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caitlyn giggling at vi who’s struggling to unbuckle her belt, vi looking back at caitlyn to smile at her and for assurance, caitlyn’s giggle going an octave higher ☹️ they were so in love in november 2024 take me back there !!!!!!

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one thing about me is I will be wearing the sweetest scents available at any given moment

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book abt a twink and a lesbian who are roommates and just went through bad breakups and swear off sex until they realize they’re both incredibly horny so instead of going out to get their hearts broken again they just fuck each other since there’s zero chance of falling in love.

book ends with them both finding good partners and coparenting kids together. no IVF necessary bc that shits expensive.

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Stop calling me out it's fucking rude

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

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Idk I had an idea

I've always wanted to try out doing something playing card style

Also these are probably my favourite photoshoot looks of his

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This is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen

hey! *rotoscopes your fool*

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FITZ THIS IS WHY KNIVEE ARE NOT THE FIRST OPTION MABYE WE YELL OR PERHAPS THROW A PUNCH FIRST

fool's assassin

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Game designers have denied me impractically sexy men's armour for too long, so I shall have it in real life instead.

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Rote community the finger is pointed at us

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

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"Accept, and endure" give my boy Fitz a bomb

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Thinking about how FitzChivalry gets asked by two of his children about the nature of his relationship with the Fool and both times gives them an answer that only raises more questions

Like Dutiful corners him all, “Are you sleeping with Lord Golden? This is challenging to my homophobia” and Fitz tells him “we’re very close. But nothing weird is happening. I am not taking further questions at this time”

And then years later Nettle is like, “I heard some rumors about you and this Lord Golden guy…?” And Fitz tells her “I loved that man like I have loved no other.” And then I like to imagine that he takes a pause, just a little pause, mind you, but it’s the kind of pause that seems vastly longer than it is because really, there shouldn’t be any pause there at all. And Fitz continues, “I am not saying I loved him MORE than your mother but it was different. I Am Not Taking Further Questions At This Time.”

Do you think that the Skillmistress and the King, secret cousins and even more secret half siblings, ever got together at Buckkeep with a bottle of brandy and were like “so what is going on THERE??” Did they lock eyes over Fitz’s Wolf-Dragon as Fitz and the Fool merged and became one, and knew that whatever the FUCK Fitz had going on with that guy was far weirder and far, far more queer than they could ever understand? Did they ever talk about it or did they bury those questions deep down in true Fitz fashion and move on with their lives like “yes, our youngest sibling has two fathers, literally. I Am Not Taking Further Questions At This Time”

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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i think BDSM would fix him actually

who said that

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Ok so if you've never read rote here's the basic gyst of it

Burrich is big gruff dude, joined the army so he didn't starve, totally had a gay situationship with the prince, prince has to marry for politics, prince marries someone burrich was in love with, burrich steps back from the whole thing and is just basically a combo bodyguard/magic assistant for prince. Justifies not dating either of them by "putting the crown first" aka not wearing 2 saddles.

Also he's a stablemaster and like 35-45 and homophobic (while definitely having been gay with the prince) and tells the prince's son who was given to him to raise (he's a bastard) that "a horse cannon bear two saddles" when he's wrestling with his loyalties between a girl he loves, his genderfluid theyfriend who is magically pre-set to be the other half of his soul, and his loyalty to the crown

Tldr : homophobic buff man who totally got it on with the prince and was in love with his wife previously needs to shut up and just be in a polyarmoury

Sorry things got heated talking about bisexual disaster king burrich it will happen again

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It took me SEVERAL minutes to figure out that "riding bareback" is not just a sex term but also a horse term. And when it hit me it hit me like a ton of bricks.

But you are correct burrich should go ride bareback and which definition is in use is irrelevant

Sorry things got heated talking about bisexual disaster king burrich it will happen again