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good news: op gets unblocked. bad news: op keeps fighting with horny hunters (previous post here)
[context: op is a shop keeper livestreaming on douyin and selling laser engraved key chain to fandoms. viewers are sending words they want to customize to op. op will read them as a promo. no obscene or sexually suggestive content is allowed or the livestream will be blocked by douyin. so op is telling everyone not to mess around by sending sensitive sentences. and then]
#china#douyin#meme#love and deepspace#follow up: op gets blocked again he failed to defence from one hunter lol#that hunter sends a sentence containing drink zayne's 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(meaning zayne's semen)#it's a chinese pun as 小吊梨汤xiao diao li tang=small hanging fermented pear juice(traditional beijing dessert)#the moisture of fermented pear juice comes from within#with each sip being sweet but not cloying and a fruity and mellow flavor#and so 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(吊diao=hanging=homophone of dick)#and pear is homophone of zayne's last name li in chinese so pear is zayne's nickname referring to him#but op has opened a side account so guess that's not the end#lads#lnds
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Wags but we also drive 💍🏎️ pt. 6/? + Bonus text
#charlando#charles leclerc x lando norris#daniel riccardo x max verstappen#f1 incorrect quotes#lewis hamilton x george russell#wags but we also drive 💍🏎️#oscar piastri x logan sargent#loscar#maxiel#russilton#red wine#expensive wine#fermented grape juice#idk anything about wine i don't drink#bonus scene
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I think if Tails ever drinks alcohol when he's older, he'd drink the ones that taste like juice and that ONLY !!!
Also as much as I love Shadow holding traits that contrast to his appearence, he would drink alcohol normally. My guy eats straight up COFFEE BEANS he'd like the strong/bitter taste of alcohol I'd think.
#text post#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#sonic#miles tails prower#shadow the hedgehog#idk why I'm talking abt alcohol considering I still can't legally drink it but I DO want juice with that slightly fermented tang to it.#I tried non alcoholic wine ONCE and. lowkey it was kind of yummy#like grape juice except more bland and bitter and sour and acidic#EXCEPT it went GREAT with tapas. specifically goat cheese. compliments it so well#I'm also planning to get into alcoholic drink mixing at some point (for funsies)#bartending n stuff
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Decided to nail down my design for this dingus, lol. I think he's face turned out a bit more robust in that 3/4ths view than I intended, but hey! It gets the idea across.
I'm really proud of this :}
A humble doodlesheet beneath the cut [minor alcohol cw]:
Life is hard as an 18-yro ex-hero apocalypse refugee trying to rent his wares. No friends but your bird(?) and this child you pay rent to.
These games are something else.
Now, onto the rambling proper:
I wanted to further the contrast between Link and Ravio even further. I gave Ravio a stockier frame(what else do I do with robed characters?) and made him a few years older. He looks stronger, sturdier.
And yet, he's actually quite sickly. His dark skin is pale and blotchy, with circles under his eyes. He suffers from malnutrition in the wake of Lorule's ongoing famine, and as such, despite his formidible strength, is saddled with frequent fatigue. That man sees shrimp colours when he stands up. He is a worn, weary, wary thing.
Regarding his garb, I took a page out of Yuga's book when it came to the undergarments you can see peeking from beneath the robe, as well as the shape of the boots. Lorulian fashion, baby! The world may be ending, but at least we have our colourful stripes and pointy shoes.
Also pulled minor inspiration from the Happy Mask Salesman, what with the gold ornamentation(especially near the wrists and throat) on his own purple garb. While not nearly as cumbersome, I gave Ravio some sacks, pouches and pockets. He's a travelling merchant! Where else is he gonna keep his stuff?
May or may not give Ravio a cooler skintone, but I don't want to lose the contrast against the purple.
I could probably go on and on, but I'll leave it here <3 Hope he brings you Joy.
#tloz#a link between worlds#albw#ravio#sheerow#fan art#fan design#scrawny draws#love this dipshit rabbit#bruv i'm glad you sold out your stock and are retiring early CAN YOU PLEASE REARRANGE MY HOUSE#sm fucking HHHHH ravio world's worst stay at home merchant#where the fuck are we going to sleep ??#unrelated worldbuilding note:#lorule is big on fermentation because of all the *gestures*#which means lorulians favour sour funky flavours#and also that ravio h/lda and y/ga would all drink pickle juice straight from the jar#my god it really is poland!#hhdjkjkhHJJKHFGDJKGFJK#link catches him one day eating straight from the jar and offers him a sip#if they catch anyone pouring pickle juice down the drain that trio is throwing a *fit*#there's your tag rambling for the day i honestly should have made that into its own post#and probably will 😎#hjghjkfdgkhjjkhgkjdf
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what do you do when you're depressed and suffering from art block? break out the cursed gryphons again, of course! top three: peregrine falcon/rabbit, pelican/cat, kiwi/rabbit
bottom three: little egret/three toed skink, hawk/accidentally sexy hare, turkey vulture/opossum and her joeys
#the vulture/opossum is probably my favourite#little goblin creature that she is#also fun fact the kwabbit has been with me since uni#it lives in landfills and uses its beak to pierce bags and drink fermented bin juice#making some abominations#again#its nice cause even when i can't draw anything#i can draw some blursed gryphons#creature design#griffon#gryphon#mcbaart
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Balkan Fermented Juniper Berry Juice / Smreka / Kleka (Vegan)
#vegan#drinks#Bosnian cuisine#Macedonian cuisine#croatian cuisine#serbian cuisine#Slovenian cuisine#balkan cuisine#juices#fermented foods#smreka#kleka#juniper berries#lemon#blackthorn berries
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the king arthur mortadella pizza sandwich but as a pizza
#well to be fair i didn’t have a lemon so no lemon zest or juice#i used burrata & prosciutto & my 4 day cold fermented pizza dough#needed a sprinkle of salt and a sprinkle of pepper but those two things make it 🔥
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did i ever mention btw that this hotel didnt even have an allergy list for the sold food before i asked the boss for it and she was like "hm yeah ive never seen anything like that here, i dont know if we have one" like be so real with me right now. if i was a guest asking and got this answer i could get you shut down with two phone calls.
