#he was harmless and pretty chill tbh

[wildegeist-old]

I used to work at Popular Drugstore Chain (tm) as a cashier years ago in a dodgy area and we had all sorts of really odd people come in. Some were a little spooky and some were just kinda strange but safe.

Like there were actual dangerous people, then there were people like some guy who told me the world was dying and if I wanted to help save it I should go to the woods and scream and cry at the top of my lungs post-haste, or the guy who drank a bottle of maple syrup then legitimately tried to return it an hour later with the reason "I was only 99% satisfied" in the most dead serious tone.

But my favorite was a guy who told me he was the defacto World Ambassador with a mission to bring peace to all and he said he could help unlock every part of a person's mind if they smoked weed with him. He never dropped the character for even one second and was consistent every time he came in, talking about his "job". But also he never seemed to take himself incredibly seriously so to this day I genuinely have no idea if he was acting or serious. I honestly never minded him coming in at all because he was fun to talk to and never caused trouble. You are an enigma and I hope you're doing well today bud

[astrobydalia]

Numerology observations

I've genuinely learned a lot from @novy2sirius when it comes to numerology so much so that it has helped me make so much sense out of many experience in my life. Therefore I wanted to share some numerology observations with all of you.

astrobydalia

People with 9 energy are so deceitful, they are easily seen as innocent. On the contrary people can see 9s as someone pretty suspicious because they have an air of mystery to them and are the kind of person who you think you know but actually you don't like at all. They always hide the most BIZARRE shit, I'm telling you their life is SO weird. This is how I see 9 people tbh lmao

I've never met a 11 life path person that was emotionally okay, but the weird thing is that they tend to want to lie to themselves and pretend they are okay all the time. All the ones that've met had diagnosed depression and spent big chunks of their lives in very VERY low lows like it's truly hard to watch. Also, random note but I've seen that they are secretly very resentful too and have a hard time letting go of things and moving on. Most of the 11 people I've met had Earth Moon or strong Saturn influence in their moon

Also, I met a 11 guy once who would often say "I have no doubt in my mind that I will be famous" lol (11 is rated to fame)

22 is a more chill number. I've seen more developed 22s than developed 11s. 22 people are very mature and level-headed, tend to have very balanced mindset for most things. However they tend to think they're the only ones who know best, they give good advice but suck at taking any.

So one of the things Novy said is that the date you meet someone in will be a significant energy in the relationship you have with them. Every person I've met on a 5 day are people I travel a lot with or people I've had long-distance relationships with (5 is related travel)

I don't have much experience with 2 energy but from what I've seen it is pretty mellow energy. The people with 2 energy are pretty harmless individuals even when they have other intense energies going on

I get along with 7 life path people cause I'm a 5 but something I've noticed about these people is that they really do struggle making genuine connections "from the heart" if that makes sense. They always rationalize getting in and out of a relationship giving more importance to practical/beneficial reasons rather than emotional ones. When they do try to follow their heart they fail miserably cause they confuse making decisions from their heart with total recklessness

Life path 1 people are so.... immature. And have very obvious anger issues. They have the patience and emotional regulation of a toddler, really do embody the Aries stereotype. At their worst they can be pretty intolerant towards other's pov. Yeah life path 1 is very passionate and driven and all and I do get along with them but I also tend to keep at arms length a little cause they're energy is very chaotic and destructive tbh

Let me tell you too that unhealthy life path 1 people are one of the most CRUEL and mean people I've ever seen like... it's giving blood lust (not literally but you know what I mean)

Life path 6 can indeed be caring and generous but I've met a lot of them who are actually very selfish, greedy and materialistic. It's like they see life mostly through the lens of material gain. They literally remind me of this clip fr.

I have good experience with 6 people tho. My manager for example is a 6 life path and I literally don't know what I'd do without him, he's so patient, always there when I need him and is always on my side even when I mess up. 6 people are also very good at setting healthy boundaries too

A lot of the life path 6 I've met had taurus placements or where earth doms astrologically

The number I struggle getting along with the most is 4 tbh. They are huge party poppers even when they're healthy and have more need for control than 8s imo. A lot of 4 people I know are the type to rain on your parade for no reason in the name of being "realistic" but really they're just being bitter imo. I know 4 people have a hard life but I've noticed they tend to often have this attitude of "if I couldn't be happy then you can't either"

What I've noticed with 8 people is that yes they can be controlling but it's not like they go around policing others like 4s do. 8s control in a very subtle and indirect way, it really reminds me a lot of scorpio energy/8th house placements. It's more like they keep in control in any situation by staying low-key and are the kind of people that is hard to knock down, yet they know how to get under other's skin

I'd describe 8s as more domineering. They can be pretty chill, fun and won't mess with anyone as long as they feel like they have the upper hand in situations. That's why they are stubborn af and refuse to be wrong and why they do not react well AT ALL to animosity. This also means that at their worst tend to have HUGE superiority complex and will minimize others and be condescending just to feel superior

One time I witnessed an argument between a 1 and an 8 (it was messy) and even tho the 8 person was wrong imo they made the 1 person back down eventually (which, if you know how 1s are, that's a huge thing) and from that experience I learned that you're better off disagreeing with a 1 than disagreeing with an 8

People with 3 energy have such a refreshing energy I love them!!!! The type to keep a young spirit regardless of their age but like in a good way. Their sense of hope and optimism can't be crushed, all the ones I've met were the kind of people who always knew how to bounce back from difficult situations.

astrobydalia

[rhiannswork]

hear me out, when leon kisses you, he kisses you hard.

leon brainrot || mentions of taking advantage! sorry if these don’t make sense, i was half sleep, chick 😭😭

oh you’re absolutely right. leon won’t stop kissing you until you’re out of breath. even then while you’re trying to catch your breath, he’s kissing down your neck and to your collarbones. you have to stop him from reaching your chest sometimes.

“ok muah i love you!” and you just blow him a kiss or whatever cus you’re about to be late for work. you don’t think much of it until you come back a leon is practically waiting at that door like dog.

as soon as you open the door, he’s greeting you, taking your jacket off and lifting you up bridal style???

“leon! put me down you idiot!” and he just drops you on the bed. “you didn’t give me a proper kiss goodbye.” and all of a sudden, you’re covered up in hickeys and you’re breathing all heavy because you didn’t give him a quick kiss goodbye.

or let’s say you’re not really dating yet and he takes you to a club and you wanna have some fun right so you’re out on the dance floor.

some guy is catching your vibe so he starts dancing with you. leon???? he is actually pretty chill about it. until you guys get waaaay too close.

so he goes up to the dance floor and pulled you off. he goes to sit back on the barstool with you in between his legs. “it was harmless dancing leon.”

