#female f/o

[shiutsu]

For legal reasons, this is a hyperbole.

[kynibyou]

to those with a female f/o who wants to be perceived as more feminine or wants to dress up but can’t for whatever reason (work, time restraints, etc.), just know that she gets so excited to go on dates with you, and appreciates that you give her the opportunity to doll herself up and feel feminine!

it makes her feel so loved and so special and she always looks forward to it! she’ll even help doll you up, if you’d like! 🌹

[rexscanonwife]

I think I'm gonna do a nice low-pressure sort of event for my fellow wlw self shippers out there next month! Something really simple, come up with a list of prompts, one prompt per day for one week dedicated to us sapphics, lesbians, pansexuals and bi women/enbys to talk about our female f/os! ❤️🧡🩷❤️🧡🩷

[fromnowtil4ever]

Story for those who have female f/os with trauma

"I'm sorry for they way I am sometimes"

The words leave her mouth so suddenyl and interrupt the peaceful atmosphere between the two of you that it takes a few sceonds for you to register what she just said.

"W-what?"

"I..I'm just saying sorry for how I can be" she says looking down sheepishly "I don't know why but I feel like I should say that"

Your heart aches at the guilt your lover has in her heart to the point that she feels she has to apologise for the trauma that has damaged her psyche and affects the way she interacts with the world.

"You don't have to apologise, I still love you regardless. I've no problem helping you through all this"

"You shouldn't have to" she says in a tone so cold it makes you do a double take "You should be able to relax around me. Feel safe around me. It's the least somone as amazing as you deserves, and i.....I hate myself for not being able to provide that for you" she says clenching her fist. The bitterness and self hatred slipping out of her mouth similar to the tears that look like they're about to slip out of her eyes.

You quickly reach across to grab her hand.

"Listen to me. There is nowhere else I'd rather be right now than with you. You do make me feel safe. You make me feel loved, wanted and everything else good. That's why I'm with you and it's why I love you and that's never going to change" You say staring at her.

She returns your stare for a few seconds before bringing your hand up to her mouth. She desperatly lays kisses on it as if she were starving and the feeling of your skin was the only thing that could satiate her hunger. With your free hand you tilter her chin up and kiss her. She returns the action with all the enthusiam one could muster. When the two of you disconnect for breath she buries her face in your neck and whispers

"I love you"

[nis-si-hellhole]

shout out to everybody with female f/os. we all collectively love our girlies.

[local-lesbian-selfships]

F/O List;

Aoi Asahina - Danganronpa

Princess Peach - Mario Bros.

Isabelle - Animal Crossing

Moonlight & Hollyberry Cookie ∞ - Cookie Run

Undyne & Alphys - Undertale

Cala Maria - Cuphead

Sarvente - FNF Mod

Mommy Long Legs - Poppy Playtime (Chapter 2)

Minnie Mouse - Disney

Fluttershy - My Little Pony

Nya & Pixal ∞ - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu

Sally Stitches - The Nightmare before Christmas

Tiffany Valentine - Chucky/Child's Play

Proship/Comship/Variants + Zionists Do Not Interact

[digitalbvnny]

werewolf!boyfriend who loves having you near, always wanting to have your scent on him. werewolf!boyfriend who loves rubbing his snout against your neck taking in as much of you as he can at one time. werewolf!boyfriend who holds you close in the mornings, not wanting to let you leave for work, begging you to stay in bed with him. claws lightly scratching at sensitive skin in attempts to get you to stay. werewolf!boyfriend who can’t help but breeding you every time he fucks you, needing to knot your tiny human cunt. he’s crying as he’s stretching you beyond thought possible, he just can’t help himself. he needs to fill you up with his puppies, it’s his true purpose. his canines are digging into your shoulder as his body blankets your own. you’re whining, overcome with lust. every inch of your skin burning with pleasure. his cock is unlike anything you’ve ever felt, you can feel every vein and ridge of his member as he pistons in and out of you. his thrust getting sloppy as he pulls you impossibly closer. even after he makes you both come, he’d refuse to pull out, wanting to make sure you become pregnant.