#like things here were BAD bad and i also have zero previous experience in a kitchen i had to teach this all to myself and research a lot#but some things are just common sense or at least you would THINK do but you would be WRONG because two weeks ago on the weekend my boss was#in charge of breakfast and aside from the like 10 other things she did wrong she also put out expired apple juice that#had a HOLE IN THE PACKAGING and i discovered this bc a guest approached me th next morning saying the apple juice smelled & tasted like wine#like that shit was FERMENTED. how do you not only see the expiry date and the hole and think that its fine to serve but then#also not even test it yourself like be soooooo so so for fucking real have you ever heard the word hygiene before#like every week i live in fear or discovering some other way this hotel is violating food safety and hygiene standards that i just#havent seen yet it is so scary
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either i have accidentally created apple juice wine or i am very. very sick
#for context the apple juice in the fridge should really not be bad at this point it isnt an old bottle and isnt supposed to go bad#for almost a year. yet it is bitter. black coffee levels of bitter#so either i am sick and it is making things taste funny or i have fermented apple juice in my fridge#hm#this is not good#licorice said when he gets sick he usually gets high. but im not sure thats a good idea#♣️
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Not to brag or anything, but I take the best screenshots.
#i swear to god this is what all of my real life photos look like too#vel hit the fermented fruit juice a little too hard#da4#dragon age 4#datv#da: tv#veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#not art
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I think you should get into brewing mead
I can have mead and weed without having to brew mead. I didn't grow the weed.
#I've looked into brewery stuff before. It's too expensive of a hobby. :(#I will stick to infusing hard liquors and fermenting juices.#Saint speaks#Saint speaks under the influence#Naughty Nonny
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I think Mom accidentally triggering me again interrupted an impending panic attack. Like- I'm feeling better from that Insta-Escalation moment I just had and the panic I was feeling about money is... Managable now?
Still feel like I got run over by the mental illness bus though.
#also JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - Im glad she pushed me into cleaning#i just found a cup of apple juice that FERMENTED. shit smelled outright alcoholic. i made accidental prison wine in my depression mess.
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going into instagram comments is crazy it’s like seeing into a (much MUCH) worse alternate reality like You ppl live such unfathomably terrible lives to me….
#aside from the general everything they’re just so boring and miserable. Btw#sorry it’s just i’ve had insta on my phone lately (unfortunately i can’t delete it until the party ☹️) & every SINGLE time i see some sort o#reel and i’m like HA yknow what i think? and then everyone in the comments is saying the complete opposite thing#every single time without fail#the other day i saw a reel where a bartender dumped all the leftover stuff from the thing (idk what it’s called) into a cup and every1 in#the comments was like ugh yucky disgusting / yk ppl put even grosser stuff in their mouths like genitals. besides if it’s cleaned regularly#enough it should be fine / that’s a big IF. meanwhile i’m like Yum jungle juice 😋#also one time i saw ppl talking abt how they sleep in binders at sleepovers COME ON reddit is free transtape exists. please#<- these r like the worst examples ever but it’s ok#also like the insane casual misogyny. it’s so bad out here guys#.txt#ppl arguing in the comments like ‘that’s like 2k calories’ / ‘why r u being negative besides it’s only like 300 at max’ / ‘it’s not#negativity’ GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK. CALORIES ARE GOOD I <3 ENERGY???? YOUR BODY ALSO LOVES ENERGY. COME ON. BUTTER 4 LYFE BITCH#OH AND ONE TIME someone made vanilla extract and the comments were all panicked muslims like oh no im rethinking all my vanilla extract#buying GUYS do you or do you not eat bread. great now figure out the alcohol content of fermented yeast vs a drop of ethanol in a cake (that#is being baked anyway!)
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Wow guyds I. Haven’t dyed my hair since last year!! (I dyed my hair. Yesterday and I’m doing it again because I FUCKED IT UP!1!!1!) this is the queer experience everyone. I am sitting in my bathtub that is stained red listening to will wood and chugging shitty sangria. This is the most alive I will ever feel (I’m having a manic episode probably I’m a hot bpd princess)
Please ignore this fuckass gif I made I. Can draw I promise
His name is wrinkle and he was forced to drink cement when he was five
#don’t ban me tumblr#2024 is gonna be my-#nvm.#will wood#it’s not even real sangria#it’s orange juice and#grape juice I forgot I had#maybe it fermented lol#alienkin#mibans on tumblr
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Mak kimchi time. The only problem with ferments is I’m impatient 😩
#are you fermented yet? are you fermented yet? are you fermented yet?#kimchi#Mak kimchi#food#there was a lot of juice leftover and it took a lot of self control to not just drink the spicy salty sludge.#hope it turns out. promised some to a friend and they have a shell fish allergy so I had to change up the recipe
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Giggling
They're so fucking cute
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