#five line fanfic

[hb-writes]

“Go fuck yourself, Thomas.”

Peaky Blinders Clara to Tommy maybe?

If you’re comfortable with it of course! I love your writing! 💖

Five line fanfic requests are now closed.

“Go fuck yourself, Thomas.”

Clara had known Tommy's response to her outburst could have gone only two ways. The first option was that stare, the one that still had the ability to make her question her choices, but the second...well, Clara had long ago decided the dismissive laughter was worse than the stare.

But Tommy couldn't help himself, not really. He had long ago become accustomed to hearing similar statements off the other women in his life—Polly and Ada, mostly—but the words never sounded quite right coming from his Clara's mouth.

As Tommy chuckled, Clara's face shifted to a glare, an expression Tommy knew she had learned from him and that, too, was something Tommy had yet to become accustomed to—that expression on his Clara's face making him question his choices.

[loracarol]

Ex-wives

[Arbelan]: Divorced

[Leshan]: Died

[Pazhiro]: Died

[Chenelo]: Relegated, Then died

[Csoru]: Survived

[Arbelan]: And tonight we are

[All]: Live

[Arbelan]: Listen up, let me tell you a story

[Leshan]: A story that you think You've heard before

[Pazhiro]: We know you know our names And our fame and our faces

[Chenelo]: Know all about the glories And the disgraces

[Csoru]: I'm done 'cause all this time I've been just one word In a stupid rhyme

[All]: So we picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown

[Arbelan]: Divorced

[Leshan]: Died

[Pazhiro]: Died

[Chenelo]: Relegated, Then died

[Csoru]: Survived

[All]: But just for you tonight We're all his wives, HERE LIVE! Welcome to the show To the historevive Switching up the flow As if we all survived Everybody knows that We used to be five wives Raising up the roof Till we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth That we'll be revealing Everybody knows That we used to be five wives …but now we're ex-wives

[Arbelan]: All you ever hear And read about

[Leshan]: Is our ex and the way it ended

[Pazhiro]: But don't play pakh'palar unless you're sure of your hand

[Chenelo]: You're gonna find out How we got unfriended

[Csoru]: Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court

[All]: Every garden rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

[Arbelan]: Divorced

[Leshan]: Died

[Pazhiro]: Died

[Chenelo]: Relegated, Then died

[Csoru]: Survived

[All]: But just for you tonight We're all his wives, HERE LIVE!

Welcome to the show To the historevive Switching up the flow As if we all survived Everybody knows that We used to be five wives Dancing to the beat Till the break of day. Once We're done, we'll start again Like it's the golden age Everybody knows That we used to be five wives

…but now we're ex-wives

Divorced

[Arbelan]: My name is Arbelan Drazharan Was married 'fore he took the throne, I'm a paragon Of loyalty, years pent at Cethoree didn't steal from me But I outlived him so He can't try that again

[All]: Died

[Leshan]: I was the next wife Died afore thirty, I gave birth to his heir Yeah, I'm that lucky Why did I lose my life? Well I guess that's just what happens To Varenechibel's wives

[All]: Died

[Pazhiro]: Pazhiro, the only one he truly loved

[All]: True

[Pazhiro]: Died in childbirth after three So sad, but I didn't mean to leave And now I Can't believe how he Behaved, RIP

[All]: Relegated

[Chenelo]: I am Che-nelo of-

[All]: Yes?

[Chenelo]: Barizhan, at sixteen all I could say was

[All]: Yes

[Chenelo]: But he didn't want to marry As I fulfilled my role Funny how it all worked out But guess who paid the toll

[Csoru]: Four down, I'm the final wife We were married until the end of his life I'm the survivor, Csoru I bet you wanna know what we're going to do I said I bet you wanna know What we're going to do

[All]: I bet you wanna know what we're going to do I said I bet you wanna know What we're going to do Welcome to the show To the historevive Switching up the flow As if we all survived Everybody knows that We used to be five wives Get your hands up Get this party started You want to know the truth Here it is, full-hearted Everybody knows That we used to be five wives …but now we're ex-wives

[veeparkersstuff]

"It's me! Your ol' buddy bunny Bonnie here!

Oh wait! You're not my buddy! Guess you need to die then.

Sorry, it's just how it goes" - Jin as Bonnie the Bunny🎸

🐰BTS as Five Nights At Freddy's characters according to ChatGPT🐰

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[deep-sea-gigantinism]

i need to teach myself how to draw just so i can draw scenes from my own fanfics because i think about this one in particular 24/7

[bluemantics]

Ring, a small bell tinkled, signaling the entrance of someone into the bar.