✮ repost ✮

[myrrusstuff]

Musician!Vi who soft-launched your relationship by including your voicemails in her newest song. She wanted everyone to know she’s off-limits, even if your relationship isn’t at the stage where you’re ready for publicity. So, she worked a specific voicemail into her new hit single. Generally, she doesn’t have many voicemails from you because she picks up the phone most of the time. She’s attentive, she drops everything for you when needed. However, there’s a voicemail from a particularly busy night a while ago. You can very clearly be heard calling her 'baby' and 'my love'. What would be a better way to let people know she’s taken than showing you off like that? It elicited a lot of shocked reactions and fan theories, obviously, but now people knew she was off the market. They knew she was yours, and that’s all that mattered.

[deathdetermineslife]

PSA !!!!!!!!

you're absolutely so valid if;

you're a woman who selfships with male characters

you're a man who selfships with female characters

you're nonbinary and selfship with binary characters

you're binary and ship with nonbinary characters

you're trans and ship with cis characters

you're cis and ship with trans characters

no gender is excluded from selfshipping!!!!

[myrruwrites]

"Dinner party" | Vamp!Teen!Vi x Fem!reader

Pairing: Vamp!Teen!Violet x Human!Fem!Reader. | CW: Suggestive? not too much. they’re still young after all. Blood & Vampire feeding obv. Cursing. | Vi needs you while she’s trying to learn how to rein in her instincts. | WC; 706 | CC; 3.9K

You’re contemplating what to wear to the outing tonight, your fingers carding through your wardrobe. You settle on something simple, shorts and a baggy tee. I mean, you don’t want to overthink it, might as-well go for a casual choice. Vander had invited you over, as you’re Vi’s closest friend. You’ve been best friends ever since you were younger, inseparable almost. No one could get you to stop hanging out, even when you caused trouble together. Grounded? You’d just sneak out to the other’s house. It was second nature at this point. Although, at this dinner you won’t be the only guest. Vi’s brothers and sister will also have friends over. You’re not usually keen on big get togethers, but you make the effort to go, for Vi.

As you arrive, you notice a few boys already at the door, speaking to Vander and heading inside. You recognise them from school; though you’ve never spoken to them apart from maybe asking to borrow a pen. You assume they’re Mylo and Claggor’s friends, taking a deep breath to steel yourself. Why are you afraid? That’s stupid. This place is essentially your second home. Cmon, snap out of it! You are in-fact, snapped out of it, as you notice Vi in the doorway, in a passionate discussion with Vander. Your expression softens as you realise the boys must’ve already slipped past him, and you stroll up to the door. "Hello, Mr Vander" you say softly. "Just Vander is fine, I’ve been telling you that for ages. Really, any friend of Vi’s can just call me Vander." He corrects and you hastily nod. You would’ve spent more time hanging around, talking to those around you, but before you can process anything, Vi is already grabbing your wrist and pulling you into her room.

Before you can even realise what’s happening, you’re met with Vi’s piercing stare. She’s managed to climb onto your lap, holding you still with her weight, although she’s careful not to hurt you. Fuck, what is she doing? You expect her to stop, to climb off, or atleast speak. But she just sits there. She’s just sat there, panting softly as if trying to catch her breath. You feel the air around you become heavier, an undercurrent of tension surrounding you that wasn’t there before. It’s subtle, but noticeable. Vi’s face is inching closer, her heartbeat racing, you can hear it. Her warm breath fanning your face, making a shiver run up your spine. You can’t help but think.. is she actually going to kiss you? Is it really happening?

Your thought process is cut off by the feeling of a sudden 'prick' in your neck, you feel a warm liquid seep down. Oh! Oh. Vi buried her face in your neck, not that you mind. Infact, you tilt your head to the side, embracing the burning feeling her fangs give you as they draw blood. This had never happened before, Vi had never even gotten close to loosing control, this is new. Even though you’ve always been aware Vi was from a vampire lineage, you had never expected to be in such a position. Vi’s knee between your legs as she’s ontop of you, her face buried in your neck, albeit fangs too, but still. You can hear her breathing begin to calm, returning back to normal as she slowly drinks. She’s almost.. gentle. Gentle is a foreign concept for Vi, it’s always been as though she didn’t know what the word even meant. Though, maybe that was just her being a traditional reckless teen. This.. this was different. She was actively trying to keep you safe, keep you comfortable. You can’t help but let out a slight whimper at the compromising position mixed with the strange sensation filling your neck and chest. The noise causes Vi to still, pulling back slightly. "Did you just..?" She murmurs. Your face turns pink, and in a last attempt to void her seeing you all flustered, you gently push her head back towards your neck. "..shut up," you respond sharply, though there’s no real aggression in your tone. You feel her sink her teeth back in, relaxing into your touch again. Yeah, you could get used to this.