“oh yeah?” and you’re blabbering on which it might be the slight alcohol. he’s let you go on for a couple of seconds. “uh huh…” then he grabs your chin and starts making out with you and it gets pretty intense tbh.

he does have respect though! he makes sure to stop himself before he gets arrested for public indecency and before he takes advantage on your slight drunken state.

leon’s kisses are def something you can’t forget!

[hazbinhazmeinachokehold]

Sorry if I’m a bother, if that’s the case feel free to skip over this one.

I freaking loved it! I’m now inspired to draw Sam with the overlords now! If it’s not too much trouble could I ask for Zestial, Charlie and the rest of the hotel’s reactions to Sam?

(Ooo!😳 what if for Angel’s it’s Valentino who tries to hurt him?! That could get messy!)

A/n: Nah dude you're fine! Though I don't write for Zestial (not that that's your fault I keep forgetting to put that in the rules.)

Warnings (?): nothing major happens but Val's here so warning for abuse. Also, Alastor is hurt in Husk's part and Val is hurt in Angel's part, it's nothing graphic but if you don't want to read about that skip those parts.

!!!not proofread!!!

Charlie: Just as cuddly as you! Gladly accepts any candy from you. She ends up getting candy from the hotel for you. Let's you tag along if it's safe (or at least what she assumes you can handle.) Despite being the princess of Hell it's a known fact that she's a pushover and usually refuses to use her powers. So it's not that much of a surprise when someone attacks her. What is a surprise is how you react. I'm going to be honest, she is at least a little scared of you now. Though she's pretty sure you'd only attack people when they hurt your friends. We’re about 80% sure they're harmless.

Vaggie: She ain't too keen on cuddles, but isn't totally against it. She's not great with kids when they're just chilling so she doesn't know what to do. Also, she isn't one for sweets but appreciates the gesture. You remind her of Charlie in a weird way (but like platonic obviously.) Vaggie got some crayons for today's bonding activity when some random sinner attacked Vaggie. Before Vaggie could defend herself the sinner was ripped off of her. She just stared dumbfounded as you took care of the sinner. Well, there goes her thinking you're like Charlie. I mean sure you seemed sweet when somebody attacked a person you liked. You became terrifying and did anything to defend them- wait never mind you're more like Charlie now.

Angel Dust: Kinda creeped out by you before you do anything tbh. You follow him around nearly everywhere and keep offering him candy, despite barely knowing each other. But he understands you're a kid and may have a hard time showing you care, but he sets a ground rule: NEVER follow him to work. It's not a place for kids to be, and you followed that! Valentino just couldn't keep his hands off Angel even out of the studio. You too were just at a park, it was night so no one was really around. Until Valentino spotted Angel, you didn't hear any of the words that were said between them. But you did see Valentino hit Angel and that was the end of that. Seeing you almost kill Valentino was horrifying but also very cathartic. After the initial shock wears off you get about 20 bags of candy and however much cuddle time you want.

Husk: He's pretty blunt about finding you off-putting. But you don't seem to care and still follow him around like a lost puppy. The fact that him insulting you didn't sour your opinion of him even a little bit concerns him. So he starts to look after you. Not because he cares about you! Just because it'd be messed up to let a kid get manipulated no matter who they are. He totally cares about you. He gives chocolate milk or any sweet drink you like at the bar. One day Husk decided to stand up to Alastor which seemed to be a huge mistake on Husk's part. It would have been if it wasn't for you walking in on the scene. The threats were made good on. Just towards Alastor instead of him doing them. Husk is a little shaken up but hey he's probably free now. Gets you any candy you want and shows you a shit ton of card tricks.

Niffty: Tbh I don't have much to say about her. She finds you interesting but doesn't give you much thought. Though eventually when you protect her she returns your affection. Because you are scary and small which are both things she is.

Sir Pentious: (this is while he's in hell btw) Not great with kids. Like I don't think the egg bois are kids but even if they are the only experience he has with kids is his minions. But he does try! He does care for kids. He'll get you candy and cuddle if you want. He used to try to take over territories a lot. He always failed but he still made a lot of enemies that way. So when one of them finds him and tries to hurt him while you're around? I mean if he still wants that territory he can definitely take it now. To be honest I think he'd find you cool, even if you're more than a little scary.

[anonymous-dentist]

AU in which Cellbit used to want to murder people when he was a teenager, but then he. Got better. And now he does harmless private detective work and pretends that he doesn’t dream of cutting people open every night when he goes to bed.

Sometimes he helps the local government agency, the Federation, solve things. He solves murders because he’s good at getting into the murderers’ minds- too good, actually, it’s kinda freaky tbh. But he gets the job done and he doesn’t usually freak out too badly afterwards despite his sister’s worrying.

Said sister is Bagi, an Actual Detective working (begrudgingly) for the Federation, and she’s super worried about her brother. She complains to her maybe-girlfriend Tina, who says, “Hey, if you’re worried, I’ve got this friend who’s a psych student. He isn’t a therapist or anything, but he’s pretty chill. Maybe he and your brother will get along.”

In comes Roier, who starts getting along with Cellbit immediately, much to Bagi’s delight. Finally, someone her brother can hang out with! This’ll help him calm down and “act normal” again!

And then the Federation calls Cellbit in for a consultation again, and, whoops, wouldn’t you know it? They’ve got a serial killer on their hands, and he’s eating the shit out of people.

Coincidentally, Cellbit starts having dinner with Roier more often. He can’t help it, Roier’s such a good cook!

[xxsweetoothxx]

1) Thank you for speaking up about the whole “let the creepypasta fandom die” shit, I was worried that only a few of us were gonna say anything and then be made fun of like we’re the crazy ones

2) I’m honestly disappointed to see this from the creator because I was genuinely hyped for their Blessed To Be Wicked project

3) I guess I’m asking this as someone who bounces in and out of the Creepypasta fandom, but do you think the fandom has gotten more gatekeepy over the years? Possibly to please people like this?

4) LOVE your LJ context omg I love my clown boy. He’s so cute a spunky lol

Yeah dude! I think majority of people would disagree with it tbh from what I've seen now days a LOT of the fandom seems pretty chill with the harmless stuff they're complaining about. Like I'm all for seeing people make content that's meant to be what theyre asking for. Like I love seeing people actually try and make really well written thought out scary horror content and can appreciate that. I honestly do think that Blessed be the Wicked looked dope as hell and was interested in learning more about it too! but now I don't even really care anymore after seeing the mindset of who's making it. Reading what was essentially the about post for it was the most pretentious ass shit I ever read in regards to slendervers/creepypasta content.