“We’re closed,” Lance called from behind the bar, rubbing it down with a cloth. Cream-colored towel smoothed alcohol stains off of the deep mahogany, and Lance stepped back for a moment to take a break and admire his work.

“Do I not get an exception?” a thick western accent drawled. Lance’s head snapped up, eyes wide.

“Keith,” he murmured. There he stood, just in front of the door, his whole outfit white and black save for his red boots. Lance loved those. They were proof that Keith could be sentimental, if anything.

“You shouldn’t be here,” Lance said into the silence. He couldn’t help but notice the contrast between his accent and Keith’s, the irony of him telling Keith to leave. “It’s not safe, Red.”

“Pfft.” Keith sidled up to the bar, a dangerous gleam in his deep purple eyes. Lance shuddered. “Since when has danger ever stopped me… or you, apparently?”

Lance froze, halfway turned to clean up the back wall. “Sorry, what do you mean?”

Keith reached over the bar to grab himself a bottle of whiskey and poured himself a glass, staring at it and swirling it under his palm, gaze now turned down to the drink instead of Lance.

“What would the people of this sweet ol’ town say if they knew that their kindly bartender was not just hangin’ round with the fearsome outlaw Red, but was an outlaw himself?” Keith quickly looked up to see Lance, expression flint, waiting for the other foot to drop. “Ain’t that right, Blueshot?”

BANG.

Keith stumbled back, hands scrabbling for purchase in his coats, but Lance hopped over the bar in a smooth motion and grabbed his collar. He quickly shoved Keith back to the wall, pressing his back to the dark blue paint. Keith’s hands came up.

“That,” Lance hissed, pointing to the hole in the wall next to Keith’s head. “Was a warning shot, got that? I’m living a fine life right now, alright sweet cheeks? Don’t need anyone screwin’ that up for me. We clear?”

They were barely an inch apart. Lance’s measures breath mingled with Keith’s fast panting, but despite Keith’s obvious distress Lance stayed stock still. Keith’s eyes snapped to the pearl-handled revolver in Lance’s left hand.

He’d shot that with his left hand.

“Fuck, fuck,” Keith huffed. “Yeah. We clear, Blue, just get off, Jesus Christ.”

Lance just hummed, looking down at Keith with an expression he’d never seen on the previously peaceful bartender.

“I dunno,” he purred. “I kind of like you like this.”

Keith’s jaw dropped, failing to form a coherent word.

After a far-too-long (short?) pause, Lance pushed away from him. The gun vanished somewhere at his side. Keith came away from the wall, collecting himself.

“So now what?” Keith demanded, rubbing at his collar.

“Now,” Lance said easily, rolling up his sleeves to clean up more. “Maybe I’ll let you come back if you keep it a goddamn secret. And maybe I’ll see you around more now that we got somethin’ in common. That is, if you don’t get caught.”

Keith looked down to his forearm. A blazing symbol was on his skin, right below his elbow, a… V, just like his own but in blue.

“Alright.”

“Now get out of the bar, Kogane.”

[no-entry-access]

Half the books in this bookstore have titles that make them sound like fanfics

[swimmingdeepbelow]

Wish me luck, oh elders.... I was a Wattpad fnaf and creepypasta kid and I ain't unfamiliar with its existance, but I felt like reading some nonsense, so I have Officially opened ao3 for the very first time outside of looking at something my ex made.

I'll be okay, but whooooo... Its been a while! Will update. If you know any good fnaf fics especially some old ones, let me know!

[atissi]

bloggers who can't shut up are like the foundation of any fandom experience

[konodimada]

More thoughts on Bruabba no one is surprised but I’m obsessed with the fanfics that portray Bucciarati as reluctant to enter into a relationship with Abbachio because he’s technically kind of Abbachio’s boss. Not because it would be an issue if they broke up, not because of anything reasonable, just the optics of dating someone who is technically his subordinate. Like is Passione’s Head Mafioso of Human Resources gonna call them into his office? Have a talk about office romances and power dynamics? Gonna make them take one of those two hour HR courses? It’s up there with “Bruno does paperwork” for me as a fanfic trope.

[hb-writes]

Harvey, You don’t understand, the whole class failed, Not just me. For Charlie and Harvey

Five line fanfic requests are now closed.

“Harvey, you don’t understand…the whole class failed. Not just me.”

Charlie voiced the argument even as she anticipated her brother’s response, which came out quick and sharp and left Charlie feeling more than a bit chastised.  

“I don’t care about how the rest of your class did, Charlotte. I care about how you did.” 

