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maybe the cast + overlords reaction to rosie's biological child reader who also is a cannibal

(you don't have to if you don't wanna)

a/n: Since sinners can't have kids, you'd have to be her kid when you were alive. I also did this with the characters I had ideas for.

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Charlie: She likes your mom, so she is just excited to see you. She is very bubbly, if not a bit put off by the fact that you were a cannibal as a child (though you are the child of the leader of cannibal town). I feel like she'd get along well with Roise's kid, Roise seems like she'd raise a good child. Though she'd prefer if you didn't human body parts when she's there.

Vaggie: Doesn't really trust you but Charlie begs her to meet you so she'll try it. Very weary the whole time. Though she comes around. Idk were to put this but the kid she spared also was a cannibel child.

Alastor: He already knows you! He wouldn't want your soul even when you grow up both out of respect for you and Rosie. You, him and Rosie all have tea together. You know all the overlord gossip.

Lucifer: Does not trust you. You get along with Alastor? No thank you. But then he's reminded that Charlie gets along with Alastor and that Charlie also likes you and is more open to giving you a shot. If he likes you it's like Charlie all over again but it's him trying to take the role of dad away (and he's actually genuine.) If you offer and "food" he will try to decline as politely as possible but looks like his about to vomit.

Husk: Yeah he keeps you at arm's length. I feel like he doesn't trust any overlord. Alastor and by extension, Roise are at the top of thee distrust list. Well Valentino is just above Roise but you get the point. But if you prove yourself trustworthy he softens. Whenever you tell stories with Alastor or cannibalism he not so subtly tries to dissway you. But your moms a cannibal and best friends with Alastor so you can guess how well that goes.

Niffty: Very chaotic together. Loves putting on roach puppet shows for you ever since you were a baby. I feel like your whole relationship is that one scene where her and and Alastor laugh sweetly then it turns insane.

Carmilla: Fellow mother who is also an overlord. While I feel Carmilla and Rosie have a shakey relationship she'd give Roise advice on how to balance being an overlord and a mom. When your an adult she might introduce you to her kids.

A/n:AHHH this took so long I'm sorry!!!

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Well fuck

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Don’t forget about KOSA guys! call the house reps! 📞

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Don't forget to keep calling your House reps! KOSA is quiet right now because the House isn't in session, but when it comes back, KOSA will be at least talked about. I fear they might try to add it to a spending bill like last year. So keep making your voice heard!

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Hello, can I get a Hazbin Crew reaction to seeing Sam or Earving/Black Noir participating in the Turf War or the battle with the exorcists in The show must go?

A/n: I choose Sam. Sam is protective of both Husk and Alastor- don't ask how. PART ONE PART TWO

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After you had trained with Carmila for a while and Roise had let her people help fight, the extermination was here. For the first time, you were a bit scared. But for your friends not you. You were ready to defend your friends with your life.

Soon the sky opened up and exorcists flooded out, Adam and Lute were leading. After a fair amount of exorcists got close Alastor put up a shield.

You transformed into your monster form. Stitched mouth as wide open as it could be. You held multiple Angelic spears as you slaughtered countless exorcists who dared get close to your friends.

Right as you and your friends got confident that you had a chance Adam punched the shield, making it disappear. Shit. You guys still had an angelic weapon though- you could still win this. Right?

You saw Adam fly to Alastor. You had no clue what to do. It was thee Adam. You didn't want to leave Alastor alone to deal with him, but you didn't want to abandon your other friends to deal with the hundreds of exorcists.

You decided to stay down, hoping he could fight back. On your battlefield, you and your friends were slaughtering the angels easier than you'd think.

You couldn't tell if hours or minutes had passed when you saw Sir Pentious's ship fly towards Adam. Then get destroyed. You stood in shock. Charlie called upon her goat bodyguards, Razzle and Dazzle. They came down, turned into their monster forms, and then let the women hop onto them.

But Dazzle was quickly stabbed by Lute causing them to fall. Shit shit shit. You quickly rushed into the hotel where they fell. As soon as you got in you tackled Lute. But you were running on pure adrenaline which was causing you to blunder. Which resulted in Lute being able to overpower and pin you. She grabbed her spear and stabbed it into your arm and you screamed.

Vaggie pulled Lute off of you and threw her to the ground. "You can't even find it in yourself to spare a child." Vaggie's voice had no emotion but was clearly full of hatred.

You pushed yourself up with your good arm. There were bits of shattered glass on the floor. You grabbed a large shard. It dug into your skin but you pushed through and stabbed it into Lute's hand just as she did to you with her spear.

The exorcist snarled and tried to move but Vaggie kept her pinned down. There was a loud scream. Charlie. You and Vaggie looked at each other then Lute. You and Vaggie nodded at each other, and then you ran off to the top of the roof.

By the time you got there, you saw Adam strangling Charlie only to get punched by Lucifer. Despite that, your blood boiled at Adam. It burned hotter when you noticed the lack of Alastor. You were injured and young. It would be stupid to attack Adam.

But when it came to defending your friends you never thought things through.

You rushed toward Adam. He was getting up and since your arms were injured you kicked him in the exposed side of his face.

"Oh- fuck you little shit!" Adam grumbled and grabbed your leg. He threw you back making your head collide with the sign sending searing pain through your skull. Your vision swam but you couldn't give up. Before you could try to attack Adam again Lucifer had thrown him off you.

You hoped that Lucifer could deal with Adam as you descended. In your mind, you wanted to help your friends on the ground floor but your heart knew you couldn't. It just felt like it would be better to pass out on a couch.

That dream was smashed with the Hotel. The hotel collapsing sent just enough adrenaline through you to get out without being crushed.

