#first aid classes

[onepiecehiperfixation]

*Chopper making them practices incase someone drowns* Usopp*doing the mouth to mouth to a maniquin*: Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying alive. Staying alive. Sanji*joins sinning*: Staying alive. You can tell by the way I use my walk on a woman's back No time to talk. *Luffy stars dancing* Usopp*stops the procedure and starts to dance* *everyone starts to sing* Chopper: Okay.... OkAy. Franky*sinning as he does Nico Robin nails*: Staying alive. Chopper*sighs*: You didn't mantain a hundred bips for minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive, because nobody called for help. So you lost him. Luffy: Zoro is an organt donor, maybe he can save him. Zoro: I'm not part of this. Luffy*puppy eyes* Zoro: Fine. Brook: Don't worry my dude. I'm skeleton I can talk to the fella. *grabs the swords and sticks it to the fake human* Nami: Oh my god! Brook what are you doing! Brook: I'm searching for the heart, to press the heart. Nico Robin: I'm not feeling well, I need to sit down.

*Franky holds her* Please someone make him stop.

[baristacourse]

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[keferon]

I adore everything about the mech pilot AU but I am especially loosing over Prowl and Jazz’s relationship versus First Aid and Vortex’s.

Jazzprowl: “I have made myself vulnerable to you in ways inconceivable. I trust you to hold/to control my entire body. I don’t understand your words / you understand me beyond words. We make ourselves responsible for each others lives because neither of us can be trusted with our own. You could hurt me on accident so very easily, but the thought of you doing so is impossible to come to terms with. I trust you, I love you, I never want you to leave again.”

Texaid:

“This thing is going to FUCKING eat me.”

“You’re a bit of a freak actually. I’m going to savor you first.”

“THAT’S WORSE.”

Dramatic space romance vs SCP foundation

[pininiu]

I FINALLY FINISHED MY TEXAID ANIMATIC

TW: Flashing colors, alien gore

Song: Hellfire (from Arcane) by Fever 333

General universe, design, and lore by @keferon and the inspo for the scenes by @spector-author

THIS STUPID CONCEPT ATE ME (jk I loved doing it no matter how tired I was, I will probably never refine this because I don’t have the fortitude)

First time I animated from scrap, sorry if timings are off or it just looks straight up jank

[ihatebrainstorm]

First day back to skool, here’s some early morning lecture doodles courtesy of Aurora’s cursed transformer figures 👍 (Also she drew the first two drawings on the left in the first image)

(go see her cool art!: https://twitter.com/auroisa_yah?s=21&t=EXI579-Bh3o3bNjDPOJASQ )

[alphacrone]

other people: i can’t drunk text my dad i would say something embarrassing

me, on this side of tipsy: dad dad dad dad do you actually know how to change your own oil or were you just pretending to know how to do car shit asking for science

[mckiwi]

Y’all ever think about the fact that Stephen probably had to do a whole unit over drowning and water rescue while in med school.

[jvlianbashir]

"why is there a lifeguard shortage" probably because the pay sucks for a high risk/high stress job (especially waterfront guarding) and you have to spend upwards of $200 in some places to even get certified

[akascow]

they really love forcing making charles walk in every single xmen movie huh :/

[recareels]

i had nightmare after nightmare after nightmare last night and not once was there a handsome director man there to console me and fuck me into a state of bliss :((

[patron-saints]

had to get out of the izumi tag cuz i saw one too many people calling her abusive. i am going to lose it.

[obstinaterixatrix]

saw that a free narcan training was gonna be tomorrow & I’ve been meaning to do one (and a cpr one) so I signed up for it & then I was like wait. am I insane. & rescheduled to the one a month out rather than the one that was Literally Tomorrow

[a-cat-in-toffee]

Hacker is medically qualified

thank god at least one of them is

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Tried to do work and all I did was draw this shitty first aid drawing but we see his optics(i hc he has downturned optics)

[giantkillerjack]

Learning Blender as an experienced artist is so galling like

😤😤😤 "I have spent 21 years of my life learning how to be a better artist, from copying the pictures in my Pokémon handbook at age 9 to finally reaching a point around age 30 where I can pretty much create almost any image I have in my head if I have enough time. Even though there's always so much more to learn, it is extremely gratifying for all that hard work to be paying off in the way it is. I am, finally, becoming the artist I'd always hoped I'd be." ❤❤❤

And then I open Blender, and it's like, "I CAN MOVE A SINGLE CUBE IN ONE DIRECTION. SOMETIMES. LAST NIGHT, I BUILT A WASTEPAPER BASKET BY TAKING 20 MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A 3-MINUTE TUTORIAL. MY 3D ARTISTRY SKILLS ARE COMPLETE SO LONG AS MY SUBJECT MATTER IS CUBES AND OCCASIONALLY LITERAL GARBAGE. WHAT IS HAPPENING." 🙃😬⁉️😫☠🥸🤡🤡🤡

(I'm still proud of my art and of the progress I'm making learning a new program, but it's an ego check for sure. 😅)

[ihatebrainstorm]

Got assignments breathing down my neck as I speak, but idc it's self indulgent hour

Anyways MTMTE characters as TF2 merc classes based off what I think they'd choose (doesn't mean they'll be good at it), what combat style they prefer, or what TF2 character's personality I think they'd match:

Disclaimer: Most of the ppl in Spy class I think would choose it for purely trolling purposes, or would think they're great at it but actually suck ass- Also not like a serious thingy, I just wanted to figure out what class I think they'd play lmao