#felt like a fever dream tbh

[gaystheysanddinos]

yeah my seventh grade self reappeared last night. yeah no it was scary.

[nightvyre]

update : i've met the man. the myth. the legend. yes, i met ewan mitchell. in person. as in, he's literally in front of me. we took a selfie together. ewan nation i'm telling you, he IS as good as on screen. it was a miracle i didn't pass out tbh.

there's so many new ewan contents help i-

[dead--maggots]

[elizacobbs]

Old Paul McCartney being haunted by his younger twink self and the ghost of George stripping is such a mood

[nocreativityfornames]

So I finished the new lesson and I have to ask, why wouldn't MC tell everyone what happened?

We got kidnapped and thrown into another timeline by an unknown entity who's still out there and will probably come looking for us again, had to deal with the just recently fallen brothers and so much shit happened, and even though time didn't pass while we were gone, the entire cast can tell that something is REALLY wrong, but MC just chooses to let everyone stay confused and concerned and not say a thing?

I thought MC's memories were messed up and that was the reason (they didn't really understand what was happening themself), but from the conversation with Solomon on the phone (that also felt really weird btw) it seems like they're fully aware of everything so...why?

I know they'll probably explain it later, but I'm just leaving my initial thoughts here.

[joaniejustwokeup]

Hey! You there!

Get vaccinated against the current Covid and Flu strains! Tis the Season! To Immunize Yourself!

[gemkun]

no longer human isekai . . . hell yeah

[a-f00lish-saint]

Hey- was anyone else confused on the  zombies coming out of basically nowhere’s in SRTT???? Like it was fun and all- (to an extent) but like-.?..why in a saint row game?- like I know I shouldn’t be confused about that part of a game tbh that has cloning,  aliens in the 4th one- and then actually hell- but I can’t help but be a bit confused here man, it was also just an annoying mission to kinda get through, I’m just so confused on it, it felt like it came out of nowhere’s

(This is just me saying I can suspend my disbelief for these games-… if done right and i don’t think the zombies were done right imo)

[mashtonasfuck]

being a 5sos fan in 2022 has been absolute insanity. here are a few of my highlights 💙

1. sleeping on the street like I wasn’t a 25 year old with a flat and a full time job

2. still queuing almost 24 hours later (shoutout to the girls from one of the twitter update accounts for showcasing my fave pants)

3. sitting in the chair in our hotel lobby (iykyk)

4. @kindahoping4forever telling me that the band account retweeted me before my phone even told me they retweeted me

5. a pic from @wandererwildflower’s film camera of us all waiting for soundcheck. it’s not great but I still love it

6. we found a tiny ashton on the menu at wagas

7 & 8. ono. before, and the bow

9. documenting the fact that they were late on stage. again

10. I feel like this photo I took of ashton sums up my feelings on this whole year

11. (but by far the best) getting to see some of my friends I’ve made through this band

I’ve been lucky enough to go to two exclusive shows and five actual tour dates. we had an album release together for the first time. we ate more maccies in 12 days than any reasonable person should ever eat. we’ve clocked up thousands of miles in train journeys, and in plane journeys. Beth and I travelled to another country because we couldn’t bare the thought of tour being over. we met more internet friends at other shows.

I would be nothing without this band, and I’d be nothing without these people.

@pxrxmoore, @nostalgiabones, @wandererwildflower, @irwinkitten, @kindahoping4forever, @feliznavidaddycal - I love you all, and I’m so so grateful for your friendship and your support throughout this insanity of a year in this fandom

Here’s to 2023 - I can’t wait to see what shenanigans we get up to 💕

[wildegeist-old]

I used to work at Popular Drugstore Chain (tm) as a cashier years ago in a dodgy area and we had all sorts of really odd people come in. Some were a little spooky and some were just kinda strange but safe.

Like there were actual dangerous people, then there were people like some guy who told me the world was dying and if I wanted to help save it I should go to the woods and scream and cry at the top of my lungs post-haste, or the guy who drank a bottle of maple syrup then legitimately tried to return it an hour later with the reason "I was only 99% satisfied" in the most dead serious tone.