[shiutsu]

The same format, different thing. And same as previously, this is a hyperbole, in case someone wanted to complain.

You ever stumble across a post where someone says they go for fictional characters cause they think they're not good enough for other people?..

And then think "Wdym that those who don't exist are a below level than actual people? It's the other way?"

Since I get confused very quick.

[fuzzythoughtsblog]

CnC rating:

🕊🕊🕊🕊

So I'm in love with the BFFs sister Troup. Especially in a omegavere scenario.

I imagine my beta best friends alpha sister get handsy when BFF's not looking. Like placing her hand on my thigh under the dinner table or hugging me for way too long after sleepovers. It's not that she's a bad person just a little inappropriate when it comes to me. Which is weird because she not like that to any other Omega.

Despite this I'm not afraid of her, so when my friend texts me a invite to a sleepover I agree with out thinking. I'm surprised when her sister opens the door.

"Hiiii, Omega. Whatcha doing? "

I try to push her out of my to look for my friend. I go up to my friends room but she's not there. I check my phone for any cancelations but their are none. When I walk out of my friends room I question her sister and where she is.

"Oh yeah I think she's in my room looking for a jacket I "apparently" stole from her. "

I go to look for my friend in the room she pointed me to but no ones in there and the place is a mess. I then hear a click of the doors lock and turn around to see my friends sister practically panting. Then it hits me the smell of an alpha in rut. How did I not notice? Then as I look around the room I see packages of scent blockers. My brain tells me to run and she seems to notice.

"H-HHey don't panic I... I just want to talk okay. "

I look at her and nod. She slowly stocks towards me. " Good, Good Omega. Do you realize what's going on? " I say yes. She continues to move closer. "G-good so you know this isn't me. (Pants) Fuck, I made a really stupid, rut filled decision. " she continues closer and closer with her hand over her nose. "Fuck your just sso pretty. Have you ever been fucked by an Alpha?"

I wince at this question knowing where it's leading. She seems to notice. "I'm sorry that's, such a stupid fucking question. I just... you smell so good ... even from here. Just so good." I back away from her causing her to lung forward but I dodge out of the way. And now our positions change. Only one problem the door is key locked. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that it's just hard doing these things alone. And toys they don't help. "

I continue to look at her trying to anticipate her next move. Looking around the room for a weapon but all that's on the ground is scent blocker wrappers and broken cum filled toys " My sister hasn't fucked you yet right? " to this I stumble back in utter confusion and surprise."Oh, she hasn't told you yet? Fuck, yeah you have two sisters fantasizing over you little Omega." I think about escaping through the window but it's to high up.

"But I was first, I had feelings for you long before she did! I remember when she introduced you to me and I felt so bad attracted to my little sisters friend. Dreaming ever other night of sinking my teeth into you. Imagining it was you instead of some flimsy toy every rut. And then I saw my sisters old phone in her room after searching for clothes that smell like you in her room. I just... "

She begins to shake and pant more and more. And I can see the bulge of in her shorts from here. I'm so fucked, I think as she continues to take small steps towards me.

"I know that look Omega, please don't try to fight me. I don't want you to get hurt. I don't want to hurt the girl that's going to be carrying my pups. " after this statement she pounces on me again this time I don't dodge it. She knocks me down full force and holds my hands down with one hand. The sight of this only increases her panting. "Fuck I can't believe this is actually happening it's not a fantasy. Your below me, smelling delicious and no ones home. "

As she speaks I feel her grind into my thigh. I try to think of how I'm going to get out of this. Fighting her isn't an option, she's strong enough to have both my arms pinned with one arm. And she's to far in to be reasoned with. I scrap my mind for something anything that will save me and then I feel it her hand ripping my skirt and panties in two.

"You smell so good. " she says as she bites her lip and pants. "Fuuck, what will you smell like when your filled with my pups?"

I keep trying to tell myself to think but it's so hard when you have a hard pulsing clothed cock rubbing against your folds.

"I shouldn't be doing this god it's so wrong. " she say as she grinds harder tears falling from her eyes.

