again, i use spotify sometimes, i pirate it but still, i don't think it's a moral failing or anything. just that it's a little hypocritical when people act like piracy is so much worse. but that's just my two cents (which is what like, seven streams on spotify is worth).