I remember people being absolutely RUTHLESS back in the 2010s but I think most of the people who were assholes back then either grew the fuck up and realized they were being dicks or eventually lost interest and never came back to the fandom. So I think it's safe to say there's less of it. But it's unfortunately still there.

Glad to know you enjoy my content! The clown especially is a lot of fun to draw and come up with stuff for.

[doomstar-requiem-sharks]

Redoing the first post I ever did on this blog: Trying to assign a shark to CFO🦈

The first time i did this I was honestly very nervous about putting my stupid takes out into the fandom, but I'm ready now, and I have stronger CFO shark opinions. I'm linking to all the sharks' Wikipedia pages, for those interested in sharks!!

I gotta be honest, this is about Charles, but mostly this post is me sharing fun shark facts. I hope you guys are chill with that.

Same as the last time, I still have some honorable mentions.

(ALSO i tagged this post under some shark tags, this is the guy we're talking about, btw, I'd love for you guys to vote in the poll at the bottom of the post)

I considered something like the Basking Shark. However, they're quite large, and I think Charles looks harmless, so the Basking shark was out. Additionally, despite they're large size, they're pretty docile. They're one of the three species of sharks that eat plankton! But, I envisioned a slightly more slender, swift hunter type of shark.

I also considered a type of Thresher Shark, as I liked their unique appearance, but ultimately I couldn't decide on a species. I think I wanted Charles to be one just because they have cool caudal fins.

I very briefly considered The Great White, because to most people that's the shark. But I just wasn't feeling it. They're cute, but I don't see Charles being one.

In the original post I listed The Silky Shark, but I'm taking this back, because now that I think about it, I just wanted Charles to be a Silky Shark because they're my favorite....

Moving on to the real choices now.

Bull Shark (Carcharhinus leucas)

The Bull Shark is one of my favorite sharks. It's in the family Carcharhinidae, which makes it a Requiem Shark! (which is also where I get my tumblr name from) I didn't do this on purpose, but all the sharks in this list are actually Requiem Sharks. Requiem sharks are known for being very fast and efficient hunters, and of course the Bull Shark is no exception. Bull Sharks are known to be aggressive towards people, alongside the Great White and the Tiger shark (though don't let a certain awesome 1975 movie fool you, you're odds of being attacked by sharks are very slim, these bad boys are just know for doing it the most) Bull sharks are euryhaline, meaning they can adapt to water of varying salinity, meaning they can do just fine in freshwater. This sort of adaptability reminds me of Charles, and tbh, I think Bull Sharks just kind of look like him some how.

Blue Shark (Prionace glauca)

The Blue Shark looks like a goober. You can find them fucking everywhere, check out this map from Wikipedia. They're one of the most wide-spread shark species!

The Blue Shark's name isn't a stretch, they really are blue! Curious, and not typically aggressive, they've been known to approach divers. They're also known to be more social than other sharks, and sometimes travel in schools separated by sex, at least as juveniles. It's slender, streamlined appearance makes me think of Charles, in the sense that somehow the Blue shark looks like it'd wear a suit, but maybe more like a silly colored suit. Like blue! The long pectoral fins also remind me of him, for some reason. I don't know why, it's not like he has long arms?

If you're familiar with the BLÅHAJ, you may know the blue shark! The common name for Prionace glauca in both Swedish and Dutch is blåhaj, which just means Blue Shark!

Oceanic Whitetip Shark (Carcharhinus longimanus)

A shark with a very good design, look at that aesthetically pleasing coloring and the rounded fins? This is someone's OC shark, i swear. The Oceanic Whitetip is listed as critically endangered by the IUCN. They cannot pump water through their gills, so they're one of the shark species that has to always be moving! They're more leisurely while swimming, and have been known to breach the water.

Honestly, I think this is a good candidate for Charles shark because I just love the way these sharks look!

Sandbar shark (Carcharhinus plumbeus)

This silly guy is the Sandbar shark, one of the largest costal sharks in the world! They're known for their brownish coloring (another common name for them is the brown shark) and their tall dorsal fin. They also have rather large pectoral fins. They are listed as endangered, as they are hunted for their fins. I chose this shark honestly because it's brown, and the aforementioned tall dorsal fin. I was mostly choosing the sharks based on looks, and this one easily looks the most like Charles to me.

Anyways, thanks for reading my silly shark post! When I did this like, three months ago, I was working on this AU thingy, but I'd got totally sidetracked trying to assign a damn shark to Charles. The original idea was he was gonna be like... y'know, a mermaid or something, but I never got around to working on it, mostly because of the sharks. If you have any interest in it, I could do Dethklok/any one else from MTL as sharks. Honestly, i'd love an excuse to combine my interests.

Oh also.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

ryry will you tell us about the ojv sp parents! or their relationships with the sp boys? like stan ft shelley ( love stan and shell) sharon and rancid ( ik u touched on that one but im nosy ) or like kyle ft. the broflovskis? those dynamics? or how the broflovskis feel abt stan and stan’s parents abt kyle, vice versa? ill also accept star seven fam situations anythin u want go crazy go stupid

( also i love u mwahmwahmwahmwahmwaaaah )

Oh I ABSOLUTELY WILL!!! And I will get WAY too into it!!! Gonna be sticking with the Marshes and Broflovskis this ask, but I’ll get to the rest of the ojv star seven sometime! (This bouta be convoluted tbh)

So starting with my darling Stanathan, Sharon and Randy Jackass Marsh divorced for good when our boy was 12. At this point the only thing Shelley and Stan agreed on was that their parents should NOT be together and when shit was finalized they were both like FUCK YEAH MOM TAKE US OFF THIS FARM!!! And Sharon moved them back into their old house. Randy’s pretty much all over the place and not NEARLY the dad he thinks he is, but the kids still have to spend weekends at the farm a few times a month.

And like a lot of little kids, especially little boys, Stan REALLY looked up to his dad when he was younger. Like that’s his dad, the “cool” parent. But about the time Stan turned 10 and his mental health went through a really bad spot, he started to see the world a LOT less idealistically and ESPECIALLY started seeing the nuance of the people in his life. A lot of people are selfish. And his father is a prime example of that.

That’s not to say OrangeJuiceVerse Randy is truly insidious. He’s not. He just genuinely doesn’t think about anything that doesn’t directly affect him, or acknowledge that his actions can hurt other people. He’s selfish. And a lot of the reason Shelley and Stan had a rocky relationship when they’re young is because she’s four years older than her brother, and she sees their dad for all his bullshit long before Stan does, and a 14 year old Shelley is honestly jealous of that innocence. That, and the general teenage angst, but once they’re on the same page, it’s very “Annoyed Siblings vs Parents Who Need To Get Their Shit Together”. Like Sharon and Randy will be fighting again and they just share that Sibling Look lmao.