I try to take this moment to my advantage. I tell her that I'll forgive her if she just stops. I wipe away one of her tears with my thumb. Before telling her that I wouldn't tell anyone not even her sister. I feel as she slightly let's up off of me before pulling me towards her bed as I scream.

"Why do you always have to talk about her! Why can't you just look at me? " she yells as she throws me on to her bed standing over me but not touching yet. I look around for something anything to defend but on the bed I see photos of me. So many ones of me in my bathing suit, ones of me get out of the shower, ones of me sleeping and the creepiest of all ones from outside my bed room window.

She breaks my concentrate as she begins to speak "I love you, not her. She doesn't crave you like I do. She doesn't think of you everytime she closes her eyes. She wouldn't fuck you like I would. She doesn't ... I'm sorry omega but I won't let her have you. Your mine. "

She then gets on top of me and tries to kiss me. I try to move away but she grabs my chin and forces her tongue down my throat with a growl. I start to feel as she rips my shirt and bra off and grabs my chest.

"Your so fucking soft and you taste as good as you smell! Gods I need you now! "

I begin to feel myself slip into fear as she holds me like a toy. It isn't until she plants a kiss on my cheek that I look up.

"Please don't look at me like that, stop please. I promise I'll make you feel so good, just stop smelling like that. I... why can't you just love me?" She begins to wrap a hand around my throat her claws daring me to move. "Say it please, just say it tell me you love me. "

I try to compose myself as the fear of being broken spreads through out my whole body. "I... Love you. " she moans and let's go of my throat.

"Good, good girl, so fucking good. Now tell me you don't want her, say you only want me. "

I nod and begin to mouth the words back to her. She growls before letting go of my waist in exchange for my legs. Holding me up to her and looking down.

"I want to taste. I need to know. I want your scent dripping down my chin. So be a good, pup and don't fuck this up. I don't know what I would do in this state and I really don't want to hurt you. " she says before shoving her tongue into me.

She eats me out like its her last goddamn meal. Fucking me on her tongue in and out while pulling me close as I cry. It feels good. It shouldn't feel good. She's taking me, I'm not enjoying it not even as she begins to lap and suck at my clit. A sensation that's just to much. I try to pull away from it but I feel as her teeth ghost on my clit.

"Don't fucking, move away you can fucking into to it, but the next time you run from the pleasure I'm giving you I'll bite this off. After all you don't need a clit to have my kids. " she threatens before sinking her face back down as I squeak.

She takes to nursing my clit more and kissing my thighs. I feel my self shake and whine. As I start to get closer and closer to the edge, I look down and she's starring at me. She then let's up of my cunt with a pop.

"I'm sorry baby, I don't want to threaten you I just... I need you to be good. Obedient, for this to work safely. I'm really trying to be gentle. It's just I want you positively dripping of my cock and I can't control it. But I prepped you so your ready now. "

I feel my eye's go wide as she pulls down pulls down her shorts and it falls out. I know I can't take that it's going to break me, even the knot is bigger than my hand. I have to run, I don't even care if the windows to high at least it freedom or a painless way to go. As I begin to bolt up she slaps me hard against the face.

"No No No, your are not going to ruin this for me! Your going to take me whether you want it or not. " she pants as she lines up "Your going to take me until your properly breed! "

I feel as she pushes in and I begin to cry. "So just enjoy it, enjoy your purpose! "

I try to stay positive as this happens. Think thoughts like at least she prepared me, maybe her seed won't stick and my friend will be home any momment. But I can only think that way for so long as she holds my legs up and starts pounding into me like a animal. Panting "tight" "warm" "love" "breed" over and over again as she uses me like a toy. One that she going to leave broken and cum filled like all the others.

Then I think about how she going to break me by the end of the day and how she'll leave my cunt a gaping mess in the shape of her knot. God no the knot, she hasn't even pushed the knot in and it feels like agony. Despite me thinking that there's the smallest voice in my head telling me it feels good and to rock back into it.

I ignore it, especially as she goes hard and harder fucking me slower but so much deeper. I hear as she moans and grunts and takes what she wants. Fucking me with reckless abandon as she chases her high dragging me along with her. And then I feel it. The burn of being stretchered more and more as she desperately shoves her knot all the way inside before final shoving it all in and bitting. It all happens so quick first I'm in pain from her tearing me open and then from her sharp teeth being buried into my kneck.