But my favorite was a guy who told me he was the defacto World Ambassador with a mission to bring peace to all and he said he could help unlock every part of a person's mind if they smoked weed with him. He never dropped the character for even one second and was consistent every time he came in, talking about his "job". But also he never seemed to take himself incredibly seriously so to this day I genuinely have no idea if he was acting or serious. I honestly never minded him coming in at all because he was fun to talk to and never caused trouble. You are an enigma and I hope you're doing well today bud

[todayisyourturntolose]

so i finally watched the postal movie..

i now understand why people didn't like it

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Guess who has COVID and it's so much worse than last time?

[updownlately]

Ohyeah definitely!! Steph has an incredible foot. Her free kicks are amazing. Did you see the corner she took that was similar to one from the arsenal men in the same weekend?? Think it was the best goal ever.

https://youtu.be/Qqo5Jvbfjew?si=rvDco7_DixT7bufn

Check at 1:54

an olympico!!!!!! currently in awe of how pretty that goal was!!

i think she might just be my favourite player rn ngl

i was legit praying she’d assist or score with a corner or free kick tdy but unfortunately it didn’t happen :(

still a great game tho!

[bighitfics]

jungkook fics i can read all night all day seven days a week.

(a recommendation you didn’t know you needed) ₊⊹ ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

Vows Of Betrayal ౨ৎ by @tljunglebook

— contract marriage au, enemies to lovers, romance, smut, angst.

(I will never not scream about this! this is my current favourite read! the enemies to lovers really hits in this one! AND THE SMUT SCENES ARE SO GOOD THEY MADE ME PREGNANT SO I RECOMMEND!) 😩💳

Inevitable ౨ৎ by @ahundredtimesover

— exes to lovers, second chance, parents au, angst.

(this happens to be the cutest story I’ve ever read, the longing and angst is so good!) 🥺����🏼

Dextrocardia ౨ৎ by @jeonstudios

— enemies to lovers, fake marriage, cop au, angst.

(this story should be arrested for being so damn good! i love how intense the enemies phase is before they start softening towards each other, the way the author managed to portray the patriarchal issues through this story is incredible, i never thought i’d say this but im an anti of jungkook in this story 😤😡 he better apologise with crocodile tears otherwise he can say goodbye to y/n.

You’re Still Mine ౨ৎ by @wattpadauthour

— workaholic husband jungkook, marriage in trouble trope, second chance.

(THIS STORY IS GONNA BE MY FOREVER FAVOURITE FOR A LONG LONG TIME! NO MATTER HOW MANY STORIES I READ I WILL ALWAYS GO BACK TO RE-READ! LIKE READ IT RIGHTAWAY IF YOU HAVENT! 😤)

Four-Seven-Eight ౨ৎ by @jiminrings

— marriage in crisis, angst, more angst, fluff.

(the heartache you’re gonna feel while reading this is no joke, i really felt sad for the y/n here (and cried a river) AND I LOVE IT WHEN BOOKS MAKE ME CRY LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMMOROW 😻💋 you know its gonna be worth it)

Time After Time ౨ৎ by @hiseyestell

— doctor au, she fell first but he fell harder (but much later), fluff.

(by far the most realistic fanfic I’ve read, jungkook is so cold that you wanna smack him in his stupid head, the female oc is so smitten with him its adorable but sad at the same time) ☹️

His Clumsy Secretary ౨ৎ by @hwangguemfictions

— grumpy x sunshine, he fell first and harder, office romance, major angst.

(this fanfic is criminally good! especially the bgm, the dialogues, the way he’s just so endeared with her, this is a big smash!) 🤰��🫦

The Deepest Marks Of Essence ౨ৎ by @lleldey

— tribe leader jungkook, yandere au, smut, angst.

(my favourite writer for a reason! 🫴🏼 i can never stop obsessing over yer unique storylines and writing, she’s my new favourite tbh and this story will convince you as well) 🤭💕

Marrying The Vicount ౨ৎ by @taevjim

— rich man x poor girl, regency era au, smut, filthy fluff.

(my two worlds colliding fr! this author wrote it so beautifully 😍🤌🏻 jungkook as a vicount tho (im already crying between my legs) this is like a fever dream come true, this is so effing good that i think no words are fair enough, maybe you should take a look yourself! (i swear this is worth the read!!!!)

[harrylights]

running into the da vinki twins at the airport was not on my 2023 bingo card and yet

[rawrenjoyer]

it's. 7 in the morning (almost) and there's a little rat in my boot .