Charlie didn’t have a response for that, not one that would sway her brother in any real way so she didn’t speak right away, hoping something clever would come to her or better yet, something to make him go easy on her. 

“And don’t even try and tell me you just don’t understand it,” Harvey said, as if he’d read her goddamned mind. “You would have no trouble if you put in the work, and I know you haven’t been up late studying every night.” 

“Where’s your laptop?” Harvey continued.

Charlie made a conscious effort not to gaze toward the device in question where it was hidden away beneath the covers of her bed. 

“I need my laptop for school work, Harvey.” 

“And you’ll have it,” he answered. “You’ll have it for school work and nothing else. You can have it back once IT makes sure of it.” 

Charlie groaned, but fished the laptop out of her covers, handing it over. Fine, she figured, Harvey would have the IT department uninstall the Sims and whatever else they deemed unnecessary. She would just reinstall it once she got it back.

“Good choice,” Harvey said as he took the device in his hand. “And you’re grounded, by the way,” he added before moving toward the bookshelf where he plucked the game case off the shelf where Charlie had tucked it away.

“Hey! What are you taking that for?” 

“You think I’m an idiot?” 

Charlie huffed, struggling to keep herself from responding with a different and slightly more offensive name for him as she buried herself under the covers and groaned, “I hate you!” 

“Good to know,” he said. “That frees up a lot of my calendar.” 

[drowsystarlight]

Heartbeat Chapter 4 (photo archive); you can read the fic here! 

Didn’t feel great today . Everything sucked and I felt like all my creations Also sucked . So me, being the stubborn person that I am, kept creating out of spite (and finally moved forward with one of my many personal projects)

[veeparkersstuff]

"I can't run like I used to, but i can pull myself apart just fine!" - Yoongi as Foxy the Pirate🏴‍☠️

❤️BTS as Five Nights At Freddy's characters according to ChatGPT❤️

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[redgoldblue]

hiiii, for the random wip ask game: 💖🍖❌

❤️

💖 [Heart] What is your favorite moment in this WIP?

look....... I expected this to be a difficult question to answer and it is possible my answer would change depending on mood bc there's some solid runner-ups. But it's their kiss after Steve is diagnosed in chapter 5. it's short but it's all very soft and sweet and mutual h/c and emotions-thinly-covered-in-banter and also they still haven't realised/acknowledged they're together. I would put a snippet but I want to keep it somewhat a surprise whenever I finally post it

🍖 [Meat] How many fictional people were harmed in the making of this WIP?

I wanna say... two? Steve and an OC. So far. Also Danny if we're including mental/emotional harm. I promise this is essentially a sweet and fluffy fic

❌ [Cross] What would your WIP get cancelled on Twitter for?

problematic: this author thinks cath is just kind of a cool person who can hang out in a mcdanno fic and care about steve

problematic: this author has too much medical description and some of it's poetic-licensed what is this a house md fic

problematic: this author whumps steve and then turns around and spends half their time comforting danny about it bc characters are complex and relationships should be balanced

wip asks!

[phrogggslayer]

No rush, but do ya have an estimated time for the new book update??

I know you said no rush, but it really feels like people are rushing me when it's only been three weeks since I finished the last fic. It takes a lot of time to write these fics, and it being around finals, with tons of projects and papers due, makes it take longer. I'll post updates when I'm almost ready to post, but expect a few months. Please be patient.

[fagdykevash]

i mean, i see why we didn't, but i rlly wish we saw basil's Something more. like got more detail on what he was feeling and why, yk? how it differs from what sunny sees... that typa thing

[heaurtfk]

ok im super extremely late to this i know but

tua s3 was so damn good 😭😭😭😭😭

other than the questionable dialogue between the sparrows and how basically every one of them just kinda poofed (except ben ofc), i loved almost everything in this season.

i think its because the umbrellas were actually getting their shit tgt and maturing emotionally. save allison who was honestly kinda unhinged but uhh topic for another time. but anyways -

diego and luther finding their wives? good for them!!!

klaus powering up and being a damn good brother? sLAY

five finally stopped caring abt the end of the fucking world? i absolutely loved that for him

vanya viktor learning to relate to her siblings in a healthy way? yes. a thousand times yes.

u wld think that watching the apocalypse go down for the 3rd time wld be kinda repetitive but this season actually slapped. the wedding episode was surreal.

and i cant believe i finished the whole thing in like 6hrs straight. my midterms are in 5 days and im beyond screwed but funny enough I cant seem to regret it hehe :)

excited for s4 but i also heard pretty bad things about it :(((( keeping my hopes high ig