That brings me to my queen Sharon. That woman’s highest priority is her kids, always, which is a lot of the reason she gets so exasperated with Randy. Like during Stan’s stint as the poster child football star of South Park, well after the divorce, she is calling him up like “REALLY RANDY?!? You’ll use our boy to promote your weed business but can’t be bothered to come to a single game?!?” She and Sheila have also been essentially second mothers to their sons sbfs forever, and the families have been fused for style’s entire lives.

Also, Stan is a total mamas boy. Both his own and Kyle’s. He has been known to call his mother ‘dude’ because he calls everyone that and he’s very “yes ma’am” with Sheila most of the time but they’re so close that once he called HER dude and she wasn’t even phased she just likes that Stan likes her enough to feel comfortable like that lmfao. He and Sheila tag team being overly concerned about Kyle and they totally gang up on him when he’s not taking care of himself.

With Stan and Gerald, it’s a really casual thing. Like they’re mostly chill towards each other. Unless Gerald is around Randy, in which case Gerald’s dumbass tendencies come out full force, because Gerald’s kind of an idiot but he’s pretty harmless other than some minor cyber bullying and Randy Shenanigans.

So Ike. Ike and Stan have SO much fun together, especially as they get older, like they’re playing video games together, especially the puzzle games that frustrate Kyle, and when Ike’s in high school he goes to Stan for advice on things he’s too embarrassed to ask his brother about (Stan is not the person to ask for advice) and it’s so funny bc like they’re adults and Kyle will wake up at 3am for water and Stan’s in the office on the GTA RP with Ike and they’re trying to get kicked out of servers by pissing off the mods

Kyle time bois!!! As much as he tries to deny it, he is a LOT like his mother. He can be stubborn and reactive, sometimes preachy, but they’re like that because they just care so damn much about everything and everyone. If there’s an injustice to be found, they’re fighting it. And they’re both incredibly nurturing and passionate about loved ones. But because they’re so much alike, they tend to argue. At the end of the day, though, Kyle loves his mom and she loves him.

His relationship with his father was a little strained in high school. Gerald’s well meaning encouragement to push Kyle to succeed came off as IMPOSSIBLE expectations and the pressure Ky felt was on him was enormous, because Gerald really sucks at communication in a sensitive way. He actually felt a lot of guilt, for a long time, about unintentionally stressing his son out to the point that it got to. Kyle didn’t blame him really, mostly himself for getting so carried away, but he did have to learn to take everything Gerald says with a grain of salt.

Kyle and Ike ayyyyyy! Dude even if Kyle kind of terrorized Ike when he was like 8 because he thought that’s what big brothers were supposed to do, he grows into the best big brother and it’s HILARIOUS when Ike’s in middle school and Kyle’s trying WAY too hard to be cool and friends with him and Ike CONSISTENTLY reads him for absolute filth, makes fun of him for everything he can, and rips on him. He has totally told him that he likes Stan better and Kyle was like “yeah, well so do I!” “no shit, homo!” It’s all in good fun, they really love each other a lot, and if anyone fucks with Ike? They are getting the Kyle Rage Volcano.

Shelleys always been kinda indifferent towards all Stan’s friends unless they’re bothering her, but when Kyle and Stan got together, she gave him the ‘take care of my baby brother’ speech. Over the years they come to know each other pretty well, are even friends, maybe not as close as Stan and Ike, but still.

Kyle and Sharon are lowkey BESTIES dude Kyle is Team Sharon from day one. He adores his mother in law, sits with her at football games, loves gushing over Stan with her, just really enjoys her company. As a kid it’s because her more quiet nature is a break from his own mom, but as he gets older, he is the CAPTAIN of Sharon Defense Squad, because

Kyle does not like Randy. And OrangeJuiceVerse Kyle is someone who truly wants to see the good in everyone, give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Not Randy. Like he was 7 years old witnessing Randy Bullshit and he was like “dude your dads a jackass” and Stan was all “he’s okay” but over the years that exasperation with his best friend’s dad turned into an actual grudge, because how could this deranged man not see the emotional toll he was taking on his own son? Why didn’t he care about Stan? Didn’t he give a shit that he was hurting Kyle’s favorite person in the entire world? And Kyle does NOT try to hide the fact that he hates Randy, out here glaring at him, telling him off when he does something stupid (and it’s scary tbh, like OJV Kyle isn’t very intimidating until he’s mad, then he’s snapping like an angry fox) like bruh Kyle was SCREAMING at Randy kicking him out of the wedding for bringing alcohol to his SOBER SON like an uncaring dick, meanwhile Stan was more upset that his dad bothered a beehive lmfao. Kyle ‘Speak No Evil Take No Shit’ Broflovski, everyone. Randy’s a little scared of him.

That’s what I got, my dearest, THANK YOU FOR ASKING I LOVE THINKING ABT OJV!!!

[yandere-blushblush-writer]

Oh….what about erm…..Volks, Kelby, and uhhh maybe Nimh as well? Yandere headcanons, please and thank you!!

you don’t have to of course, if you don’t like what I requested that’s okay. You can delete if you don’t want to :)

love your work btw!

-conflict

[Of course I can and thank you for that. If you wish for me to change anything please do not fear to tell me as I am understandable and can make changes to your request! I am sorry this was late my dearest!]

Requested:Yes

Gender:Male reader

Platonic or romantic:Romantic

TW/CW:Yandere behaviors, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive relationship,abusive behavior,blood,all for entertainment purposes only

VOLKS HAS ENTERED

•Ah the edgelord wolf seems to have taken a liking to you…pity

•He Will loves little gifts that you like at first

•Hell start completely harmless,just being possessive and jealous of you

•Soon the more time goes without you as his lover the more manic and harmful he gets

•Anyone who flirts with you? Mauled by a Wolf. Someone hurt you? Seems like an accident sent them to the hospital. Someone even dating you? Oh no they’ve broken up with you and has been as missing

•He’d slowly make you isolate yourself from others

•Once he confesses your mental health is probably bad so you’d say yes not realizing you sealed your fate

•If you reject he just stares at you. He’d take his anger out once he’s at home

•He’d still make sure you’ll fall in love with him

“Mine mine MINE!”

