#fitzchivalry farseer friday

[heyitsrink]

Resurrecting the RotE/Charlie Brown Crossover Special in honor of FitzChivalry Farseer Friday

I WILL make a zine about the crossover special soon eventually. You can find the original post HERE

[don-quixote-and-sancho]

Thinking about that post that said like"the reason commercial straight romance is so awful is because you drown in the heteronormativity of it all because it's written by the straightest women Alive"

And I think that goes like double for rote because like Robin Hobb already accidentally wrote the

"oops all bisexuals"

Book series, can you imagine what we could've gotten if Robin Hobb was a deranged queer lady? Imagine what we could've gotten. The 98.3% bisexual rote fandom (trust me def real guys) would be even more feral for these characters than we already are

Imagine if Molly was a derranged bisexual how cool of an ark she could've had

Just on my mind because holy fuck this series man

Like ah yes both Fitz and burrich are totally straight thanks Robin Hobb now collectively as a fandom we're gonna go whimper about what if burrich had put on that second saddle

[roostercrowned]

happy Fitzchivalry Farseer Friday, on the road listening to this album for the first time in a while and WHAT a Fitz song this is (esp. Fool’s Assassin era):

“the letters that you left behind, no longer shall i read your blood’s between the pages and I can’t stand to see you bleed"

[don-quixote-and-sancho]

Do I need to say it people

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

[fratpackhasmeinachokehold]

I hope everyone is having a wonderful FitzChivalry Farseer Friday! I'm so proud to be apart of this fandom!!😩❤❤❤

[melaan]

me when I lie

[showmethecrowfacts]

HeartBrOkEn

Good job

a dream

[heyitsrink]

FitzChivalry "Always In Denial" Farseer

[mistninja]

Happy fitzchivalry farseer friday

[dilfbracket]

102 GENDER UNRESTRICTED DILF ELIMINATION!!!

narrowing the dilfs down to a somewhat workable bracket was, by far, the one of the most nerve-rackings things we've ever done. it has kept us up for nights. bickering in the mods video call over this has ripped this family to shreds. the bracket was longer, shorter, and longer again as we pulled dilfs from the abyss to set them down into the arena. absolutely gutted that we couldn't include everybody, but if your dilf isn't on the main bracket, do not fear. we will not leave a dilf out in the cold to die without honor. they will have their moment.

the dilfs were ranked and seeded based on a very intricate rubric and vibes that included number of nominations so if you see a heavy hitter in a lower bracket than you'd expect, you've nobody but your fellow man to blame.

the first round of dilf death match arena contenders are below the cut. we'll work our way down the bracket with new polls roughly every day. first round seeds like hannibal and bob belcher get a bye week, due to their incredible energy catapulting them into top seed contention, and will not appear until round 2.

happy hunting!

p.s. some of your entries, including those that did not make the cut, shook us to our core and will forever be ingrained into our dna. congrats

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 1

Lord Asriel (His Dark Materials) vs Klaus Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries/The Originals) WINNER: ASRIEL

Corvo Attano (Dishonored) vs Praxidike Meng (The Expanse) WINNER: CORVO

Hades (Hades the Game) vs Olivier Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) WINNER: OLIVIER

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 2

Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender) vs Frank Castle (The Punisher) WINNER: IROH

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 3

Iorek Byrnison (His Dark Materials) vs Mick Rory (Legends of Tomorrow) WINNER: IOREK

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 4

FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings) vs Lawrence Gordon (SAW Franchise) WINNER: LAWRENCE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon a Time) vs Lord August Ruthven (Case Study of Vanitas) WINNER: RUMPLESTILTSKIN

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5.1

Mortimer Goth (The Sims) vs Loid Forger (Spy x Family) WINNER: LOID

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6

John Winchester (Supernatural) vs Father Blackwood (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) WINNER: FATHER BLACKWOOD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6.1

Lee Dong-sik (Beyond Evil) vs Dexter Morgan (Dexter) WINNER: LEE DONG-SIK

Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) vs Samuel Vimes (Discworld) WINNER: VIMES

Scott Lang/Ant-Man (MCU) vs Captain Christopher Pike (Star Trek Discovery/New Worlds) WINNER: PIKE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 7

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney, Apollo Justice game #4) vs Davos Seaworth (Game of Thrones) WINNER: PHOENIX

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 8

Chris Argent (Teen Wolf) vs Octodad (Octodad) WINNER: OCTODAD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 9

Rock Lee (Boruto) vs Jean Valjean (Les Miserables) WINNER: ROCK LEE

Norman (Pokemon Advanced Generation) vs Siegfried Farnham (All Creatures Great and Small 2020) WINNER: NORMAN

Waymond Wang (Everything Everywhere All At Once) vs The Mako (Mass Effect) WINNER: WAYMOND

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 11

Carlisle Cullen (Twilight) vs Piotr Rasputin/Colossus (X-Men)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 12

Din Djarin (The Mandolorian) vs Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso) vs Professor Hershel Layton (Professor Layton game series)

Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs James Flint (Black Sails)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 13

Ben Sisko (Star Trek Deep Space Nine) vs Marcus Kane (The 100)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 14

Data (Star Trek) vs Ethan Winters (Resident Evil 8)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 15

Geralt of Rivia (Netflix edition) vs Lan (Wheel of Time)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Columbo (Columbo) vs Kermit (The Muppets)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) vs Craig Cahn (Dream Daddies)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 17

Dill (Easy A) vs Mr. Krabs (Spongebob)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 18

Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) vs Coach Taylor (Friday Night Lights)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 19

Heinz Doofinshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Michael Bluth (Arrested Development) vs Ratchet (Transformers)

Thane Krios (Mass Effect) vs Lazslo (What We Do in the Shadows)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 20

Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time) vs Li Haichao (Go Ahead)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 21

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) vs Hugh Neutron (Jimmy Neutron)

Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Yagi Toshinori (My Hero Academia)

Shrek (Shrek) vs Frontman (Squid Game)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 22

Eddie the Rabbit (Empires SMP season 2) vs Pastramis (Tumblr)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 23

Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man) vs The 12th Doctor (Doctor Who)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 24

Cliff "Robotman" Steele (Doom Patrol) vs Bowser (Mario)

[mellowthorn]

a quick friday night fitzloved sketch

[sadboytournament]

SAD BOY TOURNEY ROUND ONE

Tagging in @character-of-all-time since I couldn't in the intro post! Here's round one of the sad boy tourney! I want a good, clean fight now, and may the saddest, wettest cat of a guy win

Hunter (The Owl House) VS. Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (Bungou Stray dogs)

Nico DiAngelo (Percy Jackson series) vs. Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment)

2D (Gorillaz) VS. Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)

Jackson Jackyll (Monster High) Evan Kelmp (Misfits and Magic: Dimension 20)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil) vs. Marius Pontmercy (Les Miserables)

Albert James Moriarty (Moriarty The Patriot) VS. Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Kitsunami the Fennec Fox (Sonic the Hedgehog IDW) VS. Kaladin Stormblessed (Stormlight Archive)

Zappa (Guilty Gear) Vs. Ze’ev “Wolf” Kesley (Lunar Chronicles)

Shadow The Hedgehog (Sonic Franchise) VS. Doppo Kannonzaka (Hypnosis Mic)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) VS. Sev AKA 97!Psychic (Friday Night Funkin' Earth-97 AU)

Brad Armstrong (Lisa The Painful) VS. Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)

Ivan (Alien Stage) VS. Tsumugi Aoba (Ensemble Stars)

Harrier DuBois (Disco Elysium) VS. Crona (Soul Eater)

Mycroft Canner (Terra Ignota) VS. FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings)

Sunny (Omori) VS. Achilles (The Illiad)

Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS. Fuuta Kajiyama (MILGRAM)

Bonus match up: Harrier DuBois vs Idia Shroud

[jewishdainix]

Happy mistborn fortnite friday everyone happy fuck you and fuck your train friday everyone and happy fitzchivalry farseer friday everyone i think we should delete every word starting with the letter F because oh my god there are so many Fridays

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Tagged by the ever lovely Rose @its-simply-rose 😘

Your name? AJ 😊 or rather, that's my middle initials but I like them more than my actual name

Your star sign? Aries sun, Scorpio moon, Virgo rising (thank you snapchat for knowing these 🤭)

Last thing you listened to? Black Friday Rule, Flogging Molly 🥰

What are you wearing? Jeans, Alice Cooper tour shirt and my denim rocker vest (I sewed all the patches on myself 😊)

How tall are you? About 5'7" ish

Piercings? None.. yet..

Tattoos? Just the one, I neeeeeeed to get my next one but they're expensive! 😤

Glasses? Yup, it's my Buddy Holly look 😁

Last drink? Tea 😊 I'm British 😂

Last thing you ate? A tuna mayo baguette

Pets? An insane cocker spaniel called Zuko 🥰

Do you have a crush on anyone? Perhaps..

Fave fictional characters? Dean Winchester, Wade Wilson, Ig Perrish, Fitzchivalry Farseer.. I have too many to list 😂

A movie you think everyone should watch? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A book you think everyone should read? Horns by Joe Hill. It's one of my favs, didn't see that twist coming!

Tagging with no pressure @this-blank-canvas @quiet-plaything @bewitchingbimbo @revscorner @written-with-lust @blushingbunn @paisleysbutter @sickest-saddest-worldliest and anyone else who wants to play 🥰

[melaan]

this is so funny bro literally the second search option when you google Fitz is a Reddit thread about him being dumb. so when ppl have no idea who I’m talking about they google Fitz and see that immediately that’s so funny lmao

Happy FitzChivalry Farseer Friday

[heyitsrink]

Fitz in his slut era ✨

We were talking about Fitz wearing teeny tiny little shorts in the RotE discord and I couldn't resist. Enjoy <3