#fire dick

[bruciemilf]

Funny: Bruce is completely ignorant about gen z slang

Funnier: Bruce misunderstands slang in general because his brain takes everything literally

For example:

Steph: Bruce, you look dope today.

Bruce, wondering how in God’s name he can look like weed:

[batcavescolony]

*1940s Bat-Man gets switched with Modern Batman*

Robin: and now we call the poli-

Bat-Man: *picks up a gun and fires it into the air* that'll get their attention

Robin: ...

______________

Red Robin: their's someone new in town we should-

Bat-Man: threaten him with a bat in the mail and a note

Red Robin: ...

Nightwing: I forgot he used to do that.

______________

Bat-Man: why is the car black?

Red Hood: the Batmobile? what color would it be?

Bat-Man: red

Red hood: ...

______________

Bruce: this 'Alfred' fellow is really nice, it's just Dick, my Fiancée Julie and I in my time. But she doesn't know I'm Bat-Man-

All: WHAT!

Bruce: yes my fiancée-

Jason: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ALFRED?

Bruce: oh yeah, I have no idea who that man is.

[crisspygaydisappointment]

He may like it, guys.

[mirthmave]

So I was thinking about the whole younger siblings getting taller that older siblings thing that I am a victim of and it got me thinking.

So it’s known that some boys will continue to grow until they reach the age of 21 . Not all of them mind you, but some of them do.

From what I remember, Dick is currently 26, Jason is 22-23, Tim is forever 16-17 and Damian is 14.

Dick being the eldest was able to stay the tallest for a long time. Then Jason came back around 17-18 and suddenly his little brother isn’t so little anymore and Dick suddenly realises that it is possible that the others will get taller than him as well.

Damian is a given as Bruce is 6’2” so Dick knows that he hasn’t got a chance there, especially when Damian starts getting that mid-teen growth spurt. But Tim…

Tim has always been shorter than him by four inches. He’s 5’6” and Dick is 5’10” and the kid is barely growing. There is hope that he will continue to be taller than Tim!

Little does Dick know that Tim is still growing, just slowly.

Something happens that causes Tim and Dick not to see each other for a little while (nothing bad, just busy vigilante stuff) so it comes as a shock to Dick when they can all get together for dinner finally that he’s not seeing the top of Tim’s head.

No, that boy is now looking at him eye to eye.

Only not completely because Tim now has an inch on Dick.

[mocking-the-bird]

If Tim and Steph decide that 7am is time for sibling bonding activities, it'll be so, even if the sibling they're bonding with is trying to get some goddamn sleep

[erinwantstowrite]

i never posted these Ben AU drawings here and i've seen a few asks wondering about it so... here's a little synopsis i wrote for myself as a potential description later when I post it (because i don't wanna spoil it):

"There's a new boy in Damian's class. He's charming, if it bit awkward. He's just as clever as he is smart mouthed, and he's popular with their classmates. What's worse is that Benjamin Fitzpatrick lives next door in the old Drake Manor and Damian's family are convinced that Ben could be a good friend of his one day. Like that would ever happen.

Luckily for Damian, they're all more focused on the fact that there are two new vigilantes in Gotham acting like they own the place.

Unluckily, everything goes to shit when Ben starts acting strange and sickly, Spider-Man disappears just when they were getting close to him, and Damian learns that Ben's real name might not actually be Ben. Did he mention that Ben might be his older brother's clone?"

[preciousthingsareprecious]

With volume 2 of Wayne Family Adventures freshly released, and as your local librarian and Batman nerd, I feel the need to let everyone know that Wayne Family Adventures has at least 2 more volumes set to come out!

So if you love this series as much as I do (and I mean, come on look at that family) go get volume 2 if you haven't, then pop volumes 3 and 4 on pre-order! It's a great way to let DC know just what content we love and want to see more of, especially in print! Also if you can't swing the books yourself, ask your local library to order them! It'll help share the amazing adventures with a whole new set of readers!

You can find all the associated pre-order links here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2289628/crc-payne

Now go forth and enjoy some fantastic family times!

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[sreppub]

the angel of gotham……

phantom of the opera but he’s like a stage mom trying to get his baby dick more leading roles

[emkini]

AZULA GET BACK HERE-

Any fire siblings concept that gives them this vibe is an automatic favorite 

[mandukkul]

My sister: i cannot give you good criticism on your writing because my writing is not on the same level as yours

Me: this is fanfiction

[anti-the-glitch-bitch]

Danny: helping Alfred cook breakfast for everyone because he feels bad, he eats so much more than everyone else.

Alfred: so happy that there is yet another person wanting to learn to cook and is actually good at it.

Dick: walks in and sees Danny getting to cook with Alfred and is immensely jealous because he is hardcore banned from cooking after the Thanksgiving disaster from 15 years ago.

Danny: makes eye contact with Dick.

Dick:..........

Danny:.........

Dick:........

Dick: Goes running to Tim to tattle on Alfred and Danny

[animatedtext]

requested by tree-nuts-stuff 

[bluetooththereptile]

An old man's heart

"Say mama!" Kora cooed at her child as she leaned closer to the babbling baby. "No! Say Dada! See, Say Da-da!" Dick was quick to intervene with a large grin, but suddenly a loud gasp left everyone when they heard a loud squeal "Papa!" leave the infant as the chubby hands of the child reached out for the smirking Bruce looming over the baby carrier.

To say that Bruce loved his grandchild was an understatement, Y/N, the first grandchild he'd have, the first baby to start waddling around the Wayne Manor and babble and squeal after decades, the first one to truly reach into his grandfather's heart and lock up there forever.

Dick and Kori knew it, that was why they made the decision to change your surname into Wayne instead of Grayson, they knew it would make Bruce happy, and the tears he shed when he held the small bundle close to his chest were testament to that.

"Papa! Papa!" The sound of the recorded video filled the bat cave as the brooding vigilante rewind it over and over and over "Papa! Up! Up!" The toddler's chubby hands reached out for the man filming, and Bruce paused at the second your few teeth showed in your wide smile to look closer at you, where were you little one? Who on God's green earth or even in the bloody galaxy had taken you away when you were dozing off in your crib with your favorite plush held in your arms peacefully?

Bruce berated himself over and over for being careless, for not being careful enough, he had to be quick. Good thing Dick and Kori had went on a vacation, though they were reluctant Bruce had pushed the idea of a belated honeymoon in their heads and threw them into a location that would take at least one month for them to get out of, one month for him to find you and settle this mess, or he'd rip everyone to shreds.

[jetslay]

World's Bestest.

[kelvingemstone]

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