KELBY HAS ENTERED

•Ah the athletic rooster..impossible to put run :)

•He will not be chill at all,leaving love notes,chocolates,necklaces and bracelets with your initials

•He will flirt and hit on you any given appropriate point! He will give you pet names in a romantic way like “Baby” or “Babe” or “MY man” or “MY husband”

•He’s basically attached to the hip with you

•Scares off any man and or women that tries to flirt or date you because your his

•He confesses and you probably say yes as he can actually hide it pretty well

•If you reject him then he’s kidnapping you. He’s not wasting any time because your his

“My amazing lovely beautiful and handsome husband~”

NIMH HAS ENTERED(kinda hate this little fucker tbh)

•yes the annoying ass bunny…that you can break his ankles

•Harmless,he can’t do shit physical and he knows it so he does the mental way

•He can’t scare off or threaten anyone not to flirt with you unlike the other two

•Hell just became very attached to you and make sure to worm his way into your heart and social and private life :)

•You ain’t having no privacy at all

•If you reject him he’ll gaslight you into accepting it because he’d start crying(You can see my hate towards this bunny showing and I’m trying not to show it)

•If you accept his confesses he acts like normal him but extra possessive and jealous

“MY BOYFRIEND”

[cedar-sunshine]

intro to my OCs just for background as I will be posting them

I have two WIPs, one solo and one with my best friend. The solo one is called Star for now and the one I'm collaborating on is currently nameless and I refer to it as 'the comic' which is incredibly specific and great for categorical tags (I'll probably just tag it with a sun emoji tbh).

Star takes place in a post apocalyptic world featuring two very queer very mentally struggling main characters who might kiss or might just cry a lot (follow me to find out!)

The comic takes place on a cool island summer camp with magic (if this reminds you of lumberjanes, that was the inspiration, I wanted to make a story about queer kids interacting with magic, sort of like escapism cause it's all positive and fun) and has a pretty diversely queer cast (I love them all deeply)

My OCs for star

Tristan- transmasc (he/him most likely), unlabeled queer in terms of romanticism, and probably asexual idk. Autistic coded imo. Really likes plants, pretty depressed. Strong believer that everything is bad and nothing good will ever happen and the world is over

Orion/Ori (or-ee)- transmasc, pretty chill about pronouns but generally prefers he and maybe they, as long as it isn't she he doesn't care. Achillean. In denial about everything and very optimistic. Pretty high energy and outgoing

My OCs for the comic (I swear we'll name it sometime) not exhaustive but this should be the ones I reference the most

Atlas- he/they, transmasc aroace, AuDHD, his main special interest is magic and magical beings and stuff like that. Knowledgeable and passionate about this to the point where he will correct adults who study magic if they're wrong. Also very into plants and plant identification and just nature stuff in general. Dude could write a handbook.

Alexander/Alex- he/him, brother figure for atlas. He's got a big sword and might be the reincarnation of king Arthur (he found the sword in a cool lake). Has no inclination to be the king of britain or whatever. Bi? Gay? Who knows. His love interest is a man

Lee - he/it/whatever honestly he doesn't care, devil (got some rad horns and shit, he can't fly) who likes to play at being a villain, pretty harmless and honestly just likes to fuck with people. Would wear a dress. Has worn a dress. Will wear a dress. Queer (he says that he's 'gay for every gender'). Gives his boyfriend (above) regular heart attacks (its. For his health. You know)

Athena - she/her probably, transfem and of questionable romantic orientation. Descended from a god, probably a minor god of summer or spring or something. She can set stuff on fire and glow and whatever. She's figuring it out. She also rarely puts on shoes

Angel - he/him but doesn't mind neutral pronouns, probably wont realize that neo or xenopronouns are referring to him though. He's the group counselor and generally just sort of tags along and watches to make sure they don't die. Has a lot of faith in them and encourages them to do stupid shit he thinks is funny. He does keep them safe but like. He lets them have fun. Polyam, bi with a very strong preference for men. Has rad wings (his name is incredibly on the nose)

Vince (he/him) and odyssey/essie/s(any but prefers masc words referring to them): angels boyfriends who don't actually show up much but I feel very strongly about them and I think they're all very cute together. Vince is the golden retriever, essie is the black cat, angel is the orange cat.

anyways if anyone actually read all that, that's rad!! I hope you like them. I will probably be posting a ton about them soon if you're interested!

Have a great day!

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

Hi! I'm in love with all of odnlb, but one thing that I loved the most was how you handled the power ups. We already saw the fox, bee, snake and even the ladybug miraculous in the fic, what about the other miraculous? What power up do you think they could have? Or is there any canon power you would change? Like the tiger and goat being very similar to the cat and ladybug miraculous, or maybe the rooster being... well, the rooster power. I'm just in love with the idea of epic powers! In the show almost all of them look very harmless, but the concept could work better with more danger :D

i'm SO glad you like my take on the power-ups! i am a huge fan of the superhero genre in general and i consume all kinds of superhero content (marvel, dc, & even shows like invincible and the boys) so a lot of my power-ups are inspired by some of my favorte supers.

black cat power up - will be shown in odnlb. we kind of saw it already in the chapter 11 flashback, but he will use it again in present time. so i'll let you ponder that one a bit longer ;) or you can go read my other fic what makes a monster because i did it there too jkasd;kjafk;afk;f

turtle - will be shown in odnlb ;)

bee - got one more power up out of her in odnlb ;)

rabbit - she's pretty op already but i'm thinking the power up is reality-hopping. she can already access alternate timelines as shown in chat blanc, so being able to go back and forth between them is most likely her biggest ability.

butterfly - will be shown in odnlb >;)

ox - since his power is immunity to other powers, his power up would probably be nullifying the power used against him!

horse - portal to other realities/dimensions! he can't go back and forth in time, but i am imagining america chavez level dimension hopping. he and alix can chill in the hot dog dimension.

mouse - multiply without getting smaller (if she wants); can grow or shrink if she so wishes

monkey - since he can malfunction a holder's powers, i can see him being extra trickster-y and start swapping them with other powers too. imagine tigress comes at him with clout and he swaps it right then and there with voyage... it would be uproariously funny omg

dog - she can fetch an object she touches with her ball; what if she is able to track an object given to her already? that would be hella useful if trying to track down stolen miraculous!

dragon - will be shown in odnlb ;)

tiger - it's a little different from the black cat miraculous. cataclysm makes something bad happen to the target, but clout makes tigress one-punch-man essentially. i think a good power up would be non-contact clout; she can just aim and fire for as many times as she likes without detransforming.

goat - this is one i would change. it's the miraculous of passion, so why not make genesis generate abilities instead of objects? but not magical abilities, like the butterfly miraculous. i'm thinking non-magical abilities, like a singing talent or a strategy talent. "oh no i don't know what to do. quick nathaniel, make me smart." boom, all kinds of problems solved.