She let's out a sharp growl as she keeps moving her hips before spilling into me sending me falling down the ladder of pleasure and pain along side her. My vision goes white and I hear panting it takes me a minute to realize it's my own. I try to wiggle around but all I feel it taunt of her knot a her cum sloshing around painting my womb even further.

She growls "Don't move. Let my knot go down and then we're going again and again until it's not possible for you not to be pregnant. "

I begin to cry and then I realize it's not just going to end after today, it takes the average Alpha a week to go through their rut cycle. I begin to sob as I think 7 more days of this. Then I realize not 7 every day she mated me which means every day she's going to... She mated me and breed me. Which means I'm hers I begin to shake and have a coughing fit.

She then rubs a hand through my hair "Ssh it's ok our children are going to look so beautiful. Our little litter. " she says kissing our mating mark as I continue to sob.

[truedove]

midnight caller

word count - 994

content warning - smut (minors dni), f!reader insert, pervy behavior, extremely dubious consent, somnophilia, frottage

♡ your best friend's pervy older brother who's eyes always seem to bore into you whenever you come over to their house. you always make sure to forgo the pretty skirts and dresses you have in your closet, instead opting for the most baggy jeans and sweatshirts you can find.

♡ your best friend's pervy older brother who constantly invades your personal space, pressing up against you in the most inappropriate ways. you've grown accustomed to the feeling of his breath on your neck whenever he stands too close, the way his hands seem to linger just a little too long on your shoulders or hips when he guides you out of his way.

♡ your best friend's pervy older brother who never misses an opportunity to tease you until you're red in the face. he has a way of making even the most innocent comments sound dirty. when he's not doing that, he's trying to get you alone. always asking you to help him 'study' even though you know he's top of his class. it's a thin excuse to get you into his room, where he can finally have you all to himself.

♡ your best friend's pervy older brother who takes to jerking off to the innocent selfies he's found of you on your social media. he envisions all of the ways he could touch you, ruin you. he pretends the tight grip of his hand is your mouth instead, imagines how pretty you'd look on your knees for him, petal soft lips stretched around his cock as you look up at him with those wide, trusting eyes of yours.

♡ your best friend's pervy older brother who sneaks into the room one night during your sleepover, his sister fast asleep next to you. he makes his way over to your side of the bed and carefully climbs in beside you, pressing his aching cock against your bottom and relieving some of the pressure. he's never had you this close before, all of his attempts being thwarted by your iron-clad will to deny him. not tonight though.

his free hand make its way under your nightshirt and he revels in the feel of your soft skin, the warmth that emanates from your body. he's waited so long for this and he wants to savor it, take his time in exploring every inch of you, learning all of the ways he can make you feel good - he truly does - but he's also itching to just finally have you. with a hushed groan, he tentatively begins to rut against you, harsh pants dampening the crook of your neck. his hand wanders from underneath your shirt to inside your panties and he feels a rush of triumph when his fingers find you warm and wet. he should feel guilty, violating you like this, but it's not like he was hurting you, right? you're so wet for him and whether you wanted to admit it or not, he knows that you want him too. you were a bashful little thing, always playing so hard to get. the only way that this was ever going to happen was if he took some initiative. he strokes your clit lightly, feeling it pulse under his touch and you stir slightly in your sleep. your body responds to his touch, betraying your feigned innocence and his cock twitches in anticipation, pressing more insistently against your backside. the pressure builds and his rutting grows clumsy, erratic, his fingers faltering momentarily before he finds his rhythm once more, determined to make you come for him. so caught up as he is, he doesn't notice your eyes slowly opening, the haze of sleep dissipating as the realization of what's happening sets in. your body twitches under his touch before tightening as pleasure overwhelms you. you fail to stifle your whimpers and a hand shoots up to cover your mouth, the grip firm, just teetering on the edge of painful. a chuckle rumbles from his chest, vibrating against your back. "shh, shh, shh." he hushes you, a certain lilt to his tone that makes it sound like he's amused. "it's alright, sweetheart. just relax." your eyes are wide with shock, the sight of your friend’s resting face just a few inches away from you rising a fierce blush to your cheeks. he continues to grind against you and against your better judgement - you let him. a low groan tickles your ears when he comes, his body tensing for a brief moment before going slack. his grip on you remains firm as he catches his breath, heaving heavily. you’re having a hard time processing what just happened. your heart races in your chest, the sound of it an uneasy accompaniment to the siblings contrast in breaths. one steady and peaceful, the other ragged and heavy with satisfaction. a kiss pressed to your temple catches you by surprise, gentle and warm, affectionate. he seems to have no plans of moving at all, hand still nestled between your thighs and his gentle petting causes you to shudder. your eyes shut of their own accord - you have so many emotions swirling inside you. anger, confusion, lingering desire, weariness. the weight of his body against yours is comforting in a backwards sort of way, and you find yourself relaxing back into the warmth of his touch, the solidity of his form. "hm, that's it. get some sleep, pretty girl." he coos, his voice low and saited, before trailing off into a yawn. you try to fight your own fatigue, but soon feel the warmth of sleep creeping up on you once more, your eyes growing heavy. the next morning, he'll be gone from the bed. your clothes will be righted but your panties still uncomfortably soaked through. and when he pulls you into his lap - his sister none the wiser as she scarfs down breakfast in the dining room - you don't protest that time.

