#fertilisant

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[ikemoths]

I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!!

The green silver lines moth, oh my god, they have SUCH a good colour palette! i encourange anyone to use these guys as an inspiration for art cause they're sooo unique and pretty!!

these guys are tiiiiny at 3.5cm, so you gotta make sure to look out for them if you wanna spot them, especially if you're looking for them while out :P

They live in europe and northern asia, so you goddamn know next season when they fly (june-july) i'll be trying to spot them

and to make it even better, they're not even a pest of anything! just an all around beautiful moth :3 i love them so much!!

[hjellacott]

Women reduced to baby making ovens. Babies reduced to shopping orders. And they call this progress.

Thanks for the judge though.

These fucking men I swear.

[chipped-chimera]

Finally got a fancy(tm) pic of my aquarium - think I figured out the solution to awful photos is just I have to do them at night because the hugeass window in my room directly adjacent ruins everything. Going to try and take a pic like this weekly to track growth!

Anyway it's looking close? Closeish? to being cycled so the question is: WHAT COLOUR SHRIMP

[sinni-ok-sessi]

not to be sincere on main or anything, but holy shit my cycle home this evening was So beautiful. lavender-lilac twilight with the last of the sun catching the clouds, and all the fields so soft and green. saw some rabbits, saw a deer, saw the hare again, startled a pheasant out of a tree, had two ducks fly overhead like something out of a romantic painting. god.

[ID: four photos of the sunset over fields, as described above]

[adaines-furious-feast]

I love the idea that Bobby Dawn isn't actually involved in anything, the Bad Kids just kill him because he's a piece of shit.

[imagine-darksiders]

The older I get, the better this feels

Not to be an old lady but oh my god oh my gooood, things will be all right, see? The sun is shining.

[kozmiknougat]

:)))))

[bpod-bpod]

Further Developments

Exposing lab-grown models of early human development called gastruloids to retinoic acid makes them more faithful mimics of embryos that have implanted into the uterus [womb]

Read the published research article here

Image from work by Nobuhiko Hamazaki and Wei Yang, and colleagues

Department of Genome Sciences, University of Washington, Seattle, WA, USA

Image originally published with a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

Published in Nature Cell Biology, August 2024

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[ikemoths]

Brimstone Moths :3

These cute pastel yellow moths are pretty unmistakeable, they're small but vibrant in colour :) there is one species of butterfly somewhat simmilar to them, but: - theyre butterflies - they fly during the day while brimestone moths fly at night

they pose no agricultural threat so they're just sweet lil guys for us to admire!

[y-rhywbeth2]

...Something that's been lurking in my brain, so I'm inflicting it on everyone else: Considering that illithid Durge is also viable for the feral ending, there's a whole brand new shiny level of monster fucking going on in there.

Illithid are oviparous. The many things Bhaal is playing mad scientist breeding games with are not.

"New creatures will be grafted... such is the power of the Divine Essence." "Think me not a slave to mere nature: the children will be most beautiful."

They're sure going to be something, yes.

[mysterious-trail-of-goop]

Jason Todd just has a wall of useless guns.

Like, Roy will offhandedly comment that he's really craving toast and Jay will pull out an honest-to-god toast-shotgun that shoots perfectly toasted toast and those tiny butter packets.

He and Artemis are fighting about whether swords or guns are better weapons and Jace pulls out a modified bazooka that shoots swords, and declares that he wins.

He has one that shoots confetti, one that shoots cheese slices, potatoes, toilet paper and SO MANY MORE.

His favourite is a post-it gun that shoots pre-made post-its with insults on them which include, but are not limited to

- suck my zombie cock

- go fuck a bat, batfucker

- "i am vengance" my left ass cheek

He has way too much free time and spends it reading classic lit or modifying his arsenal.

All of the guns look legit too, he gives Bruce a heart attack by shooting Damian with his water-gun-glock after Damian stole his bookmark and he decided to discipline him like a misbehaving cat.

[orangedogsquad]

She would survive in the wild

[bradshawsbitch]

I wonder how he likes his eggs in the morning…

[emmashouldbewriting]

I see you reblogged the affair rumour in Endgame, and let me tell you something Omid only brought the affair rumour to make people believe it’s true and that the Harkles were used to cover it up (aka the Squad version). I read that part and goodness he contradicts at least 3 times.

First he says it was started by the Sun, in reality it was started by Daily Mail (Richard Eden)

Second he says that no book or other massive publication have ever discussed it, when in fact Tina Brown already brought it and conclude the same, we have no details, I’ve been told is false, just gossip started out of nothing.

Then he said that The Sun only published the rift between the ladies but didn’t publish all the details they had of why the rift started (hinting that was because an affair but because of legal reasons they couldn’t print more of it). But then he said that journalists only had more details until June 2019 (the suppers). So they had the details or not?

And last, he linked Giles Coren with Camilla’s son, when maybe they know each other, but failed to say that H&M also had a dinner with him at SoHo weeks before.

He is only out there repeating the Sugars timeline about the affair, and how H&M where used to cover up (when we all know the negative stories about them started since October 2018)

At this point we know what is going on, but if this idiot is wrong in all those details, imagine how many lies are there. Won’t be surprised if he also invented that was Charles the r*acist

Omid Scobie is full of more shit than my orchard and I have 23 chickens and 9 ducks who call it home.

[yellowistheraddest]

gonna be honest not a massive fan of stardew, like im fine with grinding in other games but stardew just doesn't click with me

I think if it was less grind-y and it was more of sandbox experience i would be obsessed