rooster - it's pretty much the butterfly miraculous...? right? something i don't get because his power is sublimation. what would make more sense to me is if he could shapeshift! he would be able to transform into any animal or person he needs to without detransforming.

pig - this one has so much potential!!!!!!!! she could do mass hypnosis, trap all of france in a dream state that they wouldn't want to wake up from because they'd be living out their heart's desire in their heads. maybe she'd even be able to go into those visions and talk to the victims and get them to tell her all their secrets. tbh this is the one i'd be the most scared of.

peacock - will be shown in odnlb ;)

[cringecanto]

félix headcanons lets gooooo

you know how he was in the deleted scene (Chores)? that's just him when he was younger

he had zero tact, would cut people off, was very loud but also the funniiiiiest person youve ever met

being with pepa actually taught him to think before he spoke, as well as to let people finish their thoughts

was in love with pepa the moment he saw her (obviously)

people actually didn't consider him attractive when he was younger. great guy, great worker, but in the looks department? eh. average.

....that's until he was older. dude aged like Fine Fucking Wine. not bc he did anything specific. he got older, got more and more confident, and thus more sexy ;) he didnt have time to worry about what others thought of him, especially when he had a hot wife and great kids

best friends with agustín (also obviously)

(they kissed once LOL)

they used to be a musical duo, where félix would sing and play the tiple while agustín played the piano. those two were a riot playing together

was actually scared shitless of bruno before he got with pepa.

he was a bit of a chismoso, so hed heard all the rumors and assumed they were true

ofc he changed his mind when he saw bruno was kind of just...harmless

him and bruno were terrible together tho lmao. if they talked to you, your feelings were 100% gonna be hurt

(it wasn't on purpose, and agustín usually did damage control)

félix got better at that, bruno Did Not

he's very theatrical. the whole family is tbh but he's like, theatre kid theatrical. so is pepa (thats why they get along so great <3)

he gets hype around parties and gossip (which is what he does, ah, a lot) but he's pretty down the earth and chill

his kids got his temperament! tho camilo and dolores more so than antonio (that little guy is gonna take after his mom-)

loves massages. giving them, receiving them-

very much a family man!

he thinks his kids are the *funniest* people in the world. they all have that comedic timing, unintentional or not

(the cool color family are includes as his kids. he loves em all)

[aphrodict]

HELLO HELLO congrats on 280 followers :D can I request a matchup? (I'm bi so any and all genders are fine)

personality-wise I'm rather introverted irl and pretty chill but when I'm comfortable with someone I talk a lot and my conversations can be fast paced or go into deep topics depending on the person I'm conversating with. But I get tired when interacting for too long (social battery problems). I have a "if it happens, it happens" mentality. I also am bad at expressing my emotions and weaknesses lol even in romantic relationships I tend to bully my love interest and I'm very awkward with lovey dovey things irl. Ah also I am always tired and I am addicted to caffeine.

For hobbies I guess I write? That's mostly it tbh lol I really like cool rocks (crystal collector hehe), tarot and interesting products (makeup with interesting designs, nice smelling perfume or soaps, etc). As for dislikes I don't like foul smelling things like cigarettes, people in general and tedious work. My love language is mostly acts of service and sometimes gift giving.

My type is someone who is willing to go the extra mile to understand me and listen to me while not forcing me to do things out of my comfort zone. I think I prefer someone who I can banter with at times whether it's like teasing or harmless bullying. Also someone who is open to physical touch but specifically hugging and cuddling.

Thank you very much and congrats once again!

a/n : tysm for being patient!! if you’re uncomfy with a situation lmk and ill try my best to change it for you !!

i pair you with : yae miko, zhongli, tartaglia

yae miko

miko is actually quite chill as well! she likes to tease you most of the time and plays along with your bullying

she tries her best to understand how you feel if you cant explain them, she can read you very well

miko takes care of you when you’re tired. she would bring you some of your favorite food, or you two would stay at the cat island in inazuma to rest

since miko is experienced with editing some books, she can help you improve with writing! one of her favorite things you two would do is stay at the shrine and have snacks on the side as you start writing

she loves to listen to your interests! when you two are doing nothing but talk about what you like, even if you start rambling, she listens and listens until your done. she sneaks in some of her opinions or playful remarks as well

miko is fine with pda, if its not your thing, thats no problem! she can cuddle with you or give you affection in private. if its getting too akward for your liking, she’ll try her best to adjust

zhongli

again, zhongli absolutely loves hearing you ramble. something about you talking about this crystal you saw the other day, or about how you found this pretty cafe with good smelling coffee

he loves how you show so much loves for your interests. so whenever he sees you smile when he gives you gifts? oh my god he melts

zhongli reminds you to take a break every once in a while, he can tell if you’re tired or not as well!

although he is the tea person, he doesnt mind brewing coffee for you as well!

tartaglia

he spoils you, thats it

tell him if a tarot deck caught your eye or if this perfume smells really good, he’ll buy it for you no questions asked!

he’d be the one initiating things in your relationship, he would hold your hand in public and show you affection- but if you say you’re uncomfy then he’ll stop

loves your cuddles, would pat your head sometimes

really really nice! he puts up with your playful bullying and teases you back

@aphrodicts-imagination : event : event mlist

[qingxintea]

heartbreak avenue (4) || albedo x reader

https://qingxintea.tumblr.com/post/668802979671982080/on-heartbreak-avenue-with-albedo-5-gender

will we meet on bakers street... or find ourselves on melrose avenue?

gender neutral reader.

mentions of spiking

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- my mans is out of glaze lilies for an experiment once again. like sir stock up :skull:

- travels to liyue,, he gets lost bc hes not that familiar with the map (bc you would always offer to get them for him, like in my cecilia flowers post) (real ones know)

- and ventures inside the city instead, where he seems to come across you again. (not clickbait)

- he doesn't try to get ur attention, just observes. especially after ...

- anyway 👹👹

- you were with hu tao, chilling around her workplace as he studies the lilies growing nearby

- subconsciously (did i spell that right.) he focuses on your conversation. he doesnt mean to, its a natural instinct he has

- "y/n. it seems you've been distant for awhile, and to be honest, im only worried. do... would you like my help in getting over him?"

- you chuckled for a moment, then shifted your gaze to setting sun. "ah... the story just doesn't bother me anymore."

- "oh dear, when will you learn to stand for yourself... im curious, if you dont mind me asking, why did you suppress your feelings to help your friend..?" hu tao followed your gaze in the same direction, legs swinging back and forth on the wooden bench.