[fromnowtil4ever]

If your f/o has a partner in canon imagine them falling out of love with that partner. Over time your f/o finally comes to grips that the two of them are simply not meant to be. Regardless of whther the break up clean or messy your f/o is now alone, convinced that is how they will spend the rest of their life.

That is until you come in. Your f/o thought they would never find love again yet here you are, you've dug yourself deep within your f/o's heart. Even further than your f/o's previous partners.

You have given your f/o the love they thought they would never find again and this time they will make sure it doesn't end.

[selfshipping-madness]

Allen x Human!Fem! Reader

Summary: Just some overall relationship headcanons revolving around the version of Allen from the Invincible show. Idk anything about the comics, lol.

Genre: Fluff

Met you during a visit to Earth to hang out with Invincible.

You were just passing by, and, man, you were the most gorgeous creature he'd ever seen.

He starts coming to Earth more often in hopes of seeing you (not that he'd ever admit that is his motive, lol).

Takes him a few visits to work up the nerve to talk to you. Ik he's not the overly anxious or shy type, he's actually fairly social, but he still gets a little bit nervous at the thought of talking to you.

When he does, he's very blunt yet sincere with how he thinks you're beautiful.

"Um, hi. I'm Allen, an alien if you can't tell, which I'm sure you could. Anyway, I kinda wanted to let you know that you're very pretty. Hope that isn't too forward."

The two of you get to talking after that, which then leads to a nice friendship, which then leads to more visits from Allen.

All this leads up to when he asks you out on a proper date.

"So, we've been hanging out a lot, and I really enjoy your company. I was wondering if you and I could go on a date. I don't know this planet all that well, so you'd probably have to pick the spot. But, yeah. What do you say?"

He's an absolute gentleman on your date together.

He studied human customs just for this.

While he wants to tell you how he feels at the end of your first date, he's worried that might be too fast for you. He heard humans often like to take relationships slow, so he waits for a few more dates before telling.

It's a very simple confession, of course. Allen is the furthest thing from a flashy guy.

"Hey, can I tell you something? I think you're the most beautiful person ever and I love your personality. And, well, I like you. In a "more than friends" kind of way. Just wanted to get that off my chest. I hope you feel the same, but, obviously, you don't have to."

Now, Allen is an amazing boyfriend.

You want cuddles? He's down. Wanna talk? Ofc. Want kisses? You want, you got it.

Isn't overly against very casual pda.

Just the usually holding hands, cute kisses, and stuff like that.

Will gladly princess carry you without a second thought.

All you have to do is mention your feet hurt or that you're tired simply as a passing comment, and the next thing you know, you're in his arms.

Any place, any time.

He's not necessarily even doing it to be romantic. He's just doing it to be considerate and because he cares.

Will definitely take you flying with him if you want to.

He's just overall a very sweet boyfriend.

Is very blunt with telling you how he feels about you /pos.

I will say, he definitely isn't afraid of some playful teasing.

Just a few playful remarks or comebacks.

Also loves to give you teasing kisses/nuzzles. More when the two of you are alone but isn't against doing them in public.

And you'll get to occasionally flirt. Nothing over the top. Just simple stuff.

[v-sansings]

*looking at the plushie*

Can you believe this shit, ENA? And right in front of my burger!

The ENA plushie just sits there, staring at me. She knows my lesbian sins….but she approves. Lesbians together.

IMAGINE UR WIFE GIVING YOU 7 ORGASMS