Every time you saw Lucifer he seemed to be beating Adam in some new way. This time was no different. You couldn't make out words as we were dazed but he let Adam live for some reason.

No. This wasn't how this was supposed to happen. You were supposed to show off your power and leave without a scratch, everyone being even more amazed by you. Your friends unscathed. And anyone who managed to hurt your friends would die.

So you managed to get your way over to Adam at the same time as a certain maid. Both of you pounced on him, her with a knife and you with just your bear fists.

"Nifty, Y/n!?" Charlie sounded shocked and you didn't let up on getting your rage out until you felt weak. The blood loss caught up to you as your adrenaline wore off and you passed out. You woke up in a much nicer hotel in a room covered in Halloween decorations.

A/N; OMG ITS DONE. Having ADHD and writing an almost thousand-word fic that involves mainly fighting scenes when you don't know how to write fighting scenes takes a bit. I hope it's ok it's a bit all over the place.

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Chat Control is back on track again

Original tweet here Originally it was assumed that Chat Control would only show up again in October, so I am unsure if this changes anything, if those meetings mean something else or not. If anyone can clear it up, please do. In the meantime, its very crucial to keep making noises about this. Even if you are not from Europe, please spread the word. Here's what you can do to get started as EU citizens : https://www.patrick-breyer.de/en/take-action-to-stop-chat-control-now/

If you havent grasped the severity of this proposal yet, it would break encryption of private messages, as it would make it mandatory for EU citizens to accept to have their private messages and pictures scanned by artificial intelligence, or else they can't send any text or pictures anymore. This is unacceptable.

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KOSA IS BACK. TELL REPS TO VOTE "NO" ON KOSA

If you're too shy to call, this free fax system exists:

Scripts:

FOR REPUBLICAN REPS:

FOR DEMOCRAT REPS:

PLEASE SHARE BECAUSE THIS WILL RUIN THE INTERNET

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Do know I already have so much information on this I’ve already seen in other countries, having the same problem, which is not untrue I don’t want people looking at this and still thinking it’s not gonna happen because it’s already passed a few times. It’s going to the floor soon, so please look into and petitions you could still call

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‼️KOSA UPDATE FROM EVAN GREER ON BLUE SKY:

https://bsky.app/profile/evangreer.bsky.social/post/3l4ljc5hse22l

PLEASE continue to contact your Representatives and House Leadership consistently with badinternetbills.com and stopkosa.com. Let's stay vigilante on this!

House Leadership Numbers:

(202) 225-2777

(202) 225-3015

(202) 225-5936

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Well y'all I have bad news.

KOSA PASSED COMMITTEE TODAY AND HAS OFFICIALLY MOVED ON TO THE FLOOR.

This does not mean that the fight is over. Keep emailing, keep calling, keep pushing back.

discord

tagging people

@non-tyrannical-usa @walmart-the-official @duothelingo @france-unofficial @communist-usa-real3

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Well y'all I have bad news.

KOSA PASSED COMMITTEE TODAY AND HAS OFFICIALLY MOVED ON TO THE FLOOR.

This does not mean that the fight is over. Keep emailing, keep calling, keep pushing back.

discord

tagging people

@non-tyrannical-usa @walmart-the-official @duothelingo @france-unofficial @communist-usa-real3

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Kosa is back

Unfortunately, Kosa is back and trying to make their way back into being relevant and pushed to the House, despite it having opposition and known for being controversial.

A committee markup will take place this week , but please do not panic! It is not the same as an actual vote. Call your House Leadership and the Energy & Commerce Committee and tell them to vote no on KOSA. We stopped it before and we can do it again do not panic or give up💗

@botgal @super-firepaw119 @taikeero-lecoredier are definitely blogs you should check out who are super helpful with updates and are able to ease my mind when I am stressed , thank you guys - audri⭐️

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UPDATE ON #KOSA!! 🚨🚨

THIS WEDNESDAY Kosa will be marked up in the House!!! That means it's going to be voted on by the full House right after.

PLEASE CALL HOUSE LEADERSHIP AND TELL THEM NOT TO PUSH THIS FOR A VOTE!!

(202) 225-2777

(202) 225-3015

(202) 225-5936

https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chairs-rodgers-announces-full-committee-markup-of-16-bills

https://www.techdirt.com/2024/09/16/heritage-foundation-admits-kosa-will-be-useful-for-removing-pro-abortion-content-if-trump-wins/

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Hello, can I have a Hazbin Crew/Black Noir/Earving-like reader from The Boys who despite being a super scary soldier/agent has a compassionate side and the mental age of a 7 year old?His demon form is obviously a black sheep.

a/n: I've never seen The Boys so I'm just going off of clips! (Also I wrote this as if they were seven sorry if it's not what you wanted '^^) Also Also I didn't have many ideas so I didn't do everyone.

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Charlie: Kind of concerned for your mental health. Like a person who is mentally seven knowing all this stuff concerns her ok. She would encourage your childish side and try to tone down the whole soldier thing. If you wanted she could buy you a punching bag or something like that if you needed to get your violent urges out.

Vaggie: Hey fellow soldier! Depending on how exorcists are made and how the armies run, fellow child soldiers! She gets you through like truly. A hardened scary soldier with a really soft side. That being said she's not thrilled that you relate to this much at 7. So (with Charlie) she encourages your childish side way more.

Alastor: Very similar to the overlord! child reader! Will take you under his wing. You both have scary dog privileges. You beat someone up and he gets you plushies as a reward.

Lucifer: Was confused about how a child got to hell then he met you and was like "Yeah that tracks." affectionately of course. Gets very big whiplash, with how quickly you switch between child and scary soldier. But that being said he does take care of you (even if he doesn't realize.)