- "you see, its that before, he showed no signs of interest in me. i doubt he will- would've returned my feelings. but the way his eyes lit up when the topic was about her... its just a harmless thing i wanted to keep forever."

- "does that still remain true?"

- "..."

- and an inaudible sentence after that. 😔⛓🥀🖤

- oh.

- so you have? had? feelings for him. (little bit to late but he’s still learning 🥺)

- yet the way you had bitterly looked into his eyes and said, “im not y/n.” it made him feel like youve despised him this whole time..

- hu tao takes you to stroll around wuwang hill, or so he hears.

- recall in part 2 traveller visited your house, right?

- so albedo def knows your address 👹👹

- anyways drops a bundle of his hard earned glaze lilies by your doorstep. because fuck an experiment, youre worth so much more. (/j) (/g)

- so like hes about to leave liyue right?

- but you come out of nowhere

- he spent too much time reflecting ig 💀

- you notice him and he looks back . you already know there’s something to be discussed that you couldnt escape from

- “...let’s talk at my house.” you blankly said

- he only agrees .

- when you reached your doorstep, he was expecting to see the flowers

- but they were gone !

- did he place it at the wrong house ? no, he couldn’t have made a mistake like that , plus the address number was the same

- so... someone must’ve taken them. how disappointing.

- you two enter . nice house tbh

- anyways you told him to sit on the couch as you made yourselves tea

- so meanwhile u were in the kitchen . took ur phone and called hu tao . she picked up ,,

- “i need you to stay quiet, ok? come if you see i’m in trouble.”

- “was literally our plan from the start but ok”

- you softly laughed, grabbing two identical teacups and a serum from your cabinet

- made the tea. poured it in, then poured the serum into the right cup.

- it wasn’t supposed to do any harm, just make whoever sleep bc you didn’t really have the energy to discuss anything with him rn

- also you would never want to harm him so like

- you set them down on the table, then sitting across from him. “...so?”

- albedo takes it in his hands, the heat of it pretty questionable as it felt like fucking molten lava flowing through his hands

- he didn’t prepare for this really, he was expecting for you to find the flowers as he poured out how much you meant to him or other stuff

- why not follow along that, then?

- but before he could say anything, you spoke up first, uncomfortable with the silence.

- “a little star told me that they’d have to take my soul if i destroyed mondstadt.��� you deadass yawned and snorted with a straight face, and the sentence implied of you mocking his future. “unbelievable, isn’t it?” you sarcastically added.

- when had you even learned to act like this? he was taken aback, unfamiliar with your personality though he had known you for so long.

- regardless, he took a sip and responded, “if you think it is... sure.” also meant backhandedly as if ppl were supposed to believe your every word as if u were a god(dess)

- you watched as he set the cup back down, curious on how the serum wasn’t taking effect though it was supposed to be immediate. maybe after awhile.

- “why don’t you drink your tea? i remember that you don’t like them cold.” words from albedo truly 😻😻

- he remembers.

- you scoffed, crossing your legs. “i only made it this hot because i remember you don’t like them hot.” you watched his troubled expression.

- communicating with you has never been this hard.

- staring at the steam floating into the air, you wondered about the serum and noticed no signs of fatigue from albedo. when was it gonna...

- oh, wait.

- you then shifted your gaze to your cup, it’s vibrant color reflecting your irises. FUCK-

- ...your turn now, hu tao.

- picking it up gently and drinking it, you felt the forced tiredness onto, all thoughts void of your mind. tf where did u even get this shit? sketchy 🤨

- then . collapse 💀

- mans was about to take action,, but hu tao . girl is fast as fuck

- appears in a rush of butterflies and picks you up bridal style (hand in marriage now), staring him directly in the eyes

- before anything else, he noticed the glaze lilies stuffed in her sachet. she followed his gaze, picking up his thoughts.

- “i, personally, wouldn’t recommend bringing y/n back. after all... they left for a reason.. but, you do you, i guess.” she looked around, her gaze resting on the unfinished teacups. “just don’t expect it to be easy.”

- and in another flash of butterflies, she escaped, leaving him all alone.

- once again.

“ 💀⛓🖤🥀 “

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ok looks like i got over the fact that i have to write stuff down in order to publish it let’s go ig 👹👹 /hj

[omegawolverine]

I know you posted it days ago but you said something about wanting to rant about either karl or his fanbase and its been itching at my brain. Ive no clue whats happening or what is happening at all cause no one seems to be making clear points?? Or explaining anything?

Obviously you do NOT have to talk about it im sure it might be a sore point to rant because people can get SO needlessly rude to others over it. But if you want to idk explain? Just rant? Im definetly curious what it was over or about.

The "you dont need to talk about this" is amplified by the fact i am DAYS late and you are probably over it by now.

okay hi yes im happy to talk about this but i think i should preface with two things:

1) even tho it may seem like im biased towards him or being very defensive of him im actually a super casual karl viewer and the only reason i am super defensive of him sometimes is bc we act a lot alike irl and that is mainly because of our neurodivegency. when i say a lot i mean we share traits like "annoying" stimming (jumping around, making loud noises, repeating the same phrases until everyone is sick of hearing them), the difficulty reading situations, the very obvious issues with volume control and not just bouncing from subject to subject to subject as we fucking please. basically anything you've seen karl do on stream that is Very Neurodivergent ive done the same in my own way which is why i get defensive when i see people calling him annoying or saying they dont like him, usually for these types of reasons. that being said, when i say im a very casual karl viewer, i fucking mean it. i usually only watch him when he's streaming with other ccs i like or when he's doing chill alt streams bc even with the annoying donos, he's pretty relaxing and comforting when he's just fucking around by himself and he isnt trying to get as hype as he would on a main channel stream. so yeah, it may seem like im biased and sure, i guess i am on some level, but it's not coming from a place of me hyperfixating on him or me even loving him as a cc, it's coming from me being a neurodivergent who likes him just enough to get upset when i see people basically being casually ableist towards him.

2) i dont have all the facts or even a great understanding on what the fuck has been happening recently with his "drama"...mostly bc he talked about it on his priv, which im not on, and people are gatekeeping the tweets, as they always do, and basically making you "dm to see them" (which is already a problem in and of itself bc apparently in these tweets he said he didnt want them being ss and shared, yet they are being shared thru dms over and over and over again like. at that point just stop withholding the information and post the fucking shit, you clearly dont care that he said "dont share"). additionally, most of the threads ive seen on this situation havent actually explained the initial issue, just talked about his apology (a lot of people have said "it's bad" but havent said why and with no screenshots ((i havent asked for someone to dm me them and i still havent seen them posted, which is mildly surprising, but incredibly frustrating at this point)), i only have a few basic details i can actually assess it on) or they talked about the initial issue in very vague details so um. excuse me trying to explain this now, but ill try and make it make sense with how little ive actually pieced together.

