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Ykw pushing my trans ftm SY propaganda and hear me out

called himself peerless cucumber. enough said on that one I think

admires and reveres LBH’s heavenly pillar a bit too much

it would be really fucking funny if his first experience of a schlong is SJ’s body

would be even funnier if SJ was ALSO trans (the comedy here is not from SJ’s POV whose self-hatred is through the roof here bc he ‘chose’ to be a man so that just proves he’s the worst huh?) and SY is like there is no fucking way the biggest dick from PIDW had none

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to the people on my revenge list I may have forgotten (MEME STOLEN FROM THIS BLUESKY POST)

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Poison apple

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Oh?

...oh.

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Lesbian Wangxian I drew a while ago

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Travelling partners au bingge making lunch for one of their adventures but it has blood in it so he can track shen yuan. Shen yuan of course knows binghe too well and politely turns down the lunch. The question is how long do they manage polite back and forth getting progressively more strained until binghe finally snaps and pins shen yuan down and tries to force him to eat the food?

How long until people hear shen yuan screaming Binghe's name (telling him to stop it), find them in a forest clearing wrestling each other, quickly hurry back to their village, and tell everyone Lord Luo's been neglecting his harem for a man all this time!

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You know how SQQ complains about people losing IQ points and how oblivious they can be around the protagonist?Yeah that, but he fails to notice that it's both him AND the protagonist losing IQ and aura points.

"Ah, Shizun, pardon this one-" LBH frantically dabs his tea soaked robes. He was too busy trying to not get hard at the sight of Shizun absent mindedly nibbling, no, sucking on his paintbrush. Shizun simply pats his thigh to dry his robes.

Shizun correcting his form with his beautiful slender fingers, those fingers casually fix his robes too, touch too close to his belt- He chokes on his saliva and the audacity of his own imagination. Shizun obviously wants him dead since he continues touching him, rubbing circles on his back as his cough gets worse.

LBH tears muscles in his hand when he jerks his hand out of his Shizun's clasp, "BEGGING PARDON!" He squeaks booking it out of there. Tripping on Shizun's lil pet (LQG managed to be a nuisance even when he wasn't physically there himself) on his way out. What. What was Shizun doing!!??? Holding his hand against his delicate neck?!?? SQQ is just as baffled, he just wanted to see if qi signatures felt different when channelled through different body parts- (it was a stupid question AHEM dual cultivation?? He later realizes.)

"Sweetheart it's okay, it doesn't hurt at all, you're doing great." SQQ coos in response to LBH's question. How did it sound so...!!!! LBH only wanted to know if his clumsy meridian check up was acceptable. He was no LQG. But he understands why that man is always flustered around Shizun.

If he didn't know better he'd think his teacher still held cruelty in his heart and only the execution had changed. Gods have mercy on this half demon, what did he do to deserve this! He CANNOT take another day of this horny purgatory hell, he'd rather Shizun just threw him off a cliff or something!

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More All the Shens Transmigrate AU:

SY: I wanna practice this new spell I learned that will send little paper message birds to people.

LBH: I can go into the other room and you can send one to me?

SY: No, I'm gonna send one to my brother.

LBH: ...Which one?

SY: Er-ge.

LBH: ...the one who's at a Peak Lord meeting.

SY: *evil grin* Yes.

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SQQ: *is trying to pay attention to SQH's budget talk when a little paper bird flies in and starts running into his head*... ... *sighs*

SQQ: *snags the note and opens it*

This has attracted everyone's attention.

The Note: Hewwo? UwU Bwig bwuvver? Awe ywou thewe?

SQQ: *nearly dies from trying to keep a straight face*

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LBH: Do you think he got it?

SY: We'll find out I'm sure.

Five minutes later a crumpled paper bird arrives, inside is SQQ's answer: I'm going to kill you

SY: *cackles maniacally*

LBH: Is that written in blood???

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Octobing is how I like to imagine what happens when you spill regular Binghe’s blood and leave it alone for too long, it evolves…

What lmao

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Yin yu appreciation week day 3- hurt/comfort - injury

Qyz believes in kissing it better (he learned it from hualian)

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thinking about omega!shen qingqiu (sy) who only knows the concept of omegaverse through fanfic and severely lacks in knowledge about the details, trying to make a nest but not knowing how to.

liu qingge accidentally catches a glimpse of shen qingqiu's nest, just two blankets and some pillows, and asks about it (even though, as an alpha, he's really not supposed to). shen qingqiu, still oblivious to the social norms but feeling he's made a mistake somewhere, tries to fix the nest, but he doesn't know what he's doing, only that liu qingge doesn't like his nest, so he needs to fix it.

he tries making it to liu qingge's liking, awkwardly looking at his shidi for confirmation, but that doesn't help. when liu qingge asks whether shen qingqiu likes it, shen qingqiu seems even more lost, looking between the "nest" and liu qingge a few times before saying he doesn't know, he's always had it like this.

of course this sets off liu qingge's alpha brain, even more so when he realizes shen qingqiu doesn't even have the materials to make a nest with. it also puts shen qingqiu's "childlike behavior" into perspective, the kneading, purring, not having a firm grip on his scent. shen qingqiu probably spent his entire life pretending to be a beta, he doesn't know how to be an omega.

though it might not be socially appropriate, liu qingge has a life debt to repay, and he is intending on repaying it by any means necessary.

(no other reason, really)

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I put too much work in this art to keep it hidden in the build.

Can you count how many characters there are? (I can't. I'm bad at math)

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A little more of that A/B/O AU:

SJ: Drinking wine and feeding my kid takeout because I'm a bad mom.

SY: No you're not! You're a good mom!

SJ: 🥺

SY: Say it!

SJ, having a normal amount of feelings: I'm a good mom.

SY: Yay!

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being a lesbian danmei fan is so silly because I have no idea how attractive these characters are supposed to be to the average man liker. like in mdzs lwj is repeatedly described as like the most attractive man ever and I kept looking at the art of him on the cover like "is he tho? he just looks like a standard pretty boy" but a few days ago I tried imagining him as a woman for some reason and ohhhhhh. ohhh I think I get it now.

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First art fight attack for JammyClammy :P

Rlly happy with how this turned out!!

Also my account is wafywaify!! I'll try to revenge any attack i get!! :>>

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forever yearning