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Okay, if you think Jee is superstitious and judgy once you get to know him, what do you think he's like when he's DRUNK? He's a sailor so his tolerance must be crazy high, but is he a sassy drunk? A bar brawling drunk? A weirdly nice and affectionate drunk?
TW: mention of alcohol or getting drunk
apart of being a sailor he is a FIREBENDING SAILOR. basically it takes him more to get drunk for him. i think (headcanon?) but he does get drunk! i think he is more acting on his impulsive thoughts drunk. like he gets a new tattoo, that one dude that pissed him off all night deserves jee's fist in his face. (which... also gets him also a new tattoo kind of)
if he is out with crew they place a dare on him and he acts on it.
i think he earns most of his drinks by playing some music. there is a pippa in h bars sometimes. he grabs it stimms it begins to play. sailor songs and dirty songs and some made out of the spot. depends how many drinks he gets.
idk... full out bar brawls depend on if one of his crew is misbehaving or being threatend. (yes even including the royal bratty shoutyness)
i do think some of the crew thought once to take zuko out and get him drunk. you know maybe he shouts less? could be funny? (i admit they don't have the nicest intentions...i don't think everyone on zukos ship was nice. some were, others are in the gray aeria. but i think some were awful and had to be sorted out first) but jee put his foot down like "no what the fuck i hate this shouty brat too but he is a kid!!!" zuko is compleatly safe but i think it would be funny if jee drinks the crew that was in on this under the table (with thanks of subtle bending) and makes them clean the deck and the hull with small brushes the next morning while they struggle with a hangover. (zuko non the wiser but for once confused quiet letting jee handle it. iroh argreeing with that punishment.)
i don't think jee is much of a flirt. if he gets hitted on he would fluster. its amusing to watch! this big muscly guy visibly shuddering and kind of stoic shy. not used to flirting a bit akward. bt he has sill gets his nights out. and a happy whisteling walk to the ship with a skip in his step the next morning. jee may or may not once wasn't allowed back on board because the royal brat had no clue about hickeys and confused them with septabox. iroh: you know prince zuko... when a man finds a lovely person and they spend the night- (surviving getting 'the talk' by the dragon of the west is a special kind of bonding expirence, jee and zuko quietly agree on to never bring up again)
but hey in the off chance jee gets hungover and they are in the middle of the ocean. you get to observe jee, after port leave, butt naked laid out on the hot metal cooking his headache out. it is a compleatly normal view. you hear a *ding* and the lieutenant flips over for evenly gold brown roasting.
#tw: alcohol#tw: alchohol mention#chip!ask#atla#jee#lieutenant jee#listen i may already... had thoughts aobut this...#idk nights out sound fun hahah#just silly stuff happening#and akward mornings#i do think fire nation has no problem with nuditiy though. at least commoners#fight me on that!#jee suns when he has the oportunity!
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
#'enemies to lovers' BANGER#'one is bridal carrying the other while theyre injured' BANGER#'sacrifice of something important' BANGER#'drunken chapter that results in at least one fist fight' BANGER#theres more but only me and readers who have read all of my fics througout fandoms will help me find the patterns#sara shush
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
#and it works#rewatching a movie because murder is wrong#i find it too easy to live vicariously through those gays in fact#logan especially#i love logan baring his teeth like a pug or a bulldog 99% of his fight scenes#i love how he enjoys swiping at wade. they're both little shits#i love how wade fights back. that backseat camera zoom holds a special place in my heart#the Homoeroticism of it all#it soothes me#deadpool and wolverine honda#deadpool and wolverine honda odyssey#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#buy a honda odyssey now and resolve your marital spats today!#“I haven't had this much fun in so long!” ahh grin
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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file
EDIT: Thank you to @localdisasterisk for making the image discs!! :)
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5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
10 years ago, I was watching my Potential and Opportunities dissolve and evaporate in an ocean of cheap gin and expensive whiskey.
But 5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
One of the exercises they had us perform was to imagine ourselves happy, 5 years in the future.
Many of us in that room had forgotten how to imagine nice things happening to them. A few snorted (well, I snorted), finding the notion that we’d even still be around in 5 years grimly humorous.
For about half of us, it was the last stop on the way down.
But I indulged the therapist. I was there, after all, because I did not want to die. So, I imagined myself, 5 years hence.
Happy.
It came to me all at once; an artistic remix on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, reframed with myself placing food at the table.
Sunday Dinner At My Place, I answered, when it came my turn to share my fantasy. I was asked what food I imagined eating.
It’s not the meal itself, I said, it’s the implications framed around it. Sunday Dinner At My Place means that I have a Place. It means that I have Family that will actually speak to me and friends who actually want to see me. It means money enough not just to feed myself but others too. It means having the time to spare to take the time preparing the meal.
A lot of nodding heads all around me. A struck chord. Many people with no Place, in that place. Nowhere that would lament their leaving.