(oh, also, here's my first rant about the ableism in this fandom which is way more broad. this is a pretty different rant from that one, but they're both pretty big reasons why i hate this fandoms treatment of karl)

so basically the problems started with mr beast being apart of a charity stream that donated either to autism speaks or to a similar company, im unsure on that part. im also unsure on if the people participating in the stream actually knew of this or not bc, from what i remember, the money was being donated to a separate organization that was like. under the bad company or some shit like that, idk how stuff like that works and also i read about this shit months ago bc this originally happened months ago and just sorta came to a head recently.

anyways, i think karl was supposed to be apart of this stream but pulled out of it right before (that or these were two separate streams and karl was supposed to participate in the first but pulled out while mr beast did both?? idk. regardless karl did not actually participate, just mr beast). from there people started doing the guilt from association bullshit they always do, this was also doubled by the fact that the chris being racist stuff came out sometime around then and basically he got dragged all over twitter for "being ableist" and "supporting racists" and i cant remember if he actually apologized when this originally happened or not. i vaguely remember him apologizing about something back then but i genuinely dont know if it was this or something else.

basically that died down eventually, a good chunk of people unstanned him but him and honktwt didnt end up getting the lovely lil technotwt treatment and they still havent yet, surprisingly. good for them honestly ajsksk

but now we get to the past few weeks and apparently something happened with him "laughing at someone saying the r slur" (it was mizkif, i believe), specifically when it was directed at other people, which is a big yikes, obviously, but when karl was called out for this a lot of people kind of. made this into a situation that it wasnt bc um. basically karl didnt laugh at it, he gave a few nervous giggles, as people often do when in a situation like that (and karl specifically said he does this in the one part of his apology tweet which i did stumble upon, although it wasnt the important part of the apology thread bc why would it be) and people fucking crucified him for it. they quite literally dragged a neurodivergent man for supposedly "laughing at the r slur" when he can literally reclaim it and also he was just nervous laughing.

and this is where the situation just gets really bad because they. basically forced him to admit that he was autistic on his priv to apologize for this. i havent seen the screenshots of him saying this, but i saw people discussing it and i am frankly so fucking pissed about this because sure, it was a bad situation, and i understand people wanting an explanation, but an apology? for a neurodivergent man nervous laughing at a slur he can reclaim? and then forcing the man to admit something he literally said in that tweet he didnt want people to know which is why people were being so gatekeepy about it while also LOUDLY discussing the situation, as if that wouldnt drive MORE PEOPLE to look for screenshots and ways to get ahold of this information? and then people had the audacity to call it a "bad apology" when they had quite literally just violated his privacy by forcing him to admit something that he shouldnt have needed to share in the first place if he didnt want to, which he didnt.

and this is why im so pissed off. karl is already constantly picked at and made fun of and called annoying for his neurodivergent traits, things which he literally cant help, things which are generally harmless, and now he was forced into a situation where he can now be further picked at and made fun of and called annoying bc they forced him to admit something private instead of just understanding and accepting that he had been nervous laughing at someone using a slur he has definetly been called for his neurodivergency.

tldr of my thoughts: yes i think karl needed to address this situation, it definetly looked bad, but twitter stans have this sense of entitlement with their ccs and because of that, they consistently take it way too far and harm the people they claim to care about so dearly. we've seen it happen time and time again with dream, but this is the first time ive seen them basically force someone to out themselves to make their apology "valid" and most of them still seem to not want to accept it anyways, which just makes me feel bad for him bc now that info is out their and people are just disregarding it to continue "holding him accountable".

anyways, i think that's all i can really say on this topic rn tbh, if anyone else knows this situation better please feel free to lmk clarifications and ill add them in since, like i said, i know fuck all thanks to twitter being so goddamn hush hush about the important details while simultaneously being the loudest mfers about how much they hate karl now instead of just fucking unfollowing and moving on.

thanks for the ask and im sorry if this is confusing!! i just think this is one of those weird situations where like. i think karl deserved some criticism for what happened and how he handled it or at least he shouldve been asked to address it but that just. isnt what happened, at all. he was harrassed. karl got harrassed and because of that he handled this situation even more sloppily than he probably wouldve and exposed private info about himself that he didnt feel comfortable doing and it just. fucking sucks tbh.

[wulg]

blitzen and the dragon energy + hunter stuff !!

oh yeah sure!!!

He's a Crimsonglow Valstrax, which is a type of Valstrax that mutated (it possesses more dragon energy than it ordinarily naturally should have).

it's hard to find a good pic of a valstrax so here's the figurine, this is a normal one btw. They're basically dragons with jetplane wings. like the wings function like jets, but the "fuel"/energy is "dragon energy". (Dragon energy/element is an element (like fire, water, ice, etc.) in Monster Hunter. tbh it's not really specified what it is? one neat theory I saw online was that it's radiation, but this isn't confirmed anywhere. it's generally kinda regarded as some ancient energy source possessed by monsters)

Usually Valstrax are pretty chill, they spend majority of their lives way up in the atmosphere zooming around the skies (they only accidentally bump into airships by complete accident). they're also classified as Elder Dragons, which are the Legendary Pokemon of the monster hunter universe (although they're more like "forces of nature" rather than gods, and there's multiple of them all in canon)

however you then have the Crimson Glows, as I said, the mutated version which are overflowing with dragon energy constantly. this overflow basically causes them nonstop pain (it's a physical toll on them) so as a result, they're extremely aggressive and dangerous bc they're always in pain (i also hc they try to use up their excess of dragon energy in combat and whatnot to try and get rid of it, like venting of sorts

In canon!! crimson glow valstraxes have been recorded being the cause of the destruction of at least one civilization and theyre considered evil and bad omens. Blitzen happens to be the offspring of one of these Valstrax that caused so much destruction, and. uh, yeah, the hunter's guild (Which is p much what it sounds like on the tin, but I can explain them more in detail) kind of want to get rid of the crimsonglows for both the threat to the ecosystem they present, as well as danger to humans + whatnot. he's different in that he somehow managed to tolerate the dragon energy to an extent and isn't a threat to humans, and he usually stays away from a lot of living things because of the potential danger he could cause to them, but he's pretty harmless

i can talk more about any specific hunter stuff if you'd like but that's some more info on Valstrax/Crimson Glow Valstrax!!!

honestly my descriptions dont do valstrax justice, if you're curious about them you should check out their ecology videos (theyre rly short animations :D)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wSA1-50DE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDbPvOrTSmA