#fibbing

[crazygnomenclature]

[natalieironside]

I wish Peter Jackson hadn't cut Shelob's brother Helob out of the movie

[erebusvincent]

It was clearly referencing two things and it’s obnoxious to lie to us and pretend otherwise. Both the producers and the whale in the middle admitted the scene was meant to be the Last Supper. Adding Dionysus at the end doesn’t change that.

No one appreciate fibbing. Reality is important.

[proxycrit]

Day 35– Faron Jungles

Welcome back to the depths! Zelda is beholding the wealth of botany available to her. Link is beholding nothing, because it’s too dang dark to see anything.

(This totk au is called Familiar Familiar! It all starts when Zelda doesn’t get sent back in time.)

((Wanna support me? Check out my patreon, with my throw away sketches and references! Remember to use web or android folks, apple charges 30 percent tax.))

[weeblmaodotcom]

Madara's been fibbing! , Meme by Weeblmao.com

[jsdesingning01]

(via "Quit Fibbing" Magnet for Sale by JSDesingning01)

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Liar.

[livecrow]

Imagine you want to try waxing your pussy, but it turns out to be quite the challenge to actually see what the hell you're doing.

Naturally you ask your boyfriend for help.

Simon won't hear any of it, growls that he's fond of your scruff. "Like 'er jus' the way she is." Her being your snatch.

You pout and try to coax him.

No dice.

You don't give up that easily, obviously. Besides, if you have to, you'll just do it yourself even if it ends up a smidge patchy.

So there you are, full winnie the poohing it on the living room couch, trying to contort yourself this way and that, armed with the waxing strips and a hand mirror. Just trying to get the right angle. The whole spectacle right in front of an unamused Simon.

You spread your knees wide, as wide as you can, to prop up your pussy. Mash your tummy and thighs out of the way, spread your lips out, grunting and whining all the way with exertion while you fumble with the wrapper. You're almost ready to just say "fuck it" and go in completely blind—

You should have been more suspicious when Simon gives in, when he marches over and grunts a short "fine". When manhandles you into an even more uncomfortable and exposed position he finds more suitable.

After the first couple of strips your ready to throw up your white flag and forget about the whole thing. When you tell him as much and try to wriggle out from under him—

Simon just laughs meanly.

"You wanted it, now we're gonna see it through, aren't we?"

Simon'd enjoy your squeals and teary eyes. Every jolt of your body trying to escape the pain your subjecting it to.

"Serves you right for tryin' to deface my sweet'eart."

For how much it hurts, you don't have the awareness to realize he'd actually doing it all somewhat carefully. Each strip layed in the right direction, smoothed down with enough pressure, ripped off in one quick motion. Hell, he even rubs the skin to soothe the sting while he peels the next strip.

...Rubs your pussy. Soothing circles into your heated, plump mons and outer lips that you could almost read as apologetic. He wasn't feeling hardly any sympathy for you, though. No, it was for her.

On the next strip your startled when his thumb actually grazes your clit, while the rest of his palm pulls the skin taught.

You wondered if it was just a slip, but alas. Nothing Simon does is ever an accident.

The traitor peeked out from the hood in interest. Every other strip after that has him stroking your pearl mercilessly, like his own worry stone.

The hot ripping pain melds with pleasure, it isn't long at all before your keening and dripping under his ministrations. It was inevitable.

Simon sounded so put out. Sighing, tisking that you're, "Sloppy fuckin' wet. Strip isn't gonna stick now, is it?" as if you're an idiot, trying to be difficult purpose.

As he chastises you, he crams two thick fingers in your hole, like he's trying to stem a bleeding wound. It punches the air out of your lungs. He tells you you're gonna ruin it, that they'll have to start all over if you keep this up.

He's about as done as he's gonna be, considering your drippy cunt. "Look at 'er. Poor thing's cryin', isn't she?" He coos to your crotch.

Simon turns back to you but his tone isn't sweet, he barks at you to stop squirmin', unless you want him to you fuck you while your still oll raw and stingin'. Since that's clearly what you want now.

He's always givin' you want you want, huh? You're spoiled rotten.

[fibvlaa]

I loved the fic disjunction so much i drew my favorite scene pls read it if you haven’t !

[roguishknight]

[rickybabyboy]

Im going back of sleep

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his side on some pillows with his eyes closed and reaching his paw out in his sleep

[natalieironside]

I hate when people in the RFJLK fandom talk about Jessica and Mithridates' relationship as if Johichiro and Artaxerxes haven't been fighting the agency alongside her from the first episode

[ccrisntok]

Good thing.

(spoilers for most recent drdt ep)

[rebouks]

Robin pls.. that's your boyfriend's BROTHER 🫣

[zurdurer]

Quick silly Jonny D'Ville drawing bcs I've been listening a bunch and honestly he's just so gender and honesty I needed something to help me cope LMAO

I've been wanting to draw him more than most other things lately but all I could actually bring myself to finish was this so yeah urh enjoy 💪

[edit: I've added image IDs since I realised I forgot these initially]

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

They are so cute and adorable. True mutual pinning. My beloved #dandadummies