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professor flitwick called james and sirius “like brothers” not bc they were like brothers but bc wizarding society is heteronormative and bc he knew of no other way to describe two boys so codependent and in tune with one other. in this essay i will
#prongsfoot#bambibelle#james potter#sirius black#’they were brothers’ I’VE HAD ENOUGH. SHUT UP. SHUT IT#it’s not that serious but also they fucked#kissed#snogged#fellated#hand jobbed#etc etc
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*watching poseidon entertainment video* *he shows footage of a disney building*
me: oh that looks neat
poseidon: as you can see, the theming here is horrible and it's decorated in too many disney characters.
me: oh okay i guess it's liquid dogshit
#i get the criticism hes making but its really funny to complain about seeing disney characters at disney#i had no idea so many disney attractions were these esoteric parks fellating american exceptionalism
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trans guy sucking off their packers unite! Hottest shit everrr
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#:)#nothing to see here#just alex having a moment with his mic#by which i mean he was practically fellating it on stage#jesus christ alex#i need to go to bed#alex turner#am era#arctic monkeys
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i know we've collectively done this scene to death but the back-to-back shots of the bottle fellating and then hands
#hang on i will add visuals#autocorrect did not like fellating#spn#spn rewatch#10x23 brother's keeper
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Jjk sketch dump
I love ballpoint pen.
#that feminine urge to feed strawberries to ur bestie so they can fellate your finger#thelittleart#jjk#geto suguru#gojo satoru#satosugu#夏五#ieri shoko#tsukumo yuki#kamo choso#yuki#choso#yukichoso#chosoyuki#sashisu
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While I generally think claims about how much damage AI infrastructure does regarding energy and water usage tend to be overblown on this site, Google's AI implementation is one exception where it fully deserves to be clowned on for its wasteful uselessness. The "one ChatGPT prompt uses 5x the energy of a Google search" is not that scary to think about when you consider the context and scale behind what that statement means. By comparison, Google shoehorning AI into its search engine means it is quintupling the energy cost of said Google search, with no appreciable benefit to justify said massive cost increase. That Google's AI product rollout was almost certainly done purely to satisfy trend-chasing investors, with no real use-case, makes the move all the more despicable.
#tech companies stop fellating speculative investors chasing trends challenge#difficulty: impossible#ai discourse
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near getting angry at mello hits so different imo because of how patient / understanding he is overall with mello,,, like. this is the most obvious statement in the world given the actual text [gestures vaguely toward all of near's Mello Apologism in canon] but it DOES get me. near is not a doormat in the slightest but he does allow mello a lot of grace, and it is extremely fun to consider & determine what near's breaking point / limit would be in any given universe.
#meronia#neallopost#i've written this a number of times but i feel like the most substantial examples are#fic: bury us both#fic: i want to hold you (hostage)#<- not so much outright anger but simmering beneath the surface for a lot of ch3#fic: there's nothing i hate more than what i can't have#and it will be in#fic: love chained#and#fic: all's fair in love and war#okay christ sorry i'm done self-fellating on main. i hve to go shower and write now BYEEEE <3
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#did he really just call lex his evil sugar daddy#I think he did#panels#lexjokes#why does he constantly fellate his guns
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It's fellate her phallus Friday
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I Don't Know How To Explain You Should Care About Other People Even When They Live in Afghanistan or Iraq
#txt#uspol#there is having a nuanced discussion abt politics and harm reduction etc#and then there is jumping to fellate the entire bush administration
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I just got completely roasted by the rest of the chorus for saying that the only two movies I like Eddie Redmayne in were Les Mis and Jupiter Ascending
#i was very adamant that#it is not a GOOD movie#it is an ENTERTAINING movie#everyone was like NO IT IS NOT#fellated by eternity
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#casually fellating poison from your enemies leg#this was obscene#the art is so good#im so happy i found an english translation#toxin#yaoi#yaoi bl#bl manhwa#yaoi manhwa#yaoi recommendation
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my current theory is. "the universe's greatest villain" is sigma. he was the one talking to epsilon at the end of the prologue. and lbr the meta was rvb's greatest villain like cmon. and ALSO you KNOW burnie would be sucking his own dick like that. ooohhh my villain was the universe's greatest one.... good to note that "universe" could mean "the red vs blue universe" not necesarily like the diegetic universe's greatest villain. just the greatest one in the show's verse. bc all the universe level threats came post 13 soooo. shrugggg
#rvb19#ill be real with you tho. meta being the villain again woud be so boring like burnie are you literally fellating urself that hard here#hope they do something more interesting with it
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i can be so normal about anthony green changing the lyrics in 2022 to ‘if i can’t make it till 2042’… not at all affected by this
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