5 years hence, as I lay down to sleep in my Home, with my Wife and my Son, surrounded by my Art and my Flowers, I reflect.
It was a long road. It was hard. We lost people. So many people. There were long days and long nights and hospital stays. Angry arguments with ghosts. I changed, in ways I never hoped for, or expected. Good ways, finally, for once. Slowly, against the backdrop of a world in chaos, I found my mind.
Sometimes, My Wife wondered aloud, what she did to deserve me. After some stumbling with my feelings, I eventually settled on an answer.
I’m a Rescue.
She gave me a Home.
And, so, I gave her a Family.
It seemed fair
This Sunday, my folks, which whom I have not had a shouting match in years, will come over for dinner. We will cook and eat together. My Friend became My Wife, and she took a piece of me and with it she made Our Son. There will be many hugs, and no violence. Good Things Happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t know what the future holds.
don’t give up yet, ok?
It could get good, even.
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classic online experience
#its me#doodle#teenagers are fighting wars with each other that adults can only barely hope to comprehend
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#senshi#Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation#This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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*steeples hands under my chin like i'm sherlock* so you see,
#user: gossippool 😝#gossippool metas#can this be considered meta if i don't say anything#not a day goes by where i do not think about wade's naked fight scene. i am just a girl#i was going to make this a video edit instead to me and the devil because that was the first thing i thought of#but i was lazy! and my editing skills are ass! so#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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Don't skip please🍉🇵🇸
My name is Oday , I am 19 years old. I live in Palestine Gaza I was living a normal life and I was a university student. Because of October 7, my dream, my university, and my whole life were destroyed. Now I am living a bad life and I am trying to travel with My family of 8 and I, as the eldest son of this family, have endured hardship since I was young, trying to bring them to safety and complete my studies.
If you can, help me.
The campaign is documented
here.
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Beck, it's not even laundry day.
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damn these canadians
#(i am canadians)#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#dp3#deadclaws#deadclaws is the only good sounding name for these two fight me#poolverine
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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through
#that's that bratty sub grin#that's that power bottom grin#your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me#deadclaws#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#let comic book characters fight as foreplay#let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay#god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it#tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice
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"First, I would like to thank everyone who supported me.🙏🌹
This is my new platform, friends, after my old platform was deleted for reasons unknown to me.
I ask for your help in sharing my story again to keep hope alive for me and my family, friends.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.♥️
My family and I appreciate your cooperation and hope to reach the desired goal and save us.🙏
Attached are the verification links for the old account from the supporters.
Link vetted by @ibtisams
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My approved number by the families in need and endorsed by the supervisors is 196."
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Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive 🕊️🇵🇸🙏
I Samer Abu Ras, am reaching out to you with a heartfelt humanitarian appeal, after the ongoing war in Gaza has cast its dark shadow over my life and the lives of my family. Our lives were once filled with peace and stability before the onset of this catastrophe, but now, we find ourselves living in a situation described as nothing short of tragic.
My wife, Shurooq, our three children, and I are now homeless, without a source of income, and without hope for the future. My family and I have lost our businesses and our home due to the war, and we now have nothing left but the cold streets and troubled hearts.
My children are suffering greatly as a result of these horrific events. They have lost the security and stability they once enjoyed and are now facing new health and psychological challenges that threaten their lives. As a father and husband, I feel powerless in my ability to provide adequate protection and care for them.
My child, who is a year and a half old, is experiencing hardships far beyond his tender age. Since the war broke out, we had to flee our home and seek refuge in a tent in a displacement camp. My child lives in extremely difficult conditions, deprived of safety and stability. The tent does not provide adequate protection from harsh weather, and food and medicine are scarce. My child suffers from malnutrition and illness, lacking basic healthcare. He cannot play or grow in a healthy and suitable environment. My only dream is to see him grow up in a safe place full of opportunities
In the face of difficult circumstances, Samer Abu Ras and his family find themselves facing serious challenges in their daily lives. They reside in a modest tent lacking comfort and security, suffering from a shortage of clean water and food, and encountering difficulties in accessing necessary healthcare. Despite these challenges, they continue to express hope and resilience in confronting adversity, holding onto hope for a better tomorrow and a return to a more stable and secure life.
I appeal to you today, dear friends, to extend to me a helping hand in escaping this hell. Regardless of the size of the donation, every drop of generosity will contribute to alleviating our suffering and rebuilding our lives anew.
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Alastor pulls the “we’re not so different; you and I” card 🤪
Don’t fall for it Vaggie!!!!
#pov: you’ve become your parent#vaggie’s comment in the finale made me think of this#and her excitement about making the guests fight in the doomsday district#she suppresses her sadistic nature#but it does existtttt#meanwhile alastor is quite literally letting his freak flag fly#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#vaggie#do I tag chaggie if it’s this small of a cameo???#liked by ad#that tag is for me
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