binghe's grab bag for shizun dates has everything they could ever need 🥰🥰🥰
inspired by THIS POST by @piosplayhouse!!
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CW below the cut: suggestive nudity!!!
extra: of course she's prepared for aftercare as well!!!!
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When I was in middle school I had the mentality of “women are objectively prettier than men so obviously this is normal” and I think fem SY would also say that to herself
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Okay, so. I kept thinking about fem!SQQ these days and, well. This road led me to Milfzun and her outstanding virtues.
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Fem BingQiu thoughts
just look at our usual SY, he transmigrates, spoils tf out of his fav character, fails utterly at not dying, and accidentally creates a harem only to end up realizing he is literally obsessed with said fav character whose whole world is him.
now, lets think about how when two men even stand next to each other in swim shorts society is fully convinced they are gay (a teacher literally showed me an image of our president with another man just barely touching in swim shorts, fully convinced there were accusations of gayness, srsly) but when two girls go hand in hand and embrace they are friends, how literally two men bffs can’t take each other’s hand without being gay but it’s normalized for girls to touch each other and be affectionate
now imagine how touch starved LBH would go insane bc SQQ IS SO DAMN TACTILE
like, that man wanted to touch LBH and squeeze him and hug him and spoil him, but truly didn’t do ig bc it would be a bit weird, headpats were the norm. BUT imagine if they were both female, then SQQ wpuld refute the system’s ooc with “we are both women, what’s there ro see? Just a little affection and kissing cheeks! Who wouldn’t want to nom those cute lil cheeks and squeeze such a cute little baby?”
meanwhile LBH is glad she is not a man bc if she was she would have to leave Shizun’s very good very warm and soft embrace to hide her pillar’s reaction. She is so washing all her layers today, Shizun’s chest is pressing against her neck and sometimes face and it’s bliss to smell her from up close, and Binghe is ascending when shizun kisses here cheeks and coos at her and god Binghe could turn her head just so to receive a kiss on her lips and Shizun would only laugh and apologize for the mistake and it breaks her heart at the same time it becomes the most tempting thing!
Shizun also embraces other females, she touches their hair and pulls their cheeks, bit Binghe is the only one that gets kisses! She could never (should) take advantage of that!!!
let’s be real, fem Bingqiu would have SY!SQQ even more oblivious and thick, trying to bond with Binghe while making her fall even more, and a much more desperate LBH, who knows what to touch her shizun is and is goong absolutely barking mad by the time the alliance conference comes up. Then when she comes back she is even more unhinged than original LBG and sv LBH
i can see it so clearly too, pls send help im not normal about them >A<
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Characters: Original Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Drinking Games, Practice Kissing, which turns into practice sex LOL, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Penis In Vagina Sex, Trans Luo Binghe, Virgin Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Mildly Dubious Consent, binghe manipulates sy as usual, binghe's love language is bullying sy
Summary:
"Let's play a game," says Luo Binghe with a dangerous smile as she places a bottle of strawberry-flavored rosé on the table. "A drinking game."
Luo Binghe dares Shen Yuan to make out with her, framing it as 'practice', when one thing leads to another ...
Written for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza
featuring art by the wonderful nakyuhm on twitter!! please check her out <3
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